Wednesday, July 24, 2024

The Favorites Lists (revised July 2024)

Johnny Legacy's Deep Thoughts

The Favorites Lists (Revised July 2024)

I noticed my original list of favorites from October 2019 has gotten some hits recently, and seeing how it's been nearly five years and I'm currently in my annual review writing hiatus for G1 season I figured it was time to revisit it.

Top 10 All Time Favorites (retired only)
 
A few shout outs before getting to the list proper. First, when he fully retires I have long known that Daniel Bryan Danielson will be in the top 5, I've been a fan of his since his pre-WWE ROH days. I still have a soft spot for CM Punk because he was easily top 5 all time for me before his AEW comeback, but I didn't like at all how he handled himself in AEW or his exit there. He's behaved himself so far in his WWE comeback which I've enjoyed very much even if I was on record that I would not have taken the chance on him after what happened in AEW. If he continues on the path he's on now he might get back in there when he's done. I also want to mention a few retirees on the Japan side that I've very much enjoyed going back and watching their matches in my Tokyo Dome reviews but haven't seen enough of them overall to consider putting them on the list: Riki Choshu, Shinya Hashimoto, and Tatsumi Fujinami.

Just missed the cut- The Great Muta, Mr. Perfect, Arn Anderson, Mick Foley, Chris Jericho (who needs to hang it up at this point), Minoru Suzuki (who may never retire but now belongs more here than the fully active list)

The List Proper

1. Ric Flair
2. Bret Hart
3. Randy Savage
4. Kurt Angle
5. Steve Austin
6. Shawn Michaels
7. Vader
8. Jushin Thunder Liger
9. Sting
10. Rick Rude

Top 10 All Time Favorite Tag Teams (mostly retired only)

Just a small note on this one, I seriously considered putting The New Day on the list as they don't look to ever get back to the way they were in their peak years, but they are still technically active so not yet.
 
1. The Steiner Brothers
2. The Hart Foundation
3. The Brain Busters/Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard
4. The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane version)
5. The Rock N Roll Express
6. The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom
7. Doom
8. The Rockers
9. The Miracle Violence Connection
10. The Hollywood Blondes

WWE Men's roster

I'm not making a separate list for NXT this time simply because even though I am a fan of what Shawn has been doing with the brand under the new regime, there's just not anyone there on the men's side I'd really consider myself a FAN of right now.
 
1. Gunther
2. Shinsuke Nakamura
3. Kevin Owens
4. Cody Rhodes
5. AJ Styles
6. Pete Dunne
7. Ilja Dragunov
8. Bron Breakker
9. Seth Rollins
10. Chad Gable

New Japan

A few honorable mentions here for varying reasons: again Minoru Suzuki, Yuji Nagata, Toru Yano, Jake Lee (who I'd never really seen before this year's G1 and really like so far).
 
1. Tetsuya Naito
2. Yota Tsuji
3. Zack Sabre Jr
4. Hiromu Takahashi
5. El Desperado
6. Shota Umino
7. Hiroshi Tanahashi
8. Shingo Takagi
9. Gabe Kidd
10. Yuya Uemura

AEW Men's roster

Three guys that would be at or near the top of this list if it wasn't for major injury issues: Kenny Omega, Adam Cole and Kota Ibushi.

1. Bryan Danielson
2. Jon Moxley
3. Jay White
4. Will Ospreay
5. MJF
6. Katsuyori Shibata
7. Orange Cassidy
8. Darby Allin
9. Claudio Castagnoli
10. Kazuchika Okada

Women's roster (all companies)

Honorable mentions here include some women in Japan that I like but I haven't seen enough of them to put them on the list yet: Tam Nakano, Mina Shirwakawa, Giulia (that'll change soon with her coming to NXT). Also Stephanie Vaquer, which will also change soon. Since this is across all companies I watch I'm expanding the list to 15.

1. Asuka
2. Io Shirai Sky
3. Becky Lynch
4. Kairi Sane
5. Roxanne Perez
6. Rhea Ripley
7. Tiffany Stratton
8. TIMELESS Toni Storm (best gimmick in the business the past year)
9. Bayley
10. Shayna Baszler
11. Hikaru Shida
12. Indi Hartwell
13. Candice LeRae
14. Sonya Deville
15. Mariah May

Tag Teams (all companies)

1. FTR
2. DIY

No other teams are currently worthy of the list.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Heroes of Wrestling

Legacy Review

Heroes of Wrestling

October 10, 1999 from the Casino Magic Hotel and Casino in Bay St. Louis, MS

Commentary: Randy Rosenbloom and Dutch Mantel

You knew I was going to get to this one eventually. It's 1999 and wrestling is the hottest it's ever been thanks to the Monday Night Wars/NWO/Attitude Era. To try to piggyback off that, a group of TV people you've never heard of and a production company you've never heard of had a brainwave: why don't any of the big companies do legend shows anymore? They figured that was a gap they could exploit. This was planned to be the first of a series of PPVs if all went well. It didn't. In fact it's safe to say nothing involving this went well.

Among those approached to be on this show and were smart enough to smell the coming disaster and decline: Sid Vicious (who ended up returning to WCW around the time of this show), Terry Funk, Vader, Nick Bockwinkel, The Honky Tonk Man, Ted DiBiase and Bam Bam Bigelow. Gordon Solie was advertised to be on commentary, but had to withdraw the day of the show due to the throat cancer diagnosis that would sadly claim his life the next year. Rosenbloom is his last second replacement. He's a generally respected play by play man for sports in general, but he knew nothing about wrestling and it showed early and often during the broadcast. Mantel is also a replacement for DiBiase, who was advertised to be on color commentary and also bailed the day of the show.

The show opens with a nice "In memory of Gorilla Monsoon" graphic. He had passed away just days earlier. It immediately gets weird after that though, with the intro video focused not on the wrestlers, but on the Mississippi gulf coast and its recovery from Hurricane Camille. We have pyro! Damn, they probably blew half the budget on that. The stage setup honestly isn't too shabby. It not unlike what you'd commonly see at indy shows in the early 2000s. The ring announcer is named Crisper. Heh. Crisper. There's one of those padded signs set up on the hard camera side of the ring advertising the casino's phone number. Hope that thing's velcroed on.

The Samoan SWAT Team (w/Paul Adams and Sika) def Marty Janetty and Tommy Rogers in 10:00- Janetty and Rogers are actually a fairly cool teamup. Janetty of course was half of The Rockers with Shawn Michaels in AWA and WWF, while Rogers was half of the predominately Southern team The Fantastics, a historically underrated team that had a short but very good run in late Jim Crockett Promotions/early WCW. I have no idea who this Paul Adams guy is but he looks like he's trying to be a Dollar General Paul E Dangerously. Before the match he gets in the ref's face, then grabs a mic and cuts an interminably long promo trying to get the crowd to boo him and the SST but only manages to bore the pants off of everyone. And then keeps going some more. No talent and a complete lack of self awareness. The SST do the short version of their ceremony before we get going. Samu and Janetty start with both playing to the crowd. By the way, Mantel is already bitching at Rosenbloom and it sounds way more real that worked. And it's only 10 minutes into the show. Samu wins the early lockups and the phone number sign is already knocked over. Crisper quickly gets up to fix it. Heh. Crisper. Janetty gets an amdrag and dropkick. After a weak donnybrooking attempt the faces clear the ring, leading to some more stalling in and out of the ring. Janetty ducks a shot in the SST corner and Samu hits Fatu. Another Janetty armdrag. Mantel corrects Rosenbloom, who called it a slam. "It's called an armdrag". Rosenbloom miscalling moves will go on all night, particularly with dropkicks. Both sides swap and reset. Fatu offers Rogers a handshake. He tries a kick but Rogers catches it. Double clothesline from the faces. Janetty crossbody for 2. Janetty ducks a clothesline but Samu kicks him from the apron, sending Janetty in peril. Fatu hits the crotch headbutt. Janetty gets tossed to the floor and Samu nails him with a chair. Rosenbloom is HORRIFIED a wrestler would resort to such tactics. "That's unethical!". Which is a pretty hilarious reaction because you know it's legitimate. Back in Janetty dodges a Vader bomb and gets the tag to Rogers. Dropkick. Powerslam. Rogers tries to give the SST a double noggin knocker. That goes as well as always and Rogers takes a double headbutt instead. Rogers ducks a double clothesline and hits a double DDT, followed by a double bulldog. Double dropkick. Janetty hits a plancha! While that's happening Samu hits Rogers with a TKO and that gets the pin. Crap match, but the stretch run wasn't completely terrible. 3/4*

The show encourages us to visit scoopswrestling.com and heroesofwrestling.com. I wonder what those two sites are now? I am not curious enough to actually check. After that we get footage of Steele and Sherri checking into the hotel and commentary commenting on how they've looked very couply since arriving. The video ends with Steele pulling Sherri's dress off as they get into their room! Well, guess that confirms that. We then go live to Sherri and Steele in the backstage interview area. Sherri uses her dress to direct Steele on the right direction to go to get to the ring. Wonder if Jill Biden's tried that one yet?
 
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (w/Sherri Martel) def George "The Animal" Steele in 6:37- Valentine cuts a promo in the ring to try to get some heat and is mildly more successful than Paul Adams. He says he's going to be the one leaving with Sherri after the match, telegraphing even more what's obviously coming. While Animal does some of his shimmying around Valentine hops out of the ring and stalks Sherri. Sherri gets in the ring and Steele hugs her. Then Steele bites Valentine's arm! He wants a turnbuckle pad to mount on his wall with all the other ones but the ref stops him. Mantel goes on an insane rant about putting salt and pepper on Valentine's arm and how "everything's better with a little seasoning". Now the ref is ordering Steele to take his shirt off! What? Since when is that illegal? Is this an official HOW rule? Steele starts taking his shirt off and of course Valentine attacks him when it's covering his face. He does some token stomps on Steele's knee, setting up a figure four that will never come. Sherri then chokes Steele while he can't see! Well, at least they're getting the obvious turn out of the way early. Valentine drops some elbows on Steele's head while he STILL has the shirt over his face! I know he's supposed to have the mental acuity of a coconut, but seriously, how long does it take to get a shirt off? FINALLY Steele gets the shirt off. He gets a spike from somewhere and hits Valentine with it. And he's supposed to be the face. He hands it off to Sherri. Valentine comes back with some forearms and Steele low blows him. The ref has seen all of this, by the way. But hey, made damn sure that wrestler took his shirt off. Can't have that. Now Valentine has the spike and hits Steele with it. Steele punches back and Valentine bails. Mantel gets off his headset to talk to Sherri, which also ends up going nowhere. Steele knocks Valentine down and claims the spike back. While Steele is on the floor Sherri hits him with a chair! Valentine covers and gets the pin. After the bell Steele takes Valentine out, then tosses Sherri over the top rope and chases them both to the back. Steele gets back in the ring and finally kills the buckle pad that's been staring at him all night. Valentine sneaks back in with the chair and hits Steele. Steele chases him to the back again. DUD

Commentary vamps while the ring gets cleaned up. AHHH! Feedback! That was nasty as they cut to backstage again. The guy they've got doing backstage interviews is taking his job extremely seriously.
 
