Sunday, October 27, 2019

Summerslam '88

Legacy Review

Summerslam '88

August 29, 1988 from Madison Square Garden in New York City
 
Commentary: Gorilla Monsoon and Superstar Billy Graham
 
The annual summer spectacular tradition begins. Summerslam was the third of the traditional Big 4 PPVs to be created (the first Royal Rumble had already taken place as a cable special, but wouldn't become a PPV until '89), and would quickly surpass Survivor Series to become the #2 WWF/E PPV of the year. It's in no small part thanks to the ongoing WWF/Jim Crockett Promotions scheduling wars this started up at all. JCP turned a show in their annual Great American Bash tour into a PPV in July, but due to an agreement made between the wresting promotions and PPV distributors to space the shows out after having Starrcade and Survivor Series take place at the same time last Thanksgiving, this was the earliest WWF could schedule a counter PPV. It was around this time that both companies were realizing the future of the business lay in PPVs so they were both trying to stake their claim as much as possible. The fact it's taking place in MSG goes to show how big a deal WWF wanted to make this. As Monsoon and Graham do their into we can hear Fink in the background counting the crowd down to the start of the live broadcast. We're live, pal.
 
The British Bulldogs and The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers 20:00 time limit draw- The Rougeaus have (finally) just turned heel and don't have Jimmy Hart or, sadly, All American Boys yet. As the bell rings the Rougeaus offer their usual insincere handshake. Nothing doing there. When the ring starts to clear Davey Boy gets impatient and jumps Jacques to get things started. Quick buckle shots and Jacques flops down. Davey Boy then smashes Jacques into the top buckle in the heels' own corner and pretty much tells him to tag. Jacques does, then the Rougeaus hug to restore HP and rile the crowd up. Raymond has a better time, using ref Joey Marella trying to get a corner break to hit a cheap shot. He tries a monkey flip but Davey Boy lands on his feet! Armdrag and tag to Dynamite. Double headbutt from the Bulldogs. Dynamite hits a shoulderblock and it's clearly obvious already watching him run this is in the period where his back was frakked up like no one's business. He's trying to plow through it though, which in the long run was a pretty bad idea. Armdrag into an ARMBAR from Dynamite. Speed run and Dynamite counters a monkey flip attempt with a diving headbutt. The Bulldogs continue arm work on Raymond. Bulldog mixes in a sunset flip for 2. Dynamite adds in a leg grapevine with an armbar which is actually an interesting looking hold. Big clothesline from Dynamite. Raymond manages to get a sunset flip on Davey Boy for 2. Davey Boy does a nice flipover counter cradle but can't hold the bridge for the full near fall. Double back elbow from the Bulldogs for 2. On a speed run Jacques hops down and trips Davey Boy to finally change momentum. He tags in and starts working on Davey Boy's leg. The Rougeaus stay completely focused on that and keep Davey Boy well in their corner. They work in a classic no tag swap behind Marella's back. Backdrop from Raymond. Jacques puts on a stepover toe hold. Davey Boy counters with a small package for 2, but can't get anywhere close to a tag. After a bit more leg work Davey Boy stands up, uses the hold to monkey flip Raymond, and gets the tag to Dynamite! Classic Dynamite snap suplex. Diving headbutt for 2. Back suplex for 2. Dynamite tosses Raymond out to the floor. Guardrail shot for Raymond. Jacques runs over to help his brother up, then helps him back in. Raymond quickly gets trapped in the face corner. Davey Boy hits the running powerslam! Jacques breaks the pin up. Dynamite sets Raymond up in the corner. Jacques comes from behind and back suplexes Dynamite! Dynamite hit the back of his head on the landing and can't do anything. Jacques tags in officially and is all over him. Slam and kneedrop for 2. Now Dynamite gets trapped in the heel corner. Raymond lifts Dynamite up and drops him on Jacques' knee for a gutbuster. Abdominal stretch from Jacques. As usual abdominal stretch expert Monsoon critiques how the hold is being applied. Davey Boy runs in and pushes them over! That's one way to break it. While Marella is getting Davey Boy out the Rougeaus swap with no tag again and Raymond puts the abdominal stretch back on. We go to arm drops. In abdominal stretch? That's different. Dynamite short hiptosses free. Raymond (completely legally) fights off Dynamite's comeback attempt. Big splash from Jacques for 2. He puts on a double chinlock. Dynamite powers up, but Raymond suckers Davey Boy to distract the ref so he can get Dynamite back down. More double teams in the heel corner and now Raymond puts the double chinlock on. Again Dynamite powers up to his feet and he backs Raymond into the corner. Jacques just barely cuts the tag off. While Marella is distracted by Davey Boy Dynamite gets a small package on Raymond that would have been 3. Poor teammating there. Back to the abdominal stretch. Raymond covers for 2, then puts a front facelock on. As usual that leads to the phantom tag spot, despite the fact Marella let the heels swap twice with no tag at all. Dynamite finally has enough, headbutting Jacques in the gut, hitting a chop, and tagging out. Jacques quickly kills the hot tag run by dodging a Davey Boy dropkick. Davey Boy comes back with a press, and drops Jacques crotch first on the top rope! DONNYBROOK! The Bulldogs hit their press slam rocket launcher, but the bell rings with no count. As usual because WWF doesn't do time counts everyone is confused until Fink announces a time limit draw. Good tag wrestling from two teams you know can deliver that had enough momentum switches and action to sustain the length, though the second half did feel slightly time limit stall draggy. Not bad, just a bit. ***1/2

Monsoon brings us up to date on some breaking news from just this past week. Brutus Beefcake was originally scheduled to challenge Honky Tonk Man for the Intercontinental title in a Wrestlemania 4 rematch. However, this past week on Superstars WWF newcomer Ron Bass attacked Beefcake after his jobber squash, choking him out with his bullwhip. After that the attack got even more heinous when Bass took his spur and used it to CUT RIGHT INTO BEEFCAKE'S FOREHEAD! This was pretty hardcore by WWF's standards of the time, well outside their comfort zone. Hilariously because of that they put up a giant red X on the screen with "CENSORED" on it to make it look like they're trying to cover it up because it's so GRUESOME. Who knew Right to Censor was active already? The bottom line is, due to the injuries he sustained Beefcake is out tonight. This is the second time he was originally scheduled to win the IC title only to have plans Meltzered at the last second. Monsoon then makes it clear there WILL be an IC title match tonight featuring the as yet unnamed new #1 contender.
 
