Sunday, December 29, 2019

Matches of the Year 2019

Johnny Legacy's Deep Thoughts

Matches of the Year 2019

Well, here we are again, the end of another year. 2019 will be remembered for a long time as the year AEW rose to challenge the behemoth that is WWE and WWE's response of expanding NXT's weekly show to two hours and putting it on USA, but it also saw Smackdown move to broadcast TV and become arguably WWE's A show, New Japan continue to put out the best wrestling in the world, the slow slide of ROH, a true return of the NWA, and Impact continuing to survive and possibly grow. As much as we argue about what's happening in the world of wrestling, there's no doubt that the bell to bell product is the best it's ever been.

As with last year, I'll be listing my picks for the top three matches for each month as well as any other matches that I think deserve a mention, almost all coming from companies I watch regularly (all branches of WWE/NXT, NJPW, AEW, and a smattering of ROH). If there's anything not mentioned here that you think should be, especially from other promotions, please leave it in the comments!

January
Honorable mention: Undisputed Era/War Raiders (Takeover), Jericho/Naito (WK)
3. NXT North American Championship: Johnny Gargano vs Ricochet (NXT Takeover: Phoenix)
2. IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega vs Hiroshi Tanahashi (Wrestle Kingdom 13)
1. NEVER Openweight Championship: Will Ospreay vs Kota Ibushi (Wrestle Kingdom 13)

February
3. IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Jay White (The New Beginning in Osaka)
2. Aleister Black, Ricochet and Velveteen Dream vs Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa and Adam Cole (Halftime Heat)
1. Men's Elimination Chamber Match (Elimination Chamber)

March
Honorable mentions: Bryan/Owens/Ali (Fastlane), DIY/Undisputed Era (NXT TV), 5 way #1 contender's match (NXT TV)
3. Will Opsreay vs Jay White (NJPW 47th Anniversary Show)
2. Kazuchika Okada vs Tomohiro Ishii (New Japan Cup Night 11)
1. Kota Ibushi vs Tetsuya Naito (New Japan Cup Night 3)

April
Honorable mentions: All of Takeover: New York not mentioned below, Okada/White (G1 Supercard), Scurll/Taven/Lethal (G1 Supercard), Rousey/Flair/Lynch (WM), Miz/McMahon (WM)
3. IWGP Intercontinental Championship: Kota Ibushi vs Tetsuya Naito (G1 Supercard)
2. Best 2 out of 3 Falls for the vacant NXT Championship: Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano (NXT Takeover: New York)
1. WWE Championship: Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston (Wrestlemania 35)

May
Honorable mentions: Omega/Jericho (DON), Shingo/Ishiimori (BOTSJ N 13), Bucks/Lucha Bros (DON)
3. Will Ospreay vs El Phantasmo (Best of the Super Juniors Night 7)
2. WWE Universal Championship: Seth Rollins vs AJ Styles (Money in the Bank)
1. Cody vs Dustin Rhodes (Double or Nothing)

June
Honorable mentions: Ibushi/Naito (Dominion), Moxley/Robinson (BOTSJ Final)
3. IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Will Ospreay vs Dragon Lee (Dominion)
2. NXT Championship: Johnny Gargano vs Adam Cole
1. Will Ospreay vs Shingo Takagi (Best of the Super Juniors Final)

July
Honorable mentions: Ishii/Robinson (G1 Climax), Black/Cesaro (Extreme Rules), Moxley/Naito (G1 Climax), every Yano G1 match
3. Will Ospreay vs Kazuchika Okada (G1 Climax 29 Night 7)
2. Tomihiro Ishii vs Jon Moxley (G1 Climax 29 Night 6)
1. Will Ospreay vs Kota Ibushi (G1 Climax 29 Night 5)

August
Honorable mentions: Okada/SANADA (G1 Climax), LeRae/Shairi (Takeover), Rollins/Lesnar (Summerslam), Okada/Suzuki (Royal Quest), Bucks/Lucha Bros (All Out), Ospreay/Tanahashi (G1 Climax)
3. WWE United Kingdom Championship: WALTER vs Tyler Bate (NXT UK Takeover: Cardiff)
2. Kota Ibushi vs Kazuchika Okada (G1 Climax 29 Night 17)
1. 3 Stages of Hell Match for the NXT Championship: Johnny Gargano vs Adam Cole

September
3. Will Ospreay vs Sho (Super J Cup)
2. RevPro British Heavyweight Championship: Zack Sabre Jr vs Hiroshi Tanahashi (Destruction in Beppu)
1. Will Ospreay vs Amazing Red (Super J Cup)

October
Honorable mentions: Omega/Janella (Dark), Bucks/Private Party (Dynamite), Liger/Suzuki (King of Pro Wrestling), Cole/Riddle (NXT TV)
3. WALTER vs KUSHIDA (NXT TV)
2. AAA Mega Championship: Kenny Omega vs Fenix (Heroes Inmortales XIII)
1. Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship: Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks (Hell in a Cell)

November
Honorable mentions: KENTA/Ishii (Power Struggle), Cody/Jericho (Full Gear), Men's and Women's Survivor Series matches, Cole/Bryan (SD), Undisputed ERA/Revival (NXT TV)
3. NXT Championship: Adam Cole vs Pete Dunne (Survivor Series)
2. Women's War Games Match (NXT Takeover: War Games III)
1. Men's War Games Match (NXT Takeover: War Games III)

December
Honorable mentions: Jungle Boy/Jericho (Dynamite), Lucha Bros/Omega & Page (Dynamite), Cole/Balor (NXT TV), New Day/Revival (TLC)
3. NXT Women's Championship: Shayna Baszler vs Rhea Ripley (NXT TV)
2. TLC Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship: The Kabuki Warriors vs Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair (TLC)
1. Aleister Black vs Buddy Murphy (TLC)

Saturday, December 28, 2019

WrestleMania I

Legacy Review

WrestleMania I

March 31, 1985 from Madison Square Garden in New York City
 
Commentary: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura
 
Vince McMahon found his new star after buying WWF from his dad in Hulk Hogan in early '84, and now to really set off national and mainstream expansion he needed a huge, big time show. That will be this first Wrestlemania, which was no small gamble. In fact you could say he was staking the entire company on this show succeeding, because he was. The idea to put it on closed circuit TV was at least partially inspired by the success Jim Crockett Promotions had with Starrcade the previous two years, the start of major wrestling shows being on what would become PPV. In practice this is essentially a normal MSG show with a few added bells and whistles. In keeping with MSG tradition they ring the bell after every introduction, including managers, something I've never been a fan of. Get used to hearing "DING DINGDING DING" or minor variations thereof all night.
 
This is also the peak of what was later known as the Rock 'N' Wrestling Era, though not the peak of the entire '80s boom (that will be WM 3). As part of that rock/wrestling connection two specials were shown on MTV before this, The Brawl for It All in July '84 and The War to Settle the Score in February '85. In a very unusual move for the time both those shows heavily featured the women's title, due to the involvement of major pop star Cyndi Lauper. She'll be showing up again tonight as one of the big celebrity draws.
 
None other than Mean Gene opens the show singing the National Anthem. Singing in only the most technical definition of the word. It's.....OK. He definitely shouldn't quit his day interviewing job to get on Star Search. After that we cut to Lord Alfred Hayes, who'll be doing MC like duties from the entrance area all night tonight introducing matches as the wrestlers enter and leave, while looking and sounding generally befuddled the entire time. 
 
Tito Santana def The Executioner in 4:49- Don't let the fact he's curtain jerking fool you, Santana was a major midcard player in this era and one of the company's better in-ring workers at the time. He's here because he's kind of in a hole in between his two Intercontinental title reigns (he lost it to Greg Valentine in September and would regain it from him in July). The Executioner is none other than "Playboy" Buddy Rose under a mask. During his prematch promo he makes it completely clear what his strategery for this match is, go after Santana's leg that had been hurt by Valentine early and often, just like Democrats voting in Chicago. Executioner isn't only billed from the ubiquitous Parts Unknown (somewhere near Terre Haute if I remember right), but his weight is also hilariously "unknown". What, he's so evil he refused to step on a scale before the match? They quickly go into a criss cross and Santana hits a backdrop. A dropkick follow up sends Executioner out to the floor. Back in Santana cranks a headlock and walks up the ropes to flip Executioner over in a takedown. Executioner, as advertised, tries a shot on the leg but Santana shrugs it off and rams his head into the mat. Executioner begs off and reset. Executioner gets the first shot in this time and works some slow generic heel offense, as you'd expect from a one night masked man that's trying to look like no one in particular. Executioner starts in some leg work but Santana escapes and hits some comeback shots. Executioner begs off again and hides in the corner. Santana still unloads on him. Executioner backdrops out of a piledriver attempt. Slam and Executioner goes up top. Santana catches him and slams him off. He tries for a big splash but Executioner gets his knees up. Back on Santana's leg. Santana pushes off with his good leg and sends Executioner over the top and out, and when he lands he lands sitting in an empty chair ringside! Fantastic. Santana slams him back in off the apron. Flying forearm! Figure four! A message to Valentine. Executioner has nowhere to go and has to give it up. Pretty solid match thanks to Santana. **
 
King Kong Bundy (w/Jimmy Hart) def Special Delivery Jones in :09 :25- Bundy had just arrived in WWF a couple of weeks before this and was getting a huge initial push, winning short matches and demanding five counts because he annihilated his opponents so badly. They always inflated his weight like crazy though, there's no way in hell he's over 400 pounds. Hart had also recently arrived in WWF from Memphis. Bell ring. Jones tries a charge but Bundy bear hugs him and backs him into the corner. Avalanche! Big splash! Good night. Officially WWF called the win in 9 seconds so they could call it a record, something Vince really wanted to have on this show. In reality it was around 25 seconds. Crazy quick, but not a record. But I also have zero issue with the booking as Bundy was on tap to be the new big monster heel and for better or worse would main event WM 2 with Hogan, while Jones wasn't going anywhere. Except through the mat in this match. NR
 
On a quick closeup of commentary we see Ventura has a crystal in his chin dimple. Amazing. 
 
