Thursday, December 31, 2020

Saturday Night's Main Event XVI

Legacy Review

Saturday Night's Main Event XVI

April 30, 1988 (taped April 22) from the Springfield Civic Center in Springfield, MA

Commentary: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura
 
Wrestlemania 4 is in the rear view mirror. There's a new graphics package for the intro, featuring new champ Randy Savage instead of Hulk Hogan. In fact, Hogan's not even mentioned during the show as he's taking some time off.
 
We get footage of Duggan hitting Andre with his 2x4 during a match between them on weekly TV. Bobby Heenan and the rest of the Heenan Family are furious, as if Duggan hadn't done that to everyone he's come across.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan def Hercules (w/Bobby Heenan and Andre the Giant) by DQ in 8:47- Ventura: Duggan's "HOOOOOOOO" sounds like "a wounded water buffalo in heat". Yowzers. Ventura really didn't like Duggan, and I'm not sure if it was all storyline or if there was legit hatred there. I'm sure there's a shoot interview somewhere that would shed some light. Anyway, back and forth start. Herc ducks in the corner to get advice from Andre. Duggan dodges a punch and hits an atomic drop. Bad advice. Duggan barely gets Herc up for a backdrop. The follow up kneedrop is dodged and Herc works the knee a bit. Herc dodges a charge and Duggan rams his shoulder into the top buckle. Now it's pick your body part. Herc, being Herc, chooses neither and instead sticks with his punchy punchy chokey basic offense. Neither body part is sold the rest of the match. Herc pulls Duggan out with his tights. Heenan gets a shot in. Duggan gets pissed and grabs his 2x4 from the timekeeper's table and chases everyone out. While the ref is getting the 2x4 out Herc hits Duggan from behind. Slugfest. Herc bear hug. Duggan punches out but Herc stops the comeback with a high knee. Duggan counters a backdrop and goes into full comeback mode. 3 point stance clothesline! Heenan runs in to draw the cheap DQ. Andre beats Duggan down a bit until the Ultimate Warrior runs in and chases the heels off. 1/2*

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake def "Dangerous" Danny Davis (w/Jimmy Hart) in 3:10- Hart is wearing a beret after Beefcake cut his hair at WM. Hart also has his own hedge clipping shears to counter Beefcake's. Beefcake and Hart compare Schwartz sizes before the match. Beefcake no sells a punch and Davis hides in the ropes. Buckle shots, hip toss, and Davis begs off. Davis gets a cheap shot in over the ref and goes into his own punchy chokey offense. Beefcake gets away from Hart's shears. He catches Davis with a knee in the jaw that looked like a legit shot. Davis looks out of it. He rolls out to recover, and when he gets back in Beefcake locks in the sleeper. Davis goes out and the ref calls it. Hair cutting and spray painting hijinks ensue. That was 3 minutes that felt like 15. 1/4*

WWF Championship: "Macho Man" Randy Savage (c) (w/Elizabeth) def The One Man Gang (w/Slick) in 6:03- This is a rematch of the semifinals of the WM 4 tournament, won by Savage by DQ after OMG used Slick's cane. It's also Savage's first TV title defense. They roll around the ring in the initial lockup. Savage tries some stick and move. Savage leaps up and OMG catches him, but Savage uses his momentum to drop him down into a pin! OMG's kickout sends Savage to the floor. He bounces right back up, jumps to the top rope, and hits a crossbody for 2! Top rope snap clothesline for 2. OMG takes over with big man offense. Slick chokes Savage with his cane. Savage ducks a clothesline, slides out of the ring (that's his baseball days showing) and chases Slick around. OMG hits him as he's getting back in the ring. More slow big man beatdown. Elbow drop for 2. Savage dodges a corner charge, hits elbows to the head, and clotheslines OMG 360 and out! Double ax handle off the top to the floor. He goes up again in the ring but OMG pops him in the gut coming down. Savage dodges the 747 off the second rope. Slick moves in on Elizabeth. Savage goes to stop him and OMG gets him from behind again. While the ref's jawing with Elizabeth the heels double team, but Savage dodges and OMG eats Slick's cane. Top rope Savage elbow, and good night. Savage tried his damndest to make this watchable. *3/4

WWF Tag Team Champions Demolition (w/Mr. Fuji) def The British Bulldogs by DQ in 5:05- Apparently Demolition has threatened to "dip Matilda in chrome and make her a hood ornament". I am a 100% dog lover, but that's hilarious. Smash and DBS start. Smash smashes. Ring Gearhead note: for some reason Smash is wearing his elbow pad over his upper arm. DBS gets a sneaky tag on a rope run and Dynamite ambushes Smash with a clothesline. Smash blocks a roll up but misses an elbow drop. Well, that would probably hurt less if he put his elbow pad on right. The faces work Ax's arm. Dynamite loads up a suplex but Smash comes in and breaks it up, putting Dynamite bulldog in peril. Smash with a bear hug. Dynamite headbutts out but can't get the tag. Ax axes. Dynamite gets a boot up in the corner and tags. Bodyslam party by DBS. But Dynamite tags right back in and Smash kills him with a shoulderblock, then throws him outside. Fuji gets kicks in. DBS chases him off with Matilda. Fuji runs all the way to the back and the Bulldogs chase him. After a minute (and conveniently timed commercial break) they come back with each holding half of Fuji's cane. They beat the Demos down with them and get DQ'd. Who's the heels here? Clusterfrell booking, and they didn't get enough time to get going to begin with. *

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (w/Virgil) def "The Rock" Don Muraco (w/Billy Graham) in 4:12- Another WM 4 tournament rematch, this time from the quarterfinals. Fast DiBiase start with punches and chops. Muraco counters with a backdrop. Ring Gearhead note: for some reason DiBiase isn't wearing wrist tape. That's one of those things that you only notice when it's not there. Muraco slightly nudges DiBiase with a shoulderblock. He hits a powerslam, but Virgil puts DiBiase's foot on the rope. DiBiase hits a clothesline for 2 and rolls through his basic moveset. Muraco counters a backdrop attempt with a Russian leg sweep. Another powerslam for 2. DiBiase begs off to sucker him in, punches him in the gut and bodyslams him. DiBiase covers, and even though Muraco's foot is on the rope the ref doesn't see it (or was paid off) and counts 3. Like Savage, DiBiase did his best to get something decent out of it. *1/2

"Ravishing" Rick Rude (w/Bobby Heenan) def Koko B Ware in 3:44- We JIP from commercial with Rude attacking Ware on the apron and the bell ringing. Rude thinks he backdropped Ware and does the hip swivel, but Ware leapfrogged over and hits a dropkick. Slugfest. Rude drops forearms. Fist drop off the top rope. Dropkick and lots of Rude posing. Ware dodges a second dropkick. Huge backdrop. Rude dodges a charge and Ware flies into the ropes. Rude Awakening and we're done here. Squashy. Yet another TV loss for Hall of Famer Koko B Ware. Rude was going places but still honing his craft. 3/4*

On the plus side, this was a heavily wrestling focused show with a SNME high 6 matches. On the bad side, none of them hit 2 stars and there were no major angles. Definitely a skippable bottom of the barrel SNME.

Monday, December 28, 2020

Clash of the Champions III

Legacy Review

Clash of the Champions III: Fall Brawl

September 7, 1988 from the Albany Civic Center in Albany, GA
 
Commentary: Jim Ross and Bob Caudle
 
We're coming off the summer Great American Bash tour and slowly heading into Starrcade season, which this year will be in late December instead of on Thanksgiving after JCP conceded the date to Survivor Series and WWF. Fall Brawl will of course later be the name of the September WCW PPV. This would turn out to be the final semi-major show under the Jim Crockett Promotions banner. Later in the fall is when the Turner buyout will take place.

The opening highlights Sting's near misses in his title matches so far (with an obvious factual error as his match with Flair was a draw, not a loss). After getting to see the *awesome* belts and lightning intro again we start with Tony Schiavone hosting the show alongside none other than World champ Ric Flair, who's not booked tonight. Flair actually does a lot of it out of character too. They mention Flair wrestling Luger again, which I believe was going to be on either weekly TV or a major house show. I'm honestly not sure, Cagematch doesn't have a record of another match between them this year other than Starrcade and it's too early to be seriously building for that. Not to mention the whole guest ref thing that comes up later in this show that definitely doesn't happen at Starrcade. After their intro we go to our actual commentary team of JR and Caudle. I have no idea who this ring announcer is. A local guy I assume.
 
NWA World Television Championship: Mike Rotunda (c) (w/Kevin Sullivan) and Brad Armstrong 20:00 time limit draw- Armstrong challenging for a title to start the show on the second straight Clash. Honestly the TV title is more realistic for him than the US title was. Lockup and Rotunda gets a quick waistlock takedown, then quickly backs off because stall is his default mode. Next contact Rotunda gets a fireman's carry takedown. No questioning Rotunda's amateur credentials. In the corner Rotunda hits a chop and European uppercuts. He tries a springboard crossbody, but Armstrong reverses it for 2. Rotunda casually steps out to the floor and calls a TO. Two left. Back in Rotunda ducks into the ropes, but then is back on Armstrong with more corner Euros. Armstrong reverses a hiptoss out of the corner and hits a dropkick for another quick 2. Armstrong knows Rotunda is a staller and he's trying to catch a quick pin as much as he can. Armstrong works a headlock. Rotunda uses that to try an amateur cradle for 2. Speed run and Armstrong gets a crossbody for 2. Again Rotunda quickly backs into the ropes to bring things to a grinding halt. After a reset Armstrong works the headlock again. Another speed run and Armstrong gets a crazy sideways armdrag. That leads to some arm work for a bit, despite all of Rotunda's attempts to get free. Rotunda actually does a really nice kip up to back Armstrong into the corner. He could go when he wanted to. Armstrong beats Rotunda to the punch, literally, and gets back on the arm. Rotunda goes to straight and obvious hair pulls to try to get some relief. Another speed run and Rotunda runs Armstrong over with a knee to the gut. He drops Armstrong on the top rope, then tosses Armstrong out to the floor right in front of Sullivan. Sullivan gets some kicks in. Rotunda hits some clubbing blows on the apron as we hit the 10 minute halfway call. Another cheap shot from Sullivan. Rotunda goes out and gives Armstrong some shots on the floor. There's almost no room between the ring and barricade, at least on that side of the ring. Rotunda suplexes Armstrong off the apron back in, then takes his sweet time covering and only gets 2. Chinlock time. With a bit of extra rope leverage. Tommy Young actually catches him. Big chops from Rotunda. He sticks a thumb right in Armstrong's eye. Snap mare/kick combo and another slow cover for 2. He puts Armstrong down with another chinlock. Armstrong's comeback is killed with a huge flying clothesline. Elbow drop and yet another slow cover that doesn't get the job done. Back to the chinlock well again. When Armstrong fires back up Rotunda gives him an eye rake and backbreaker for 2. He tosses Armstrong out to the floor again. Another kick from Sullivan. Armstrong gets a sunset flip back in! Sullivan grabs Rotunda's hand to keep him up. Young kicks it away and Armstrong gets a 2 count. The crowd was on fire for that. I guess the local ring announcer forgot the 5 minute call as he announces 4 minutes left. Legdrop from Rotunda for 2. Steve Williams, who's been embroiled in a feud against the Varsity Club, makes his way out to ringside to cheer Armstrong on. Armstrong counters a slam attempt with a small package for 2. Rotunda is still going to the chinlock to try to wear Armstrong down and at least get to the time limit. He gets Armstrong up into an airplane spin. Slow wobbly cover by a dizzy Rotunda and Armstrong manages to kick out again. Gutwrench suplex from Rotunda for 2. Rotunda small package for 2. We missed the 2 minutes call too, only one minute left now. Rotunda puts Armstrong down with a punch and covers for 2. Armstrong doesn't look like he has a chance to win, but he will not die. Rotunda tries a half nelson cradle with rope leverage but still can't get a pin. Clothesline for 2. Rotunda keeps trying covers as time winds down. Armstrong survived without taking a loss, but not much else. Pretty solid time limit draw, both guys were working hard. Yes, even Rotunda once he got into it. The crazy hot crowd also helped. ***