Bad News Brown def Ken Patera in 6:33- Patera's music is dubbed over. I'm not sure I remember that from previous streaming viewings or not. I hate it when they change things. Don't get me started on Rick Rude's overdubbed music. As soon as Patera steps in the ring Brown jumps him because he's a BAD DUDE. Patera can't even get his jacket off. Slam and elbow drop from Brown. Patera comes out of the corner with a clothesline and finally gets his jacket off. Back elbow from Patera. Return slam, but Brown dodges the elbow drop. Headbutt from Brown. He chokes Patera on the apron. Buckle shot and Patera looks done. In this match. In real life he's been done for a while. Patera manages to counter a backdrop attempt and drops some standing elbows. Rough takedown into a cover for barely 1. Clothesline and elbow drop for 2. Backbreaker for 2. Small package for 1. Patera says screw the pin attempts and puts the babyface bear hug on. Brown eye rakes free. Patera, half blinded, tries for his full nelson finisher but Brown feels it and quickly gets himself in the ropes. Patera hits a shot off the second rope and calls for it again. Again Brown ties up in the ropes. Now Brown counters a backdrop attempt, but Patera is quickly back on him. They go into the corner and clearly are reading completely different books, much less not being on the same page. That was ugly. That gets some audible boos. They try again on the other side and Patera posts his shoulder. Ghetto Blaster! It's over. Brown got the best he could out of a completely washed up Patera. Side thought: the Ghetto Blaster is one of my favorite finishers from this period, because it's well before the enzuguri got popularized in the US and looked awesome. 3/4*

Main event promo time from the Mega Powers. They say Elizabeth is their secret weapon tonight. They'll end up being completely correct about that.
 
"Ravishing" Rick Rude (w/Bobby Heenan) def The Junkyard Dog by DQ in 6:18- One of the big feuds over the summer has been Rude versus Jake Roberts after Rude was making moves on Roberts' wife Cheryl. A big blowoff match here would seem the obvious thing to do, but wrestling was still a house show first business. A PPV focused product was the future, but not quite yet the present. Speaking of awful replaced music....I won't get into it again. Rude's starting up his legendary tights design game, he's got pictures of JYD on both sides tonight. First time he's done that, at least on a major show. Another jump start as Rude attacks JYD before the bell. It doesn't go so well for Rude as JYD backdrops him and Rude lands right on his ass. He was the king of ass sells. Crawling headbutts from JYD and Rude goes out to the floor. Heenan helps him up and they try to put the pieces back together. JYD pulls Rude back in and hits a shot to the gut, while Rude was aiming for a clothesline at the same time. The little things being done right, we're getting right on the cusp of when Rude gets freaking awesome in the ring. Rude dodges a diving headbutt and this time hits a clothesline. Double ax handle off the top rope from Rude. Some classic Rude elbows follow. Forearms to the head do absolutely nothing to JYD. Rude sees and snap mares him over into a chinlock instead, mixing in a straight choke when Heenan distracts the ref (a *very* young Tim White in his first PPV appearance). JYD fights free but runs into a Rude boot in the corner. Another Rude elbow drop and cover for 2. Now Rude tries an arm wringer, but he gets a bit too clever and crotches himself on JYD's arm. JYD loads up and hits a big headbutt, then grabs Rude so he doesn't go down. Heenan distracts and Rude hits a running knee to JYD's back, then a Russian leg sweep. Rude goes up top again. He pulls his JYD tights down and he has a second pair on underneath with Cheryl Roberts' face on them! Jake Roberts runs in and attacks Rude! Damn that was a quick run in. He must have been watching closely in Gorilla. That's an obvious DQ. Rude gets the hell out of town. Roberts then apologizes to JYD for costing him the match, explaining what happened to set him off. Weak finish to keep the Roberts/Rude feud drawing on the house show loop, but it was pretty much nothing anyway because JYD was useless by this point. In fact he'd be out of the WWF before Survivor Series and would hop over to JCP, then just becoming WCW, in time for the last Clash of the year to be their problem. 1/2*

Mean Gene is in the back with the longest reigning IC champion of all time the Honky Tonk Man. Honky and Hart aren't worried at all that Beefcake is out. In fact, Honky says "give me anybody". Be careful what you ask for. Mean Gene tries to drop the name he's been hearing, but Honky doesn't want to know! He wants it to be a surprise for everyone, including himself. Someone's gotten a bit overconfident after keeping his title by running for so long. Not that he ever lacked in overconfidence to start with.
 
The Powers of Pain (w/The Baron) def The Bolsheviks (w/Slick) in 5:27- The POP had jumped over from JCP just before the start of the Great American Bash tour while in the middle of a feud with the Road Warriors, purportedly because they didn't want to work the scaffold matches JCP had booked for them. This is actually a rematch from WWF's summer stadium Wrestlefest show that took place about a month prior. Baron is the legend Baron von Rashke with a Sith lord robe on pretty much completely covering his face, part of a very short lived managerial run he'll have in WWF. Fourth straight jump start of one kind or another tonight. What is this, the Attitude Era? Full 2v2 brawl and the POP kind of sloppily clear the ring. Volkoff tries tripping Barbarian but that does nothing to stall the POP's momentum. Double clothesline on Zhukov. Volkoff then tries to jump from behind but that also doesn't work out well for him. Reset with Zhukov and Barbarian. Shoulderblock standoff. Big chop from Barbarian for 2. They trade corner whips and Zhukov does the most telegraphed backdrop attempt ever. I mean, what even was that? Barbarian drags him by the singlet to his corner. Warlord knocks Zhukov around the turnbuckles. Belly to belly suplex on Zhukov. Marella gets distracted and Volkoff jumps Warlord from behind, which works this time. Warlord gets choked with the tag rope in the heel corner. Quick tags from the Bolsheviks to keep working Warlord over and the do a good job keeping him isolated in their corner. The managers tease getting into it to try to liven things up. Finally Warlord counters a double backdrop attempt and tags. Mild tag run from Barbarian. A big boot sends Volkoff over the top rope to the floor. Double flying tackle on Zhukov. Running powerslam/top rope headbutt combo and it's over. Not pretty. The POP were immediately positioned as future challengers for Demolition after coming in, but management would quickly sour on them because they were, well, crap. 1/4*

Next up we get the first ever PPV edition of the Brother Love Show, which had debuted on weekly TV early in the summer and was an instant hit, in the heat getting sense. Bruce Pritchard's greatest character. Many big and important angles the next few years will be either started or advanced on Brother Love's show. Sadly, tonight is not one of them. His guest tonight is Hacksaw Jim Duggan, but absolutely nothing of note is said or done. A pretty big waste of PPV time. Keep reading after the main event for some more notes on this particular segment.