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat def Matt Borne in 4:39- Steamboat had just jumped over from JCP after losing the blowoff match of his long chase of Tully Blanchard's NWA TV title at Starrcade. Upon arrival in WWF he was given the nickname "the Dragon", which stuck with him the rest of his career regardless of company. He's our first guy on the night that wrestled in both the first Starrcade and first Wrestlemania. Borne was a journeyman that would later be most well known as the original and best heel Doink the Clown (sorry Big Josh fans), but he was also a very underrated technical wrestler. Steamboat's still in trunks instead of long tights. Long lockup to start. Speed run and Steamboat does a couple of leapfrogs before swinging a double hand chop. Borne grabs the ropes to dodge it, but Steamboat gets him on the second try. Borne tries to flip Steamboat out of a headlock but Steamboat lands on his feet. Steamboat definitely brought a level of athleticism WWF hasn't seen much of to this point. Second time with the same result and Steamboat hits an atomic drop, then has some fun mocking Borne's selling of it. Another headlock and this time Borne lifts him up into an inverted atomic drop, then hits a kneelift. Steamboat hits a chop off the second rope and another karate like shot. Now Steamboat works a front facelock. Borne backs him into the corner and hits a couple of knees to the gut. Belly to belly suplex from Borne. Snap suplex for 2. Forearm/chop exchange that Steamboat wins. Back suplex from Steamboat. Swinging neckbreaker. Monsoon gives us out first "external occipital protuberance" of the night. Drink! Diving chop from Steamboat for 2. Another speed run. Steamboat ducks a wild clothesline swing and hits a sort of flying forearm. He goes up top. Borne sees and tries to get out of the way (nice touch) but Steamboat hits the big crossbody and gets the pin. **1/4
 
Someone handed Hayes the show's program to hold during his bits. That's hilarious. Also hilarious is Borne quickly correcting course returning to the back when he realizes he's about to walk between Hayes and the camera. During pretaped promos for the next match Beefcake blows a raspberry into the mic. Probably his best promo for years.
 
Brutus Beefcake (w/Johnny Valiant) and David Sammartino (w/Bruno Sammartino) double DQ in 11:43- Original Friend of Hogan Ed Leslie came to WWF in late '84 and took the name Brutus Beefcake, originally having the gimmick of a heel male stripper. David is the son of the legendary Bruno Sammartino and was living proof that genetics didn't equal success or talent. They were trying hard with him to try to keep his dad happy though, especially after his relationship with Vince Senior ended acrimoniously. Unsurprisingly Bruno gets a way bigger pop than his son. Beefcake and Valiant take their sweet time getting Beefcake disrobed for the match, which I guess fits into his gimmick. Lockup and Beefcake easily shoves David into the corner. He goes to lockup again and Beefcake swerves away and struts a bit. Another lockup with David winning and Beefcake runs into a very sloppy drop toe hold. Beefcake gets a waistlock takedown but David outmaneuvers him on the mat and Beefcake slides out to the floor. David works another takedown into a front facelock. He's got the amateur stuff down, I'll give him that. Beefcake takes a rope break to get away. David works on Beefcake's arm a bit, but again refuses to press an advantage the second Beefcake tries to back off or stall. Beefcake gets a headlock takedown. They get a bit of speed going with Beefcake getting a shoulderblock and hiptoss. Another drop toe hold from David and he wraps up Beefcake's legs for some work there. They go through a stretch where Beefcake pushes with his legs to escape but David immediately gets another leg takedown into some more basic leg work. Beefcake finally goes to an eye rake with one of his forearm coverings to get free. Backdrop from Beefcake. Very generic offense from Beefcake as he was still just this side of awful at this point. He'd get marginally better as the '80s went on before the parasailing accident. Eventually David reverses a corner whip and hits a backdrop. Slugfest that David wins. Suplex from David for 2. Beefcake hits a headbutt to the gut and tosses David out. Valiant picks David up and slams him on the unpadded floor. Bruno comes over, rolls Valiant into the ring and goes nuts on him! That finally gets the crowd invested. All four guys brawl in the ring and the ref calls for the bell, throwing the match out. Not an ideal finish, but Bruno was the only guy anyone cared about so whatever. It's insane that got so much time, especially after Santana and Steamboat got so little. 3/4*
 
WWF Intercontinental Championship: The Junkyard Dog def Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (c) (w/Jimmy Hart) by countout in 6:55- After being the NWA US champion at the first Starrcade, Valentine comes into the first WM as IC champ. He may not have been main event material, but there wasn't a midcard or tag title available to him that he didn't hold at some point. JYD jumped over to WWF in the summer of '84 after being the face of Mid-South Wrestling, the first black wrestler to ever be the top star in a major territory. Unfortunately he left most of his motivation back there along with whatever shock sticks Bill Watts zapped him with to make him go harder in matches. And it turned out he was ahead of the curve, as there was about to be a major exodus of Mid-South stars to WWF as that territory collapsed. JYD gets the first full entrance with (dubbed over) music on the night. Both guys posture and tease swinging punches at the start, much to the ref's consternation. JYD switches gears and cranks an arm wringer. He catches a Valentine kick attempt and puts him down with a punch. Next lockup Valentine gets a couple of shots but JYD dodges a diving forearm attempt. He starts laying in the patented crawling headbutts that send Valentine all the way to the floor. Back in we get a knucklelock test of strength. Valentine waffles JYD with a forearm, followed by a running clubbing blow. He starts laying in the leg work, setting up the figure four, which was Valentine's regular finisher. Santana was using it earlier to annoy him. He mixes it up with his diving headbutt to the gut, then goes for the figure four. JYD powers him off before it's on. JYD slugs back in the corner. Headbutts. Valentine flop! Hart gets on the apron, sensing Valentine's in trouble. JYD "dodges" an ambush attempt and Valentine wipes Hart out. Valentine leg takedown in the corner, feet on the ropes and he gets the illegal leverage pin to retain. But wait. Santana is out here! Already in his street clothes, that was a quick shower and change. He tells the ref Valentine got an illegal pin. And the ref says OK and restarts the match! On Santana's word? Valentine's sworn nemesis? I'd want some more evidence. Can we at least get the replay review monitor out? Valentine refuses to get back in the ring and the ref counts him out. Valentine wants to go with Santana right now but Hart pulls him away. As mentioned earlier, Santana will regain the title from Valentine in July. Valentine tried but 7 minutes is barely a warmup for him. *
 
WWF Tag Team Championship: The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff (w/Freddie Blassie) def The US Express (c) (/Capt. Lou Albano) in 6:55- The Express are young and future brothers-in-law Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda. Sheik drops a classic "Gene Mean" during the prematch promo. As usual, Volkoff croons the Soviet national anthem before the match, with NWO era levels of trash being thrown in the ring. Gene Mean was better, which isn't saying much. The Express also get a full entrance with music. Albano's got a rubber band dangling off his cheek. How is he holding that up? With a hook in his cheek? And you thought modern body piercing was nuts. Rotunda and Sheik start. Sheik gets a quick shoulderblock, but Rotunda quickly fires back with a hiptoss/dropkick/slam sequence. Windham gives Sheik a shot from the apron, then tags in and hits a forearm off the top rope. Legdrop to Sheik's crotch/gut area. Sheik powers Windham into his corner. Windham dodges and Sheik dropkicks Volkoff! That's nearly a full on international incident as the heels argue. Maybe they realized that a theocratic Islamic regime isn't compatible with Soviet style communism. No, they both remember they're both essentially dictatorships that hate the US and move on with Volkoff tagging in. After we lose a bit for a replay Rotunda hits a couple of elbows on Volkoff for 2. Windham comes in off the top rope again. So does Rotunda as the faces quick tag. Volkoff pulls Rotunda's hair to give him a shot, then runs him into Sheik's boot spike. Big backdrop from Sheik on Rotunda, followed by an elbow drop for 2. Gutwrench suplex for 2. Rotunda blocks and hits a suplex. Volkoff tags in and cuts a tag off, then drops Rotunda on the top rope. Rotunda gets a sunset flip on Volkoff for 2. The heels get Rotunda back in peril as the managers get on the same side and argue on the floor. Sheik abdominal stretch on Rotunda. Rotunda hiptosses out and both sides tag. Dropkick from Windham on Volkoff. Bulldog! Sheik breaks the pin up! DONNYBROOK! Rotunda dropkicks Sheik to the floor. While out there Sheik gets Blassie's cane and nails Windham with it! Volkoff covers and gets the pin to steal the titles! Huge boos from the crowd for that. Solid if short match with Windham and Rotunda both looking fantastic. They would win the titles back in June, then drop them to the newly formed Dream Team (Beefcake and Valentine) in August before leaving WWF. Both would later, via separate paths, find singles stardom in Jim Crockett Promotions/WCW. **1/2
 
Gene Mean joins the celebrating new champs in the back. Blassie denies he ever had a cane. Classic. 
 
$15,000 Bodyslam Challenge: Andre the Giant def Big John Studd (w/Bobby Heenan) in 5:53- Vince convinced Andre to sign his first ever full time contract in '84, ending his many years as a roving special attraction. Studd had been one of the company's established monster heels for several years before then, making this a natural feud. Heenan and Studd put up $15K of Heenan's money as "bait". Andre has to slam Studd to win the match and the money, and if he fails to he must retire. Kind of gives the ending away. I love how the money is stuffed into a cheap WWF duffel bag that cost maybe 10 bucks at the merch stand. Even better when you see it close up during the prematch promo it's clearly a bunch of ones that have been crumpled up to make the bag look full. Studd jumps Andre from behind before the bell and we're off. He pounds away on Andre in the corner. Andre hits chops to get free. A headbutt sends Studd flopping out to the floor, where he and Heenan restrategize. When Studd gets back in Andre chokes him like crazy in the corner. Heenan rightly gets furious at the ref for not breaking it. Classic Andre squash in the corner. Studd hits a knee to the gut or lower and tries for a slam but Andre fights it off. Bear hug from Andre. Studd tries to power or eye rake out but can't. Eventually Andre hits a shot to Studd's back and lets go. He then puts Studd in a kind of standing crossface. Headbutt from Andre, then he decides to work on Studd's arm a bit. He catches a Studd kick attempt and gives Studd some hammy kicks. Chop in the corner from Andre. More hammy kicks. He scoops Studd up and slams him! That's it. Completely one sided match, Studd got maybe two moves in after the start of match ambush. In probably the first truly memorable moment from this first WM, Andre starts throwing the money out of the bag into the crowd. Heenan snatches the bag away and runs off with it! Andre's not worried about it. 1/4*
 
Moolah plants a kiss on Hayes as she walks out for the next match, leaving lipstick behind and getting a "GOOD GRACIOUS!" reaction. 
 