A slightly ironic coda to all this, by the time we get to the next Clash in December Williams will have turned heel and joined the Varsity Club, adding his Oklahoma to Rotunda's Syracuse, Rick Steiner's Michigan, and Sullivan's......North Boston School for Druids or something.

Next up we get a recap and footage of Jimmy Garvin, who'd been in the midst of a pretty big midcard babyface run, suffering a broken leg at the hands of his old foe Kevin Sullivan in the world famous World Championship Wrestling studio. I'm pretty sure this was cover for a legit injury (or perhaps one of his kids being born, details aren't clear and the Garvins seem to be private family people, which I respect) and they used Sullivan for it since they'd had such a big feud for most of the year. When Garvin came back the next year it'd be teamed with Michael Hayes as the newest and final version of the Fabulous Freebirds. Garvin's real life wife Precious would also retire from being his full time valet after this injury angle, which adds some credence to the child birth theory.
 
"Dr. Death" Steve Williams & Nikita Koloff def The Sheepherders (w/Rip Morgan) in 17:07- Pretty random team up here on the face side. Williams and Luke start. As usual the Herders quickly get their opponent into their corner. Williams fights out and we have a 2v2 standoff, then the Herders bail for a rethink. Back in Williams absolutely runs Luke over with a shoulderblock. Next speed run Luke actually manages to put Williams down, but Williams pops right back up with a leaping tackle that floors Luke again. Butch comes in and takes a 3 point stance tackle. Morgan gets in the ring, sees Williams down in the 3 point stance again, and decides better not after all. Reset with both sides tagging. Butch actually thinks he outsmarts Koloff with a corner dodge. Koloff shows him his mistake with a punch, then has slams for everyone. A double noggin knocker sends the Herders out to the floor. Back in the Herders try their usual double team brawling but Koloff shrugs it all off and gets Luke into his corner. The faces try to work his arm. Williams almost literally blindsides Luke with a clothesline that sends him all the way out to the floor. Williams then suplexes him back in. Crossbody off the top from Williams! I didn't think he could fly like that. Butch breaks the pin up. Koloff goes back to the arm work on Luke. Williams follows suit. It's very unusual for the other team to control the style in a Herders match but so far it's happening here. Williams runs Luke's shoulder into the top turnbuckle. He gets down in a four point stance and charges. Luke dodges and Williams posts his shoulder! That'll change things. Now for the usual Herders' brawl focused match, with the addition of a target to focus on. Butch hits a back elbow for 2. Williams starts no selling shots to the head from Luke, but a shot in the back from Butch puts him right back down. Williams dodges a double team and Butch wipes Luke out! Tag to Koloff! Back elbow on Butch. Mounted punches. Young gets out of position and Morgan hits Koloff from behind, presumably with the flagpole but we had a bad camera angle of it. The Herders focus on Koloff's ribs. Butch gives him a barricade shot right there. Post shot for Koloff. Back in Luke hits a slam and a fistdrop off the second rope. Long delay on the cover and Koloff kicks out. Luke kneedrop for 2. The Herders sucker Williams in and hit a double clothesline for 2. The Herders keep Koloff in peril. Sleeper from Luke. Koloff tries to run him into the corner but Luke let go before he hit. Koloff ducks a clothesline, then hits a punch that sends Luke 360 over the top to the floor! While Koloff's crawling for a tag Morgan pokes Williams with the flagpole to distract him. It works. Koloff is in the corner with no partner to tag. By the time Williams gets back the Herders are all over Koloff again. Luke goes up top. Koloff dodges a diving headbutt! Tag to Williams! Morgan gets in the ring and gets wiped out. Williams gets Luke up in a press, but Butch comes from behind and clips his knee! Both sides tag. Koloff charges in with a Sickle on Butch! Cover and that gets the pin! Damn, sudden finish but in a way that completely works. Another good match. ***

This would turn out to be Koloff's last major match for a long while. He left JCP later in the fall to be with his wife, who had been suffering from Hodgkin's disease and would sadly pass away in '89. He'd make sporadic appearances for the dying AWA and the infamous Herb Abrams UWF in '89-'90 before returning to WCW full time in early '91.
 
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes def Kevin Sullivan (w/Gary Hart) in 6:59- The battle of the bookers! This is called a grudge match but there's no feud I know of that's really going on between these two. They had some wars years ago in Florida but that's about it. Not to mention Sullivan's been mostly managing since coming to JCP. Another oddity is he's got a manager for this match, Gary Hart, which I think is just a one off deal. A manager for a manager. No intros to save TV time, as soon as we come back from commercial the bell rings to start. Sullivan hits some corner chops, then hits a clothesline that Dusty completely no sells. Bionic elbow and Dusty tosses Sullivan out to the floor. He gives Sullivan a ton of shots on the announce table. Hart tries to get in the middle and takes a shot, then Dusty tosses Sullivan right into Hart. Sullivan comes back in with some metal international object, I guess a ring building tool. I don't recognize it at all. Dusty sees it and goes to the floor to make Sullivan get rid of it. Back in Dusty again no sells some shots, puts Sullivan down and tosses him out again. Back in Sullivan hits elbows in the corner. Over Young trying to force a break Sullivan hits a shot to Dusty's throat that puts him down hard. Now Sullivan takes it to the floor and gives Dusty a guardrail shot. Hart hits Dusty with his shoe! JJ Dillon needs to call gimmick infringement. Chinlock from Sullivan back in. Now Sullivan has some kind of spike, possibly a part of that object he had earlier, and rams it into Dusty's throat. Another chinlock with a seemingly unconscious Dusty. Until we have some arm drops at least. Low blow from Dusty to get free! I guess we're letting that one go. Flip, flop and fly time. Hart gets on the apron so Sullivan can try to use the spike again. A Dusty elbow knocks it out of his hands. Dusty hits Sullivan in the head with the spike! Cover, but Hart pulls Dusty out to the floor. Al Perez runs out and hits Dusty in the back with a chain. Full double team beatdown right in front of Young, who for some insane reason is not calling for a DQ. The heels try to clothesline Dusty with the chain. Dusty leaps onto it and yanks the heels into each other. Hart gets in the ring again. Dusty small packages Hart, and for some even more insane reason Young counts a pin and calls for the bell! Then raises Dusty's hand as the winner! What the FUCK what that? Do whatever the current Booker Man says I guess. Not much of a match to start with, but my Lord that finish should have been laughed out of the building during the booking committee meeting. 3/4*

Back to the hosting desk with Tony and Flair, who are with the person that's been assigned to be the guest ref for the upcoming Flair/Luger match......San Francisco 49ers offensive lineman John Ayers. How in the world did he get that job? And why? He had previously worked as a figurehead commissioner in Bill Watts' UWF before JCP bought them out, but I also wonder how he got *that* job as he doesn't seem to have any wrestling background at all. To make matters worse, he tries to cut a promo and sounds like he's got Reggie White, Lawrence Taylor and Ed Too Tall Jones all coming for him at the same time. Flair mercifully jumps in to try to save him. He asks the logical question, what makes Ayers qualified to referee a World title match. Again Ayers stumbles around so bad the NFL's unaffiliated neurological consultants are about to put him in concussion protocol and Flair saves him again. Sadly this isn't the last we'll see of him tonight. That was all time worst promo material right there.