Next up, Honky Tonk Man makes his way out for his defense against a now mystery opponent. Fink doesn't even know who the opponent is when he goes to do his intro. Honky takes the mic and says "Give me somebody to wrestle, I don't care who it is!". Once again, be careful what you wish for..... After a (overly long) dramatic pause, music hits. Music we already know. IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
 
WWF Intercontinental Championship: The Ultimate Warrior def The Honky Tonk Man (c) (w/Jimmy Hart) in :31- Warrior as usual tears into the ring and before Honky even has time to form a thought Warrior's all over him! Bodyslam. Flying tackle! Clothesline. Big splash! 3 count and it's already over! MASSIVE pop! Our long national nightmare of Honky Tonk Man's IC title reign is over! Warrior cracked the code- destroy him before he has a chance to get himself DQ'd or counted out. Of course, putting the title on Warrior presented a whole new set of problems, but it's not like Honky had been putting on wrestling masterpieces the past year and a half either. Tonight, it matters not at all. You couldn't ask for a better or more satisfying payoff. The first truly great Summerslam moment. NR

That brings us to intermission, mostly cut off on this copy. As commentary welcomes us back Bobby Heenan storms the booth to give us his news update on what the main event teams are up to. For Heenan's team, Andre is reading the Wall Street Journal while DiBiase is counting four briefcases full of money with Virgil lounging back watching it all. According to Heenan's sources, Hogan and Savage have barricaded themselves in their dressing room and are screaming for mercy from whoever walks by. I'd want some double checking on that sourcing.
 
Dino Bravo (w/Frenchy Martin) def "The Rock" Don Muraco in 5:28- Another rematch here, this time from the first round of the Wrestlemania 4 WWF Title tournament. Heenan stays on commentary! Fantastic. Sadly only for this match. They reference the fact Graham had been managing Muraco since his face turn. Frakking hell, Graham is STILL going off about that sham "world record" bench press Bravo did back at the Royal Rumble special in JANUARY. Let it go, man. Meanwhile, we get some long lockup standoffs in the ring between the two power guys. Muraco hits a shoulderblock. He strings some moves together and Bravo casually steps out to the floor for some space. Back in Muraco wins an arm wringer tradeoff. Bravo backs him into the corner and hits a chop. Muraco responds with a hiptoss and a monkey flip that they barely pull off, then a half assed armdrag. He continues to knock Bravo around. Bravo reverses a corner whip and Muraco goes in chest first. Inverted atomic drop from Bravo. Elbow drop for 2. Muraco comes back with a Russian leg sweep, then dodges an elbow drop. Backdrop from Muraco. Frenchy gets on the apron and takes a shot. Bravo slips out of a slam attempt, hits the side suplex and it's over. I said their WM match was not as bad as it could have been. That was the could have been. It would also be one of Muraco's final WWF matches. 1/4*

In the back Sean Mooney is with Jesse Ventura. The reason Ventura's not on commentary tonight is because he was hand picked by WWF President Jack Tunney to be the special guest referee for the main event, the "only man that could keep order". Mooney says controversy is swirling because Ventura took money from DiBiase. Ventura doesn't only not deny it, he proudly admits it! That's a hell of a position for a future Libertarian candidate, "Hell yes I took the special interest money! You'd be an idiot not to." 
 
WWF Tag Team Championship: Demolition (c) (w/Mr. Fuji and Jimmy Hart) def The Hart Foundation in 9:49- Bret turned face at WM 4 with the initial idea of that kicking off a singles run for him, but soon after the plug was pulled and he re-teamed with Anvil, which also turned Anvil face by default. Their former manager Hart is with the Demos and Fuji to help point out the Harts' weaknesses and break down their strategery. The Harts get a jobber entrance, which doesn't say much for their chances. Bret and Ax start. Ax easily wins the first lockup and Hart lets Bret know all about it through the megaphone. Another lockup and Ax is quickly axing. Slam. Bret dodges an elbow drop and slugs away. Roll up for 2. Smash tags in but walks right into armdrags. Anvil tags in and outmaneuvers Smash. Big shoulderblock. When Anvil hits the ropes Ax kicks him in the back of the head. That'll slow the big guy down. Ax tags in with more axing. Then Smash smashes. Anvil counters an Ax backdrop attempt with an uppercut and gets a tag to Bret. Bret standing dropkick on Smash. Ref Marella is distracted by Hart doing something on the outside we can't quite see. Behind that Fuji has hung his cane over the top turnbuckle. Smash runs Bret's shoulder into it, breaking the cane! The Demos have a target and attack it. Meanwhile Anvil temporarily runs Hart off backstage. The Demos trap Bret's arm in the ropes to really work it over. Ax runs the shoulder into the corner again. Shoulderbreaker from Smash. He puts on almost an arm version of a spinning toe hold. They work Bret down to the floor and run his shoulder into the post. That thing is mush by this point. I like Ax casually kicking Bret in the shoulder from the apron. Bret out here taking a Ricky Morton level of beating. Back in Bret ducks a clothesline, hits the ropes again to really get a huge head of steam, and hits a diving clothesline on Ax! Tag to Anvil! But Smash had Marella distracted and he doesn't allow it! That's twice tonight. Useless git. Bret manages to get a boot up in the corner on Smash with a fantastic delayed flop sell. Tag to Anvil for real! Dropkick on Ax! Slams for both guys. He runs the Demos into each other and just murders Smash with a clothesline. The crowd's going bonkers now. But, the Demos are on the floor recovering. Bret slingshots Anvil and he over the top rope topes into Smash! Freaking hell Anvil's flying around tonight. I love it. Gotta get them back in the ring though. He does and plants Smash with a powerslam for a long 2 that the crowd bit on. Bret whips Anvil into a corner shoulderblock on Smash then covers for 2. Backbreaker from Bret. Ax breaks the pin up and it's EVERYONE IN THE POOL time. Fuji takes a shot on the apron. But behind that, Ax gets Hart's megaphone and nails Bret with it! Smash covers and gets the pin to retain. The what would become longest WWF tag title reign ever to that point continues. It took them a bit to get in a groove, but once Bret went face in peril they did very nicely. ***1/4