WWF Women's Championship: Wendi Richter (w/Cyndi Lauper) def Leilani Kai (c) (w/The Fabulous Moolah) in 6:14- As I mentioned in the open, the women are getting way more featured here thanks solely due to the presence of Lauper, who was huge at the time. Moolah was the longest reigning champion for anything ever, officially holding the NWA, then WWF, Women's title for nearly 40 years. Richer defeated her for it at The Brawl to End It All, then Moolah protege Kai took it at The War to Settle the Score. More replaced music for Richter's entrance, I guess they didn't want to keep paying Lauper rights fees. After the lockup they go right to the women's hair pulling. Richter hits a shot out of the corner and Kai does a ridiculous delayed flop across the ring. Richter tries an armbar but Kai kicks free. Another mat exchange with Richter getting a hammerlock. She tosses Kai around with it. Kai grabs a handful of hair to snap mare Richter around. More hair pulling to keep Richter in an arm wringer. Richter tries to swing back with her good arm but Kai stays on the bad one. Kai leg takedown into a straight choke. Richer uses that position to put on a body scissors. A couple of ugly takedowns from Richter get 2 counts. Another hair snap mare from Kai. Richter pushes out of the corner with her legs. They get in the ropes and Moolah pulls Richter out by the hair. Lauper goes over to make the save. "Big" boot from Kai back in. Richter gets a fireman's carry slam for 2. Kai gets her knees up in the corner. That was a nice hit. Cover for 2. Backbreaker from Kai for 2. Setup slam and Kai goes up top. Crossbody! Richter is supposed to roll through and just about does, and that gets the pin to win the title back! Lauper and Moolah get into a bit again after the bell. Pretty typical women's match for the era but not a terrible one grading on that curve. *1/2
 
To set up the main event- Hogan and Piper were the top feud in the company going back to '84, Hogan's first major feud since winning the title in January of that year and a huge draw both in arenas and on TV. Piper was always one of those guys that never wanted to lose though, so to have a definitive finish in the main event a tag match was set up instead. The famous Piper's Pit segment where Piper smashed Jimmy Snuka in the head with a coconut set up Snuka's involvement. Piper and Orndorff had been loose teammates ever since they both arrived in WWF, and were soon joined by "Cowboy" Bob Orton, dad of Randy. The last spot is another of tonight's big celebrity draws, actor Mr. T teaming with Hogan. T appeared alongside Hogan in Rocky III as Clubber Lang, then became a national star as one of the lead characters on the hit TV show The A-Team. Famously T's involvement was resented by the other non-Hogan wrestlers as he hadn't "paid his dues" in their eyes, but everyone acted like professionals up to and through the match.
 
Before we get into the match, we get the final cavalcade of celebrities brought in to really make this show feel like a huge deal. Former, or possibly current depending on George Steinbrenner's mood this particular minute, Yankees manager Billy Martin is the guest ring announcer. For guest timekeeper we have Liberace, who comes in with some Vegas showgirls and they have a kick line in the ring, another iconic moment from this show that's still used in video packages today. As guest (outside) referee it's none other than the greatest boxer of all time Muhammad Ali, to my memory making one of his final appearances before the Parkinson's really started to take hold.
 
WWF Champion Hulk Hogan & Mr. T (w/Jimmy Snuka) def "Rowdy" Roddy Piper & "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff (w/Bob Orton) in 13:34- This remains the only WM in history without a WWF/E Championship match. Piper and Orndorff get a full Piper themed bagpipe and drum corps entrance. If you want proof how extensively steroids were used in WWF in this period, just look at how bloated Piper's face is versus earlier and later in his career. Orton is wearing his famous cast that he had on forever, claiming a broken arm. Hogan's music is dubbed over with Real American despite the fact it hadn't been written yet. Hogan's so fired up he rips T's shirt off. Pat Patterson is working as the main ref for this match, Ali will be on the outside. Patterson and Liberace both in or near the ring at the same time? San Francisco's whatever it's called district temporarily cedes the crown of gayest place in America. The heels share a big three way hug and Orndorff wants to start with Hogan. The bell rings, and Liberace rings his own little bell he brought with him! Fantastic. Piper changes his mind and wants to start instead. Orndorff tags him in. Now T demands Hogan tag him in. Hogan says go for it. T and Piper go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Slap exchange. Piper teases a time out then hits a quick kick. Waistlock takedown. Piper rides T and slaps the back of his head. T finally manages to escape. Lockup and stalemate. Fireman's carry scoop from T! He carries Piper a bit then slams him down. Piper tackles T into his corner. Hogan runs in and it's an all over wild DONNYBROOK already! Ali gets in the ring to help restore order. Orton puts one foot in the ring but thinks better of it. Snuka perches on the top rope, but also thinks better and jumps back down. Everything calms down and the heels go to the floor to rethink things. They tease leaving. Hogan stops Patterson's count because he wants them back, not a cheap countout win. The heels do eventually come back and get knocked around again. Hogan corner clothesline on Piper. Double noggin knocker. Hogan atomic drop on Piper as things settle back in. He and Piper trade eye rakes. Hogan and T double clothesline Piper. T hits a slam. Orndorff comes in and T hiptosses him. Another slam for Piper. A Hogan big boot sends Piper 360 over the top to the floor! Orndorff ambushes Hogan from behind, also sending him out to the floor. Piper drops a thickly padded chair on Hogan. The heels keep Hogan trapped in their corner back in and work T and the ref to keep double teaming him. Ali has to get back in to try to get things under control again. Orndorff suplex on Hogan. Piper waffles Hogan with some big right hands and a kneelift for 2. Orndorff standing elbow off the top rope for 2. Backbreaker. Orndorff goes up top again. Hogan dodges! Tag to T! T fires away on Orndoff, but Piper attacks him from behind to now get him in peril. T tries to dodge around Orndorff to tag but Orndorff keeps him trapped. Piper front facelock on T. T manages to dive backwards and get the tag! Another double noggin knocker from Hogan. Orndorff gets Hogan with a back suplex. Piper distracts Patterson so Orton can come in. Snuka cuts him off and headbutts him back to the floor! More ref maneuvering and Orndorff hooks Hogan up for Orton to hit him with the cast off the top rope. Hogan dodges and Orndorff takes it! Hogan covers and gets the pin! High energy and pure chaos, in a good way, all through the match and everyone played their parts perfectly. A very fun first WM main event. ***1/4
 
Piper decks Patterson on his way out, then he and Orton leave Orndorff behind for losing the match. When Orndorff comes to Hogan and T don't attack and allow Orndorff to leave. That will be Orndorff's face turn, albeit a temporary one. All the celebrities converge in the ring as Hogan poses down to end the show.
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- There's nothing even close to resembling a classic match to be found here, but there's no denying the overall atmosphere and sense that you're watching something special as it unfolds. The MSG crowd definitely felt it. At a svelte 2 and a quarter hours it doesn't overstay its welcome either. It'd take a couple more years for WWF to settle on a definitive formula for it, but Wrestlemania as the center of the calendar was here to stay and WWF's '80s boom would only get bigger from here. When putting a final grade on this show, you have to do it on a huge historical importance curve above and beyond the pure match quality.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C
 
v2.0 posted 4/27/26 

Sunday, December 15, 2019

Great American Bash '86 (7/26)

Legacy Review

Great American Bash '86 (7/26)

July 26, 1986 from the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, NC
 
We're now coming to the end of the '86 GAB tour with this second of the two '86 GAB shows available in the WWE Vault. In fact this is the next to last of the 13 show, 13 city tour, taking place in Jim Crockett Promotions' home arena. No kind of intro this time, we go straight to the voice of the Greensboro Coliseum, the great Tom Miller, introducing the first match. Like with the earlier Charlotte GAB show there's no commentary since this wasn't broadcast live or complete. I'm assuming highlights or the top matches were shown on weekly TV later.
 
"Mr. Electricity" Steve Regal def Sam Houston in 8:56- The women in the crowd go nuts when Houston disrobes. I don't get that at all. He almost seems surprised by it too. Nice high energy back and forth to start. Houston gets the upper hand, drops Regal with a series of punches, and covers for 2. Off a speed run they do the bit where Regal does a leapfrog, stops to congratulate himself, then turns into a Houston slam. While in a headlock Regal tries to reverse into a cradle pin, apparently with a handful of trunks. That's certainly what Houston's screaming at least. Another speed run and Regal hits a high elbow to Houston's head to turn things around. Now for Houston to do what he did best, take a beating. There's a reason he was little more than a jobber when he hit WWF. Houston fights out of a chinlock into a top wristlock fight but Regal hair pulls him back down. Backbreaker from Regal for 2. Houston ducks one clothesline, but not the second. Another obvious hair pull as Regal continues to go the cheap heat route. Houston tries to punch out of a chinlock so Regal gives him some ground and pound. Regal goes for a suplex but Houston blocks it and hits his own. Comeback flurry. He monkey flips Regal out of the corner. Backdrop for 2. Regal is turning begging off into a high art form. Houston goes for the bulldog but Regal pushes him into the corner, gets the corner illegal leverage cradle, and gets the pin. Houston makes his argument and ref Earl Hebner goes over to ask Regal about it. We have a very extended discussion where VAR is probably being consulted. Regal gets back in the ring and Houston pounds him down for some revenge, but the decision stands. More proof replay doesn't automatically mean a decision will be right. All in all a perfectly acceptable opener. **1/4
 
NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion Black Bart & The Barbarian def NWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Denny Brown & The Italian Stallion in 7:58- A tag match featuring two singles champions with titles that would soon be made redundant. Paul Jones is announced as being with the Barbarian but he's nowhere to be seen. Bart and Brown start. Bart's coming in with a bandage on his head. They look like they're about to go, then Hebner realizes he hasn't rung the bell to start yet so he takes care of that. Brown gets a quick hiptoss and a couple of flying headscissors. Bart ends up in the wrong corner and both faces knock him back and forth. Brown leapfrogs over Bart and slams him. Stallion tags in and cranks on Bart's arm. Bart's long extended scream up to the rafters is something else. Bart turns the tables on Brown by running him into Barbarian's head. We know who's winning that battle. Barbarian comes in with a chop off the second rope. Off the ropes Barbarian does a diving....something. Brown still sells it. Press slam on Brown. Big boot. Backbreaker from Barbarian for 2. Bart hits a clothesline and fistdrop, then starts choking Brown. Series of three legdrops from Bart. I would have thought Brown would dodge one eventually but nope. Bart goes up to the second rope. Now Brown dodges that legdrop. Tag to Stallion. Bart cuts off the hot tag run with an eye rake and hits a suplex. Barbarian hits the headbutt off the top rope, covers and the heels get a clean as a sheet win. Once again, mostly fine. **
 