The local ring announcer Lillian Botches his intro for the next match, calling it a Russian Chainsaw Match.
Russian Chain Match: Ricky Morton def Ivan Koloff (w/Paul Jones and Russian Assassin #1) in 10:35- I've spoken at length in previous reviews about the contract disputes the Rock N Roll Express were having with JCP throughout 1988. By the time we got to this show Robert Gibson had left the company again, but Ricky Morton was playing nicer and working out the rest of his dates before he too left again. This is touch all four corners rules like a strap match, but instead of a strap it's a chain that's been dipped in the finest vodka and blessed by Party elders to be called a Russian chain. Ivan hits the first shots. He gives Morton a shot in the throat with a the chain, then chokes him with it. Morton slides under and pulls the chain up into Ivan's crotch. But Ivan sells it for about a quarter second before going on offense again. Nads of steel. He drags Morton around to two corners before Morton drags him down. Ivan tosses Morton out then pulls the chain to pull him stomach first into the ring apron. Morton then yanks the chain to put Ivan down. That gets Morton on offense for real. Well, for maybe 20 seconds, then he's down again. Again Ivan gets to two corners before he gets cut off. Morton goes to Ivan's legs, trying to chop those out from under him. That finally gets him somewhere. He gives Ivan a whip with the chain then goes for corners. A kick to the gut quickly kills that. Ivan hits a chain shot off the second rope. He tries the top rope. Morton uses the chain to yank him down! Yet again Ivan's right back on offense. He hangs Morton on his back with the chain. Morton gets himself free and hits a punch. Chain shots to Ivan's back are cut off with an eye rake. He whips Morton with the chain. Ivan gets up to 3 corners before Morton manages to grab his legs to stop him. Ground and pound from Morton. He actually manages to get a few more moves in before Ivan puts him down again. Ivan tries the top rope again. As he comes down Morton uses the chain to block him! Morton slowly drags Ivan around to three corners. Ivan wraps his feet on the ropes to try to stop the momentum. Morton kicks him free. Another bottom rope wrap up with Morton just almost in finger's reach of the last corner. There's an incredibly long leverage fight with Jones trying to hold Koloff with his riding crop, until he eventually loses grip and Morton falls into the last corner to win! Exceedingly dull match, but the crowd was into it. *1/2

RA1 comes in and beats up Morton while Jones berates Ivan for blowing the match. Ivan rightly points out Jones was the one that lost grip. Ivan has enough and decks Jones! RA1 is probably KGB, sees a comrade that needs to be brought back into the circle of accountability, and does what any good commie would do, jumps Ivan from behind. THERE'S A SECOND RUSSIAN ASSASSIN! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE KGB'S PREPAREDNESS! Traitors everywhere, I tell you. The now multiple Assassins beat Ivan down to try to correct his suddenly faulty thinking. The crowd starts chanting for Nikita. We go to commercial as the beatdown continues. This would be Ivan's rather ill advised face turn. The plan was for him and Nikita to reteam as faces and have a blowoff match with the Assassins at Starrcade, but as mentioned earlier Nikita was gone well before then. The match still went ahead, but with some alterations.

Back from commercial JR is with Ayers for take #2 for him to actually string together a coherent thought. Ayers just about manages it.
 
NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: Sting def Barry Windham (c) (w/JJ Dillon) by DQ in 21:14- Ayers stays ringside for this match, fortunately not on commentary. Before the lockup Sting gives us a yell. Lockup and quick Sting armdrags. Windham scrambles to the corner, then gets right in Sting's face bumping chests. Sting gives a clean corner break. Windham uses it to hit a punch. Long speed run. Sting leaps on Windham's back, doesn't seem sure what to do, then hops down and hits a shoulderblock instead. Two dropkicks send Windham flying out to the floor. Back in Sting grabs a headlock. Windham back suplexes out. Sting pops right back up! Another pair of dropkicks send Windham flying, and I mean *flying*, back to the floor. Dillon looks stunned. As he gets back in Windham tries to slow things down. Sting seems to offer him a free shot, sticking his jaw out. They go for a knucklelock, an opening Windham uses to hit a kick. Sting always was easily fooled. Mounted punches from Windham. Sting counters with an inverted atomic drop. Backdrop. Now Sting goes for mounted punches. WINDHAM FLOP! He's been learning from Flair . Love it. That might have been to give Flair a laugh up in the host desk. Sting faceplants Windham in the mat. Slam from Sting. Windham dodges an elbow drop. He gives Sting a knee in the ribs, then tosses him out to the floor. Sting gets knocked around on the floor. Windham slams Sting on the unpadded floor! Casual high five for Dillon walking by. Windham suplexes Sting off the apron back in, then goes over and yells at Ayers. Sting tries a sunset flip but Windham quickly gets free. Powerslam from Windham. Kneedrop for 2. Sting grabs a flash small package for 2. Sting dodges and Windham crashes in the corner! He does an incredible job flailing draped over the top rope before Sting pushes him over to the floor. Post shot for Windham. Another one. Windham's bleeding. Announce table shot. Windham dazedly flops over the guardrail into the first row! Sting drags Windham back in and bites the cut. Dreaded back rake from Sting. Punches to Windham's cut. Standing dropkick. Sleeper from Sting! Windham slowly goes down. Arm drops and Windham is still in it. He tries to run Sting into the corner but there's nothing behind it. Sting actually lets go to run Windham into the corner, then puts the sleeper back on. Windham works himself around so he can hit a kneebreaker! Another shoutout to Flair. Windham starts picking the knee apart. Figure four! With extra rope leverage. And Dillon leverage. Young catches them out of the corner of his eye and forces a break. Sting hobbles back up and Windham punches him back down. Big Windham back suplex. Sting tries to slug back. He hits a suplex, but as he does his knee gives out, and at the same time Windham reaches around and gets the Claw on! Dude that was so smooth. Ah, it's a titty claw, not the full forehead Claw. The nipple pincher. Sting stands up and tries to punch free, then uses momentum to toss Windham out to the floor! He flips Windham back in. Another Sting backdrop, and he hits a couple of elbow drops to Windham's back. Hiptoss out of the corner. They have a long slightly confused looking fight over a whip reversal. Windham goes for the flying lariat, but Sting dodges and Windham wipes out Young! Stinger Splash! I like how Windham came out of the corner a bit to make the impact look even harder. Scorpion Death Lock! Dillon gets in with a chair. Sting cuts him off with a punch. Young is still down by the way. Windham gets the chair and pops Sting with it! With the padded part but still. Windham covers as Young gets back in. As Young's counting Ayers gets in the ring and stops him! He tells Young Sting is the winner by DQ. Does he have the legal authority to do that? That'd be the dumbest finish of the night if it wasn't for that Dusty pinning Gary Hart debacle earlier. Other than that, damn good match. Yet again Sting comes up short in a title match though. Starting to become a joke. I can't stress enough how phenomenal Windham was in this peak period for him. He's just a joy to watch in every facet of the game. ***3/4

One more trip to the hosting desk to close the show as Flair drops right back into character to cut an awesome promo on both Ayers and Luger. The best part is after when Tony starts listing off all the other JCP shows coming up on TBS later and for every one Flair says "I'll be the star of that one too".
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- It's a fairly decent placeholder show as we start moving toward Starrcade season, but far from spectacular. Dusty's clearly running on creative fumes by this point and it's showing pretty obviously in the product. There will be a change made there not long after the new Turner regime takes over. Sting and Windham is definitely worth a look through, especially because it's one of surprisingly only two singles matches between them, and the second was well after Windham's peak.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C
 
v2.0 published 10/13/26 

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Saturday Night's Main Event XV

Legacy Review

Saturday Night's Main Event XV

March 12, 1988 (taped March 7) from the Nashville Municipal Auditorium in Nashville, TN

Commentary: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura
 
We're on the road to Wrestlemania 4 as the show opens with a recap of the WWF title change(s) on The Main Event, but surprisingly no details on the title tournament already set up for WM.

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake def Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (w/Jimmy Hart) in 9:02- The Dream Team explodes! Valentine with fairly stiff forearms. Beefcake counters with a running high knee. A big boot gives us the first Valentine flop of the match. Beefcake dodges a punch and hits two atomic drops with A+ Valentine sells. Beefcake with a rollover cover for 2. Mounted punches and another Valentine flop out of the corner. Valentine gets a cheap shot in the corner to take control. Elbow off the top rope. Valentine hooks the figure four in while near the ropes, and blatantly uses them for leverage to try to damage Beefcake's knee as much as possible before the 5 count. As Beefcake slides out we get a good shot of an oddly placed table at ringside. I'm sure that won't be used later in the show in any way whatsoever. While Beefcake's recovering on the floor the Honky Tonk Man, who Beefcake is scheduled to challenge for the IC title at WM, comes to ringside and grabs a mic to run Beefcake down. The refs get rid of him. Back in to the Hammer dropping hammers. He goes for the figure four again but Beefcake pulls his tights down to get out. Another try, and Beefcake pushes Valentine into the corner. Slugfest. Beefcake locks the sleeper in. Valentine gets to the ropes and both guys fall to the floor. Hart gets involved and Beefcake chases. Valentine ambushes, back suplexes Beefcake back in the ring and bridges, and the ref counts 3. But, Beefcake got a shoulder up and is declared the winner. Hair cutting hijinks follow. Your usual solid Greg Valentine match. **
 
Hulk Hogan def "King" Harley Race (w/Bobby Heenan) in 6:37- Bit of a dream match here, with WWF's current top guy taking on the NWA's biggest star of the '70s. Hogan goes right for Heenan, who took credit for orchestrating the events of The Main Event before selling Andre's contract to DiBiase. Hogan slides in the ring, which is always the cue for his opponent to jump him. Hogan no sells it. Race headbutts. More Hogan no sells as his music is still playing. Hogan punches Race down, tears his shirt off and finally the music stops and the bell rings. Race floppy sells Hogan clotheslines before going 360 and out, landing knees first on the table. Hogan follows and posts Race's shoulder before going after Heenan again. Race with the ambush. He goes for a piledriver on the floor but Hogan backdrops out. Atomic drop on the floor and Race gets posted again. Race is slammed on the floor. Finally they get back in with Hogan continuing the beatdown. He chokes Race with his wrist tape! Heenan grabs Hogan's foot and Race gets him from behind again. Belly to belly suplex. Piledriver! Race throws Hogan out, adjusts the table, and sets Hogan on it. He goes for a falling headbutt off the apron, but Hogan dodges! Race falls right through the table face first, breaking it! This is no modern thin designed to break easy table, this is a thick, reinforced one. Gimmicked I'm sure, but still broken in half. That is one HELL of a spot for 1988. And Race gets back up before Hogan! He pushes the table away in disgust and goes right back on the attack. He hits a diving headbutt off the top rope! Cover. Hulk Up. Corner clothesline, legdrop, done. Damn, where did that come from? Between Race turning back the clock a bit, Hogan showing a more vicious and aggressive side (almost Hollywood-like minus the coward heel) after losing the title, and all the work on the floor which was a bit out of the WWF style at the time, this was a damn fine piece of business. Unfortunately the table spot would cause a long term injury for Race that would be the catalyst for his eventual retirement. ***1/4
 