Mean Gene is in the heel locker room with a furious Honky Tonk Man. Apparently Warrior wasn't included in "anybody". He should have specified that before the match.
 
The Big Boss Man (w/Slick) def Koko B Ware in 5:57- Boss Man, formerly Big Bubba Rogers, was another recent former JCP/UWF signee and was already being positioned to be the next big man challenger for Hogan. After the bell Slick distracts Ware so Boss Man can jump him from behind. After the bell, should have been ready. After getting tossed to the floor Ware fires back with punches and turns on the jets. Dropkick and Boss Man goes backward and gets tied in the ropes Andre the Giant style. Ware takes advantage with a big Stinger splash style splash. Boss Man gets free and we have a small reset. More stick and move from Ware. But he tries to dodge the wrong way and Boss Man grabs him, then hits a clubbing blow. Headbutt from Boss Man. Avalanche in the corner. Clothesline. Boss Man lifts Ware out of the cover! He stretches Ware's arms out. Ware manages to flip free and put boots in Boss Man's face. That only makes Boss Man mad. After a slam he goes up top. Ware dodges a big splash! But Boss Man landed on his feet and keeps going. Not quite sure what that was or if it went as intended. Ware dodges and Boss Man crashes in the corner crotch first! Ware flaps up a bit and hits some jabs. Missile dropkick off the top! Big splash! Boss Man kicks out! Ware tries something in the corner leaping on Boss Man but Boss Man flips him over the top rope. Also not sure that went as planned. The Boss Man Slam hits and it's over. Ware takes a nightstick shot for the road in lieu of being handcuffed like all the other jobbers. Pretty much a squash to get Boss Man going but Ware got some in. Still, it's another TV loss for Hall of Famer Koko B Ware. *1/2

Now Mooney is in the face locker room as they all celebrate Warrior's IC title win. Warrior: "I was sitting in Parts Unknown waiting for the next spaceship to higher planes and lightning bolts came down from the skies and Warriors spoke, and they said 'Make it to the Garden'." Well sure, who among us haven't gotten a phone call like that at some point.
 
Jake "The Snake" Roberts def Hercules in 10:06- Commentary wonders why Heenan isn't with Herc. Guess he's getting ready for the main event. Odds on Rude counter-interfering in this match? Herc makes a show of his physique being better than Roberts' which, no question. Roberts succeeded despite not being a body guy in an era of body guys. Herc then says he wants Damien moved. Roberts goes to do it, but knows what's coming and is ready for Herc's jump attempt. Herc gets a knee up in the corner to put Roberts down hard. Roberts counters a backdrop with a kneelift, then we get the usual early DDT tease with Herc bailing. When Herc gets back in both guys want ref Tim White to get out of the way to slug it out. Herc hits the ropes but Roberts scoops and slams him. Roberts works a headlock and manages to keep Herc in it, even when Herc tries a back suplex. Herc manages to get a foot on the bottom rope to take a break. Headbutt to the gut from Herc. He drops a couple of elbows, then snap mares Roberts into a chinlock. When Roberts tries to get free Herc hair pulls him down and hits a clothesline. Arrogant cover for 2. Another chinlock slowly gets Roberts down. There we stay for a long while. Finally he gets up and reverses the chinlock into a hammerlock. Herc gives him a back elbow and Roberts flops through the ropes down to the floor. Herc gives him some clubbing blows against the ropes. While setting up for one Roberts grabs him and pulls him over the top out to the floor! Herc then snaps Roberts over the top rope coming back in. Chinlock the third. Roberts quickly jawbreakers free! Classic Roberts short jabs. Short clothesline. DDT time. Herc backdrops free. Roberts goes for a running kneelift but Herc dodges! Monsoon gets "external occipital protuberance" in! Drink! Slam and elbow drop from Herc for 2. Another slam attempt. Roberts gets free! DDT! Roberts covers for the pin! That's one of those matches that you're inclined to hate at first, but they kept plugging away and got it to halfway decent. No counter interference from Rude either. **

Main event recap time, which in the case of this saga is really not possible in one video package. These various feuds can be traced back the past year and a half, to Hogan and Andre's first encounter at WM 3. The formation of the Mega Powers was one of the biggest moments in WWF history, probably the biggest mega team of top stars ever created to that point. Andre and DiBiase had initially teamed up at the start of the year as part of a plot to get the WWF Championship off Hogan and onto DiBiase via Andre, which initially succeeded before President Tunney laid down the law that giving away titles wasn't kosher. DiBiase was then the man Savage defeated in the WM 4 tournament final to win the title. The appointment of Ventura as guest ref delighted the heels, thinking he would be easy to pay off, which we've already seen. Rumors were also spread that Ventura was afraid of Andre. Because of all of that it's widely expected Ventura will be biased in the Mega Bucks' favor. This match also started the tradition of tag matches main eventing Summerslam, which will happen in three of the first four events.
 