2 Cold Scorpio def Julio Fantastico in 9:37- Fantasico is the odd guy out on this show, a young guy rather than a legend. He had done and would continue to do occasional jobber work in both WWF/E and WCW, and had smaller midcard runs in ECW and later TNA, all as Julio Dinero. Scorpio comes out with a replica Big Gold Belt. Closest he's ever gotten to a world title. Commentary makes no mention of it. While Scorpio is taking his time high fiveing everyone around ringside Capt. Lou Albano joins commentary for this match. He immediately starts ranting nonsensically. Basic start with some standing switches. Both guys do fancy carthweel escapes out of armwringers. Hammerlock exchange. Speed run and Fantastico hits a dropkick. "Not legdrop" Albano has to tell Rosenbloom. Scorpio gets an armdrag but Fantastico quickly reverses on the mat. More flippy counters and Scorpio dropkicks and armdrags Fantastico. Fantastico flips over in a snap mare attempt. He hits a shoulderblock and struts a little. Another combo sequence from Scorpio sends Fantastico to the floor. Dive from Scorpio that the camera almost completely missed. Back in Scorpio hits some corner chops. Fantastico tries to backdrop him over the top but Scorpio lands on the apron. Fantastico springboard dropkick! He flips over the top rope and skins the cat to show off. Plancha. Scorpio almost missed catching him. Scorpio backdrops Fantastico over the guardrail into the crowd! Fantastico's legs definitely had to have hit someone in the front row. They brawl into the crowd and the cameras completely lose them. So much for that. Back in Fantastico hits a sneaky style low blow. Half and half suplex with a bridge for 2. Scorpio gets 360 clotheslined to the floor and takes a rough bump off the apron going down. Coming back in Scorpio hits a slingshot splash for 2. He goes up to the second rope. Fantastico pushes the ref into the ropes, goes up, and bulldogs Scorpio off for 2. Scorpio spinning heel kick. Setup slam. Spinning legdrop off the second rope. Scorpio goes up top, does as much of the 450 splash as he's still capable of, and gets the pin. That's by far the best thing you'll see on this show. Unlike everyone else appearing tonight Fantastico looked like he was trying to prove something, and Scorpio was mostly willing to keep up with him. They even almost got the crowd into it. **

Rosenbloom has a press release from HOW- Albano has been named commissioner! I don't know who's more shocked, Albano or all of us that they even bothered to try to fill that role. Albano gives a speech about how he'll call it all down the middle and uphold the rule book and all the usual jazz, then pretend cries and thanks the people putting on "the greatest production of all time". Dude, you got the job already.
 
The Men From Down Under def The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff (w/Nikita Breznikoff) in 8:42- The Men From Down Under are Luke and Butch, commonly known as the Bushwhackers but we can't use that name because WWF still has the copyright on it. Dunno why they didn't just bring the Sheepherders name back. Maybe because they're still faces here instead of heels. Look at me, trying to find logic in Heroes of Wrestling decisions. A pointless task if there ever was one. Volkoff and Sheik were actually WWF tag champs together back at the very first Wrestlemania. Sheiky Baby looks like he's barely mobile just walking to the ring. I know I've already blown my one allowed political joke with one Biden dig already, but....damn he walks like presidential years Biden, like he could tip over at any moment. Volkoff does the usual Soviet national anthem singing even though the Soviet Union collapsed nearly a decade earlier. Sheik then gives us a demonstration of his traditional club swinging, which fortunately doesn't require him to walk. Rosenbloom adds failing geography to his complete lack of wrestling knowledge, calling the heel team the "Iron Curtain team" when Iran was thousands of miles away from the Iron Curtain because it's in, you know, ASIA. Also, again, the Iron Curtain fell almost 10 years before this show. Kinda funny they've got the crowd doing all this USA chanting when the face team are Kiwis. The heels do the Suzuki-Gun jump before the bell with the camera focused on Volkoff and Butch in the ring. The 'Whackers hit double clotheslines to clear the ring. THE PHONE NUMBER AD IS DOWN! Sheik gets a mic and threatens to leave. Please do, it'd save us from what's coming next. When they get back in Volkoff quickly starts pounding away on Luke. The majority of the rest of the match is Volkoff pounds on Luke, Sheik tags in, tries to do one move, then tags right back out, start over. The worst thing is as bad as Sheik looks, Volkoff is almost as bad. That's right, the Bushwhackers in 1999 are the superior in ring workers in this match. That's terrifying. Butch keeps running in for no reason to keep the ref distracted. Volkoff needs two tries at getting Luke up for a backbreaker. Rosenbloom asks if that's the bear hug. Sheik comes in and slaps on the worst camel clutch ever. To slightly strain his back and make him annoyed. Finally Luke dodges a Volkoff elbow drop with Volkoff selling it like he slipped on a banana peel and tags Butch. Butch goes on about the worst hot tag run of all time. It's almost physically painful watching this. Everyone gets in the pool and the heels double up on Butch. Volkoff gets some kind of international object and of course Sheik takes it, takes his only bump of the match, and the MFDU get the pin. You know, I was inclined to go a bit easy on this match going in. Then I watched it. There's a reason this match has gotten about as many negative stars as there are stars in the sky. I'm adding on more. MINUS FIVE STARS

We go to a video recap of Stan Lane jumping Tully Blanchard getting out of his limo. Say what you will, that's a classic Four Horsemen setup. More feedback! Gah, my ears. And I'm very sensitive to high pitched noises like that. Killing me here. We go back to the tape and slightly bleeding Tully cuts a very impassioned promo, about a quarter on Lane and the rest on all the people I'm sure he's angry at in real life, including Jim Herd and "WWF contract writers". It's honestly good stuff. Way too good for this show.
 
Tully Blanchard def Stan Lane in 7:04- Important news: the phone number is back up. This would have been a pretty good match a decade before, when Tully was in the Horsemen and teaming with Arn Anderson, and Lane was one half of my personal favorite Midnight Express combination with Bobby Eaton. Lane takes the mic, says he's an announcer for ESPN now, and shows Crisper to do it right. Amazingly Lane doesn't make fun of his name. Heh. Crisper. Lane continues his promo during Tully's entrance. Tully charges in and Lane quickly evacuates the ring. DOWN GOES THE PHONE NUMBER! They finally give up on it after this. Chase around the ring and Lane attacks Tully getting back in. Clothesline. Lane does the most ridiculous sell off a Tully elbow to the back of his neck. Hiptoss and dropkick. Slugfest on the floor. Tully gets posted. Lane chokes him with a TV cable. Tully's cut from the limo attack has opened up again. Swinging neckbreaker from Lane back in for 2. A small section of the crowd starts up a "Horsemen suck" chant. Must be modern WCW fans. Bischoff almost went out of his way to bury the Horsemen's legacy. Lane does his karate thrust to the throat and puts on a modified cobra clutch. He drops Tully on the top rope. I'm not even going into the inane stupidity commentary is wrapping itself up in right now. Lane Russian leg sweep for 2. Tully tights pulls Lane to the floor and whips him into the guardrail. Tully puts on the figure four on the floor! Lane eye rakes to get free. Back in Tully slaps on a sleeper. Lane runs him into the general vicinity of the corner. He goes for a piledriver but Tully backdrops out. Lane hits a back suplex, and they do the "all four shoulders were down but Tully got one up and Lane didn't" finish. Rosenbloom is confused as hell and thinks the ref declared that Lane did an "illegal move" to hand Tully the win. Lane attacks again after the bell. Tully suplexes him and Lane leaves. 1/4*
 
Abdullah the Butcher (w/Honest John Cheatum) and The One Man Gang double countout in 7:34- OMG does some prematch chain and chair tossing. I have no idea who this Honest John guy is, and commentary certainly doesn't. Side note on that, the Cagematch listing for this show has a link to an Honest John wrestler, but it's the wrong Honest John. Even with a manager Abby is booked as the face in this match if you can believe that. OMG jumps before the bell and goes to town on Abby with his chain. Abby gets busted open. On the floor OMG gives Abby a chairshot to the head. Back in the ring there's another long chain beatdown. Eventually Abby puts OMG down with one shot, gets a fork out and goes to town on OMG with it. Now OMG is a bloody mess. Honest John temporarily grabs a commentary headset but seems mostly concerned with making sure everyone knows he's from Paducah, KY. Abby tosses the fork into the crowd! The camera focuses on the guy that caught it and we miss Abby dropping an elbow. The fight goes to the floor and it's a quick double countout. The brawl continues as a couple of security plants take shots. I hope they're plants. With this show there's no telling. DUD

Commentary shows off a blood stained folder that got caught in the brawl when they went through commentary. If that's Abby's you might want to burn it. We then cut to "surveillance camera" footage (sadly not GTV) of Albano and Snuka catching Bob Orton cheating at poker in the casino earlier in the day.
 
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (w/Capt. Lou Albano) def "Cowboy" Bob Orton in 11:46- I was going to question the ethics of Albano managing Snuka as the new commissioner, but then Mantel asks the same question and I suddenly have no interest anymore. Rosenbloom says Albano is basically making good on his final pre-commish commitment which is a fairly good answer. Snuka looks freaking ancient. Orton's gut would also rival my own. Snuka lands some shots in the corner out of the lockup. Going the other way Snuka gets a springboard crossbody. OK, he can still pull that off. Snuka small package for 2. Orton clotheslines Snuka against the ropes. Snuka tries to go over but can't. Orton barely gets Snuka up for a suplex back in. Backdrop for 2. Orton grabs Snuka's arm and welcome to most of the rest of the match. While in the Armbar of Forever Mantel gets bitchy with Rosenbloom again, and again it sounds more legit than worked. A small section ringside gets really into a "Bob is a faggot" chant and tries to get the whole arena into it. After a minute or so of that Orton finally lets go of Snuka to have some words with them. After that Snuka finally gets the comeback started with headbutt counter to a backdrop. Orton gets draped over the top rope and crotched. Chops from Snuka. Midring collision and Orton falls on top of Snuka for 2. Snuka goes up top. Orton crotches him and climbs up, looking for his superplex finisher. Albano grabs Snuka's foot to block it. Again, faces not acting like faces. I know it's the late '90s but this is a legends show. Snuka hits a crossbody off the top, not the full Superfly Splash, and it's over. DUD

Think this show has been bad? Buddy, you ain't seen bad yet. There's two matches left on the card: Jake Roberts vs Jim Neidhart, then the main event of King Kong Bundy vs "The former" Yokozuna (a weak attempt to dodge WWF's copyright) in the "1000 pound battle". We cut to the back and a promo with Roberts. He....does not look well. He rants about casino gambling and how he'll always cheat. "You want to play 21? I've got 22. You want to play blackjack? I've got two of those too". Yup, this is that promo. One of the most legendary of all Botchamania classics. Roberts tells the camera to get a shot of Damien, then flat out YELLS at the cameraman to get back on him. When he does Roberts is literally using the interview guy to prop himself up. It should be plainly obvious to anyone at this point that Roberts is drunk as shit and is in zero condition to work a wrestling match. But this is Heroes of Wrestling. Damn the torpedoes. Get Troi on the helm, this ship isn't going to crash itself.
 