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (w/Virgil and Andre the Giant) def "Macho Man" Randy Savage (w/Elizabeth) by countout in 11:39- Unbeknownst to anyone at the time but knownst to us now, this is a preview of the upcoming WM main event. Andre is revealed as DiBiase's surprise in the corner. Virgil gets in Elizabeth's bubble and Savage jumps outside to get him out, allowing DiBiase to jump him from behind. All DiBiase to start with his usual well calculated mix of hitting moves and taunting the crowd. He hits an elbow off the second rope. Andre pokes Savage as he's laying near the apron. Savage reverses a whip and hits a back elbow. A high knee in the back sends DiBiase outside. Double ax handle off the top. DiBiase slides out. Savage opens the ropes to invite him back in. When he does DiBiase gets control back and hits fistdrops. Savage with a boot up on a corner charge. DiBiase dodges the kneedrop and hooks in a stepover toe hold. Savage pushes out, sending DiBiase flying over the top and out again! Slugfest on the floor. Andre steps forward. Virgil hits Savage from behind and gets booted by Hebner. DiBiase with a double ax handle off the second rope. He works a chinlock for a bit until Savage comes back. Ref bump! Savage throws DiBiase out. Double ax handle off the top to the floor! Andre grabs Savage from behind and headbutts him. Elizabeth runs to the back as Andre continues to work Savage over. DiBiase revives Hebner and Savage is counted out. The heels continue to beat him down until Hogan runs in with a chair and runs them off. Rock solid back and forth match. I said it in my WM 4 review, but I'll say again- it's a real shame they had to work the whole tournament to get there instead of having a normal main event PPV match. It would have rocked. **3/4

The Islanders (w/Bobby Heenan) def The Killer Bees in 4:00ish (shown)- Heenan's in his "I hate all animals" phase and is wearing a beekeeper's mask. In the arena this was a 2 out of 3 falls match, but because of time constraints we get a truncated version with an edit from the first to third fall in here at some point. The Bees jump as soon as the Islanders hit the ring. Brunzell hits a legdrop for a 2 count. Blair with a roll up for 2. Tama dodges a Brunzell dropkick. Suplex for 2. Haku dropkick for 2. Tama and Brunzell slugfest. Brunzell hits an inverted atomic drop but in the heel corner. Double clothesline. Tags on both sides. Blair rolls Tama up and the ref starts counting, then suddenly decides he needs to get Brunzell out instead. Haku kills Blair with a clothesline, and Tama covers to win. Call it *1/4 for what was shown.
 
One Man Gang (w/Slick) def Ken Patera in 3:47- OMG jumps Patera as he's taking his pants off (has he never heard of tear offs?) and chokes him with them. Patera comes back with punches and locks in a bear hug! OMG sells the hell out of it and eye rakes out. Patera dodges a punch and tries a full nelson! OMG gets to the ropes. He squashes Patera in the corner. Patera counters with shoulders in the corner and a running knee. Coming off the ropes OMG kind of pushes Patera down with a clothesline and falls on top of him for the pin. Bit of an ugly finish, but the match was shockingly spunky considering who was in there. Patera trying to take the large monster down with power wrestling holds was amusing. *

Friday, December 18, 2020

The Main Event I

Legacy Review

The Main Event I

February 5, 1988 from the Market Square Arena in Indianapolis

Commentary: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura

The Main Event is Saturday Night's Main Event, except on a Friday, and it's live. This show, headlined by Hogan/Andre II, still holds the record for the highest rated wrestling program in history.

Ahhhhh, real crowd noise. None of that canned stuff that's been used for all the taped SNMEs up to now. I've been saying for months the Thunderdome is Vince's greatest wish finally realized: the crowd will do whatever he tells it to do. We start the show with a Hulk Hogan workout video set to, oddly, an early version of what would become Jake Roberts' music.

WWF Intercontinental Championship: "Macho Man" Randy Savage (w/Elizabeth) def The Honky Tonk Man (c) (w/Jimmy Hart and Peggy Sue) by countout in 8:20- Peggy Sue is future Savage manager Sherri Martel. Honky woos Elizabeth while Savage threatens Hart. Savage chases him off and around the ring as the bell rings. After they get back in a back elbow sends Honky back out again. Savage gives Honky and Hart a double noggin knocker. Honky dodges a charge and Savage goes shoulder first into the top turnbuckle. Hart distracts again and Savage chases him around and through the ring. Hart drops the megaphone, and Honky whacks Savage in the gut with it. A Savage comeback is cut off with a knee to the gut. Usual slow Honky offense. Hart chokes Savage while Honky dances for Elizabeth again. He goes outside and he and Hart corner Elizabeth. Savage tears out and hits Honky from behind. Double ax handle off the top to the floor. Double ax handle in the ring for 2. Savage dodges and Honky takes out Hart while he's on the apron and Savage locks a sleeper in. Now Peggy Sue threatens to slap Elizabeth. Savage goes out to stop her. Honky tries to get the jump but Savage is a step ahead and Honky gets posted. Savage gets back in while Honky is counted out. Honky gets the guitar. Hart hits Savage from behind with the megaphone. Honky loads up a guitar shot but Elizabeth stops him. Savage grabs the guitar, runs the heels off, and smashes it. Unlike their SNME match, this one was almost completely controlled by Honky and is worse as a result. *3/4
 
WWF Championship: Andre the Giant (w/Ted DiBiase and Virgil) def Hulk Hogan (c) in 9:05- Hogan has the old belt on in his prematch promo, but in the arena it's the brand new greatest wrestling belt of all the times, the debuting Winged Eagle. Andre slow walks getting in the ring after the bell, then stops to confer with DiBiase and Virgil. Hogan has enough and jumps the group. Virgil and DiBiase eat big boots. Hogan punches and chops away and Andre absorbs it all. A running elbow and clothesline still can't get Andre down. Corner clothesline. Hogan goes up top and shockingly it's a mistake as Andre slams him off. Hogan dodges a falling headbutt and Andre's finally down. When Hogan gets close Andre grabs a choke. And chokes. And chokes. He stomps on Hogan's hand and slams him. Andre falls down giving Hogan a big boot. Sneaky style (copyright Rocky Romero) singlet choke. Hogan fights out of a choke and turns on the comeback. A clothesline off the second rope gets Andre down. Virgil grabs Hogan's foot. Hogan shrugs it off and hits the legdrop, but Hebner's arguing with Virgil and doesn't count. Hogan argues with Hebner. Andre grabs Hogan from behind and hits headbutts, then does that grabby half suplex thing and covers. Hogan's shoulder clearly goes up, but Hebner counts 3 anyway! New champion? Hogan is furious, but Hebner awards the belt to Andre. New champion! Andre takes the mic and says he's surrendering the title to DiBiase. Bought and paid for. He puts the belt around DiBiase's waist. As the heels go to leave, a Hebner look alike comes in! It's twin magic! In fact the run in was the "real" Dave Hebner. The match was reffed by his twin brother Earl, who had just jumped over from the NWA a couple of months prior. A confused Hogan grabs both Hebners and tries to conduct an in-ring interrogation. Neither one gives, so an even more confused Hogan gives up. One Hebner punches and kicks the other out of the ring. Hogan supposes by advanced wrestling logic that the aggressive Hebner is the evil one, scoops him up, and press slams him onto DiBiase and Virgil. Well, Hogan throws Hebner so far he damn near clears them and almost splats straight to the floor but DiBiase and Virgil manage to save him. Really good and historically significant angle, all the more effective because they would resist the temptation to ever use the Hebner twins this way again. Horrible match. 1/2*

Soon after this show on weekly TV WWF President Jack Tunney will uphold the "referee's decision is final" rule and cement Andre as the official winner and WWF Champion. However, he will also say that no one named Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo or Kevin Nash is booking this show and you can't just surrender a title to someone else. As far as he's concerned Andre vacated the title, and he sets up the 16 man tournament for the belt at WM 4.

This show, and review, is super short, so allow me to go stathead on you for a bit. This match ended Hogan's almost four year long first title reign, the last of the old school multi-year WWF title reigns. After this they'd start to modernize and move the belt around more often. In fact, from this show through the end of 2020 there have only been five other wrestlers that have had a single WWF/E world title reign of a full year or longer:

Randy Savage (371 days, '88-'89)
John Cena (380 days, '06-'07)
CM Punk (434 days, '10-'12)
AJ Styles (371 days, '17-'18)
Brock Lesnar (Universal Title, 504 days, '17-'18)

Also just missing a full year:

Hulk Hogan's second reign (364 days, '89-'90)
Diesel (358 days, '94-'95)
 
WWF Tag Team Championship: Strike Force (c) def The Hart Foundation (w/Jimmy Hart)- After this match's intros we cut back to the locker room where Mean Gene is with a distraught Hogan. "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY FOR THE PLASTIC SURGERY?" Well, that was more complex than Tom's Rhinoplasty could do that's for sure. Hebner didn't get the David Hasslehoff. Hogan keeps ranting as we go to commercial. Coming back in, the match is going on with Martel in peril and Bret hitting a piledriver. Vince says they're out of time and have to go. The Network copy stays on long enough to see Martel cradle Bret during a backdrop attempt and get the pin. NR

Monday, December 14, 2020

Clash of the Champions II

Legacy Review

Clash of the Champions II: Miami Mayhem

June 8, 1988 from the James L Knight Center in Miami, FL
 
Commentary: Tony Schiavone and Bob Caudle
 
The first Clash was a resounding success both creatively and commercially, so Turner and JCP quickly penciled in more onto the TBS schedule to be held on a roughly quarterly basis. We're also on the road to the Great American Bash, which this year is not only the traditional live event tour, but also JCP's next attempt at breaking fully into the PPV market by putting the July 10 Bash show from Baltimore on PPV after WWF killed Starrcade's buyrate with Survivor Series and Bunkhouse Stampede just flat out sucked. After three rounds of it we've reached a bit of a detente in the JCP/WWF scheduling wars so no counterprogramming here.
 
JR has been relegated from commentary to the arena's back entrance, where various grandees in limos are making their way to the show. Do you smell that? No, it's no Miami. It's the obvious upcoming parking lot beatdown. 
 
Some necessary notes for our opening match: Both Barry Windham and the US title have been on a journey since the last Clash, when Windham and ex-Horseman Lex Luger defeated the Four Horseman team of Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard for the World tag titles. A month later, Windham pulled off the most shocking heel turn of the year by betraying Luger to help Arn & Blanchard win the titles back, then filled the vacant spot in the Horsemen left open by Luger's own departure and face turn. Around the same time, Dusty Rhodes was stripped of the US title when he attacked Jim Crockett Jr with a baseball bat during a big brawl on weekly TV. Incidentally, that would also be the end of Dusty's final reign with any title in a major company as his in ring career continued to slowly wind down. Newly minted Horseman Windham won the tournament for the vacant title in May, defeating Nikita Koloff in the final. That once again gave every member of the Horsemen gold. 
 
NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: Barry Windham (c) (w/JJ Dillon) def Brad Armstrong in 13:35- Windham's new heel status is very obvious as he's in no hurry to get going. There's a supposed armdrag but we don't see it because TV is focused on someone's sign at ringside. Sadly that's going to be a theme all night. The second one is just barely caught before cutting away to a closeup of Dillon. Armstrong slams out of an armbar and Windham quickly slides out to rethink things. Back in Armstrong slides under into a hiptoss and headlock takedown. Windham quickly counters into a headscissors. The crowd gives him some serious hate. The Horsemen are definitely not popular here. Windham builds up even more heat by going back to the floor and asking for a time out. Another headlock/headscissors exchange back in. Ref Teddy Long says Windham pulled hair and they have an extended argument about it. More delaying tactics from Windham. After a couple more corner breaks Windham finally gets the opening to hit a cheap shot and change momentum. Slam. Armstrong dodges a fistdrop and yet again Windham goes to the floor. Armstrong grabs another headlock when Windham gets back in and walks up the corner to flip Windham over in a takedown. When Windham gets up Armstrong does it again and gets a near fall out of it. I've lost track of how many crowd cutaways we've had already. It's like Kevin Dunn snuck into the truck and started slamming on his favorite buttons. Long speed run. Armstrong catches Windham in a leapfrog and slams him, then hits an armdrag. He tries yet another corner walk up. This time Windham counters it into a back suplex. To the well one too many times. Powerslam from Windham for 2. Straight slam. Windham puts on a figure four! Dillon adds some extra torque. Armstrong tries to reverse it but Windham counters to keep himself on top. Long continues to question why the ropes are moving on their own. Big breeze off the ocean. Finally he catches Windham getting extra rope leverage and forces a break. Windham stays in control after. He tosses Armstrong out to the floor and drops him on the guardrail. When Armstrong gets on the apron Windham flips him back in over the top rope. He goes up top. Armstrong dodges an elbow drop! Dropkick from Armstrong. Kneelift. Setup slam and now Armstrong goes up top. Crossbody! Windham kicks out at 2. Armstrong immediately springs up and goes up top again. Another crossbody. Windham rolls through it and gets the Claw on! Armstrong goes down and Windham gets a pin! The first half was a bit pedestrian, like they were setting up to go 30 minutes instead of less than 15, but they slowly cranked it up better the second half and that was a FANTASTIC finish. ***
 
The Rock N Roll Express make their way out to announce their return to JCP. It's not mentioned on air, but they had been embroiled in a contract dispute for months, mostly due to the fact they clearly were not the top draw they were back in '85-'86 anymore. The return celebration wouldn't last long either. Robert Gibson would be gone from the company again due to continued contract unhappiness before the Bash tour was even over. Ricky Morton played a bit nicer, running out the string on his contract before he too left in September. They wouldn't be back until 1990, well after the WCW takeover.
 
After that we get taped footage from "earlier today" from the luxury ship Blackhawk (so named because it's the ship of the owner of the Chicago Blackhawks) of the contract signing for the NWA World title match on the Bash PPV between Ric Flair and the rapidly rising Lex Luger. Tony calls it "the biggest contract signing in NWA history", which is just a bit of a stretch. But far from the first time Tony would call something the greatest thing in the history of our sport that wasn't. Since they're on a fancy ship everyone plays nice and signs the contract with no shenanigans. Flair, however, does give Luger a subtle warning, saying the Bash tour starts on June 26 and "he better make it to Baltimore".
 
After commercial we go back to JR at the arena's back entrance. Dillon runs up to greet the rest of the Horsemen as their limo arrives. Flair says again Luger still has to make it to Baltimore. We cut back to the arena for intros for the next match, then as soon as that's done cut right back outside because Luger's limo is arriving. As soon as he steps one foot out the door the Horsemen jump all over him! They pound Luger down and tear his tux off! Flair says "You want to be a World champion! I DON'T THINK SO!" and rams Luger's head into the limo's trunk. Luger's bleeding. He takes a few more shots and JR says "Let's go to a break" as the Horsemen leave. And you thought the NXT parking lot was the only unsafe parking area in Florida. Absolutely classic Horsemen beatdown.

NWA United States Tag Team Championship: The Fantastics (c) def The Sheepherders (w/Rip Morgan) in 17:03- We come back from commercial with both teams on the floor. The match might have already started during the beatdown or break, we're not sure. There's no bell so I'm thinking it did. Reset in the ring and the Herders get Rogers down. Rogers gets into dodge mode, hits the ropes, hits a crossbody, then springs up and tags out. Fulton hops in with a dropkick on Luke and he falls out to the floor. The Herders quickly brawl Fulton down too. Back elbow from Butch for 2. Luke tags in but for some reason ref Teddy Long won't let him in. Thought he was a tag team expert. They sort it out and the Herders stay in control. Fulton manages to catch Luke with a dropkick and they fight out to the floor. Morgan comes in from behind and hits Fulton. Fulton ducks and Morgan clotheslines Luke! The Fantastics beat Morgan down on the floor, then get Luke cornered in the ring. Luke's counter shot is lost thanks to another crowd cutaway. Fulton floats over Luke and gets a sleeper on! Butch quickly runs in and breaks it up. Fulton crawls over and tags out. We get the 5 minute call, which either means we didn't miss anything at all and the bell never rang, or someone ringside doesn't know how to keep time. Rogers slam/elbow drop combo on Luke for 2. He tries for what I think is a crucifix but it doesn't come off right at all and they both flop down to the mat. Luke goes to the old eye rake to turn things back around. Fistdrop from Butch for 2. Rogers dodges around, flips out of a backdrop, then slams both Herders. DONNYBROOK! Double noggin knocker for the Herders and they go to the floor to regroup. Back in Butch gets Rogers down again. When Rogers fires back Luke runs in and takes him out. Abdominal stretch from Luke. A wrestling hold?! Wonders never cease. Rogers powers and hiptosses out. Butch gets a knee up in the corner and covers for 2. Rogers dodges and Butch knocks Luke off the apron! Roll and tags to Fulton! He pounds Butch around, but ends up in the wrong end of town. Luke hooks his arm from the apron, allowing Butch to put him back down. Elbow drop from Luke for 2. Fulton hits a shoulderblock and kneelift. Speed run and Fulton runs Luke over with a tackle. Both guys are down. Fulton tries to fight Butch off to make a tag but can't. Blind tag. Fulton crossbodys both Herders! They do a silly but fun sequence where both Fantastics get near falls covering both of the Herders at the same time over and over. The Herders get the hell out of town again to break the momentum. Back in the Fantastics string together their first real sustained offense of the match, working on Luke's arm. Butch pulls the top rope down and Rogers tumbles out to the floor! Guardrail shot for Rogers. Some wiseass fan ringside pokes Rogers with his or her foot and security quickly swoops in to tell them off. Morgan must still have Long distracted because Butch hits Rogers in the back with one of the tag belts. And a (plastic) chairshot to Rogers' back from Luke. Rogers finally manages to stumble back in. Luke covers but Long is still trying to restore order. Backdrop from Luke. Rogers dodges and Butch takes out Luke with a double ax handle off the second rope! But Luke manages to cut the tag off. Rogers pops out of the corner with a clothesline on Butch. Again the tag is cut off. Ripcord knee from Butch for 2. Luke puts a sleeper on. Rogers counters a double team and Luke goes right into a chair being held by Butch! Tag to Fulton! He rolls Luke up, and despite Butch's attempt to break it up gets a pin to retain! Damn good wild all around brawling stuff. Not as good as their classic from the '86 Crockett Cup (which I personally don't rate quite as highly as others do anyway), but like that match the Fantastics took a backseat and let the Herders' wild brawling style lead. ***1/2
 
After commercial, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams is SHOCKED the Horsemen would attack Luger like that. So shocked he can barely get through his promo. But that's not really shock, that's just Doc Death. Williams is joining commentary for the next match as he's been beefing with the Varsity Club lately. 
 
"Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin & Ron Garvin (w/Precious) def The Varsity Club in 13:11- It's TV champ Mike Rotunda (sans belt) and Rick Steiner representing the Club tonight. Kevin Sullivan is going to be locked in a cage on the floor, ostensibly so he can't interfere, but also to try to keep him away from Precious. The local ring announcer, who's been very bleh all night, says Ron Garvin has the "fists of stone". Close enough I guess. But before the match starts we cut back to JR for a Luger update. JR calls the attack "heinous" and says Luger's been taken to a local hospital. We then get a replay of the entire attack like it's Raw or Nitro. After commercial we're finally ready to start this match. It's been a very disjointed presentation tonight. Sullivan is in the cage and the Garvins are all over the Club in the ring. Stereo sleepers from the Garvins. Things settle down with Ron and Steiner in the ring. TV is only half focused on what's happening in the ring, they're just as if more concerned with Sullivan trying to get Precious' attention while holding a piece of paper he wants her to see. Steiner does an insane spinning sell of a Ron clothesline. "Fist" of stone from Ron for 2. Jimmy works on Steiner's arm for a bit. Steiner slides backward to the floor to get free and consults Sullivan. Rotunda tags in and fireman's carry takedowns Jimmy. Hammerlock exchange and Jimmy gets his own fireman's carry into an armbar. Another slow reset with Ron and Rotunda while Jimmy talks to Precious amid Sullivan's continued beckoning of her. The heels swap without a tag behind tag expert Teddy Long's back. Jimmy gets all the way off the apron to talk to Precious and keep her focused. But she continues to inch toward Sullivan while bugger all is happening in the ring. Jimmy runs over and kicks Sullivan's cage. Oh, Precious has the key to the cage. That's what Sullivan wants. The Club continue to kill time with heel shenanigans and armbars. There's no less than two phantom tag spots that we see as Long is not having a good night. Rotunda hits something off the top rope and covers for 2. Ron finally gets a real tag to Jimmy. Dropkick on Steiner. Snap mare/legdrop combo for 2. Now Jimmy kills some time with a front facelock. Williams slowly describes it for all those at home as a front....facelock. Thanks Doc Death. Ron tags in and rolls Steiner up for 2. Jackknife cover for 2. Sunset flip on Rotunda for 2. Ron finally hits a big chop on Rotunda. Rotunda responds with a backdrop/legdrop combo. Sullivan continues to point out the paper that he really really badly wants Precious to see. The Club get Ron in the wrong corner and choke him with Rotunda's workout rope. Ron gets tossed to the floor which kicks off a big brawl down there. Rotunda brings Ron over to the cage and Sullivan manages to hit him. Somewhat. Ron comes back in the ring, headbutts Steiner, and tags out. EVERYONE IN THE POOL! Ron and Rotunda get into it on the floor. Precious finally gets close to the cage and Sullivan grabs her trying to get the key. Meanwhile, something we don't see happens in the ring and Jimmy pins Steiner. Great camera work, guys. Back to what's clearly more important here, Precious is digging around in Sullivan's robe trying to get that piece of paper. I assume. The camera then cuts back to the brawl still going on, so we don't see what happens next over there. Tony says Sullivan grabbed Precious and was choking her. We do see Williams leave commentary and save her, carrying her all the way into the ring. More crack camera/directorial work. Precious then shoves Jimmy away in the ring and leaves by herself to the ABSOLUTE SHOCK of Tony. Pretty nothing match, but the whole thing was completely second fiddle to all the Precious/Sullivan stuff. I don't think we ever learn what was on that piece of paper either. *1/4
 