The Mega Powers (w/Elizabeth) def The Mega Bucks (w/Bobby Heenan and Virgil) in 13:57- Ventura comes out in his regular clothes to ref, no ref shirt. He'll learn that later on when he was the main event ref again at the '99 edition of Summerslam. The Mega Powers get the traditional MSG hallway entrance shot, the only one tonight. All three team members are in Hogan yellow and red. The heels definitely look very pally with Ventura before the match starts. After entrances Ventura makes a big show of giving instructions to everyone, wrestlers and managers. He orders all the managers out to the floor. Then for no discernible reason Ventura decides to move the tag ropes to different corners. I guess he's trying to establish that he's the one in charge. Savage makes it very clear to Hogan he wants to start and Hogan lets him have at it. But he turns around into Andre. Savage quickly ends up in the wrong part of town being chopped and headbutted. When DiBiase tags in Savage manages to get away and we have a reset. DiBiase wants Hogan in. And Savage obliges. DiBiase tries an eye rake but it barely fazes Hogan. Atomic drop from Hogan and the Mega Powers bounce DiBiase around with punches. Running clothesline from Hogan. Double back elbow and elbow drop on DiBiase. Heenan gets on the apron to protest while Savage gives DiBiase some buckle shots. Hogan then knocks DiBiase around the corners. And Savage's boot. Hogan holds DiBiase for Savage to hit the double ax handle off the top rope. Kneedrop from Savage for 2. Savage wasn't too happy with Ventura being slow to count. Double big boot and Hogan covers for a quicker 2. Slam and elbow drop trio from Hogan. But then he makes the mistake of going after Andre and takes a headbutt. Andre gets in the ring. Savage gets in to protest and Andre headbutts him too as things start to break down. So much for Mr. Keep Order. Instead he yells at Elizabeth to get off the apron like she's going to do anything. Andre tags in an squashes Hogan with his ass of iron. He puts on a double fist nerve hold that could easily be a choke but Ventura says no. Hogan turns around and Andre puts on a full Nerve Pinch of Double Fistedness +2. Savage runs in again and Andre uses the opening to do his singlet strap choke disguised as a chinlock on Hogan. DiBiase tags in and clotheslines Hogan for 2. Kneedrop and fistdrops for another 2. Ventura's count was the same for both teams at least. DiBiase puts on a chinlock that commentary insists is a choke but I don't see it. Hogan slowly goes down. Arm drops and Hogan is still in it. Double clothesline! Tag to Savage! He knocks DiBiase around. Backdrop. Running snap top rope clothesline with the usual superb DiBiase sell. Double ax handle off the top. DiBiase dodges a corner charge and Savage crashes shoulder first. Speed run and Savage gets a crossbody for 2, but then runs into a DiBiase clothesline. Tag to Andre. He squashes Savage in the corner, then easily scoops him up with one hand to punch him back down again. Andre sits on Savage in the corner, a stinkface before there was a stinkface. Big headbutt from Andre and he tags back out. DiBiase suplex for 2. Backbreaker. DiBiase goes to the second rope. Savage dodges an elbow drop! He has a hard time figuring out the right corner to go to, but fights DiBiase off again and gets a tag to Hogan! DiBiase backs the hell off but Hogan is all over him. Corner clothesline. Suplex from Hogan. Andre comes in and Hogan clotheslines him. Andre's down! Savage goes up top! The heels stir and Hogan kills the play. Instead he puts a sleeper on DiBiase. Savage goes up top on the other side behind that. He comes down into Andre's boot! And that's a big boot. Andre then saves DiBiase and tosses Hogan out to the floor, right on top of Savage. Elizabeth gets up on the apron and ignores Ventura demanding she get down. Elizabeth takes her skirt off! She's in her red underwear! The secret weapon is unleashed! The heels, and Ventura, have no idea what to do but sure can't look away. Behind them, Hogan and Savage slowly come back in. Savage top rope double ax handle to Andre's back, sending him out to the floor! Hogan setup slam on DiBiase. Savage goes up top again. The elbow hits! Hogan legdrop! No one is getting up from that combo. But Ventura doesn't want to count 3! Savage grabs his hand and forcibly pushes it down, giving the Mega Powers the win! Very fun and perfectly laid out match, amplified by everyone involved working hard throughout, even Andre as much as he physically could anymore. A fitting and satisfying finale to the grand intertwining saga involving all four guys, as they would all finally move on during the fall. In both Andre and DiBiase's case never to see the main event again. Well, Hogan and Savage of course will continue teaming as they still had plenty to do, but that's another story. ***
 
One final historical note I should add on because it's been mentioned by parties involved in the years since: WWF was in serious talks to bring in Ric Flair and perhaps all of the Four Horsemen over in time to debut for this show. The idea being put together was Flair would be the surprise guest in the Brother Love segment, then wrestle Savage for the WWF Title later in the night. It didn't happen because Flair, who for whatever his faults tends to be a pretty loyal guy professionally, didn't think the time was right to jump ship on JCP yet, especially with the rumors of the potential Turner buyout in full swing during the summer. All in all the right decision I think. He was still killing it there and would have his best year ever in '89 wrestling AND booking, and when he did jump his '91-'92 WWF run was still superb, including getting a WM match with Savage that remains one of my favorite of all time. WWF did succeed in prying Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard away. They finished up with JCP in September and later debuted in WWF as the Brain Busters. Horseman manager JJ Dillon would also leave in early '89 to take up a longtime backstage role in WWF.

OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- A pretty dull start to the Summerslam line, but not a completely useless one. Warrior's IC title win, and Honky Tonk's dethroning, is still an all time great moment, most of the tag matches deliver (very unusual for WWF), and the main event is a one time only match and conclusion to over a year's worth of ongoing stories definitely worth checking out. The less said about the rest the better.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C-
 
v2.0 pubished 10/8/26 

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Halloween Havoc '90

Legacy Review

Halloween Havoc '90

October 27, 1990 from the UIC Pavillion in Chicago, IL

Commentary: Jim Ross and Paul E Dangerously

Sadly a complete version of this show has never been released. The WWE Network version is the same as the original home video release, with only the top 6 matches on it.

JR, Paul E and Tony are all decked out for Halloween. We start right off with a promo. Tommy Rich and Ricky Morton are out with Tony. There's what looks to be a piece of unfinished stage scaffolding behind them. Unfortunately the answer as to what that is will be much worse than typical WCW sloppiness. To really hammer the Halloween theme home, the ring ropes are all orange, the ring mat is red and, in a rare move for WCW, there's colored lighting in the arena.