Loaded Glove on a Pole Match: "Raging Bull" Manny Fernandez def Baron von Raschke (w/Paul Jones) in 8:22- These two had a Bunkhouse match at the Charlotte show that was pretty awful, hopefully this one goes better. Of course part of the problem with that one was Raschke losing control of his jeans after removing his belt. That at least won't be a problem tonight as everyone's back in their normal wrestling gear. Jones is in his wrestling gear plus a polo shirt as he has a match later tonight. The glove isn't hung from the pole, it's actually been put on top of the pole like the pole is wearing it. That's hilarious. It also doesn't look in the least bit loaded or dangerous to me but who knows what kind of super thin space age high tech metals might be placed in there the naked eye can't catch. Quick start from Raschke. After a snap mare and a couple of elbow drops he goes for the glove. Fernandez grabs his tights to pull him back down. Back elbow from Fernandez and he goes for the glove. He senses Raschke coming so Fernandez leapfrogs him and hits another back elbow. Kneedrop off the second rope. Fernandez almost gets the glove but Raschke just barely pulls him back down. Backbreaker and kneedrop from Raschke for 2. Behind Hebner's back Jones chokes Fernandez with his riding crop. Raschke climbs while that's going on but Fernandez fights Jones off and gets to Raschke in time, slamming him off the top rope. Another back elbow from Fernandez for 2. Raschke dodges a charge and Fernandez splats in the corner. Raschke goes into goose stepping mode and puts the claw on. Fernandez is bleeding, I assume from the crash into the corner. Fernandez slowly starts to fight back up and tries to hiptoss out, but Raschke keeps the claw on. Fernandez's shoulders are down but Hebner takes forever to count. Raschke gets a few near falls. Finally Raschke lets go, goes up and gets the glove. Fernandez cuts him off with a crossbody, and that gets the pin! So much for the loaded glove of DEATH. Marginally better than their Charlotte match. Marginally. *
 
Indian Strap Match: Wahoo McDaniel def "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin (w/Precious) in 8:26- This is a straight rematch from the Charlotte show. In fact they work almost exactly the same match so I won't spend a ton of time on this one. Plus if you've seen one Wahoo strap match you've pretty much seen them all, but again having such a contrasting character to him as Garvin it does help a bit. Garvin does take some really hard strap whips to the chest that I don't think they did in the Charlotte show. The barricade is also too far away for Wahoo to crash through this time too. He does come up bleeding off a post shot again. Shit, Wahoo really is unloading on him with the strap like Garvin owed him money. Or Wahoo was feeling extra ornery that day. I don't think that man ever smiled a day in his life. Garvin starts bleeding for no particular reason other than you always bled in these matches. Again Precious trips Wahoo from the floor to try to give Garvin some hope, and again Garvin gets yanked down off the top rope. Like last time Precious gets on the apron to try to stop Wahoo winning but Wahoo just barrels past her. I do think that was a tick better than the Charlotte match, it was tighter and some of those strap shots were freaking brutal. Imagine being one of Wahoo's kids and misbehaving. **1/2
 
Taped Fist Match: NWA National Heavyweight Champion Tully Blanchard (w/JJ Dillon) def Ron Garvin (w/Wahoo McDaniel) in 11:32- Like last match this is a straight up rematch from the Charlotte show, same stips and everything. There will be some differences in this one though. Again this is a boxing style format with ten 3 minute rounds and 30 second rest periods. Let's see if they follow that a bit closer than last time. Like the last match Blanchard tries a pre-bell jump but Garvin backdrops him and flattens him with one punch. Dillon has to revive Blanchard with some water in the face again. The bell rings and Garvin lays into Blanchard, who still has his robe and belt on. Two more quick knockdowns for Garvin. Blanchard slowly takes his robe off while Garvin is still pounding him. He takes a wild swing at Garvin with his belt once that's off but it's still all Garvin. Blanchard is already bleeding. Garvin's had about seven knockdowns just this round, by Mike Tyson's Punch Out rules this thing should have been over in the first minute. Garvin knows how to use those star punches. When the bell rings to end round 1 Blanchard runs into another KO punch. Dillon waves a towel to try to revive him between rounds. Round 2 start and Blanchard is still out. Dillon uses smelling salts to wake him back up! This time when Garvin gets Blanchard down he doesn't care about the count, continuing to pound away on Blanchard. Blanchard takes a hilarious wild swing at Hebner, no idea where he is. Round 2 ends with still zero offense from Blanchard. Between rounds Dillon puts extra tape on Blanchard's primary hand with presumably something more than tape underneath. There's no start of round 3 bell, we just go. Blanchard suckers Garvin into a tights pull into the corner, finally getting Blanchard his first offense. Blanchard lands shots with his extra taped up first. That busts Garvin open. Blanchard snap mares Garvin over into some ground and pound, then hits a flying punch off the second rope. They go to the floor and Wahoo atomic drops Blanchard into a Garvin punch. The round ends with Blanchard out on the floor. The bell rings twice to start round 4, presumably making up for last time. Once again Garvin gets the upper hand. Blanchard goes out again but Dillon keeps Hebner distracted to he can't count. Dillon throws the water bucket in Wahoo's face! He then hands what's most definitely an international object to Blanchard. Dillon decks Garvin with it! Behind that Wahoo gave Dillon a post shot and Dillon's bleeding. Blanchard just barely drags himself up with the ropes before 10, and Garvin's still down! Blanchard takes the win. Miller then Lillian Botches the result, announcing Garvin as the winner before Hebner corrects him. I also liked that a bit better than the Charlotte match. It's largely the same, but with a few extra riffs and, even better, a completely different finish and result. Like the Charlotte match both guys were putting in max effort to make the whole thing work. If they'd gotten a straight wrestling match on this tour it probably would have been fantastic. ***
 
The Minnesota Wrecking Crew and The Rock 'N' Roll Express 20:00 time limit draw- Now we're talking. This is a #1 contender's match for the tag titles. The RNR Express are, unsurprisingly, bonkers over in Greensboro. Ole and Gibson start with some lockup stalemates. Ole thinks he has Gibson trapped in the heel corner a couple of times but Gibson escapes both times. Arn drops Gibson with a big shoulderblock. Another speed run and Gibson gives both Andersons dropkicks. Early DONNYBROOK with the RNRs outfighting the Andersons. Reset and Arn wants Morton to tag in. Morton obliges to an insane pop just for walking in. Lots of jockeying. Arn hits a couple of shoulderblocks against the ropes. Morton slides under and does a nice double leg takedown faceplant on Arn, then he hits a DDT! Arn sells the hell out of it too, bailing all the way to the floor. Morton follows and pops him on the nose before backing off. Arn tags Ole in, but promises Morton he'll get him back. Ole backs Morton into his corner. Morton casually steps through the ropes to escape! That's one way to do it. Arn comes back in and does indeed give Morton some receipt shots. Another speed run and Morton drop toe holds Arn, then drags him into the RNR corner and Gibson slingshots over the top rope onto Arn's knee. The RNR have their target and go to work on it. They do a great double team roll cutting off Ole trying to come in before getting back on Arn's knee. Arn eye rakes free and hobbles over and gets the tag. Ole tries to jump Morton but Morton goes nuts with hammy kicks on him. Now they have Ole trapped with some leg work. Full on double team wishbone on Ole. Gibson tries more hammy kicks on Ole but Ole fights through them to get over and tag out. Now Gibson finally gets trapped in the heel corner. Morton runs in to create just enough distraction. Arn snap mare on Gibson. Gibson dodges the follow up kneedrop. He gets Arn in a figure four! Ole tries to break it up but Morton cuts him off. Morton figure four on Ole! Hebner gets Morton out, allowing Ole to eye rake Gibson and grind on his face to get Arn free. Now Gibson goes fully in peril. Arn, naturally, is still selling the knee. One of those guys that always gets all the little details right. What separates the really good from the truly great. Gibson doesn't stay in peril long though, as he lands punches on Ole's bad hammy and gets a tag to Morton! Morton slams both Andersons, but then Ole TACKLES him right into the corner. Great flop out sell from Morton. Arn drags Morton out and pops him in the nose on the floor. Full receipt given. Still selling the knee by the way. The Andersons fully target Morton's face and nose that had been injured back in the lead up to his World title match with Flair at the Charlotte show. Ole hits a back elbow for 2 as we get the 5 minutes left call. Ole distracts Hebner so Arn can dump Morton over the top rope to the floor. Ole finds a random camera laying down there and chokes Morton with the strap. Dammit Bill Apter, leaving those things lying around. The Andersons continue to work Hebner to hit double teams. Ole hits a kneedrop off the top rope to Morton's arm/shoulder. Now Ole has his usual target and he goes to work on it. He wraps Morton up in an ARMBAR. Again Morton goes to the bad hammy to try to get free, but Ole traps him to keep him from tagging and tags Arn back in. 2 minutes left. Arn hits a kneedrop for 2. He tosses Morton out to the floor again. Morton blocks a buckle shot and gives Arn one. Morton crossbody off the top! Arn kicks out! Ole ran in to break the pin up and nails Morton in the back of the head. 1 minute left. Morton starts to slug back on Arn. He dodges and Arn crashes in the corner! Tag to Gibson! Double noggin knocker for the Andersons. Gibson gets Arn in a sleeper! Arn fades down, but the bell rings for the time limit. Ole wants to keep fighting but Gibson fights the Andersons off with a chair. Magnificent stuff, with easily another good 10 minutes or more of life left in it. The best part was unlike most other time limit draws at no point did it feel like they were stalling or killing time to get to the time limit. The even better part is they'll have an even better match at Starrcade. I also can't stress enough how completely and utterly insane the crowd was for the RNR Express at every point of the match. I can only imagine how loud it was to actually be inside the building for that. ****
 
The RNR Express would end up taking the #1 contendership and regain the tag titles from the Midnight Express in mid-August. 
 