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and King Kong Bundy def Jake "The Snake" Roberts and The Former Yokozuna in 16:34- This starts out as the scheduled Anvil vs Roberts singles match. Roberts isn't even in wrestling gear. For frak's sake his boots aren't even laced up. He puts Damien in his usual corner spot, then wanders back up the ramp and out the door. Hoo boy. After a minute he comes back, sans shirt. He wanders around ringside, then in a totally disgusting moment pretty much forces a woman sitting ringside to rub his chest. That would be a guaranteed lawsuit nowadays. Finally Roberts gets in the ring and the bell rings to start the match. Anvil quickly hops out. He has to know. He gets back in and tries to give it a go with a lockup. Roberts does an atrocious armdrag. Anvil hits some shots in the corner. They try some hammerlock reversals. Roberts has just enough wherewithal to do the early DDT tease and Anvil escapes. He's not the only one. Damien is escaping his bag because drunk Roberts didn't tie it tight enough. Roberts sees that and decides the only course of action is to take him all the way out. That leads to another of the most infamous moments from this debacle, Roberts dangling Damien like Damien is his dick and pretending to jerk it off. Anvil's off on some other side of the arena while this is happening and who can blame him. Roberts then lays down in the ring with Damien on top of him and pretends to make out. We're witnessing possibly the greatest disaster in the history of professional wrestling, right here right now. Imagine how you'd feel if you actually paid money to order this show. Someone in the back finally had some sense and sends Bundy out. Anvil attacks Roberts and wraps him up in a chinlock to try to keep him from doing anything else while they figure out what the hell they're going to do. Damien is back in the bag. Roberts dodges Anvil in the corner and manages to hit the short clothesline. Bundy gets in the ring and kicks off a 2 on 1 attack. Now Yokozuna makes his way out. He takes his robe off and good lord. Yoko's ass looks like it's going to cede from the rest of his body and establish its own independent country. Of ass. The heels do a beatdown on Yoko while Roberts lays on the ring apron. Crisper gets on the mic and announces this is now a tag team match. Playa. Anvil accidentally takes Bundy out. Roberts is lying on the floor oblivious to the world. A Bundy look alike bald guy that I think is Bundy's manager has words with both Bundy and Anvil, presumably on how the hell they're going to bring this home. Anvil looks legit pissed. Roberts has managed to get himself back in the ring. He staggers around a bit and collapses. At this point I'll take it as a win that he's not pissing in the corner or something. Roberts gets back on the floor and takes chairshots in the head from both Anvil and Bundy. Probably didn't even feel it. The bald manager guy chokes Roberts. They get Roberts back in the ring. Bundy covers him multiple times and has to get back up himself because Roberts won't kick out. Finally Roberts has one more flash of awareness, fights the heels off and tags Yoko. Donnybrook time. While Anvil and Yoko fight Bundy hits Roberts with the big splash and pins him, because contractually Roberts was the only guy that could take a loss. Not even getting into the "legal guy" debate here. Bundy and Anvil get the hell out of town. Yoko holds the bald guy and practically begs Roberts to DDT him. Roberts won't, so Yoko gives him a Samoan drop instead. Roberts gets Damien out again. After putting Damien on the bald guy Roberts starts to take his pants off. Someone in the back finally calls it and the screen quickly cuts to the websites. We get one final shot of the ring with Roberts down again and end show. Disaster doesn't even begin to cover it. If something like this happened today there'd be multiple class action lawsuits. MINUS FIVE STARS

OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- I've seen the worst major company shows. I've seen the end of life AWA PPVs. I've seen the two major Herb Abrams UWF shows. But none of them are the bottom of the barrel. This one is. This is, by far and away, the single worst televised professional wrestling show anyone has ever put on, and may it remain the worst forever. I'd give it an F- but unlike other people I don't break my established system when it suits me. One final thought on commentary. Rosenbloom was awful for sure, but he had zero wrestling knowledge but was a professional and at least tried. Dirty Dutch, who didn't exactly cover himself in glory on his side of commentary either, has no such excuse.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: F

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

SWS/WWF SuperWrestle in Tokyo Dome

Legacy Review

SWS/WWF SuperWrestle in Tokyo Dome

December 12, 1991 from the Tokyo Dome

This is the last of the three joint SWS/WWF shows held in '91. Like the previous joint Tokyo Dome show the TV broadcast doesn't start until the 4th match, then highlights of the first three matches are shown later in the broadcast. I haven't exactly been enamored with what I've seen of SWS so far so that suits me just fine. Truth be told I'll be kind of happy to be done with these shows.

UWF Rules: Masakatsu Funaki def Jerry Flynn in 5:18- UWF means this is going to be a shoot style match. As such I'll keep it short. While they're swinging exploratory kicks at each other I'll point out that the ring setup is the same cross as the past joint shows have been, with the exception of the ring ropes being all black. That's a good look, WWF should think about keeping it. And sticking with it when they do. Give me all black ring ropes over all white any day. After a long mat wrestling sequence Flynn lands a kick to Funaki's head that gets the first count of the match. Funaki generally shows more control on the mat. Eventually Funaki stretches Flynn's arm behind his head and gets a tap out pretty much out of nowhere. Dull match, even for the style. 1/2*
 
Ultimo Dragon def Jerry Estrada in 10:15- This is the debut of Yoshihiro Asai's Ultimo Dragon character in Japan. He had wrestled as himself in SWS earlier in the year but had just debuted the Dragon character in CMLL the month before. Think that went on to work out well for him. Dragon's Mexican headdress is borderline ridiculous and he has to use his hand to keep it balanced and from falling off his entire entrance. Estrada is also an EMLL/CMLL guy working his first match in Japan. Estrada leaves all his flashy bandit gear on for the match. He tries a backdrop but Dragon lands on his feet. He follows that up by hiptossing Estrada. Backbreaker. Dragon swings a spinning heel kick that Estrada dodges. Another dodge and Estrada hits a lariato. Dragon flipping out of another move flummoxes Estrada again. Fancy lucha sequence and Dragon does a flying headscissors to a nice gasp from the crowd. This is a heavily papered show so I don't know how many true wrestling fans they've got in there tonight. Dragon armdrag into an armbar to let things settle in. Monkey flip from Dragon. Estrada blocks another one, but placing Dragon on the ropes only allows him to knee Estrada in the back of the head. I think Dragon tries to do the handstand in the corner but he loses his balance and tumbles out to the floor. He takes a minute to make sure everything is still attached before getting back in the ring to continue. Ugly lariato from Estrada. More speed and Dragon gets another flying headscissors. He monkey flips Estrada over the top to the floor! Dive tease but Dragon flips into the middle of the ring instead. Estrada is pissed. Back in he goes into some slow arm work. Dragon gets a leg takedown and goes into some leg work. More speed and they do some roll up counters that send Estrada to the floor again. Dragon springboard corkscrew to the floor! Back in Dragon turns his back and Estrada shotgun dropkicks him in the back to send him to the floor. Estrada cannonball off the apron. Apron suplex fight. Dragon suplexes Estrada out of the ring to the floor! ASAI MOONSAULT! THEY BOTH GO OVER THE BARRICADE INTO COMMENTARY! I don't know if that was planned but it was fantastic. Small reset in the ring. Both charge and midring collision! Dragon tries a victory roll. Estrada blocks it and rolls Dragon up. Dragon reverses that for 2. Estrada dodges a springboard moonsault and Dragon hurts his knee on the landing. Estrada follows up with....an elbow drop to the back. Ugh. Then he hooks Dragon up for a surfboard. That he can only hold for about half a second. Dragon dodges a senton off the top rope and covers for 2. Estrada blocks a hurricanrana into a powerbomb for 2. Dragon German suplex for 2. Another one. He rolls over into a modified Euro clutch, and that gets the pin! Spotty McSpotfest. The high spots mostly hit but there wasn't a whole lot of meat on the bone and the outcome was never in doubt. **1/4
 
"The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith and Ashura Hara def Haku and Yoshiaki Yatsu in 16:57- Both teams come out to the SWS representatives' music. I do like the red corner/blue corner lighting on the separate entrance platforms. After intros we have a pretty big clip to Hara chopping the hell out of Haku. I think the first 5 minutes or so were cut out. This show was broadcast on tape delay, not live. Yatsu DDTs Hara. Damn, we just got the 10 minute call. OK, more than half was clipped off. Yatsu and Hara get in a stiff chopfest. Then they start headbutting each other like a couple of drunk Klingons on a Saturday night in Quark's after a few glasses of blood wine. Yatsu flips the script with an enzuguri. Lariato from Yatsu. Hara blocks a bulldog, the running headlock, attempt. Bulldog, the wrestler, runs in and chops Yatsu to fully break it up. He tags in and hits Yatsu with a corner lariato. Hara tags in and hits a lariato, followed by a suplex for 2. Yatsu ducks a Bulldog lariato, hits a German and tags Haku. The heel team goes for a double team powerbomb but Hara breaks it up. Bulldog gets tossed out to the floor. Haku runs him into the guardrail. Shoulderbreaker from Haku back in for 2. Double headbutt from the heels. Lariato from Yatsu for 2. Piledriver. Hara breaks the pin up. Backbreaker from Haku. Another. The full trio. Again Hara breaks a pin up. Bulldog goes into dodge mode. He and Haku collide with Bulldog on top and getting a 2 count. Tag to Hara. Lariato! Suplex. Yatsu comes in to break the pin up but elbow drops Haku! Face team double tackle on Haku. Double suplex. Haku ducks a Hara lariato, but Bulldog comes from behind and Paul Smackages Haku for the pin! After the bell the heels hit a double powerbomb on Bulldog. It's hard to judge with over half the match getting cut out, but what we saw was pretty good and nicely stiff. **3/4

On TV it's now highlights time for the unworthy for broadcast first three matches. The only thing of note is a very young Minoru Suzuki muderizing his opponent in under two minutes.
 