"Wildfire" Tommy Rich and Ricky Morton def The Midnight Express (w/Jim Cornette) in 20:49- Morton is teaming with Rich because Robert Gibson was injured by the Freebirds just before this show. Schefter says it'll be 6-8 months out after reconstructive knee surgery. Paul E is asking the same question we all are: "Why Rich?". JR doesn't have an answer. Rich is probably the least impressive former NWA World Champion of all time. We've got 3 out of the 4 guys involved in the longest running feud in tag team history here, which is a bit sad because this would turn out to be the Midnights' last match. Lane and Cornette would leave WCW soon after this, giving Eaton a chance at a singles run. Morton and Eaton start. Eaton throws him around a bit until Morton turns the jets on. Rich gets a cheap shot in. The Chicago crowd, shockingly, is rooting for the heels. If Gibson was out there it'd probably be more 50/50. Eaton gets a blind tag to Lane, who gets a shot in on Morton. Morton posts his shoulder and falls outside. Eaton dives off the top all the way to the floor, misses but doesn't sell missing. Everyone wanders around a bit then keeps going like nothing happened. A bit of confusion there. Cornette gets his first racket shot in. A Cornette distraction allows the Midnights to double team. Morton gets slammed on the ramp, then Lane rocket launches Eaton off the top and onto Morton on the ramp! Eaton with a Diamond Cutter/Stunner/RKO/Gun Stun but it only gets 2. Another racket shot. Lane suckers Rich in, allowing Eaton to throw Morton over the top. Morton dodges an Eaton charge and Eaton posts himself. Morton with a flying headscissors on the floor! Lane still manages to keep Morton from tagging. Eaton hits the Alabama Jam but doesn't go for a cover. Morton starts no selling but still can't get a tag. The heels go for another rocket launcher, in the ring this time, but Morton gets his knees up and FINALLY gets a tag to Rich, who's in for the first time the whole match. Donnybrook! Rich goes up top but Cornette whacks him in the back with the racket. The Southern Boys run out, dressed up like Cornette to mock him, complete with cheap plastic tennis rackets. Rich grabs the real racket, nails Lane, and gets the 3. **3/4

There's an obvious clip here as JR throws it to replay but it really goes to Tony, later in the show. Tony is wearing lipstick as part of his Phantom costume. Sting is out with him. Sting says that Sid's "butt will overload with you know what" then corrects himself and says his "mouth will overload with you know what from his butt". I still blame Sid for that. It's promo botch spillover. Sid's Jedi Mind Trick. Sting is interrupted by Ole Anderson's voice a dark and "menacing" voice. THE BLACK SCORPION IS HERE. The Scorpion had been following Sting around warning him that he was coming. He was supposedly someone from Sting's past. He's here to give Sting a "taste of my black magic". He grabs a female stagehand and drags her to the scaffolding I mentioned earlier. While he does this it's patently obvious that the voice on the speakers is nowhere close to coming out of the mouth of the man in the mask. Scorpion drags the woman up into the scaffolding and a cheap glitzy curtain rolls up. Gee, I wonder what's happening behind there. It'd be hilarious if the curtain dropped and Scorpion and the woman were making out. After about 10 minutes, long enough for them to run to the other side of the building, there's a flash of pyro, the curtain drops, and THEY'RE GONE. Another pyro flash! Wait, they're on the other side of the stage! It's MAGIC! Scorpion says a few more words and scarpers. Over all of this there's been spooky music playing. Even with how long it took them to move from behind the curtain to the other side of the stage the whole segment felt rushed, like they knew it was going to bomb and they just wanted to get it over with. Everyone sells it like they just saw the scariest thing they've ever seen. Paul E's reaction is especially priceless. The Black Scorpion angle is one of the most infamous in wrestling history. It was devised by Ole Anderson to get Sting's first title run over. Spoiler: didn't work. Fortunately it didn't hurt Sting in the long run. The whole thing would culminate at Starrcade '90, where the Scorpion was revealed to be.....nah, I'll make you wait.

The Fabulous Freebirds (w/Little Richard Marley) def The Renegade Warriors in 17:28- The Renegade Warriors have nothing to do with the Renegade or the Ultimate Warrior. It's Chris and Mark Youngblood, who had started teaming together after their older brother Jay (the longtime tag partner of Ricky Steamboat in the late '70s and early '80s) passed away and had just come into WCW after a successful run in Puerto Rico's WWC. They're also the kind of white meat babyfaces that get eaten alive in Chicago. Marley is a jobber (under the name Rocky King) turned manager, which would be short lived and he'd soon be a referee. Marley is wearing Robert Gibson's tights and leaning on a crutch, celebrating the fact the Freebirds had just put him on the shelf. Hayes does his usual strutting at the start. Chris takes out both Freebirds with a double clothesline off the top rope. JR is losing his mind on Paul E over Gibson being hurt and Paul E is egging him on. Hayes wants a time out. Chris has a long headlock spot on Garvin. Chris rolls Garvin up, but Garvin pushes him off into the heel corner and Hayes clocks him with a left. Chris goes face in peril. There's several long chinlock spots, during all of which there's loud "DDT" chants from the crowd. JR says there's a "few" Freebird fans here. Chris backdrops out of a DDT attempt but can't tag. Eventually Hayes gets thrown over the top and Chris gets the "hot" tag with zero crowd reaction. Marley gets involved, and while he's got one Youngblood distracted Hayes nails the other with the DDT and gets the pin. The Freebirds didn't have too much to work with in this one. *1/2

Tony is out with three of the Four Horsemen: Flair, Arn Anderson, and Sid Vicious, all in title matches later. Barry Windham is conspicuous by his absence.