Hair vs Hair Match: Paul Jones (w/Baron von Raschke) def Jimmy Valiant (w/Manny Fernandez) in 4:28- This is part of the long ongoing Valiant vs Paul Jones' Army feud. At the Charlotte show Valiant defeated Jones' current frontman Pez Whatley in a hair vs hair match and shaved him bald, so now Jones is getting into the ring himself to try to get revenge. We've seen this matchup already at Starrcade '84 and it was pretty horrendous, but so are all of Valiant's matches. Raschke tries to jump Valiant before the bell, allowing Jones to do an actual jump on him. Here's the spasm selling already. Jones drops a knee for 2. He hits some punches and Valiant, of course, is already bleeding. Valiant fires back with one of his big windmill punches. Jones gets a spike out of his tights and hits Valiant with it. Cover for 2. Valiant hits a buckle shot but takes another spike to the gut. Jones tries to solve the puzzle of putting on a figure four like it's the paradise lock but Valiant pulls him away before he can do it. Backdrop counter from Valiant. Another spike shot to Valiant's gut. Valiant blocks another shot. Jones drops the spike and Valiant picks it up. Jones takes a couple of shots with it. Valiant digs it into Jones' bleeding head. Not sure how Hebner's not seeing it. Then again, he's reffed the entire show so far so he must be exhausted. Valiant mixes up the spike shots with a back elbow. Raschke gets on the apron and tosses in his loaded glove to Jones. But Valiant sees it and has his own loaded glove! Valiant colored of course. This is like the Royal Rumble when Mick Foley and Santino had their Socko vs Cobra battle. Valiant hits the shot! He covers, but Raschke gets in. Fernandez runs in to fight him off. Behind all that here comes Pez Whatley with a chair! He nails Valiant with it and drapes Jones over. Hebner turns around, counts, and it's over. Fernandez is FURIOUS and the whole face locker room comes in to protest, but Hebner called it like he saw it. For a Valiant match that was not too shabby. Keeping it short certainly helped, as did the overbooking. Two guys that need smoke and mirrors. 3/4*
 
Unlike the Charlotte show we do have an official barber on site. Guess the union did have a word after all. Despite all the protesting going on around him Valiant slams the chair down, takes a seat, and takes his head shaving like a man. Great close up shots of it while it's happening too. Very well done all around. 
 
Best of Seven Series for the Vacant NWA United States Heavyweight Championship Match 4 (Koloff leads 3-1): Magnum TA def Nikita Koloff (w/Ivan Koloff) in 13:31- When this feud started up in the spring Magnum was stripped of the title after being goaded into attacking NWA President Bob Geigel. A best of seven series was set up to determine the new champion, with most of the matches taking place during the GAB tour. Koloff is coming in with a 3-1 lead, so obviously a win for him here and it's over. Miller announced Magnum as the "vastly popular". If you're really vastly popular you don't need anyone to announce you as vastly popular. Which honestly he really was, but not RNR Express popular. Tommy Young finally checks in to ref and give Hebner a breather. I'm not sure how much AC they had going in the old Greensboro Coliseum in '86, most everyone has been sweating bullets so far. Koloff is all f'n give no fucks business. At the bell he gestures "3" and "1" at Magnum, making sure he knows the score. After initial lockup jockeying they have an extended speed run ending with Magnum hitting a running forearm. Koloff immediately bails to regroup. Long lockup leverage fight back in. Magnum breaks clean in the corner, refusing to take advantage. A Koloff headlock leads to a long top wristlock fight. Koloff allegedly hair pulls to get Magnum back in. Another long top wristlock fight and this time Koloff legit powers Magnum down, but Magnum has a nice counter on the mat to get a hammerlock on. Koloff backs him into the corner and does not clean break. He drops Magnum on the top rope. Magnum takes a series of buckle shots. Koloff still wasn't capable of much more than the most basic heel offense, though he's definitely gotten crisper and smoother. As I say that though he puts on about the loosest chinlock imaginable. Magnum armdrags free but Koloff is quickly back on him. Magnum ducks a Sickle and hits a crossbody for 2. Koloff's kickout sends him all the way out to the floor. Ivan distracts the ref and Koloff gives Magnum a shot on the full metal part of the turnbuckle. Magnum flops to the floor and hides his head by the ring skirt, so when he gets up I expect his forehead to be as red as his trunks. Yup, there it is. After another couple of buckle shots Koloff hits a back suplex for 2. Koloff seems to run out of ideas, giving Magnum a couple more shots on the ropes then snap maring him over for another 2 count. Back in a chinlock Magnum's forehead is completely caked in blood. He powers up and pushes Koloff into the corner chest first. Koloff gets up shaking his wrist off and Magnum is all over him. Back elbow. Koloff counters a backdrop attempt and Magnum is down again. Backbreaker for 2. Straight slam for 2. Koloff gets frustrated and tosses Magnum out to the floor. As soon as he gets in Koloff tosses him back out the other side. Ivan sneaks over and gets a cheap shot in. Koloff brings Magnum back in just so he can toss him out AGAIN. Magnum comes back in with a sunset flip! Young kicks Koloff's hand off the rope, then very possibly fast counts and gives Magnum the win! Magnum steals a win and he's back in the series. Tommy Young is the best referee ever, or at worst second best to Red Shoes, but honestly he looked more biased than an NBA ref during the playoffs there. And here I thought the Soviets were the experts in buying off sports officials. Good stuff mostly thanks to Magnum. Koloff was improving but still very limited, as longer singles matches like this exposed. I'm very doubtful Magnum was ever going to become a Hulk Hogan level star as the NWA seemed to hope, but he was pretty damn good between the ropes and it's a shame we didn't get to see how much better he would have been with a few more years' top level experience. ***1/4
 
The series would of course end up going to match 7, which took place in Charlotte in mid-August after the GAB tour concluded. Koloff won that match to win his first ever singles title. In the long run it wasn't supposed to be a big loss for Magnum as he was already earmarked for bigger things, but fate intervened in the form of a serious car crash in October, nearly ending Magnum's life and leaving him with serious enough injuries that he could never wrestle again. Plans for Starrcade would have to change, which I'll get into more on that show's review. 
 
Steel Cage Match: The Road Warriors & Baby Doll (w/Paul Ellering) def NWA World Tag Team Champions The Midnight Express & Jim Cornette in 9:26- Another near rematch from the Charlotte show, with the Roadies replacing the team of Magnum and Dusty. After intros Cornette takes the mic and tries to goad Baby Doll into starting up with him. As in wrestling. I think. For all we know calling a woman "pig" is a come on line for Cornette. Like the Charlotte match Doll ducks a Cornette swing, then armdrags a charging Eaton to set off the big brawl between the regular wrestlers while Cornette climbs up to the top rope to hide as best he can. But this time the Midnights are in with the Roadies so it's clear who's taking charge early and often. Reset with Condrey and Animal. Condrey charges and bounces off Animal like he was dwarf star alloy. The Midnights take a minute to restrategize while Hawk tags in. Condrey does a nice slide to stop a corner whip, but turns around into a Hawk big boot. Press slam/fistdrop combo from Hawk. Condrey scurries over and tags Eaton in. Hawk runs him over with shoulderblocks and gives him a big boot. Double backdrop from the Roadies. Eaton goes over and tries to tag Cornette in but Cornette wants NOTHING to do with it. Eaton actually lands a couple of shots on Animal before taking a hiptoss and dropkick. Animal presses Eaton into a snake eyes. Again Cornette refuses a tag so Condrey takes it. Condrey eye rakes and slams Animal. NOW Cornette will come in. And immediately misses an elbow drop. He tags Eaton right back in. Hawk does some more no selling and decks Eaton. Eaton gets his knees up on an Animal big splash to finally give the heel team some momentum. Condrey works Young so Cornette and Eaton can choke Animal on the ropes. Eaton goes up to the top of the cage and hits a fistdrop. Clothesline from Condrey for 2. Eaton goes way up top again. This time Animal  hits him on the way down. Tag to Hawk. Powerslam on Eaton. Dropkick. Flying tackle. DONNYBROOK! Doll runs over, grabs a trying to flee Cornette, hits one punch and gets the pin. Everyone was going through the motions until the expected Cornette/Doll confrontation. Not bad by any means, but nothing at all special. **
 
Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes def "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) in 21:04- Dusty's had several close calls at getting this title back, especially at Starrcade when he won on the night but later had the decision reversed in an ultimate Dusty Finish. Tonight he's getting one more shot. Flair has defended the title at every stop of the GAB tour and against a different opponent each time (including an incredible match with Ricky Morton at Charlotte), you have to figure that schedule is going to catch up to him at some point. Kind of a mixed reaction for Dusty initially. Interesting. And Flair continues to get some cheers in his home territory even well after his big heel turn. They go nose to nose before the bell. Bell ring, "WOOOOOO" and here we go. Flair gives Dusty a little Slick Ric. Dusty responds with Slick Dusty, which gets a way bigger pop than his intro did. Maybe the crowd's just working themselves into the match. Flair immediately starts going down off Dusty jabs and an elbow. He tries to roll out by instinct but can't because of the cage. Flair takes a headlock into his hammerlock workaround but Dusty quickly reverses it. Flair tries to run Dusty into the cage but Dusty blocks it and poses a bit more. Again Dusty outmaneuvers Flair into an arm wringer. Flair fights out but takes a shoulderblock. Dusty blocks a hiptoss and hits Flair with one. Flair responds with the first chop. Dusty again puts him back down and Flair retreats to the corner. Dusty reverses a corner whip and press slams Flair. Hard beg off from Flair into the corner. Dusty stays on him, but Flair counters with a knee to the gut. Dusty gets a sleeper on. Flair fades down, but slowly stretches out and manages to grab a rope. Elbow drop from Dusty for 2. Another Flair punch to Dusty's gut that quickly puts him down. It is a big target. Well it is. Dusty takes the first cage shot. Another one with a crazy flop from Dusty. He's now busted open. Flair hits a kneedrop for 2. He gives Dusty the cheese grater spot. Dusty's laid out against the cage and Flair snaps him over the top rope. Kneedrop to Dusty's leg. Wonder if that broken ankle has finally fully healed? Flair starts attacking it regardless. Figure four! Flair gets a couple of near falls off of it before Dusty fights back up and reverses it. Flair takes a rope break. Dusty's still too hurt to follow up and Flair kicks at the bad leg again. Another kneedrop for 2. Another big chop in the corner. Flair sets Dusty up. Dusty pops out with a clothesline! Cover but Flair just gets a foot on the rope. After a strike exchange Flair climbs up the cage. Dusty follows and rams him head into the support pole. Flair gets down and begs off hard. Dusty gives him a cage shot! Time for Flair to bleed and take a bit of cheese grater. Another cage shot with Flair screaming "NOOOOOOO" all the way in. Flair tries to escape over the top again but Dusty drags him back down and gives him more shots on the top of the cage. When Flair falls down he crotches himself on the top rope for good measure. More begging off and more cheese grater. Flair dodges a swing and Dusty punches the cage, hurting his hand. Finally the opening Flair was trying to get. But then he goes up top and he know how that goes. Dusty figure four! Flair gets a a pretty quick rope break. "Get him off! AH SHIT!". Dusty hits some chops in the corner. He loads up another elbow but Flair walks by into a Flair Flop! Flair tries a snap mare coming back up but Dusty gets him into a backslide for 2. Clothesline from Dusty. Elbow drop for 2. Flair climbs again, kicks Dusty away, then manages to hit a top rope crossbody for 2. Same move he won the title with in this building at Starrcade '83. Flair tries to run Dusty into the cage but Dusty pushes him in instead, then cradles Flair for 2. Back elbow from Dusty. Flair dodges an elbow drop. Flair tries a slam but Dusty gets a Paul Smackage for the pin and the title! MASSIVE POP! Blew the damn roof off. Even Tom Miller sounds shocked, selling it fantastically as he announces Dusty as the winner. The whole face locker room runs in to celebrate. It's Dusty's third World title win, and ends the longest of all of Flair's more than 16 reigns at 793 days. Dusty looks genuinely emotional as he takes the belt. It's an amazing moment. Great match of course, and I really like the story they told of Flair clearly being a step behind Dusty due to all his title defenses on the tour wearing him down, knowing it and trying to compensate as Dusty dominated the second half of the match, but in the end Dusty was too much for him on this night. ****
 