George and Shunji Takano def The Rockers in 10:55- The Rockers are right in the middle of teasing their breakup. In fact, Janetty's famous trip through the Barber Shop window had already been taped but wouldn't be shown on TV until January. This is another JIP'd match with Janetty and George doing some mat grappling. They trade a pair of kicks before George wraps up a chinlock and tags out to his brother Shunji and his mullet. The Rockers whip out some of their classic double team offense. They seem to be working fine together so far. Shunji backdropeh suplexes Shawn and tags out. George hits a German suplex on Shawn. Janetty and George return to their mat work for a bit. George hits Janetty with a dropkick. He whips Janetty into a Shunji dropkick off the second rope. Janetty dodges in the corner but runs into a Shunji knee and gets tossed out. George whips him over the guardrail. Shawn runs in with a superkick and retrieves Janetty from the crowd. Back in Shunji hits a suplex, then George comes off the top with a big splash for 2. Janetty small packages George for 2. The Takanos keep him in peril until Janetty gets Shunji with really weak leg takedown. George gives Janetty some chops in the corner. Janetty hits a back elbow for 2. Shawn tags in and superkicks George for 2. Rockers double back elbow for 2. Another dropkick from George on Janetty, then he hits a tombstone. Another big splash off the top. Shawn runs in to break things up. George dropkicks Janetty off the top rope but Shawn is on him again. Shawn sets George up for Janetty, but Janetty's too weak from the earlier beatdown to launch himself off the ropes. Shawn gets frustrated and pushes Janetty off the ropes like he's the broken ladder at Summerslam '95. Janetty flies right into George's waiting knees! George covers and pins Janetty! After the bell Shawn yells at Janetty to "Use your head!" before the video cuts off. Very bleh match but the finish was good for the breakup angle, even though it would have been nice if dissension had been teased before the end run. *3/4
 
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (w/Sensational Sherri) def "The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich in 9:18- No ongoing feud for this all-WWF battle. In fact neither of these guys had much going on at the moment. DiBiase was in between the end of his feud with Virgil and the start of his Money Inc pairing with IRS that would quietly dominate the tag title scene for the next year plus. Tornado had fallen out of favor with management due to his personal issues and was floating around midcard hell. In a rare move entrances are clipped but the match is full. I'll take that tradeoff if we have to cut something. Commentary has a big laugh about something during the opening lockup. DiBiase gets some shots in on a rope break. Speed run and Tornado gets the Claw on! DiBiase quickly escapes to the floor. Back in DiBiase quickly takes control again. He tries a sunset flip, but that only puts him in a spot for Tornado to get the Claw on again! Another DiBiase escape. Again DiBiase outwrestles Tornado back in. Speed run and Tornado gets a hiptoss, then works a headlock. Sherri has not shut up the whole match and we can hear it all thanks to the deadness of the crowd and the Dome's acoustics. DiBiase hits some shots in the corner and back elbows Tornado after a whip reversal. He tosses Tornado out to the floor, then tosses him into the commentary area that's been a target all these SWS shows. DiBiase grabs a chair and gives Tornado a couple of shots with it. Tornado tries to fight back so DiBiase gives him a shot on the table. Don't worry, it's early '90s Japan, the table won't break. Sherri finally gets her mandatory shot in. Lariato from Dibiase back in. Fist drop for 2. Suplex for 2. Tornado dodges the blind elbow off the second rope. You'd think DiBiase would stop trying that, he always misses. Lariato from Tornado. Suplex. Discus punch! DiBiase blocks the Claw! Sherri gets up on the apron. Off-hand Claw on Sherri! DiBiase gives Tornado a shot from behind, DDTs him, and gets the pin. Decentish. **
 
Inaugural SWS Junior Heavyweight Championship: Naoki Sano def "The Model" Rick Martel in 7:29- Over a year into its existence SWS is finally starting up its first championship. And it's not even a heavyweight title. They had relied on faction warfare and international stars to sell their shows and, well, we see how that turned out for them. There was supposedly a tournament held with this being the final but there's no evidence it actually took place. Must have been in Rio. Sano was a former IWGP junior champ so he fit the bill here. Martel, less so. This title is listed as "SWS & WWF Authorized" by SWS but I highly doubt WWF ever intended to do anything with it. On a related amusing note the original WWF Light Heavyweight belt was still floating around companies in Japan in this period. Sano almost takes a tumble coming down the stairs from his entrance platform. They present the belt before the match and it looks more like a boxing belt than a wrestling one. I assume the American chap holding his half of the belt is from WWF but I can't place him. Code of Honor handshake before the bell. Martel is always a babyface in Japan from his AWA days. After a quick leg takedown Martel gives us the cartwheel. Spiffy headlock/headscissors exchange and stalemate. Speed run and Martel hits a dropkick. Sano kips up to make a statement. After some dodges in the corner Martel rolls Sano up for 2. Martel ducks a lariato, brags, then gets hit with a lariato that sends him to the floor. Sano senton off the top rope to the floor! Man this crowd is dead dead dead. Even worse than the last Dome show. Undertaker needs to come out and bodybag them all, that's how dead it is. Back in Sano hits an enzuguri for 2. Martel slaps on a headlock. Sano uses that to hit a kneebreaker. Or tries. He completely misses but Martel sells it anyway. Spinning toe hold from Sano. Martel pushes out, sending Sano out to the floor. He runs Sano's back into the post, then suplexes Sano back in for 2. Martel starts going into his usual back work to set up for the Boston crab. Gutwrench suplex. Backbreaker. Martel goes up top. Sano pops up with a lariatoish shot to send him tumbling out to the floor! Sano dive! Not sure if that was intended to be a tope con hilo or maybe a sunset bomb, he flipped over and just about rammed heads with Martel while he was upside down. Back in Sano flips over Martel in the corner, hits a German suplex, and that gets the pin! It looks like Sano hurt his leg for real on that almost disastrous dive, don't know if they cut short because of that or not. Sano is presented with a usual big Tokyo Dome match winning trophy and the belt. Another very meh match. They didn't get enough time to really dig into it. Not the best way to finally introduce your first title. Sano would be the only man to hold this title before SWS folded. **1/4
 
Yoshiaki Fujiwara def Ishinriki (w/KY Wakamatsu) in 11:12- Fujiwara is another shoot style wrestler that had a long career in New Japan, but a career that included rocky relationships with many of the top guys in the promotion, particularly Inoki and Riki Choshu, and he had recently been fired from there. He's working as a freelancer all over the place at this point. I've listened to enough Japanese commentary to know they mention New Japan on his entrance (Shin Nihon). I mentioned Ishinriki looking like a comedy wrestler his previous appearance. Turns out he's a former sumo (lighter weight class) that was trying to transition to wrestling. He had a pretty classic happy babyface personality that got the crowd easily behind him. Since this is another shoot style match we'll keep it brief. On the first rope break Fujiwara gives Ishinriki a nice little head pat, mussing up his hair. Ishinriki makes sure to fix it before getting going again. Ishinriki shows a lot of fire throwing hands and that gets the crowd as fired up as they have been the whole show. Fujiwara plants a headbutt right on Ishinriki's jaw. They start in with the exploratory kicks. A Fujiwara kicks catches Ishinriki in the face and he tumbles out to the floor. Fujiwara gets a laugh teasing a dive. Back in an Ishinriki dropkick is completely no sold. He fires up with more wild open hand slaps on Fujiwara. Straight open hand slaps seem to only piss Fujiwara off. Ishinriki hooks up for a suplex. Fujiwara counters into an armbar! Ishinriki gets a quick rope break. During a standing grapple Ishinriki catches Fujiwara with a shot across the jaw. He does an enzuguri, but it looks like Fujiwara doesn't even notice it's happening. These guys aren't just not on the same page, they're reading completely different books. Fujiwara starts letting some kicks loose. Ishinriki grabs one and takes Fujiwara down. He stomps right on Fujiwara's head! Starting to wonder if this isn't turning into another Earthquake/Koji Kitao situation, just with more professionalism. Ishinriki goes to the top rope but Fujiwara casually strides away from him to a decent crowd cheer. Cautious knucklelock into a test of strength and leverage fight. Feels like there's been a mental reset here for both guys, reigning things back in before it gets completely out of control. Another long series of stalemate grappling follows. Ishinriki gets a takedown and gives Fujiwara some kicks in the back. After a corner break Ishinriki goes nuts with a headbutt and open hand strikes again. Fujiwara responds with a quick takedown. He wraps one of Ishinriki's arms up with his legs and gets a submission. They handshake and hug after the bell so I guess things weren't so bad in there after all. Despite the very different styles and gameplans this came together into something fairly watchable. **3/4
 
WWF Tag Team Championship: The Road Warriors (c) def The Natural Disasters (w/Jimmy Hart) in 9:15- This was the big tag title feud happening on regular WWF TV at the time. They were building to a PPV title match at the Royal Rumble. Like the last Dome show the LOD are going by the Road Warriors in Japan. They even come out to Iron Man. Staring and shoving before the bell leads to a hot start. The fight immediately goes out to the floor, Animal vs Quake and Hawk vs Typhoon. Animal gives Quake a chairshot. Pissed off Quake tears apart one of the ringside tables and nails Animal! He tries to give Animal a chairshot but Animal blocks it, takes the chair and nails Quake again. Everything calms down and we reset in the ring with Hawk and Typhoon. Lockup stalemates. Animal press slams Hawk into Typhoon! Typhoon catches him! Animal dropkicks Hawk's back and Typhoon goes down. Quake runs in and gives Animal another stiff shot in the back. Animal dodges a double team and Quake tackles Typhoon. Then Hawk tackles both off the top rope. Another reset staredown. Both sides swap. Quake wants to go sumo with Animal! Animal goes for it. Collision with no one moving. They try again. Another stalemate. Quake comes off the ropes and runs Animal over. Animal ducks a lariato and gives Quake a flying tackle. Double clothesline! Quake powers out of a Hawk headlock and that seems to stun Hawk. Typhoon catches Hawk leaping again and backbreakers him. Quake tags in and also hits a backbreaker. Hawk gets tossed out to the floor. Quake slams him on a ringside table! And it almost breaks! Typhoon continues the assault on Hawk's back. Canadian backbreaker! Hawk gets a boot up in the corner, hits an elbow off the second rope and tags. The Disasters cut off Animal's hot tag flurry, until Animal double flying tackles them. Animal whips Typhoon into the corner. Quake reverses and whips Animal into Typhoon. Quake charges in to squash him, but Animal moves and Quake nails Typhoon instead. EVERYONE IN THE POOL! LOD double slam and double dropkick Quake. Double back suplex on Typhoon! Hart gets on the apron. He gets press slammed down into Quake! Animal gets Typhoon up for the Doomsday Device! It hits and it's over! Good stuff. These two teams knew how to get the most out of each other, which we'd see again at the Rumble. ***
 