NWA United States Tag Team Championship: The Steiner Brothers (c) def The Nasty Boys in 15:24- We've got two hot, young teams here. The Steiners had been teaming in WCW just over a year, had already had a run with the world tag titles and were well on their way to becoming legends. The Nastys were having a cup of coffee in WCW before Vince saw them and scooped them up. Huge pop for the Steiners. The Steiners charge the ring and we are off and running quick. All four guys fight on the outside. Saggs gets posted, but recovers and turns around to give Scott a chair shot. Rick and Knobbs do something big in the ring judging by the crowd reaction but the cameras miss it. Must be using AXS TV guys. Saggs gets Scott up for a superplex but Scott slips out of it. He was supposed to land on the second rope but slips off. He gets back up and gives Saggs a belly to belly off the top. All four guys are still fighting, but finally Rick gets in the corner and there's some semblance of order. Scott gives Saggs a double underhook power bomb, then lifts him up and Rick does a Doomsday Device Bulldog off the top rope! Any wonder why the Steiners became legends? The ref tries to get Rick out, which allows Knobbs to nail Scott with a chair and take over for Saggs with no tag. Piss poor officiating. This guy must have taught Marty Asami. Scott goes face in peril. The Nastys work his back over, which had been previously hurt during the build to the match. The Nastys use more wrestling moves in this match than their entire WWF run. That hot head Rick keeps trying to run in, allowing the Nastys to swap with no tag. Bear hug! Scott belly to bellys out of it but can't get a tag. Rick runs in again and Steinerlines Knobbs, but Saggs throws him out. Spike piledriver on Scott. Rick runs in with a chair and nails Saggs with it in the head while the ref is conveniently distracted trying to get Knobbs out. Saggs is busted open. The heels still keep Scott in FIP status. Boston Crab. Camel Clutch. Scott dodges a corner charge and finally gets the hot tag to Rick. Steinerlines for everyone! Belly to belly! All four guys are in again. Both Steiners are thrown out. Rick sneaks up to the top and takes out both Nastys with a double Steinerline. Scott trips both Nastys from the floor, then posts Saggs, runs in, hits the Frankensteiner on Knobbs, and we're done. After the match the Nastys attack again. It's the Steiners so almost by default it was good, but the Nastys looked like a promising young brawler team here too. They should have gone with a tornado tag or hardcore match and kept the crazy fighting from the start and finish going on the whole match, instead of bogging it down in the middle with another long face in peril sequence after having two other tag matches before it with the same structure. That hurt the match a bit. ***

Rick's hurt and is going back to the locker room, but Scott stops off for a word with Tony. He's jumped by a guy with a concession tray and worker's outfit, fake beard and wig, who turns out to be Saggs. Impressive quick change.

NWA World Tag Team Championship: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair & Arn Anderson and Doom (c) (w/Theodore R Long) go to a double countout in 18:20- From the "giving Flair something to do between world title runs" files. Arn was also the reigning World Television Champion. Doom is one of the more underrated teams of all time, and was a great vehicle to get Ron Simmons started on the road that would lead to him being world champ in 1992. This is nominally a heel vs heel match, but unsurprisingly the crowd seems mostly behind the Horsemen, even though the way the match is booked Doom acts more like faces. Arn and Simmons start. Arn tries to wrestle but Simmons' power is too much. Arn goes out and regroups. Reed like an idiot tries to get in and distracts the ref, allowing Flair to get a knee in his back on a rope run. Arn gives him a suplex but Simmons no sells it and pops Arn again. The Horsemen try a double team. Flair gets the chops in. Simmons double clotheslines out of it. The Horsemen take a powder. Flair chases Long into the ring. Long slaps Flair! That man has a death wish playa. All four guys stand off, but they slowly back down and reset. Arn wants Reed. After he tags in Reed wants Flair. Flair struts and plays around with Reed like a cat with a ball of yarn, taunting Simmons the whole time. Reed punches out. Simmons and Arn come in and Doom gives the Horsemen stereo gorilla press slams. Flair begs off and gets the eye poke in. Flair hits some seriously wicked chops, even by Flair standards. The pops are like gunshots. Reed tries to come back but it's pretty obvious Flair is playing with him. Reed rolls off about a dozen punches in a row. Flair turns around to tag Arn, but Flair Flops instead! That was absolutely hilarious. Flair Flip! The cameraman was in that corner and he goes down too. Flair walks into Simmons. Simmons no sells a chop, and Flair backs up and begs off halfway up the entrance ramp. Flair manages to get back in the ring on his side and tags out. Anyone that wonders why I think Flair is the greatest of all time, just watch what he does in the middle section of this match. It is absolutely, flawlessly perfect. Flair suckers Reed in. While the ref is distracted Arn gets Simmons in a Boston Crab and Flair gives him the kneedrop to the back of the neck. World's Greatest Spinebuster! But Simmons has too much power and powers out at 2. Flair starts working the knee. Figure 4! Flair gets extra leverage from Arn. After a while Simmons manages to flip it over. Flair tags out. Arn keeps working the knee over Anderson style. Arn throws Simmons out and taunts Reed in to distract the ref so Flair can work Simmons over outside. Backfire. Simmons counters and sends Flair face first into the guardrail. Arn manages to prevent a tag. Simmons counters an Arn backdrop by planting him face first in the mat (which Arn sells wonderfully like a flopping fish) and gets the tag. Reed cleans house. Donnybrooking! Reed hits a shoulderblock off the top but Flair saves the pin. Arn plants Reed with a DDT but Simmons makes the save. All four guys are still fighting. They go outside and fight all the way into the crowd and everyone gets counted out. They were heading to something really special. Flair and Arn had their working boots on as only they could do it, and let Doom play to their strengths. It's still great, but not as great as it could have been with a decisive finish. This would lead to a street fight rematch at Starrcade. ****

Quick Stan Hansen promo. He's in the back with a small fall looking setup and holding a mini pumpkin. He shouts "LEX LUGER", but his mouth is so full of chewing tobacco it's hard to make out the rest of it. For all I know he's reciting the "Alas, poor Yorick" speech with the pumpkin. Which makes me think.....what would be better: Stan Hansen Hamlet, or elcor Hamlet? Not that either stands up to the original Klingon.