"Fans, thank you for coming to the Great American Bash, please exit at the regular exits." That's the regular exits. Not the irregular exits. Don't use those. 
 
Dusty's last reign would be a short one, as Flair took the title back exactly two weeks later in St. Louis to kick off another year plus reign. That would pretty much be Dusty's final dalliance with the main event, after that he'd move back to the TV and US title pictures as he got into the wind down phase of his in-ring career, while continuing to serve as the promotion's head booker.
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- A pretty decent slice of classic mid-'80's JCP action, this. There's nothing truly awful, most is at least solid, and a couple really of good matches are in there. Dusty's title win is also a great cherry on top moment even if it didn't last long. When even the Jimmy Valiant match is passable (by his standards), it's a pretty damn solid night.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: B+
 
v2.0 published 6/2/26 

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Great American Bash '86 (7/5)

Legacy Review

Great American Bash '86 (7/5 Show)

July 5, 1986 from Charlotte Memorial Stadium in Charlotte, NC
 
The first Great American Bash at Charlotte Stadium 4th of July weekend '85 was a success, so the next year Jim Crockett Promotions decided to not just run it back, but supersize it. In '86 the GAB was a full summer tour encompassing 13 events in 13 different cities, a good number of them in outdoor stadiums and some even going outside JCP's normal territorial bounds, encroaching on the WWF's traditional northeast territory as the fight over nationalization continued. It was by far the most ambitious series of events put on by JCP to date. Two of the shows, both in JCP's home of North Carolina, were taped and much later made available in the WWE Network Hidden Gems, then later in the WWE Vault on Youtube. First up is the return to Charlotte Stadium during the 4th of July holiday weekend. This was the fourth show in the '86 GAB series, following Philadelphia (Veterans Stadium), Washington (RFK Stadium) and Memphis (the Liberty Bowl). I mention all that just to show the scale and ambition of this tour. 
 
We start off with....skydivers. National champions apparently. Won the gold medal in Muskogee, OK, which is apparently a skydiving hotbed. All four guys land within reasonable proximity of their target and no one crashes so I guess we can call it a success. This is definitely the kind of thing that would be shown at 3 PM on a weekday afternoon on ESPN back then, well before the days of ESPN filling all their daytime programming with endless Sportscenters and idiots having shouty fake "debates" with each other. Like last year there's only a small section of field seats, which looks kind of empty but is actually pretty practical as far as making sure everyone can see. There's no commentary since this wasn't broadcast live or complete on TV. I'm assuming highlights and/or the top matches were shown later on JCP's weekly TV.
 
NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship: Denny Brown (c) and "Mr. Electricity" Steve Regal 15:00 time limit draw- Steve Regal, not to be confused with Blackpool's own Lord Steven Regal, had spent most of his career in the AWA but was now venturing elsewhere as he started to wind down. Regal heels it up, and kills time, by making a big deal of needing space to take his jacket off after the bell. We do get a pretty energetic lockup after that though. Brown teases a rope break cheap shot but ref Earl Hebner backs him off. Regal hits a slam that I'm pretty sure I hear Brown yell "OH SHIT" during. Hiptoss and armdrag from Regal and he complains about it being too easy. Speed run and Brown rolls through the same three moves on Regal, with a couple of added slams. After some hammerlock tradeoffs Brown gets a snap mare and Regal does the heel complaining about a hair pull that didn't happen. Brown works a headlock for a bit. Speed run and Brown gets a crossbody for 2. He does a crazy walk up the ropes and flip over headlock takedown. Regal wins a top wristlock fight into an ARMBAR, likely thanks to a hair pull but we didn't see from the camera angle. As I type that we absolutely do see a hair pull on camera. More speed and Regal "hits" an elbow that Brown was already falling down for well before contact. Regal again goes to the heel 101 playbook, using a tights pull to keep Brown in a chinlock. At the 5 minutes left call Brown fights free and cranks up some comeback offense. Regal cuts it off with a knee to the gut. Suplex from Regal for 2. Regal makes the mistake of shoving Hebner, who always shoves back. Another elbow from Regal that fully connects this time. Another Brown comeback is cut off with a Regal knee up in the corner. He stacks Brown up in the corner, but doesn't put his feet on the ropes for extra leverage and therefore doesn't get the pin. Regal's a disgrace to heels everywhere. Back to the chinlock as the obvious time limit stall is really on now. Brown fires back with punches and Regal eye rakes him. Slam/elbow drop combo for 2. Backbreaker from Regal at the one minute left call. Brown dodges another elbow drop. Regal begs off and Brown stomps him in the corner. A big right hand puts Regal down. Brown legdrop for 2. Slow jabs from Brown as the bell rings for the time limit. Brown doesn't stop and hits Regal with a big delayed suplex. After he recovers Regal attacks Brown again and tosses him over the top rope to get his heat back. Hebner makes a nifty save of the belt for Brown. Moderately acceptable time limit draw. Babyface champion Brown looked lucky to escape with that, being on defense nearly the whole match. Not sure if that's what they were going for or not, it kind of looked like Regal was calling himself on offense the whole match just to be a dick. Purely speculation on my part. *3/4
 
Robert Gibson def NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion Black Bart in 7:40- Ricky Morton is otherwise occupied tonight so Gibson is also getting a singles match, albeit a bit lower on the card. Gibson goes into dodge mode early, clearly at a power disadvantage. Even Gibson avoiding shots gets huge shrieks from the crowd the RNR Express are so bonkers over. Gibson hits a Thesz press that Bart seems to debate if he actually wants to sell or not. He eventually does. Gibson reverses a whip and hits a hiptoss, then a couple of flying headscissors. He keeps Bart down in the headscissors. Bart tries the handstand escape but Gibson drives his head into the mat! Nice. Bart stays trapped in the headscissors for an awful long time. Finally he powers out and drops Gibson with a clothesline. A single punch sends Gibson flopping across the ring. Another puts him out of it. Bart drops Gibson on the top rope. Backdrop from Bart. Fistdrop to the back of Gibson's head. Gibson tries to fire back with kicks but gets put down again and tossed out to the floor. Field. Whatever. They're going right onto the grass, there's nothing covering it up. Bart drops Gibson on the guardrail. Back in Bart continues the beating. Big double leg legdrop onto Gibson's chest. Gibson kicks out! Shoulderblock from Bart that he also swung a clothesline during for 2. Gibson blocks punches in the corner and starts landing his own. He catches Bart with a springboard reverse crossbody, and that gets a pin! Gibson tried but he didn't have much to work with. *1/2
 
The Minnesota Wrecking Crew def Nelson Royal & Sam Houston in 12:22- Not sure why Dillon isn't with the Horsemen team. Maybe they don't think Royal and Houston are enough competition to make it worthwhile. Which, they're probably right. As a native Texan I do appreciate Houston's Texas flag cape. This is the everyone got the red gear memo match, they're all red trunks of one shade or another. Houston starts with Arn. Arn looks at him and goes "Are you kidding me?". All Arn early and he runs the twig over. Long speed run. Arn blocks a hiptoss. Houston flips over and hits it, shocking Arn who quickly backs off. Arn tries to trap Houston in his corner but Houston does a nifty escape through the ropes. Both sides tag. Ole and Royal, the match's elder statesmen, are a bit more equal power matchup and we get some stalemates. Royal fights off both Andersons with punches. Back elbow on Arn. Royal wraps Arn up in a chinlock that Arn takes a rope break to get out of. Now the Andersons finally succeed in getting Royal trapped in their corner and they go into their usual arm work. Royal escapes and tags back out to Houston. He manages to stagger Ole with some punches, but Ole quickly recovers and gets the better of him. Now the Andersons really go to work on the easy target that is Houston, with their usual smooth teamwork keeping Houston trapped and in peril. Ole tries to wrench his arm right out of its socket. Houston manages a quick escape and tags out. Royal gets a bit of a hot tag run, until Arn traps his leg. Ole jumps him and goes back to work on the arm. Ole puts on the dreaded Armpit Pinch of Pinching +2. Armbar slam and kneedrop from Arn for 2. Royal is just barely prevented from tagging a couple of times. Another armbar slam from Arn and he goes to the second rope. Royal cuts him off and gets the tag! Big hot tag run from Houston. Bulldog on Arn! Ole breaks the pin up. DONNYBROOK! Houston gets Arn rolled up, but behind Hebner Ole comes off the top rope and nails Houston in the back of the head. Arn covers and it's over. Perfectly typical Anderson graduate level tag team course. ***1/4
 