Hulk Hogan def Genichiro Tenryu in 13:57- In many ways this is the main event of the entire series of joint shows. Hogan is just coming off the pair of WWF Championship matches with the Undertaker that were both interfered in by Ric Flair and ultimately led to the title being vacated and put up for grabs in the Royal Rumble for Flair to win. Tenryu is the only guy on the SWS roster that could realistically be considered anything close to a tippy top guy. All the rest were midcarders at best. Tenryu gets a crazy super special entrance that probably blew half of SWS's budget. Code of Honor handshake after the bell. Hogan immediately gets a Japan only arm takedown out of the lockup. Tenryu counters to wrap up Hogan's legs. Rope break reset and both guys are very cautious. Hogan drop toe holds out of a knucklelock and half nelsons Tenryu on the mat, trying to roll him over for a pin. Full on Japan Hogan so far. Tenryu gets his first chop in the corner and Hogan quickly backs off. Another lockup and Hogan gets a waistlock takedown. Tenryu is up with another big chop, almost more to get in Hogan's head than really hurt him. Lockup and Hogan does another one of his classic Japan takedown sequences. It's a Japan Hogan greatest hits night for sure. Standing rope break and Hogan shoves Tenryu away. Another long stretch of cautious pawing and Hogan takes an open hand swing. It doesn't connect much but Tenryu is annoyed. It breaks down into a slugfest! Tenryu ducks a Hogan lariato, blocks a big boot, gets a leg takedown and wraps up a legbar! Great sequence. Hogan quickly rolls into the ropes and ends up on the floor, shaking his knee off. Back in Hogan gives Tenryu a couple of elbows and hits the big boot for 2. Corner lariato from Hogan. Boston crab! Tenryu is too close to the ropes and gets an easy break. Hogan dodges a Tenryu roll that I'm not sure what it was supposed to be. High running knee from Hogan, but he hurt his tweaked knee again doing that. Enzuguri from Tenryu! Hogan falls to the floor again. Tenryu gets a chair and nails Hogan in the bad knee! That actually gets him a bit of heat from the home crowd. Corner lariato from Tenryu. Another enzuguri for 2. Drop toe hold and Tenryu works on the bad knee some more. Hogan hits back elbows to get free. Tenryu kicks him right in the face! Powerbomb! Hogan kicks out! Hogan slugs back and hits a slam. Legdrop! Tenryu kicks out! Each kicked out of finishers, check. Axe bomber! Tenryu kicks out again! Tenryu blocks another big boot. Hogan hits an enzuguri! But Tenryu falls on Hogan's legs and wraps them up again. Hogan won't give up so Tenryu gets up and kicks him in the face again. More chops. They both hit the ropes and both charge in for lariatos. Hogan wins that exchange. He drops a couple of elbows. Another legdrop! Tenryu kicks out again! The crowd is almost starting to sound into it now. Still nowhere near your typical New Japan Dome crowd though. Another enzuguri from Hogan. Lariato. Axe bomber! Hogan finally puts Tenryu down for 3! Everyone hugs it out after. That's how you save a damn show. ***3/4

A few notes on the future before wrapping up. SWS bowed to the inevitable and folded in June of '92, a few months shy of two full years in existence. Though there would be no more joint shows after this one WWF talent would continue to quietly come over and work some SWS tours. Almost immediately after SWS ended Tenryu gave the startup thing another try with another new promotion- WAR (originally Wrestling and Romance, then Wrestle Association R). WAR would last until 2000 and have several interpromotional feuds, including a fairly big one with New Japan. WWF also continued working with Tenryu and WAR for a couple more years but not to the extent they did with SWS. When that pipeline fully dried up in '94 it left the WCW/New Japan partnership as the only cross-Pacific wrestling relationship for many years.

OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- Pretty dreadful until the main event. Hogan and Tenryu is definitely worth checking out, especially if you want a good look at the pure wrestling style Hogan would work in Japan.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: D+

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

SWS/WWF Wrestle Dream in Kobe

Legacy Review

SWS/WWF Wrestle Dream in Kobe

April 1, 1991 from World Hall in Kobe

I couldn't say one way or the other if Tony Khan took the name for AEW's WrestleDream PPV from this show. It might be more accurate to call this an Abridged Legacy Review. So, a couple of days after their joint show in the Tokyo Dome WWF and SWS held another show out in Kobe. Not all the WWF guys that were on the Dome show made this trip however. Only the last four of the 11 matches on this card involved WWF wrestlers and, if the previous show is anything to go by, I'm not hugely interested in that much SWS so you'll forgive me if I only do those four WWF involved matches.

 
"Earthquake" John Tenta def Koji Kiato by DQ in 7:19- Two days ago these two former sumo had a match in the Tokyo Dome and the way they interacted it really looked like there were some personal issues that were being created out there. Hopefully they can put it behind them and get through this match, especially with Kitao's long documented history of attitude problems. I know this was already booked and advertised before the Dome show, but invoking the "card subject to change" clause here might not be the worst idea. Right away Quake grabs and cranks on Kitao, being very slow on a rope break. Cautious knucklelock into a test of strength. Quake headbutts Kitao in the chest to break that up. Go behind waistlock from Quake. Kitao tries to get free but Quake doesn't seem interested, instead tossing Kitao down to the mat. Oh Kitao's pissed now. He goes out, pushes aside everything on the timekeeper's table, picks it up and tosses it at the ring. Very 6 month old tossing their toys out of the crib energy there. Another knucklelock back in. Kitao tries to work that into an arm hold, but Quake again has zero interest and instead slaps at Kitao's face, forcing Kitao to break and step back. Another attempt at a lockup and some words are exchanged. Kitao just stands there staring at Quake. Another failed lockup attempt. Kitao tries a kick. Quake blocks it and again takes some legit real fighting swings at Kitao. They end up in the corner and the ref goes down trying to break it up. More standing and staring. Kitao looks like he's gearing up for a shot in Quake's eyes. Quake cuts him off with a kick. Again Quake's got some words and he does not look happy at all. More staring and not much else. Kitao swings a kick that Quake brushes off. Kitao backs down and says something. Quake has a lot to say in return. Kitao kicks the ref! And not a worked kick either, that was legit. The bell rings for a DQ. And that's where the official TV video of this ends. Fortunately, we have a hand camcorder recording to have video evidence of the rest of the story. After the bell rings Kitao strolls out of the ring and takes the mic from the ring announcer. He says something to the equivalent of "You're just a monkey in the circus of pro wrestling" at Quake, then declares that he'll "not lose to you again" and that Quake couldn't beat him if it was real. The SWS ring attendants quickly drag him away before he can embarrass himself, the company or the sport any more. In an era where kayfabe was still hanging on, this got huge media attention in Japan. SWS held a press conference the next week to disavow everything Kitao said, then declared Kitao had been fired, giving him the full being fired hat trick (sumo, New Japan, now SWS). As a wrestling match there's no way you can evaluate this disaster. As a spectacle though, it's pretty much must see just for the awkwardness and real tension. NR

"Card subject to change". Just saying.
 
George Takano def Bret "Hitman" Hart in 11:43- This is right before Bret's big singles breakout so I don't know how seriously he'd be taken as a singles wrestler in Japan at this time. Takano's music sounds like something out of ToeJam and Earl. Which hadn't quite come out yet. One of the few Genesis games I can reference, I am and have always been a classic Nintendo guy through and through. I mocked Takano's silly entrance gear enough the last review, I'll leave it alone this time. Basic lockup rope break start. Takano gets the first takedown. Bret goes to an eye rake, hits a punch, and tosses Takano out. WWF guys heeling it up in Japan again. I approve. Bret follows, gives Takano a couple of guardrail shots and slams him on the floor. Elbow to the back of the head and inverted atomic drop back in. Takano reverses a corner whip. BRET BUMP! Tombstone from Takano! Bret kicks out. Enzuguri from Takano for 2. He hooks on a half crab into an STF. He gives up on that pretty quick and works on Bret's arm a bit. Bret tries to slam out of an armbar but Takano rolls and hangs on. Crossbody from Takano for 2. Snap mare into a headscissors. In an armbreaker Bret shouts "Are you deaf, I said no!" again like he did at the 1990 Dome show. Bret comes back up with European uppercuts. Speed run and Bret catches Takano leapfrogging and inverted atomic drops him again. Backbreaker. Gut stomp. Takano gets tossed out again. Bret hits an elbow drop off the apron, then drops Takano on the guardrail. Back in Bret hooks on a Boston crab. Takano uses push ups to get out. Suplex from Bret for 2. Russian leg sweep for 2. Takano dodges the elbow off the second rope. Kick combo from Takano. Double underhook suplex for 2. Small package for 2. Suplex from Takano. Bret eye rakes again to get the edge back. Back suplex. Bret roll up for 2. Takano comes back with a dropkick. Running spinning heel kick. Takano goes up top. Big splash! That gets the pin. Eh. Nothing special. Bret didn't carry Takano as good as Savage did the previous show. Like his match with Tiger Mask, Bret didn't seem like he fully had his heart in it. **1/4
 
Genichiro Tenryu def "Macho Man" Randy Savage in 8:03- This is a rematch from the April '90 joint WWF/All Japan (and somewhat New Japan) show in the Tokyo Dome, won by Tenryu in a fantastic match. Savage is wearing his Wrestlemania 7 gear. You know, where he lost a career ending match. Don't tell anyone in the US. Tenryu CHARGES in and tosses his jacket at Savage! Savage takes his jacket off and tosses it down on Tenryu. Tenryu charges in the ring and Savage hops over the top on the other side to bail. The bell rings as Savage gets back in. Savage yells that he's been waiting a long time at Tenryu, then promptly does some more heel Savage stalling. Very rough lockup. Savage goes down in the corner and bails again. He threatens to toss a chair in the ring but doesn't. Another rough lockup back in. Savage slaps Tenryu! Then hides behind Hebner. Savage uses that to attack, tossing Tenryu out. They're quickly back in and Tenryu hits a lariato for 2. Savage goes out again and has some words with the crowd. Another lockup. Savage eye rakes and tosses Tenryu over the top rope. Double ax handle off the top to the floor! Tenryu ends up on the commentary table and Savage pounds away on him there. Chokes from Savage back in. Elbow to the throat from the floor. He goes up top. Tenryu slowly rolls in position. Flying elbow! Savage plays to the crowd before covering and Tenryu kicks out. Savage stays on the attack. Tenryu tries to chop back, putting Savage down with just one, but Savage stays on him. Another big Tenryu chop finally switches the momentum. Savage gets a boot up in the corner. He puts his head down for a backdrop. Tenryu counters into his signature powerbomb! Savage kicks out. Enzuguri! Setup slam. Tenryu goes up top. Reverse elbow drop! A second! Savage kicks out again! More chops from Tenryu. Savage eye rakes to turn things around. Tenryu takes some weird corner bumps off whips that it sounds like the crowd laughs at. Not sure what that was. Tenryu tries a rope assisted back suplex but Savage falls on top of him. Another Savage flying elbow! And another! Tenryu kicks out! Savage tosses Tenryu out again. Another double ax handle off the top to the floor. Back in Savage drops Tenryu over the top rope in a very ugly way. This thing is kind of coming apart at the seams. Front enzuguri from Tenryu. Savage dodges a lariato. Tenryu goes for the powerbomb. Savage backdrops out. Tenryu rolls around, hits the powerbomb, and that's it. They got even less time than their too short Tokyo Dome match so it was never going to be as good, but this one started out very well then fell apart a bit in the second half for some reason. **3/4
 