NWA United States Championship: Stan Hansen def "The Total Package" Lex Luger (c) in 9:30- Hometown pop for Luger. I know I've ragged on Luger a lot in these reviews for his crappy world title run in '91, but this is from a period when he was motivated and really good. This is quite the body contrast. Luger: body guy. Hansen: not so much. Hansen is possibly still to this day the biggest American wrestling star ever in Japan. He spent most of his career there, this is part of a short, less than a year run back on American shores with WCW. Hansen's so crazy he goes after commentary before the bell. Luger gets a hot start. Hansen takes a walk to ponder, then takes over with an eye poke. The fight spills outside multiple times. Lots of back and forth brawling. Luger dodges a corner dive, Hansen slowly flops over the top and down to the floor. Luger chases him. JR speculates that Luger is making a mistake by playing Hansen's brawling game instead of trying to wrestle. Hansen gets a snap suplex and exposes his knee for a kneedrop. A bulldog gets 2. Hansen pounds on Luger in the corner and pushes the ref away when he tries to stop him. Dan Spivey, Hansen's tag partner in Japan, comes to ringside and gets Hansen his cowbell. Hansen tries to nail Luger with it but Luger counters it with a backdrop. Luger signals for the torture rack, but goes off the ropes instead. Hansen nails him with a lariat outta nowhere and gets the 3! The crowd is stunned. Hansen ends Luger's record US title run at 523 days, a record that still stands today. Hansen's run would be little more than a blip, as Luger would win it back at Starrcade and hold it another 210 days before vacating it after winning the world title at Great American Bash '91. They were trying hard, but there wasn't much "there" there. *3/4

NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Sting (c) def Sid Vicious in 12:38- This is part of the long running Sting vs the Four Horsemen angle. Sid had joined the stable soon after Sting was kicked out for refusing to give up his title shot at Flair. I love how in this period Sid was announced as being "from anywhere he darn well pleases". Sid gets a bit of a pop. Highish pitched pop for Sting. Commentary speculates if the Black Scorpion has messed with Sting's head. Well, it's certainly messing with all of ours trying to figure out why anyone would come up with such an awful idea. Mid-ring big match staredown. Sting turns around to play to the crowd and Sid ambushes him. Sting no sells a slam. Sid stalls. Sting dodges a punch, Sid flies all the way over the top and out. Sting works the arm for a long while. I think it's deliberate that there's no action in the ring, as there's lots of shots of people in the crowd cheering for Sting. I'd call it a serious hard sell but, it's Sting. It's legit. Sid kips up! and hits a clothesline. Sid locks in his favorite rest hold, the Nerve Pinch of Extreme Clutching +3. Sid fights off a Sting comeback with a powerslam, then dodges a Stinger Splash. The crowd is starting to turn on Sid. Or they're realizing they're watching a Sid match. Sid pauses to pose in the ring. Sting sneaks up and hits a cross body off the top, but only gets 1. They fight up the ramp. Sid goes back to the ring. Sting runs halfway down the entrance ramp then dives over the top rope and into Sid! Sid goes out and Sting hits a plancha. Flair and Arn show up as Sid and Sting fight into the back. The camera stays on Flair and Arn. Sid comes back with someone in Sting's tights, with Sting's hair and facepaint, but the body is completely different. It doesn't take long to realize it's Barry Windham's lanky body. WindSting picks Sid up for a slam, but falls down and lets Sid pin him. Sid is announced as the new champion. But during the celebration the real Sting comes back in with a rope tied around his wrist. JR figures out it was Windham that was pinned. While pyro is going off Sting hits the Stinger Splash and gets a Paul Smackage to win. For realsies. After the match there's a replay shot of WindSting and real Sting crossing paths. The match was OK. The finish was sloppy overbooking even if it made a bit of sense within the Horsemen dynamic. **1/4

OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS: If you love tag wrestling like I do this is a decent show to watch, even if almost all the matches follow the same basic structure. Both tag title matches are worth checking out, especially the Doom/Horsemen match. The rest of the show has some notable historical moments, but nothing else I can really recommend. The Black Scorpion is always worth a laugh.

OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C

Sunday, October 6, 2019

The Favorites (as of October 2019) Lists

Johnny Legacy's Deep Thoughts

The Favorites Lists

*** LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED AS OF JULY 2024: CLICK HERE ***

 

No real *deep* thoughts here, I just thought I'd get a record of my lists of favorite wrestlers in one place, if anyone was ever curious or to provide a bit of perspective on where I'm coming from in my reviews or modern articles. Here we go!

The Lists of Ten


Top 10 All Time Favorites (retired wrestlers only)

10. Arn Anderson
9. Shawn Michaels
8. Vader
7. Sting (mostly surfer Sting)
6. Steve Austin (all eras- WCW Stunning, ECW, Stone Cold)
5. CM Punk
4. Kurt Angle
3. Bret Hart
2. Randy Savage
1. Ric Flair

(note- when he finally, hopefully a long while from now, retires for real Daniel Bryan will be in the top five, which includes his Bryan Danielson ROH years when I became a fan of his)

Top 10 All Time Favorite Tag Teams (retired only)

10. The Hardy Boyz
9. The Fabulous Freebirds
8. Edge & Christian
7. Demolition
6. The Rockers
5. The Rock N Roll Express
4. The Brain Busters (or practically any team with Arn Anderson)
3. The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom
2. The Hart Foundation
1. The Steiner Brothers

The Lists of Five


WWE Main Roster- Men's

1. Daniel Bryan
2. Shinsuke Nakamura
3. Kevin Owens
4. AJ Styles
5. Seth Rollins

(addendum- BROKEN Matt Hardy is my favorite gimmick of all time and might crack the list if WWE did something with it again. Bray Wyatt/The Fiend is also getting up there)

NXT/NXTUK- Men's

1. Adam Cole BAY BAY
2. Johnny Gargano
3. WALTER
4. Pete Dunne
5. Finn Balor (late addition after this week's events)

All Non-WWE Companies- Men's

1. Kenny Omega (also my #1 overall current favorite)
2. Tetsuya Naito
3. Kota Ibushi
4. Will Ospreay
5. Minoru Suzuki

All Companies- Women's

1. Asuka
2. Becky Lynch
3. Io Shirai
4. Kairi Sane
5. Shayna Baszler

All Companies- Tag Teams

1. The Young Bucks
1A. The Revival
3. The New Day
4. War Raiding Viking Machine Experience
5. (tie) reDRagon/Undisputed ERA and Gallows & Anderson

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