Tony and Caudle recap the ongoing Road Warriors/Powers of Pain rivalry that started with the famous live weightlifting segment where the POP "accidentally" dropped a weight on Animal's face. They say a scaffold match has been signed for the GAB PPV between those two teams. That will end up being a "card subject to change" due to the POP jumping to WWF just a couple of weeks after this show. After that we see a diagram for the structure that's going to feature in another match at the GAB PPV, the final blowoff for all the Sullivan/Precious stuff in the Tower of Doom. Three levels, 40 feet high, each level slightly smaller than the last. It's the first appearance of a structure design that WCW will use off and on all the way to their final year. It's also going to suck donkey balls, at least this first time out. Most other times too. Caudle then pulls out a supposed ancient parchment that he says Sullivan found "somewhere" that depicts the FIRST EVER Tower of Doom, which is where he got the idea from. Looks more like one of the huts from the cannibal village in the first Monkey Island to me.
 
Nikita Koloff def Al Perez (w/Gary Hart) by DQ in 11:51- Physically Koloff is still going, but mentally he's completely checked out due to his wife suffering from health problems, which would sadly end up taking her life in '89. This is a feud that I think started during the US title tournament. Rough lockup stalemates to start. They start swinging fists around in a believable real fight way. Koloff gives Perez a hard corner whip. Both guys trade off arm holds. Perez tries to armdrag out but Koloff hangs on to an armbar. Koloff then shows his strength (despite his obvious loss of muscle mass) by countering a corner whip attempt into a hard arm takedown. Perez misses a wild senton or elbow drop or something and reset. Perez backs Koloff into the corner and hits the first real shots of the match. Dodge and Koloff runs his shoulder right into the top turnbuckle. Perez is all over it and kicks Koloff out to the floor. Hart gives Koloff a shot on the table next to commentary, collapsing the table. Or breaking its legs off, one or the other. Perez backs Koloff's back into the ring apron. Hart gets another cheap shot in. Koloff goes back out and stalks Hart, allowing Perez to ambush him from behind. He slams Koloff on the unpaded floor. Perez tries to suplex Koloff back in but Koloff fights it off into a cover for 2. Perez quickly gets back on offense. Koloff snap mares out of a chinlock but misses an elbow drop. Perez puts on a double chinlock. Koloff powers Perez up into an electric chair and drops him. Koloff comes off the ropes and they have an ugly as hell midring collision where neither guy seemed to know what they were going for. Perez quickly recovers to drop a knee into Koloff's gut. He tosses Koloff back out to the floor. Koloff tries a sunset flip back in but they back up all the way into the ropes behind them. Koloff blocks a suplex and hits his own. Back elbow from Koloff. Flying tackle. Mounted punches. Another back elbow sends Perez crazily flying over the top rope out to the floor. Larry Zbyszko runs in and attacks Koloff! That draws a DQ. A 3 on 1 gang heel beatdown follows. They seemed to have been planning a Zbyszko/Koloff match at the GAB PPV for Zbyszko's Western States Heritage title, but then they realized no one gave a shit about that title and changed plans. Not much happening here either, but Perez looked good just in trying his level best to keep Koloff on track. *1/2
 
NWA World Tag Team Championship: Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard (c) (w/JJ Dillon) and "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes & Sting double DQ in 10:58- Sting was a fully made man after his already legendary draw with Flair at the first Clash, but everyone knew he still needed some seasoning before he was fully ready for main events full time. That's a very different face paint design he's going with tonight. Sting and Arn start. They quickly do the hair pull/kip up stuff and Arn rolls out for a rethink. Arn hits a cheap shot in the corner over Long, who's reffed every single match tonight. Back to the floor. Sting ducks a shot and Arn hits the ring post. Sting then cranks Arn's arm around it and goes to work on it in the ring. After a couple of escape attempts Arn goes to the eye rake to get free and tag out. Blanchard walks into a Sting armdrag. Hiptoss and flying headscissors from Sting. Dusty tags in to a big pop (Florida was Dusty's longtime home territory) and immediately lays into his longtime old foe Blanchard. Blanchard tries coming off the second rope, but right into Dusty's waiting arms. More elbows and jabs from Dusty follow. Dusty slowly gets Blanchard in a figure four! Dillon distracts Long so Arn can go over and rake Dusty's eyes to get his partner free. Dusty ends up on the apron and Dillon gets a cheap choke in. Back in Dusty gets some counters and hits a flying tackle, which from Dusty is a really big hit. Whoever's in the TV truck seems more interested in getting every kid in the arena that has Sting facepaint on a cutaway shot than showing the match. Supposed dropkick from Dusty and he tags out to Sting. Press slam on Blanchard. Stinger Splash! After losing his place a bit he goes for the Scorpion Death Lock. Arn runs in to break it up and the Horsemen double team Sting. Arn drops him on the guardrail. Back in Arn counters an ill advised backdrop attempt for two. Slam and Arn goes to the second rope. He tries a Vader bomb but Sting gets his knees up. Blanchard tags in and cuts the tag off. The Horsemen do their usual expert job of keeping the ring cut in half and Sting in peril. Sting blocks a suplex attempt, leading to a beautiful sunset flip/clothesline Horsemen counter of the counter. Blanchard covers for 2. He tights pulls Sting back out to the floor (with a bit of difficulty as Sting got caught up in the ropes). Arn DDTs Sting on the concrete! Dillon picks Sting up and rolls him back in. Long is distracted by Dusty trying to get in and the Horsemen can't get the pin. Sting starts slugging back on Arn. Backlside from Sting for 2. While in that Arn tagged out, superb ring awareness as usual. Sting hot shot on Blanchard! Arn tries to stop it but Sting gets the tag to Dusty! DDT on Arn! Dusty drops the big elbow. Blanchard breaks the pin up and things completely break down. Sting tosses Long to the mat so they can keep fighting. Dusty then pushes Long aside. Windham runs in, now wearing a suit, and puts the Claw on Dusty! Long has no choice to call for the bell, completely throwing the match out due to all the chaos. Just fine but no more. You know there's a much better match here with more time and a real finish. **3/4
 
Windham Claws Dusty all the way up the entrance aisle while Arn and Blanchard beat Sting down in the ring. Oh, I think Flair's in there too. That continues all the way to commercial. After the last break JR is with commentary and promises an update on Luger on weekly TV this week. Tony says the Braves are up next. The 1988 Braves? Yeesh. I think I'd rather watch a three hour loop of the Tower of Doom match.
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- Just fine, perfectly average. There's a couple of good matches but nothing amazing or mind blowing. The whole thing does serve as a good buildup for the GAB tour and PPV however.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C
 
v2.0 posted 9/8/26

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Saturday Night's Main Event XIV

Legacy Review

Saturday Night's Main Event XIV

January 2, 1988 (taped December 7, 1987) from the Capital Centre in Landover, MD

Commentary: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura
 
The green screen work is much better this time around. It helps that it's plain black instead of a starfield. Bobby Heenan (in a neck brace) says he's stepping aside for Bundy's title match and Andre will be in his corner instead.

2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the WWF Tag Team Championship: Strike Force (c) def The Bolsheviks (w/Slick) in 7:55- Santana teamed up with Martel during the summer of '87 to replace Tom Zenk, and they pulled the upset title win over the Hart Foundation on weekly TV in November.
FIRST FALL- Santana and Zhukov start. Solid Santana led back and forth. Quick face tags and arm work on Zhukov. Volkoff tries a press slam but Martel squirts out and gets a roll up for 2. Small package for 2. Santana hits a cross body on Zhukov. Volkoff breaks up the pin. Heel double team. Volkoff straight misses a couple of kicks or stomps on a prone Santana. Santana sells them anyway. Zhukov with a back suplex for 2. Santana dodges an elbow, dodges Zhukov and tags. Hot tag sequence from Martel. The Boston Crab gets a submission and the first fall.
SECOND FALL- Santana dropkicks Volkoff over and out. Double dropkick on Zhukov. Martel loads the Crab up again but Volkoff breaks it up. More heel double teams as the ref gets Santana out and Martel is forcer (striker?) in peril. Volkoff gut wrench suplex for 2. Santana runs in, allowing more heel double teams. Knee drop from Volkoff for 2. Martel tries a sunset flip. Midring collision. Tags on both sides. Santana has dropkicks for everyone. Flying flauta! The pin's broken up and we have a donnybrook. Volkoff gets Slick's cane. Santana dodges and Zhukov eats it. Santana rolls him up for a pin and it's over. Eh. About as good as you'll get with the Bolsheviks. *3/4

Fuji and Sika have a giant loaf of bread and giant jar of mustard to make a Damien sandwich with. Well, it's a nice change of pace from the usual "heel is scared to death" of Damien story.
 