WWF Championship: Hulk Hogan (c) def Yoshiaki Yatsu in 7:54- Yatsu is part of SWS's Geki Dojo heel stable. He wouldn't have been my first choice in this slot, but needs must and all that. SWS didn't have a lot of options. This is Hogan's first title defense since winning the belt back at Wrestlemania 7. Yatsu has some ToeJam and Earl ripoff music going too. Oh man, Hogan looks checked out before he even gets in the ring. Not good. Total opposite of the recent Dome show too. Hogan does the big power out of a headlock. Standing switches and Hogan gets a takedown. He goes into Japan wrestling mode and grinds on Yatsu on the mat. Yatsu tries to counter an arm wringer but Hogan quickly drop toe holds him back down. Yatsu reverses on the mat and cranks Hogan's arm. Hogan has a bit of difficulty doing his standing arm takedown counter and we have a rope break. Yatsu grabs a full nelson. Hogan counters into a top wristlock. They get fully twisted up on the mat, Hogan holding the wristlock while in a Yatsu headscissors. Hogan powers out of that into a Boston crab. Yatsu gets a rope break. He tries a dropkick but Hogan swats it away. Hammerlock takedown from Hogan. He's really getting into the Japan wrestling playbook, which I appreciate. Another reset and Hogan's bleeding a bit. Might have broken the cut from the wild Dome main event back open. Headbutts from Yatsu. Hogan hits a back suplex for 2. Small package for 2. Yatsu hits some forearms in the corner. Flying forearm! Hogan must have gotten caught for real there, he keeps checking his nose to see if it's bleeding. He doesn't even seem to notice the shots Yatsu is giving his knee in the ropes. Yatsu counters a backdrop with a headbutt. Bulldog from Yatsu for 2. Boot up in the corner from Hogan. Yatsu rolls under a lariato and hits a powerslam for 2. He comes off the top rope with a flying kick. Hogan looks like he's dodging but then takes a foot straight in the face. Think he's had enough. Hogan positions Yatsu, hits a lariato, and pins him. The mat wrestling first half of the match wasn't too bad, but when they got out of that it fell to pieces with a total lack of communication or chemistry or, frankly, give a shit from Hogan. *1/2

Since this is a partial show review I won't do a full wrap up or grade, but there's nothing here worth going out of your way to check out other than the legendary Earthquake/Kitao debacle.

Monday, July 1, 2024

SWS/WWF Wrestlefest in Tokyo Dome

Legacy Review

SWS/WWF Wrestlefest in Tokyo Dome

March 30, 1991 from the Tokyo Dome

For the second straight year WWF is participating in a joint show in the Tokyo Dome just a week after Wrestlemania (7 in this case). Last year it was with All Japan and New Japan. This year, it's with the relatively new promotion SWS (Super World of Sports). Just a few weeks after that joint Dome show last year, All Japan star Genichiro Tenryu was lured away by, of all things, a sunglasses company. Together they decided to build a new ground up wrestling promotion. To say it was tough sledding is an understatement. They lured away a decent number of talent from All Japan and New Japan, but it was mostly midcarders, has beens, never weres and never would bes. In a precursor to what you see in many Japanese promotions today, including New Japan, the entire roster was split up into factions. There were three: Revolution, led by Tenryu and comprising ex-All Japan wrestlers; Palaestra, former New Japan talent led by George Takano; and their heel faction Geki Dojo led by longtime manager KY Wakamatsu, who worked in Stampede for a time. One of their many odd choices was that they would not have any titles. SWS never had a top heavyweight title and the ones they did have, a junior heavyweight title and tag team titles, wouldn't come around until late '91 and early '92. Another odd choice was instead of focusing on home Japanese wrestlers, they relied on US partnerships to help carry matches and feuds throughout the company's short history. Enter the WWF. WWF and SWS worked as full partners for the entire time SWS was in business, but Vince being Vince it was kept almost completely away from American audiences. It's not just the joint shows either, WWF wrestlers would work entire tours with SWS. This is the first of three fully joint shows the two companies held in '91. The second was only two days after this in Kobe, and the last would be a return to the Tokyo Dome in December. Incidentally, this show is also taking place just a week after New Japan and WCW held their first joint show in the Dome. That can't have helped ticket sales.

Normally I like providing a lot of background information on wrestlers potentially unfamiliar to readers, and myself in some cases for Japanese wrestlers, but given the overall state of the SWS roster and the fact most of these guys didn't really make much of a dent anywhere, you'll forgive me if I don't dwell as much on that as usual and focus on just the top SWS wrestlers and the WWF guys.

Gotta say, the intro with lasers coming out of Ultimate Warrior's eyes is great in an insane way. I want to say that's ripped from the intro of one of the regular WWF weekly shows at the time but I can't remember for sure. Oh, and the name of the TV station broadcasting this? WOWOW. Wow. They're still around today too. The live broadcast actually starts with match #4, the first three matches were shown later on replay during intermission. As usual for review purposes I'll stick with the order the matches actually happened.

Apollo Sugawara, Masao Orihara, Samson Fuyuki and Tatsumi Kitahara def Don Arakawa, Fumihiro Nikura, Goro Tsurumi and Kenichi Oya in 5:37- Curtain jerking 8 man tag, barely 5 minutes, 8 guys I don't know. Sorry folks, not bothering much with this one. The broadcast version is even clipped. This does give us a first look at the ring setup, which is again another neat mix. The ropes are WWF red white and blue but are physically covered cable ropes again. WWF light blue ring mat. Blue and red ring posts again. The coolest thing might be two corners have WWF turnbuckle pads while the other two have SWS ones. During the big end match scrum a crossbody off the top ends it at barely 2 minutes shown. NR
 
Kendo Nagasaki (w/KY Wakamatsu) def "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan in 2:49- Nagasaki had just returned to Japan after working various US territories for about 15 years, including a short run in WCW as part of the J-Tex Corporation as The Dragonmaster. This match is also JIP'd with Duggan and Nagasaki slugging away at each other. Nagasaki tries to throw Duggan over the top but Duggan doesn't go over. Duggan shows him how to do it right. Lots of lethargy and sloppiness going on in this one. Now Duggan has to physically place Nagasaki in the right spot to 360 clothesline him over. They are not communicating well at all. Nagasaki gets a boot up in the corner, kicks Duggan in the face, and covers for the pin with about half of the less than 3 minute match clipped. I highly doubt what wasn't shown was any better though. 1/4*
 
Demolition def Shinichi Nakano and Shunji Takano in 5:22- I've come across Takano before, working under a mask in AWA as Super Ninja. Kind of crazy they paired up two guys with such similar names. Or maybe it's because of it. This is the inferior Smash and Crush version of Demolition working one of their final matches before being disbanded and moving on, Smash to Repo Man and Crush to......well, Crush. But a different Crush. Full intros for this one so this should be our first full match. The Demos do the Suzuki-Gun jump before the bell. Crush gets hiptossed by I think Takano after things settle, then Takano hits a sloppy lariato. Dropkick off the second rope. Crush comes back with his own lariato. The Demos do their double team beat down and Smash hits a back suplex. Springboard crossbody from Takano. Nakano comes in with an enziguri. Crush presses Nakano. Backbreaker from Smash. Crush lariato. Bear hug time from Crush, then he drops Nakano in their corner. Nakano tries to chop back on Smash and it's completely no sold, even when he tries to take all of Smash's bondage straps off. Crush barely gets off the top rope for a double ax handle. Smash flips Nakano over into Crush's waiting arms, but Crush has a hard time hanging on. He drops Nakano with what was supposed to be a powerbomb but would have driven Nakano down right on his head if Crush hadn't realized and put his legs under to protect him. Takano comes in to break the pin up and we're DONNYBROOKING. Smash hot shots Nakano as Crush hits Takano with a chair. Decapitation Device on Nakano and it's over. Not much happening here and it was pretty much a squash match. 1/2*

Leading into the next match: I'm sure most everyone is familiar with the story of the phantom WWF tag title change in 1990. The Rockers were scheduled to defeat the Hart Foundation for the tag titles in a rare face vs face battle on a Saturday Night's Main Event. The match and title change was taped, and the Rockers even defended the titles on a few house shows. But, during the title change match the top rope broke. They worked around it, and the match could easily still have been edited to work on TV, but Vince decided to trash the whole thing and gave the belts back to the Harts like nothing happened. The Harts kept them until WM 7, where they dropped them to the Nasty Boys in a major upset.
 