Bunkhouse Match: "Raging Bull" Manny Fernandez def Baron von Raschke (w/Paul Jones) 9:04- Raschke is a guy I primarily think of as an AWA wrestler, but he had the occasional stint elsewhere during his long career, including right now when he was with JCP full time. Since it's a Bunkhouse match jeans and boots are the order of the day. Rashke is wearing that under his usual robe, which is hilarious. Jones is still in his generalissimo phase, dressed like a bargain basement South American dictator. The bell rings and Raschke immediately hides in the ropes, then lets the crowd get to him. Fernandez hits a few back elbows and chops off a rope break and Raschke rolls to the floor. Back in Fernandez hits a diving back elbow, then goes after Jones. Raschke can't take advantage and Fernandez hits a couple of kneelifts. Raschke dodges in the corner and Fernandez splats on the turnbuckles. Jones distracts Hebner so Raschke can get an Abdullah the Butcher like spike out and work Fernandez over with it. Distraction is really unnecessary, it's no DQ. Fernandez is our first bleeder of the night. Raschke takes his belt off and digs it into Fernandez's eyes. Clothesline with the belt. We get a couple of weak belt whips and some belt choking. Fernandez tries to fire back but Raschke puts him back down. But Raschke has a bigger problem. With no belt his jeans are collapsing. They're already getting down to about '90s Konnan levels. Raschke takes his boot off and hits Fernandez with it. His jeans are almost completely down. Fernandez manages to put him down with a back kick. Back elbow from Fernandez. He gets Raschke's boot and hits him with it. Now Fernandez takes his belt off and whips Rashke with it. Fernandez whips Raschke, which is a big mistake because his jeans are damn near down to his knees now and he can barely run. Fernandez wraps Raschke's shirt around his head and hits him again. Boot shot from the second rope. Another boot shot as this is seriously wearing out its welcome. Yet another boot shot and Raschke's got a bit of blood going now. Another whip attempt and Fernandez launches himself over the top rope. That was intended, but it looked accidental just because Raschke's jeans are pulling him down into a stoop. He FINALLY hitches them back up while Jones gets some cheap shots in. Raschke gives Fernandez a post shot. He tries to slam Fernandez back in from the apron, but Fernandez uses that to get a Paul Smackage for the pin. Sadly the saga of Raschke's collapsing trousers was by far the most entertaining thing in this match. 3/4*
 
Indian Strap Match: Wahoo McDaniel def "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin (w/Precious) in 10:44- Wahoo to Indian Strap matches was like Andre the Giant to battle royales so the result is a foregone conclusion. Especially with an over the top flamboyant heel like Garvin for no nonsense Wahoo to put down. After the bell Precious makes a big show of disrobing Garvin, including taking his pants off while on her knees. Watch it, we're PG here. Kids in the audience. Garvin then does the usual heel stalling refusing to put the strap on. Wahoo says fine and whips him in the back with it. Precious actually gets in his face over it! She's got guts. Hebner gets the strap on Garvin, he gets one last kiss from Precious and we're on for real. Garvin tries to hide on the field but Wahoo pulls him back in. Another strap whip. They actually lock up (in a strap match?!) and exchange chops. Wahoo lays into Garvin with strap shots. Another lockup and Garvin grabs a headlock. Bad move, as that only allows Wahoo to yank the strap up into Garvin's crotch. Garvin gets a front facelock on. They go to the floor and have a strap tug of war around the post. Garvin gets in the ring and manages to leverage Wahoo backward through the barricade. Wahoo gets back up bleeding and absolutely pummels Garvin's chest with open hand chops. About .7 Walter/Gunther there. Back in Garvin snap mares Wahoo and covers, but there's no pins. He gets corner #1, then wraps up Wahoo's hands to drag him. Redo corner 1, then 2, 3....Wahoo kicks Garvin to put him down and break the count. More big chops from Wahoo. He digs the strap into Garvin's eyes. Strap assisted punch and now Garvin's bleeding. Wahoo wraps him up and starts for corners. After two Precious trips him! No DQ. Garvin goes up top. Another tactical error, that just lets Wahoo yank him down with the chain. I'm not saying jerk off, I'm not JR. Wahoo goes for corners again. When he gets to three Precious gets on the apron and tries to stop him again. Wahoo says screw you and easily gets corner #4 to win. After the bell Garvin attacks Wahoo with what I think was Precious' purse but it looks more like an aluminum wrapped burrito. Wahoo pretty much no sells it and Garvin runs. OK for a strap match. The wild contrast in characters helped, as did Wahoo's extreme stiffness. **1/4
 
Taped Fist Match: Ron Garvin (w/Wahoo McDaniel) def NWA National Heavyweight Champion Tully Blanchard (w/JJ Dillon) in 14:05- The title isn't on the line here because it's a gimmick match, but at this point it's honestly not worth bothering about. They're using its last few months of existence to give Blanchard a belt to carry around after his TV and US title runs. Both guys come in riding on golf carts. If I remember right young Dustin Rhodes was a cart driver for this show. Wahoo's done a quick bandage and clean up job after his match. Glad to see him in a Cowboys shirt too. As the stip suggests, both guys have their fists taped up. In fact this is going to be structured like a boxing match with ten 3 minute rounds, 30 seconds of rest in between, no pins. Tommy Young checks in to ref the second half of the show. Blanchard tries to jump but Garvin backdrops him with his robe still on! One punch and DOWN GOES TULLY! He's completely out too. Too bad the bell hasn't rung to start yet. Dillon is furious, but it's Blanchard's own fault. Dillon gets a bucket of water and throws some in Blanchard's face to get him up and going again. The bell rings and Garvin unloads with jabs again. He knocks Blanchard all over the place and Blanchard goes down again. Dillon reaches in and uses what looks like smelling salts to get Blanchard up before the ten count. Garvin takes the bait and stalks Dillon while Blanchard recovers. Garvin easily blocks Blanchard's swings and pummels him some more. Blanchard tires a kick but Garvin catches it and puts him down again. That's three knockdowns this round, if this was real boxing that'd be a TKO. Years of playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out taught me that. Blanchard hides in the corner while Garvin looks for openings. I guess corner or rope breaks aren't a thing here. At the round bell Blanchard tries another ambush and gets put down with a straight right! He really should stop trying that, it's not working. Dillon argues for extra rest time but Young is having none of it. Start of round 2 Blanchard is still out on the mat. He comes to enough to beat the count. Garvin stays on offense and Blanchard has a small cut on his forehead. They play the corner game again and Garvin hits a couple of headbutts that Young admonishes him for. Blanchard finally lands a kick, but Garvin hits another punch that puts him down for about the tenth time already. Blanchard tries a double leg takedown. Garvin blocks it, leading to the bridge up/backslide spot leverage fight. Blanchard flips over, then gets floored again. The end of round bell saves him. Dillon gets in and dumps some more water on him. The bell rings again and I don't think that was a full 30 seconds. Garvin stops caring about the count and pounds on Blanchard while he's down. Blanchard grabs Garvin's tights in the corner and pulls him into the post, sending Garvin down onto the field. Full post shot on the field for Garvin. Blanchard goes over and dumps the whole bucket of water on his own head! Nice. Wahoo helps now very wobblelegged Garvin flop back into the ring. Blanchard is all over him. The ring announcer says end of round 3 when there wasn't a bell. This thing is really floating rules wise now. As will later be WCW tradition. This time Wahoo needs to help Garvin recover for the first time. Round 4 starts with Blanchard still in control. Now bleeding Garvin tries to hulk up off his punches. He starts no selling so Blanchard slams him and drops an elbow. Cover. Young: "You can't pin the man!". Again Garvin hulks up and starts no selling punches. A punch puts Blanchard down again. He drags Garvin out to the field. Wahoo comes over and atomic drops Blanchard into a Garvin punch! Well that was uncalled for. Blanchard didn't lay a hand on Wahoo the whole match. Back in it's pummeling time from Garvin again. Again Blanchard is saved by the bell. There was a bell this time. Between rounds Dillon puts extra tape on Blanchard's primary hand, with presumably something a little extra underneath. Blanchard tries but can't land a shot with it, Garvin keeps dodging. Blanchard grabs a headlock that Garvin uses to hit a back suplex. Blanchard goes up top, but comes down into a Garvin punch! Both guys are down for the whole 10 count. Since there must be a winner we do the "the first guy to his feet wins" deal. Dillon gets in and FRANTICALLY fans on Blanchard with his towel! With Young dealing with that, Wahoo gives Garvin an assist in the form of a bucket of water in the face. Garvin is up first and it's over. Fine for what it was. Both guys were working their asses off to make it work, that's for sure. **3/4
 
Think they need to give the ring mat some time to dry off before the next match. 
 
Double Russian Chain Match: The Road Warriors (w/Paul Ellering) def The Russian Team in 5:40- These teams have been feuding off and on since last year's GAB show, when the Roadies were still in AWA. The Roadies are coming off winning the first Crockett Cup in April, which was also the start of their full time run in JCP. We're encroaching on gimmick overload here, both on the card in general and these stips in particular. So what is a double Russian chain match? Exactly what it says on the tin, there's two chains instead of one with each team member tied to one opponent just like a strap match. I can see a pretty direct metaphor on how communism actually works in this match too. It is pin to win rules, not touch all corners. Honestly it's not worth getting deep into details on this, it's all four guys fighting chaos the whole match with lots of chain shots and chain choking. Ivan's bleeding in almost no time at all. Young gets bumped out of the ring because why not, even though it's no DQ anyway. Nikita uses that opening to take his chain off and plant Animal with a Sickle in the ring. Ivan covers but Young's still down. Ivan goes up top but Ellering gets up and pushes him off, sending Ivan crotch first into the ropes. Animal crawls over, covers, and gets the pin. At least it was short. 1/4*
 