Jake "The Snake" Roberts def Sika (w/Mr. Fuji) in 3:35- Deep Roberts armdrags. He ducks a couple of Sika punches and hits a clothesline. Shoulderblocks in the corner. Sika blocks a corner whip, hits a backdrop and rakes Roberts' back. Fuji gets a couple of cane shots in. Sika locks in the Nerve Pinch of Tormentable Agony +1. Roberts counters a backdrop with a kneelift. Short punches. Fuji grabs his foot to break the momentum. Roberts dodges a Sika corner charge, Sika Bret bumps, and Roberts rolls him up on the bounceback to win. Afterward Fuji eats a DDT and gets to play with Damien for a bit. Fuji almost completely no sells the DDT walking out, but his hat stayed glued on the whole time so who knows how much padding was in that thing? Strategery. 3/4*
 
WWF Championship: Hulk Hogan (c) def King Kong Bundy (w/Andre the Giant) in 12:09- Hogan and Andre stare down on Hogan's entrance again. Hogan wins the lockup, dodges a charge and goes around the world with buckle shots. Big chops. The big boot sends Bundy outside. Still all Hogan after Bundy gets back in so he powders to confer with Andre. Bundy powers out of an arm wringer and pulls Hogan's hair to get control. Shoulderblocks stagger Bundy, but he ducks a clothesline and pops Hogan with a back elbow. More work on Hogan's arm. Eventually Hogan punches out and successfully slams Bundy, but the elbow follow up is dodged. They trade places with Bundy getting a slam but Hogan dodging elbows until he does a mini hulk up. Corner clothesline. Bundy goes for an avalanche, but the ref is in the way and he gets squashed between Hogan and Bundy! Hogan dodges a big splash and punches Bundy out of the ring. The match pauses as a replacement ref takes over, and the clinically dead original ref does a stretcher job to the morgue. Reset with Bundy getting control. Knee drop for 2. A chop sends Hogan over and out! Avalanche! A second one! Bundy gets arrogant, takes his time and demands his usual five count. Big splash. Hulk Up! Bundy does a Bret bump, Hogan hits the legdrop and good night. Perfectly serviceable. **1/4

Now for the real money for the night. Hogan calls Andre into the ring. Andre teases stepping in, then decides not to...until Hogan turns his back. Andre chokes Hogan down. The British Bulldogs run in and try to stop him. Andre throws them out and starts choking Hogan again. More faces run in from the locker room and try to get Andre off Hogan. Finally, Jim Duggan gets in and whacks Andre with his 2x4. That gets Andre's attention in a "if you shoot Mongo you'll only make him mad" way, but it allows the faces to get Hogan out of the ring. There's a funny unplanned moment where a frustrated Duggan slams the 2x4 on the ring apron and it breaks in half.
 
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (w/Jimmy Hart) def Koko B Ware in 7:30- Ware's just a proxy here as Valentine has been feuding with his former tag partner Brutus Beefcake. Valentine hits a quick hot shot and drops some hammers for some near falls. He goes for an early figure four but Ware fights out. Valentine slowly and deliberately climbs up the ropes and hits a double ax handle. Beefcake comes to ringside. Ware uses the distraction to get a roll up and small package for 2. Valentine slides out and jaws at Beefcake. The match stops as the ref goes out and orders Beefcake back to the locker room, which Beefcake takes forever to do. When it gets going again Valentine is right back on offense. He gets sloppy and crotches himself on Ware's knees, but Ware STILL can't get any offense in. Finally Valentine goes up top again and Ware slams him off. Slugfest. A dropkick puts Valentine down. Valentine flop off a Ware headbutt. Ware gets a fistdrop off the second rope for 2. Valentine hits a kneebreaker, locks in the figure four, and that's it. Yet another TV loss for Hall of Famer Koko B Ware, and a damn near squash at that. *1/2

After the match Beefcake comes back in and runs Valentine off. Ware holds Jimmy Hart in the ring. Beefcake comes back in and takes a bit of hair off the top with the TITATNIUN STEEL BLADES until Valentine returns to save his manager.

In the back with Mean Gene, Andre gloats about how good it felt to choke the life out of Hogan, says he's going to squeeze the title right off him, and gives Okerlund a taste as well. The show closes with a medical update on Hogan: windpipe damage, but no tracheotomy required. Also, thankfully no anal bleeding. Hogan and Andre go on to sign rematch contracts at the first Royal Rumble, and the match will take place at the next Main Event.

Monday, December 7, 2020

Saturday Night's Main Event XIII

Legacy Review

Saturday Night's Main Event XIII

November 28, 1987 (taped November 11) from the Seattle Center Coliseum in Seattle, WA

Commentary: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura

This show is in one of those classic pretape holes, taping before Survivor Series but airing two days after it. The show opens with Savage giving another "Danger Zone" promo over the Twilight Zone music and some really awful green screen work. I've seen better CSO (as the BBC called it) in early '70s Doctor Who.

We get a short piece of footage of Danny Davis attacking George Steele with the ring bell on weekly TV. Steele is clearly not over Elizabeth, as he's now carrying an action figure (well, in this case doll would probably be more accurate) of her with him.

George "The Animal" Steele def "Dangerous" Danny Davis by DQ in 3:49- Steele charges right in and bites Davis in the corner. The first half of the match is Davis powders, gets back in, tries to ambush Steele, Steele somehow outsmarts him (yikes), Davis powders again, rinse and repeat. Finally Davis gets an international spike out of his tights and works Steele over with it for the second half of the match, keeping it out of the ref's view. He was a ref so he should know all the tricks. After a bit Steele lifts Davis up in a hammerlock, Davis accidentally kicks the ref, and we have a cheap DQ. Steele hunts down, kills and eats a turnbuckle pad after. DUD

Clips from the last SNME of the Hart Foundation costing Savage an IC title match against the Honky Tonk Man.
 
"Macho Man" Randy Savage (w/Elizabeth) def Bret "Hitman" Hart (w/Jimmy Hart and Jim Neidhart) in 12:03- Savage signals he's fired up by flinging his robe and sunglasses away. Jimmy Hart and Anvil try to corner Elizabeth. Savage jumps out to shoo them off and chases them around the ring. He drags Bret out and posts him. Bret favors his arm and slowly gets back in. Savage beat down in the corner. A corner whip is reversed and reversed and reversed and finally Bret takes the buckles, but dodges a Savage charge. Bret lays in the beatdown in the corner. As you'd expect with these two every single move and moment is being done with 100% snap and intensity. Savage counters a backdrop. Bret recovers on the apron. Savage charges, pushes the ropes, and Bret gets sprung off the apron and into the guardrail! The Hart entourage helps him recover while Savage teases coming off the top rope. Anvil gets on the apron. Savage gives him and Hart a double noggin knocker. With the decks cleared Savage dives off the top rope to the floor, but Bret was waiting for him with the megaphone and Savage takes it in the gut! Elizabeth tries to help but Anvil chases her off and rolls Savage back in. Bret slams Savage upside down in the corner and he gets in the tree of woe. Bret piledriver for 2. Savage dodges a corner charge and Bret posts his shoulder. Double ax handle off the top for 2. Bret comes back with a gut punch and backbreaker. Savage dodges the elbow off the second rope. Snap clothesline over the top rope for 2. Bret backdrops Savage over the top rope to the floor! Savage hurts his ankle on the landing. He tries to recover on the floor and Elizabeth takes his boot off. Savage works the rest of the match in one sock foot. He gets back in and uses the ropes to try to stand up. He can't put any weight on the hurt leg. Bret goes right for it. He posts the ankle! With no boot on! Stepover toe hold. Savage pushes out and Bret posts his shoulder again. Savage is trying to hobble around on one leg. Bret quickly gets back on the ankle. Single leg crab. Savage gets under the ropes. Bret snap mares him over the top rope back into the ring. Savage gets a desperation eye poke and slides to the apron. Bret picks him up to slam him, but Savage rolls through it into a Paul Smackage and the win! Holy crap what a match. Savage gave an absolute masterclass in selling a leg injury. The only thing I can criticize, other than it being too short, is the arm/shoulder shots on Bret didn't end up going anywhere, but it doesn't matter a whole lot. Want to see the best match ever on a SNME, at least the original incarnation? This is it. This Bret Hart guy, he might be someone someday. ****1/4

Bobby Heenan teases a huge surprise for the title match. Everyone should have figured out what that's code for by now, but of course Vince and Ventura don't have a clue.
 
WWF Championship: King Kong Bundy (w/Bobby Heenan) def Hulk Hogan (c) by countout in 13:45- Heenan takes the mic and calls his huge surprise down to ringside. If you hadn't figured out well before now it's Andre the Giant, I can't help you. Hogan jaws with Andre on his entrance. Bundy and Hogan go face to face and shove before locking up. Shoulderblock standoff. Hogan goes down on the second one. They hit the ropes again, but Hogan flips the script with a high knee. He tries to slam Bundy but can't. Bundy falls on top of him for a 2 count then works Hogan's back a bit. Hogan dodges a big splash. Huge clothesline! Hogan's feeling it tonight. He telegraphs a backdrop and Bundy whacks him with a clubbing blow. Long chinlock spot with the arm drops. When Hogan comes back he hits the big boot. He hits the ropes again but Andre trips him. The bell rings and the refs separate everyone. The match ref orders Andre to return to the back, and he'll waive the DQ and let the match continue. Andre is predictably reluctant but Heenan begs him to go, saying it's Bundy's match and he'll mess everything up. Andre eventually does, taking out a cameraman (that we see POV from the camera) on his way out. The match restarts with a Bundy beatdown. Hogan reverses a whip and hits the corner clothesline. Around the world buckle shots on Bundy. Chops. Another high knee. Bundy dodges an elbow. He stands on Hogan's back and slaps on a bear hug. Hogan elbows out, but Bundy catches him running with a back elbow. .5 avalanche. Bundy hits a big splash on Hogan's back and covers. Hulk Up. 3 punches, big man slam. Bundy rolls out and drags Hogan with him. Hogan gets some more shots in and rolls Bundy back in, but as he's getting back in Heenan sneaks up and grabs his boot! Hogan's counted out! Sore loser Hogan knocks Bundy out with a punch and beats Heenan up after. Surprisingly not bad at all. For whatever reason Hogan was really going max effort out there, and the overall package was good setup for a rematch on the next SNME, and slow burn to the eventual Hogan/Andre rematch in February. **3/4
 
Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Oliver Humperdink) def Hercules in 7:00- Heenan's not out with Herc because he suffered a neck injury from the Hogan beatdown. Staredown and Herc posing before a very rough lockup. Shoulderblock standoffs. A back elbow from Herc staggers Bigelow. Clothesline over the top and out! Bigelow snap mares Herc down to the floor! Brawl on floor. As Bigelow slams Herc on the floor the bell rings for a double countout. Bigelow grabs the mic and demands the match be restarted. Herc agrees. They do football charges that end in standoffs. Herc tries a trip but Bigelow carwheels over him. Herc dodges a dropkick, drops elbows and a knee. Herc tries to come off the top. Bigelow catches him! Press slam. Bigelow hits the slingshot big splash and gets the 3. Shockingly stiff and much better than expected. **1/2

Bundy demands a rematch with Hogan at the next SNME, and he wants Andre in his corner officially. Hogan accepts his terms.