The Hart Foundation def The Rockers in 14:40- This is one of the Harts' final matches as a team before Bret finally went on his long delayed singles run. I'm not digging around to check for sure, but I'm pretty certain this match was released on one of the early WWE DVD compilation sets, I'm thinking Shawn's. Even the all WWF matches are cool to see in the Dome with a Japanese crowd. I've been advocating for years for WWE to have a televised show in Korakuen Hall. Talk about a potentially bonkers crowd. Bret and Janetty start. After a lockup they hit the jets with Janetty sliding under Bret, Bret blocking a roll up, Bret gets a hiptoss, Janetty kicks back up, and stalemate. Arm wringer tradeoff. Shawn blind tags in and the Rockers give Bret the double hiptoss/double elbow drop combo. Anvil runs in and double clotheslines the Rockers! Then Hebner lets Anvil stay in without a proper tag. Anvil/Shawn shoulderblock standoff with Anvil giving us a laugh. Anvil catches Shawn leaping and goes to slam him, but Shawn rolls him over into a cover for 2. Shawn tries to slam Anvil. No dice. Anvil scoops, but Shawn rolls him up for 2. The Rockers quick tag on Anvil working on his arm. Anvil puts his head down and runs Janetty over, with Janetty flying all the way out of the ring! Back in Janetty goes into dodge mode and gets a drop toe hold into a front facelock. Rockers double superkick for 2. Lots of 2 counts. Quick fire covers. Anvil gets out of a Shawn armbar by slamming him and tags. Shawn dodges a Bret elbow drop. Another speed run. Bret catches Shawn leapfrogging, gives him an inverted atomic drop, then lariatos him down. Gut stomp. More speed with Shawn/Anvil and Bret kicks Shawn in the back from the apron! OK, Harts are our heels for the night. Makes sense. Bret drops a legdrop on Shawn. Backbreaker. European uppercuts. Shawn grabs an arm and gets a backslide for 2. HUGE Shawn air on a backdrop from Anvil. Bear hug. Shawn bell rings out. Corner ship and Shawn does the flip to the floor! Bret hops down and gives him a shot before Janetty runs him off. Back in Shawn flips out of a Bret slam and slams Bret. Bret is still up first with an elbow drop right into Shawn's forehead. The Harts do the whipped corner shoulderblock for 2. Shawn continues in peril. He reverses a corner whip to send Bret hard into the buckles with a .5 Bret bump but Bret cuts the tag off. Shawn dodges the Anvil slingshot splash. He goes for the wrong corner and Anvil is able to cut him off again. Shawn sunset flip on Bret for 2. Bret tosses him out to the floor. While Bret distracts Hebner Anvil runs Shawn's back into the apron and throws him back in. There is one very loud American fan in the crowd that's shouting for Bret the whole match nonstop and it's getting really annoying. What there is of the rest of the Dome crowd needs to step it up and drown him out. Another corner whip reversal from Shawn but Bret gets a boot up with a great Shawn flop sell. Bret goes for the elbow off the second rope but Shawn dodges. Tag to Janetty! Flying back elbow. Gut punch and kneelift. Superkick! Cover for 2. Janetty dodges Bret in the corner and rolls him up for 2. Hiptoss block into a backslide for 2. Bret dodges in the corner and Janetty flies over the top to the floor! Janetty does a nice slide under Anvil in the ring and gets a tag. Speed run, both Shawn and Anvil leap into each other! Goes without saying Anvil won that. Back elbow from Shawn. Shawn tries a springboard crossbody. Anvil catches him, but Shawn works him down for 2. Shawn crossbody off the top on Bret, but Bret rolls through it and gets the pin! As good as you'd expect from these teams. In fact it kind of feels like their floor match. Also an early indication that this is a pretty weak Tokyo Dome crowd. ***1/2
 
"Earthquake" John Tenta def Koji Kitao in 6:10- Kitao was a former sumo yokozuna that was fired for underperforming and being a dick, then he was signed by New Japan to wrestle and lasted a whole two months there before getting fired for being a dick. Tenryu decided to give him one more chance in SWS. Quake also spent a short time as a sumo before getting into pro wrestling, so this is a logical and much hyped showdown. Quake worked in All Japan before going to WWF which is why he's using his real name in Japan. He gets a nice pop on his entrance. Very cautious start. Lockup and Quake cranks a headlock. Shoulderblock standoff. Same spot in reverse and another no one moves collision. Then Kitao runs Quake over with a lariato! High knee and Quake has some serious snot issues happening. Another Kitao charge but Quake puts a boot up and takes him out with a lariato. Quake hits a couple of headbutts. Kitao decides he's sold enough and starts hitting forearms. Slugfest. Kitao charges again. Quake dodges him but Kitao awkwardly stops on the ropes and they both lose their place for a second. Cautious knucklelock into a test of strength. Kitao hits a couple of kicks to break that up. Another Kitao lariato that catches Quake on the side of the head. He goes for another but Quake sidesteps him in a way that looked more real than performing. Reset lockup. Quake makes a show of a clean break but then headbutts Kitao. Back elbow from Quake. Kitao gives Quake some shots in the back to break up a bear hug. Quake runs his ass over with a huge stiff lariato! Then follows up with his own clubbing blows to the back. I think Kitao's pissed the big guy off for real for some reason. Quake makes a big deal out of positioning Kitao in the right spot then drops him with a leaping kick. Kitao hits a couple of forearms and another high knee. Backdropeh suplex! Quake kicks out! More chest kicks from Kitao. Quake blocks one and scoops him up. Powerslam! Elbow drop. Here come the tremors. Quake splash! It's over. There were definitely some real personal issues during this match, and that would boil over in Kobe for everyone to see. 3/4*
 
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Haku def Takashi Ishikawa and The Great Kabuki in 15:16- Kabuki was one of the most high profile signings SWS managed to get though he was too far into the twilight of his career to be any real help. Haku's color coordinated jacket with DiBiase's is a nice touch. Ishikawa and DiBiase start. Basic start with Ishikawa getting the first shoulderblock. DiBiase scoops and slams Ishikawa out of a lockup. Drop toe hold by Ishikawa. DiBiase counters into a hammerlock. Haku tags in and Ishikawa backs the hell off. Looked like a genuine backstage reaction to Haku moving into your space. Survival instinct. Kabuki tags in. Big shoulderblock from Haku putting Kabuki down. Hook kick. DiBiase double ax handle off the second rope to the back. Kabuki hits some shots in the corner. DiBiase gets a boot up on the other end. Loud Bret Hart guy is shouting for DiBiase now, fortunately not quite as bad as before. Suplex from DiBiase for 2. Dropkick from Haku for 2. Gutwrench suplex for 2. During a chinlock loud American guy shouts "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". Where is the rest of the crowd at? Kabuki does an awful "duck" of Haku's lariato and lays in some shots. Ishikawa comes in and gets in a chopfest with Haku. Some nice stiff shots going on there. Ishikawa looks like he's hooking on a Scorpion, but instead it's a modified figure four. Haku sloooooooowly drags Ishikawa over and gets a tag. Ishikawa is all over DiBiase as soon as he gets in. While DiBiase is getting worked over we get a shot of Greg Valentine ringside in street clothes. While in a chinlock DiBiase wrestles Ishikawa into his corner and tags. Double back elbow on Ishikawa. Ishikawa dodges a Haku diving headbutt and tags. Haku and Kabuki get into a contest on who can no sell more. Haku wins, or loses, when he puts Kabuki down with a headbutt. Piledriver from Haku for 2. Elbow off the second rope and suplex from DiBiase for 2. DiBiase gets frustrated and tosses Kabuki out to the floor. He gets a chair and hits Kabuki with it! Then lays Kabuki out on one of the ringside tables! Haku hits an inverted atomic drop and gut stomp. Backbreaker for 2. Lariato from DiBiase for 2. Kabuki blocks another suplex and hits his own. DiBiase tags and Haku cuts Kabuki off. Back elbow for 2. Legdrop for 2. Kabuki dodges a Haku diving headbutt off the second rope. Tags on both sides. Ishikawa goes hot tag run on DiBiase. Now he puts the full Scorpion on. Haku quickly breaks it up with a superkick. DONNYBROOK! Haku dumps Kabuki over the top to the floor. Ishikawa runs into a superkick! Back suplex from DiBiase, and that gets the pin. It started dull, threatened to get interesting in the middle, then ended fairly dull with a decent closing stretch. *1/2
 
The Ultimate Warrior def Sgt. Slaughter in 7:14- Slaughter had just dropped the WWF Title to Hogan at WM 7, but his Iraqi sympathizer gimmick would continue through the summer. This is a rematch from the '91 Royal Rumble when Slaughter defeated Warrior for the title, with much help from Savage. Warrior gets possibly the biggest pop of the night so far, which isn't saying much with this weak crowd. Warrior (barely) jumps the guardrail and walks through crowd on his entrance! More than a few people look like they're getting knocked down as the goes through. Slaughter meets Warrior in the crowd and it's on! Slaughter gets run into the timekeeper's table and goes through about 5 rows of chairs! Post shot for Slaughter. Big chop and Slaughter goes backwards right into commentary! Someone there screams. So great. Everyone scrambles as Warrior grabs a chair and nails Slaughter with it. After that we get in the ring for the first time. Short clothesline from Warrior. And more clotheslines. Commentary is still laughing about almost dying earlier. Slaughter does his crazy fly over the top to the floor corner bump. Another Warrior chop puts Slaughter into the ringside tables again. Warrior tosses a table in the ring! He hits Slaughter with the table! Well it's early '90s Japan, we know the table isn't going to break, probably the right way to use it. Slaughter gets slingshot into the corner. Slaughter grabs Warrior and pulls him into the corner to try to get some space. Short clothesline from Slaughter. Now Slaughter goes out and grabs a chair. Shot to Warrior's back. He chases Hebner off and hits Warrior with it again. Slaughter works on Warrior's back a bit more and puts the camel clutch on. Warrior looks like he's spitting in Slaughter's hands while he's in it. Slaughter lets go and pounds on the back some more, then hooks it on again. Warrior powers out and pushes Slaughter into the corner. He grabs the ropes and it's Warrior up time. Running clotheslines. Big splash! It's done. The opening fighting on the floor wildness was fun and very unusual for the time, but once it settled into normal match territory it got much less interesting. **1/4

For those keeping track this is where intermission took place and the first three matches were shown on TV.
 
Masakatsu Funaki def Naoki Sano in 10:23- Funaki was a big freelance get for SWS for this show, an MMA guy and shoot style wrestler that was the co-founder of Pancrease along with Minoru Suzuki. Sano was one of the biggest New Japan guys SWS was able to lure over, a former IWGP Junior Heavyweight champion who was the first big rival for Jushin Thunder Liger in 1990. Judging by commentary I think this is being billed as "UWF vs Strong Style". UWF, in its various incarnations, was a shoot style company in Japan at the time. Code of Honor handshake after intros. Exploratory kicks start. They get into grappling and it's pretty clear this is going to be a UWF shoot style match. As such I'm not going to get into huge detail on it. I will say it's weird seeing a match like this in a (mostly) WWF ring. Lots of standing grabbing, try some kicks, grapple on the mat, rope break, rinse and repeat. The maneuvering on the mat trying to get leverage for a submission hold really isn't that bad. After a long fight Funaki finally gets an armbreaker fully on but Sano is right on the ropes and gets a quick break. Sano gets a nice suplex into another mat grapple. Funaki lands a kick on the side of Sano's face and gets a KO count for it. Now they're swinging hands! Sano gets a kick in Funaki's chest that puts him down enough for a count. Funaki backdropeh suplex into an armbreaker! Sano submits! Big celebration from Funaki's crew for the win. Both guys hug it out after, much good sportsmanship all around. For that style match that wasn't too shabby at all. They knew what they were doing. **3/4
 