Hair vs Hair Match: Jimmy Valiant def Shaska Whatley (w/Paul Jones) in 10:42- The war between Valiant and Paul Jones' Army continues. Whatley came into JCP from Georgia and Florida initially on Valiant's side, but then turned heel on him to join Jones' stable and was now the frontman for them. Not the first or last time that happened to Valiant in this long feud. Guy had more guys turn on him than Sting. This match's segment starts right up with Whatley attacking Valiant at the bell, no entrances or intros. Valiant immediately goes into his crazy spasm selling while Whatley struts around. Jones hits a cheap shot from the floor and Whatley covers for 2. Whatley then tries a leverage pin the corner but Young catches him. Oh crap no, it's Hebner back in. Just caught that. Valiant boogies up and hits some of his wild over the top shots before Jones hits him with his riding crop from the floor. Whatley covers for 2 again while the ring announcer finally just now tells us the loser gets his head shaved in the ring. Better late than never I guess. Whatley lays into Valiant with headbutts, wanders around the ring bragging about it, then covers for 2. Hey, Valiant's bleeding. What a shock. Valiant boogies up again to eye rake out of a chinlock, but can't follow up. Yet another cheap shot from Jones gets Whatley another 2 count. Valiant blocks buckle shots and gives one to Whatley. That has no effect and Whatley hits another headbutt ("SUCKAAAAAAAA!" he yells to the crowd) for 2. Valiant lands a gut punch, but again Whatley's right back on offense. He hooks Valiant up in the tree of woe. Jones uses that position to choke him with his crop. On a slam attempt Valiant gets a flash small package for 2. Another boogie up gets killed with just another punch. Whatley bites on the cut. OK, let's see if this boogie up goes anywhere this time. Nope, another headbutt puts him down again. They're repeating essentially the same 60-90 second segment over and over and over again. Whatley does an arrogant one knee cover that Valiant absolutely does NOT kick out of in time, but Hebner has to pull up anyway because that's not the finish. Whatley finally mixes things up by dancing into an elbow drop attempt that misses by a mile. Shouting "I GOT HIS ASS!" first probably didn't help. Valiant finally strings together his first real offense of the match. Sleeper! Hebner vanishes, I think Jones took him out off camera. That allows Baron von Raschke to run in, thankfully jeans now held up with a belt, and he takes Valiant out. He puts on his LOADED GLOVE OF DEATH. Manny Fernandez runs in to cut that off. Valiant gets the glove, nails Whatley with it, and gets the pin. Freaking hell that got a huge pop. It's insane how popular Valiant was despite how much he sucked in the ring. That went way way WAY too long. You should know by now Valiant matches suck as a rule, but Whatley contributed absolutely nothing on his end either. DUD
 
The face locker room runs in and holds Whatley down so Valiant can give him his trim. He does a very thorough job of it too. I wonder if any barber's union ever protested wrestlers doing head shaving themselves without a licensed professional present? Of course I'd tell them to get stuffed, but still just something I wonder. Whatley of course freaks out when he comes too, and even tries to reattach his hair back to his head. That's more entertaining than anything in the match.
 
Steel Cage Match: "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, Magnum TA & Baby Doll def NWA World Tag Team Champions The Midnight Express & Jim Cornette (w/Big Bubba Rogers) in 10:06- I guess Cornette counts as a woman here. Magnum's US title was held up in May after he was provoked into attacking an NWA official. He and Nikita Koloff were contesting a best of seven series during the course of the GAB tour to determine a new champion. We'll be seeing one of those matches later on the Greensboro show. Cornette wearing multiple pads on his arms and legs is so great. Rogers (future Big Boss Man) looms outside the cage all match but never gets involved during it. Eaton goes for Doll but she armdrags him! Dusty then gives him a cage shot. The other heels bail. Cornette tries to hide on top of the top rope. Start proper with Eaton and Magnum. Magnum again beats Eaton to the punch. Literally. Another corner break and this time Eaton gets some shots in. Magnum hits a press slam, then press slams Condrey running in. Magnum gives Eaton a couple of big cage shots. He brings Eaton over so Doll can slap him, then tags Dusty in. Stereo jabs for both Midnights. I think Eaton is bleeding off those cage shots. Not Doll's slap. Dusty gives him the cheese grater spot. An elbow sends Eaton falling backwards into his corner and he tags out to Condrey. Condrey offers Dusty a free shot, which seems like a tactical error. Magnum tags in and hits a standing elbow off the top rope. Cage shot for Condrey. Now he's bleeding and gets a bit of cheese grater. Condrey hits a knee and tries for a quick piledriver but Magnum blocks it. Eaton finally runs in to help take Magnum down. With Magnum down Cornette now tags in. He goes for a crazy over the top elbow drop that of course misses. The regular wrestlers donnybrook for a bit until Eaton turns things around again with an eye poke on Magnum. Magnum takes a cage shot and hides his head to get some juice. Eaton goes all the way to the TOP OF THE CAGE and comes down with an ax handle. That was a huge move at the time. Eaton goes up there again. This time Magnum cuts him off with a punch! Both guys struggle to recover. Magnum gets a sunset flip that Condrey breaks up. EVERYONE IN THE POOL! Doll runs over and flips Cornette in! She goes nuts on him! The guys trap Cornette, Doll puts him down with one punch, and she covers to get the pin! Perfectly fine, nothing special. **1/2
 
After the bell the Midnights hold Dusty for Rogers to beat down while Doll and Magnum are kept trapped in the cage.
 
Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) def Ricky Morton in 23:15- It's a testament to how insanely popular the Rock N Roll Express were that Morton is getting this spot. Like at last year's show, Flair makes his entrance via helicopter. Absolutely epic. Especially with the red carpet. Morton is wearing a face protector to sell damage he received from the Horsemen in the lead up to this show. Flair does a quick inspection of the cage stability after the bell, gives us a "WOOOOOO" and we're off. On the opening lockup Morton immediately scrapes Flair's forehead across the top rope and Flair quickly bails to the corner. On a corner break Morton climbs to the second rope and hits some jabs. Flair drags him back down and hits a chop. No effect, and Morton puts him down with one punch! Again Flair backs off for space. Flair gets a headlock takedown. Morton quickly counters with a headscissors, then rubs Flair's face into the mat! Really playing into Morton trying to get revenge for his face injuries. Flair runs all the way up the cage to get away but Morton pulls him back down, giving us a moon over Charlotte in the process. Mounted punches from Morton. Flair Flop! Morton blocks a hiptoss into a backslide for 2  Flair for some reason gets mad at Young about that, shoves him, then as usual takes a bump when Young shoves back. Always a classic. Both guys are very cautious coming back in. Flair goes for Morton's hurt face but Morton fights him off and hits a jab that Flair sells like Brutus freaking Beefcake while he was parasailing. Another punch to the nose and Flair goes "OH SHIT!" while falling backwards. Flair catches a quick kick and hits a huge chop that staggers Morton. Again Morton hits a jab to the face that Flair sells like a gunshot, then Flair yells I'm pretty sure "You motherfucker! Come on!". Again Morton climbs the corner to hit punches, then headbutts Flair with his face protector! Flair's had enough, he rips Morton's protector off and tosses it away! Morton uses the distraction to get a roll up for 2. He gets the protector and puts it back on. Flair begs off hard. Morton grabs a headlock and cranks on Flair's nose, but Flair's also grabbed a leg. He tries for a kneebreaker but Morton blocks it. Off the ropes Flair manages to hit a shot to Moton's face that really wobbles him for the first time. Morton ducks a chop and hits a crossbody for 2. Hiptoss from Flair. Morton pops up with a clothesline for 2. Morton fully mounts Flair to hit some more punches. Flair dodges an elbow drop. Another big chop in the corner. Flair takes the protector off again, then runs Morton into the cage! That's going to turn things around. Morton's busted open off that. Another cage shot. Flair takes the protector and puts it on himself! He takes the bandage off Morton's nose and runs him into the cage again. Then he takes the protector off and tosses it out of the cage. That's done. Flair's straight up torturing Morton now, with Morton selling the beating as only Ricky Morton can. Flair sees a ringside camera, asks if he wants a good shot, then grinds Morton's face into the cage right in front of the camera. Then he asks the other side of the crowd "You want some of this?" and runs Morton into the cage over there. Kneedrop from Flair. He points to I assume a woman in the crowd, says "You like that, huh?" and does a couple of hip thrusts right at her. I think she just got pregnant. Flair makes Morton pose for a few more shots for the ringside cameras. It's clearly over, but it's going to go on as long as Flair wants it to go on and he's having way too much fun right now. Snap mare and Flair does a two hand cover. Morton kicks out. He's not dead yet. Backbreaker from Flair and he does a full leg hook cover. Morton kicks out again! Flair's not fazed, mocking the crowd to chant "Rock N Roll". Suplex from Flair. He grabs a leg. "NOW!". The figure four is on! Flair wastes no time grabbing some extra rope leverage behind Young's back. But he gets cocky and Young catches him. He forces a break. Ground and pound from Flair. Morton grabs a small package! Flair kicks out! Another chop. Morton starts hulking up! More chops just fire him up. Morton swings back and we have a slugfest! Flair takes a cage shot! The crowd is going BONKERS for that. Another cage shot for Flair! Morton walks the top rope and scrapes Flair's head on the cage. Needless to say Flair's also bleeding now. More mounted punches from Morton. Flair tries an inverted atomic drop counter but Morton blocks it! More cheese grater for Flair. Again Morton goes for his nose. He straight faceplants Flair into the mat. Morton gets a sleeper on! Flair crawls near the cage so Morton rubs his face into it again. Morton hits a crossbody off the top rope! Flair kicks out! Flair tries to escape up the cage again. Morton joins him up there. Morton hits punches and Flair flops back down into the ring! Fistdrop off the top rope from Morton for 2. We get into another slugfest in the corner that Morton wins. Flair goes into the cage again! "AH SHIT!". Morton goes up top again. Shotgun dropkick! Flair kicks out! Young got squashed on the kickout. Flair lifts Morton up and crotches him on the top rope! He crawls over, gets his feet on the ropes for extra leverage, and gets the pin to retain. What a freaking match. From a kayfabe perspective you could absolutely question why "just a tag team guy" like Morton got this shot. But from a match quality standpoint you knew it would deliver, especially with both guys fully in their peaks, and my God did it ever. This is quite the long forgotten hidden gem that collected figurative dust in a vault for decades and I'm so glad it's out here for everyone to see now. ****3/4
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- There's nothing really must see here apart from the superb main event. On the whole it's probably a tick below the previous year's show and suffers from gimmick match overload, but it's still a good slice of JCP at their peak. From a pure match quality perspectives outdoor summer shows can be tough just because of the heat. I'm not looking up the temperature in Charlotte on this day, but the way everyone was sweating bullets just a couple of minutes into their matches I'm going with high.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C+
 
v2.0 posted 5/29/26 

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