"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich def WWF Intercontinental Champion Mr. Perfect by DQ in 6:59- Reviving the 1990 feud between these two that saw them swap the title back and forth between them. Perfect jumps Tornado as he gets in the ring. Tornado tries to fight back but Perfect clotheslines him 360 to the floor. Big chop on the floor as Tornado gets his robe off. Tornado pulls Perfect out and lays into him. Discus punch with a Perfect 360 sell on the floor! Tornado flips Perfect off the apron back in the ring just so he can toss him over the top back out. Reset lockup and Perfect hits a chop in the corner. Running knee to the gut from Tornado. He calls for the claw early. Stomach claw! Perfect quickly punches to get free. Tornado puts on a Boston crab. Perfect grabs a handful of tights trying to get free! That's more Tornado than I needed to see. Tornado finally gets annoyed enough to let go. He tries for the full claw but Perfect blocks it. Huge standing dropkick from Perfect that sends Tornado to the floor again. Perfect slams him out there. Back in Perfect dodges in the corner and Tornado posts his shoulder. Perfect grabs a chair and whacks the post with Tornado's head against it! That gets some good heat from the Dome crowd. Double ax handle off the second rope. He goes for another. Tornado catches him with the claw! Perfect punches free. Corner whip reversal do-si-do and we have a ref bump. Perfect runs Tornado into an exposed turnbuckle. Damn, never even saw him take the pad off. That's slick. Perfectplex! The ref shakes off the cobwebs and tells Perfect to break it. Then he raises Tornado's hand! It's a DQ for.....reasons. That gets even more heat from the Dome crowd. Perfect takes a shot on the exposed buckle with a 360 sell to theoretically send the crowd off to the next match happy. The Japanese crowd does not appreciate that finish one little bit however. Solid match before that. **1/2
 
Ishinriki and Yoshiaki Yatsu def "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka and The Barbarian in 10:00- Snuka and Barbarian is definitely a non-canon show only pairing. Ishinriki and Barbarian start. Armdrags from Ishinriki fluster Barbarian. Snuka actually comes in the ring to complain about a hair pull. On an armdrag? Flying forearms from Ishinriki lead to some cut down tree trunk selling from Barbarian. We're definitely in comedy match territory here. Yatsu tags in and says that's enough of the ha-ha's by getting into a chopfest with Barbarian. Double shoulderblock from the SWS team. Ishinriki tries to slam Barbarian but that just lets Barbarian drag him into his corner and tag. Snuka and Ishinriki do a bit of back and forth slugging with Ishinriki catching Snuka in the face with a kick. Ishinriki definitely sells like a comedy wrestler. He sneaks between Barbarian's legs to tag out. Reset with Yatsu and Snuka. They do some basic headlock/speed stuff and Snuka hits one of his signature chops. About all he can do at this point. Barbarian headbutts Yatsu's ribs. Yatsu comes out of the WWF corner with a backdropeh suplex on Snuka. Another Ishinriki/Snuka speed run ends with an Ishinriki hiptoss, then he dropkicks Snuka out to the floor to about the loudest crowd reaction the whole show so far. Ishinriki springboard crossbody to the floor! He almost flew over Snuka on that. Then Ishinriki hits a battering ram headbutt off the apron. Back in Ishinriki hits a belly to belly suplex. Barbarian breaks the pin up. Yatsu gets chopped by both WWF guys against the ropes. Double backdrop on Barbarian by the SWS guys. Big boot on Ishinriki! He tries to chop back on Snuka but gets eye raked. Side suplex from Barbarian. Now Yatsu breaks a pin up. Ishinriki cutters out of a chinlock and tags. Big Yatsu lariato on Barbarian for 2. Flying clothesline from Ishinriki on Barbarian. Jackknife cover on Barbarian that Snuka breaks up. Yatsu hits Barbarian with a powerslam that almost dropped him on his head. Everyone runs in to break that up. Yatsu back suplex with a bridge on Barbarian, and that gets the pin. Meh. *1/4
 
"Macho Man" Randy Savage def George Takano in 13:42- It's a testament to the weakness of the SWS roster that Takano was the leader of the former New Japan faction. I don't mean that as an insult, he was a solid midcard/tag team guy, but nowhere near a main eventer. Savage is wrestling despite having just lost the famous career ending match against Warrior at WM 7. In fact he'd work quite a few SWS dates during his forced "retirement". Don't tell the American audience. Takano is wearing a purple kind of Roman Legionnaires' helmet on his entrance with a purple robe and......oh dear it looks ridiculous. It's like he's trying to get people to not take him seriously. It's not unlike if Jim Herd had gone through with that plan to make Ric Flair dress like Spartacus, except without the gravitas of it at least being RIC FUCKING FLAIR. Takano comes right out swinging a big roundhouse kick. Savage dodges and spits at him, then hops out of the ring and gets in the face of commentary. Still heel Savage tonight for sure. Takano gets an arm takedown. Savage tries to shove the ref between the two of them like he was Elizabeth. Takano gets a hammerlock and Savage takes a rope break. Shoulderblock from Takano, then he blocks and hits a hiptoss. Savage gets a couple of shots in against the ropes then does a snap mare. Takano dodges a kneedrop and Savage rolls out to think things over. Dropkick from Takano back in for 2 and Savage powders again. After another lockup Savage slaps Takano against the ropes then bails again. The mind games are on. He gets Takano to chase and jumps him as he tries to get back in the ring. Suplex from Savage. Takano outwrestles Savage on the mat and Savage takes another rope break. Corner whip and Savage goes so hard into the turnbuckles he almost knocks Takano's silly helmet off the ring post it's been propped up on like it's actually something to admire. Running rolling kick from Takano in the corner. Enzuguri. Takano stomps away on Savage. Savage tights pulls Takano out of the ring to the floor. Double ax handle off the top to the floor! Takano gets run into the post. Quick cover back in but Takano grabs a rope. Takano gives Savage a buckle shot and chop in the corner. Small package from Savage for 2. He wraps up a front facelock. Takano counters that into a hammerlock and goes nuts with stomps again. Savage cuts it off with punches and hits a kick to the gut. Heel Savage eye gouging and choking follows, then he tosses Takano over the top back out to the floor. He suplexes Takano on the floor! More heel choking back in, then Savage hops over the top to hit an elbow to the throat on the apron. Comeback slugfest flurry from Takano. Slam and diving headbutt for 2. Spinning heel kick. Lariato for 2. Another one. Setup slam and Takano goes up top. Big splash! Savage kicks out! Tombstone from Takano! He goes up top again. Another big splash! But he took a fist from Savage in the gut or possibly slightly lower and can't follow up. Savage crawls over and covers for 2. Gutwrench suplex from Savage for 2. He drops Takano throat first on the top rope. Setup slam and Savage climbs. Flying elbow! Good night. That was 100% Savage wrestling a Savage match without worrying at all who specifically he was in there with, and being that it came off just fine. Takano was a slightly better partner than a broomstick. Slightly. ***
 
The Road Warriors def WWF Champion Hulk Hogan and Genichiro Tenryu by countout in 14:03- Talk about crazy pairings. I love it. This is the kind of crazy shit you should do on shows like this. The LOD are reverting back to their pre-WWF name which was more known in Japan. Hogan is super ceral on his entrance. Push a cameraman aside, push a ring attendant aside, tear shirt, headband off, toss belt at Hebner, let's effing go. Then when he gets on the apron he kicks a TV cameraman down! That leaves Tenryu to start with Animal. Animal shows the power out of the lockups. Hogan tags himself in and wants at Animal! Damn, he is fired up tonight. Hogan pushes Animal out of lockups and they slug it out. I'm just noticing Hogan has a bandage on his face selling Slaughter's backstage fireball attack after WM. Everyone gets in and the Roadies press slam both Hogan and Tenryu! Hogan gets a boot up in the corner and lariatos Animal. Lariato for Hawk. Tenryu tags in and enzuguris both Roadies to the floor! 2v2 standoff back in the ring while Hebner tries to get order back. Reset with Hawk and Tenryu. Hawk hits a dropkick. Animal presses Hawk into Tenryu! Hogan comes in and we're donnybrooking early again. Animal powerslams Tenryu but Hebner is distracted by Hogan and Hawk fighting on the floor and is slow to count. Hogan and Hawk are doing the full Japan barricade tearing down, ringside chair knocking down brawl. The ring announcer needs to be on the mic telling people to look out or get out of the way or whatever the exact translation is. Oh, there it is. Animal and Tenryu have also gone to the floor while Hogan and Hawk are halfway to the dugout. Animal whacks Tenryu with a chair. Hogan is busted open as things settle back down in the ring. Hawk flying tackle on Tenryu. Damn, Hawk is GUSHING blood. Too bad his and Hogan's brawl didn't get on camera more. Tenryu and Hawk get in a stiff chopfest. Hogan tags in and lariatos Hawk. Carry around backbreaker for 2. Hawk pure powers out of a chinlock but Hogan knees him in the back. Back rake of doom! Animal tags in and hits a flying tackle on Hogan. Hogan fights out of a chinlock, ducks a couple of shots, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Hawk cuts a Hogan tag off. Powerslam and fistdrop. Double back elbow from the Roadies on Hogan for 2. Hogan goes into Japan wrestling mode, drop toe holding Animal, grinding him down on the mat, and getting a tag to Tenryu. Huge Tenryu lariato on Animal. Animal's kickout sends Tenryu FLYING to the floor! Hawk slams him out there. Here comes Hogan with a chair. He nails Hawk with it! Animal dumps Tenryu into commentary! They're down again! Hawk picks a table up and tosses it at Hogan! Order is again restored with Animal giving Tenryu a belly to belly suplex for 2. Tenryu ducks a wild Animal swing and hits a backdropeh suplex! But Animal quickly waistlocks Tenryu on the mat to keep him from tagging, then Hawk runs over and pops Hogan. Tenryu gets tossed out again. Hawk puts his head down for a backdrop. Big mistake. Tenryu powerbombs him! Animal runs in to break the pin up. Tag to Hogan. Animal charges but Hogan is all over him. Big boot! Slam. Legdrop! Hawk breaks up the pin! He tosses Hogan out. Animal sets Tenryu up. Doomsday Device! Hogan breaks the pin up by whacking Animal with a chair! The fight goes to the floor again. It's all nuts with barricades going down and chairs flying. Somehow Hebner is actually counting this time, and the Roadies get back in the ring just before he finishes! They win by countout. After the bell Tenryu isn't done. He enzuguris Animal out of the ring, then he and Hogan take Hawk out. Animal tries to come back in with a char. He Ken Shamrocks the refs aside! All of Tenryu's SWS seconds come in and get chairshots! Hogan and Tenryu take that opening to leave. Wait, no they don't. They get their own chairs and come back in! Huge standoff as everyone else tries to break the fight up. Freaking fantastic match, made all the better by the uniqueness of seeing these guys wrestle each other. Like in the last Dome show, those types of finishes aren't uncommon in these joint matches and are excusable. ****

OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- The main event absolutely delivered. Savage also carried his match to something good, and the Rockers and Harts did what they do. The rest was pretty bleh. It's easy to see just from one show how SWS never took hold. It has a much more bootstrap feel than a New Japan or All Japan show, and as far as Tokyo Dome crowds go this was a weak one. This was only the first show of a pair. Most of the crew would pack up and head to Kobe for another joint show two days later, though one with fewer WWF involved matches.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C+

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