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Clash of the Champions I

Legacy Review

Clash of the Champions I

March 27, 1988 from the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, NC
 
Commentary: Jim Ross and Tony Schiavone
 
The Clash, like the Royal Rumble, started as a direct result of the Jim Crockett Promotions/WWF scheduling wars that started in the fall of '87. Round 1 was WWF putting Survivor Series opposite Starrcade on PPV and murdering their buyrate. JCP tried to recover those losses by putting the finals of the '88 Bunkhouse Stampede on PPV, but WWF countered with the first Rumble on basic cable USA at the same time. Now JCP is finally firing their first salvo back, putting this new special on TBS directly opposite Wrestelmania 4. This show also represents the beginning of a deepening relationship between JCP and TBS parent company Turner, which will directly lead to Turner buying the promotion when its finances completely collapse later in the year.
 
One good thing about this show right from the start: after experimenting with holding big shows well outside their normal area for Starrcade '87 and Bunkhouse Stampede, tonight they're back in their home arena of the Greensboro Coliseum. Another good thing- the intro. Title belts. Smoke. Lightning. It's fantastic. One of the all time great show intros, PPV or anywhere. They even use the correct belt graphics all through the show for their respective title matches.
 
College Rules Match for the NWA World Television Championship: Mike Rotunda (c) (w/Kevin Sullivan) def "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin (w/Precious) in 6:10- Both Rotunda and Sullivan came over to JCP full time from Florida at the start of the year. At the same time they formed a new heel stable, the Varsity Club, along with former UWF wrestler Rick Steiner. The gimmick was that everyone in the group had a legitimate amateur wrestling background, and all repped their respective universities with their gear. Most of them anyway, Sullivan always dresses like Sullivan. Rotunda defeated Nikita Koloff for the TV title just a couple of days after Bunkhouse Stampede. Of course Sullivan being Sullivan there's some weirdness going on too, in this instance Sullivan seeming to have some kind of fascination with Precious, a feud that will run through the summer. Playing off the Club's gimmick, this match is amateur style rules with three 5 minute rounds and one count pinfalls. That's right, one. Lockups and Rotunda gets the first takedown. Garvin stays with him pretty good on the mat. Garvin wants to GO and, of course, Rotunda goes right into stall mode. Quick armdrag from Rotunda and he celebrates with some mocking jumping jacks. Next lockup Garvin gets an armdrag, plus hiptoss and slam. Rotunda slides out to break the momentum. Is that part of amateur rules? Back in Garvin grabs a top wristlock and Rotunda immediately pulls his hair to get free. Whip reversal and Garvin hits a back elbow. He covers but Rotunda quickly kicks free since all it takes is a 1. Garvin works a front facelock. Rotunda backs him into the corner. A big shove from Garvin puts Rotunda down. Another corner break and this time Rotunda hits a cheap shot over ref Teddy Long and drops Garvin on the top rope. Clothesline from Rotunda. He tries to get Garvin into a pining position but Garvin fights him on the mat, running out the clock to end round 1. During the 30 second rest period Rotunda goes over and gives Garvin a cheap shot. Bell for round 2 and Rotunda is all over Garvin again. Slam and Rotunda goes up top. Garvin catches him and slams him down. Backdrop from Garvin. Sullivan tries to get in the ring. Precious runs over and grabs him. Sullivan grabs Precious by the throat! And I mean for real. Garvin runs over to save his woman. Rotunda comes from behind, rolls Garvin up, and gets the 1 count for the pin to retain. This didn't really work. If they were going to do the silly rules it needed more time to play out, but 1 count pins in the pros is a terrible idea to start with. *
 
After the bell Garvin hits Rotunda with the brain buster. Rick Steiner runs in and attacks Garvin. Precious hits Steiner from behind with a 2x4! Jim Duggan must have left that laying around. Then she chokes Sullivan with a coat hanger! I guess that has something to do with their ongoing thing, I don't remember.
 
After commercial Bob Caudle welcomes back "Dr. Death" Steve Williams, back from one of his All Japan tours and I guess over how horribly JCP booked him as the last UWF World champ the previous year. Doc Death lives up to his name by murdering his promo. Talking was never his strong suit. The gist is he wants next for whoever wins the World title match. 
 
NWA United States Tag Team Championship: The Midnight Express (c) (w/Jim Cornette) def The Fantastics by DQ in 10:15- The Fantastics are also recent JCP signees after becoming near legends across other southern territories. They participated in the first Crockett Cup in '86 as a UWF team and pretty much stole the entire tournament despite getting knocked out in the quarterfinals. When they made their official JCP debut a couple of weeks prior to this they defeated the Midnights in a non-title match, which is what led them to getting the shot tonight. Cornette has a fan section ringside of what looks like college age guys. Wonder if that was legit or if they were plants for the show. As soon as the Fantastics hit the ring we're off! Tom Miller has to bail before ever introducing the Fantastics. Fulton and Eaton go to the floor while Rogers hits Lane off the top rope in the ring. Eaton tries a wild swing with a chair and misses everything. Fulton then gets the chair and nails Eaton with it. Double backdrop on Lane in the ring. All four go back to the floor and a table gets randomly thrown. Rogers gets thrown into a Cornette held chair. This is CHAOS. But good chaos. Lane gives Rogers a chairshot. Cornette is still tossing chairs all over the place. Ref Pee Wee Anderson finally gets a semblance of control as Rogers and Eaton get in the ring and their partners take their places on the apron. Blind tag from the Fantastics and Fulton slams Eaton. So much for order, all four guys are right back in there again. Both Midnights fly upside down into the corners. Fulton mounted punches on Eaton. The Midnights finally manage to work Rogers into a nice high/low double team to change the momentum around. Karate kick from Lane. Eaton pounds on Rogers. Cornette lifts a table up and Rogers is run into it! Legdrop from Lane. And an elbow drop. Rogers fires back with a shoulder to Lane's gut. Eaton tags in and powerslams Rogers. Elbow off the top rope from Eaton! That hurt him too and he has to tag out. Gutwrench suplex from Lane. Decapitation Device style double team from the Midnights. Rogers tries to fight back again on Eaton but is cut off. Mounted punches form Eaton. Rogers flash sunset flip on Lane, but the ref is distracted by Cornette and Fulton arguing. Thrust kick from Lane to the back of Rogers' head, then he tosses him out to the floor. Eaton slams Rogers on the table! It wasn't standing so it doesn't break, but for '88 that's still a big hit. Then Eaton bulldogs Rogers on the table! Sadly mostly off camera. Fulton finally manages to go over and be a shield to help Rogers recover. Back in the Midnights hit another double team as Rogers is so out of it he can barely move off a whip. He does try to fight back again. He dives onto Eaton and gets a tag! But Lane had the ref distracted and it's disallowed! Fantastic (no pun intended) timing, much better than the usual telegraphed phantom tag spots. Cornette comes in and hits a racket shot! Fulton sees and it's DONNYBROOK CRAZY again. I think the ref went down at some point. The whole show is being shot from tight ringside cameras so it's hard to tell, and they're cutting so often they're missing stuff. Cornette tries for another racket shot. Fulton ducks and Eaton takes it! The Fantastics hit the rocket launcher! Backup ref Tommy Young comes in and counts 3! The Fantastics win the titles! BUT WAIT! With the ref swap you can smell the Dusty Finish coming. And yup, Anderson calls for a DQ for an over the top rope throw at some point again there. After the decision the heels whip the hell out of Fulton with Cornette's belt until Rogers saves him. Crap finish aside that was a hell of a match, absolute nonstop action from start to finish with a great balance between classic tag formula and pure chaos. ****1/4
 
On replay we see that Fulton deliberately threw Anderson over the top rope in the end of match melee. The ref *was* the over the top rope throw! OK, that was actually a justified DQ. Far from the worst Dusty Finish I've ever seen. The Fantastics would manage to wrest the titles from the Midnights at a TV taping in April, and the two teams would continue to trade the titles between them the rest of the year.
 
After commercial we get some TBS cross promotion symmetry, with a very weird pretaped bit featuring Jim Cornette and a character from The New Leave it to Beaver (a sequel to the original '50s sitcom Turner had just picked up to pair with reruns of the original), with the actor playing it as his TV character and not himself. After that Gary Hart and Al Perez are with Caudle to lay down a formal challenge to Dusty for the US title. We then get some promotion for JCP's next major event, the third annual Crockett Cup, taking place in April right here in Greensboro. The top 10 seeds for the tournament are revealed. I want to get into that like I did the first two Crockett Cups, but the only copy available in the WWE Vault or anywhere else I know of is the original VHS copy with all the matches clipped and cut down. I hate reviewing clipped matches if other options are possible so it's just going to have to wait and hopefully we'll get a more complete release at some point. But it's a story I'm eager to tell because the whole thing turned into a major fiasco. Another signpost on the road toward JCP having to sell out to Turner before the end of the year. 
 
Barbed Wire Match: NWA United States Heavyweight Champion "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes & The Road Warriors (w/Paul Ellering) def Ivan Koloff & The Powers of Pain (w/Paul Jones) in 3:39- This was set up by a famous weightlifting segment on weekly TV, where the POP "accidentally" dropped a barbell right on Animal's face. Animal is wearing a full face mask for this match because of the unspecified injuries he sustained. Dusty's also got some Road Warrior style facepaint on. The heel team are actually wearing belts on their entrance. I can tell you those are the almost never seen on a major show NWA 6 man tag titles. True to form, commentary doesn't even mention them. To make this a "barbed wire" match the ropes all around the ring have been loosely draped with barbed wire. I know if it was real barbed wire it wouldn't take much but still, the visual looks pretty half assed. There's really not a lot to say about this one, it's an all around three on three brawl with some barbed wire gouging and bleeding that's thankfully kept very short. JR actually does mention the 6 man titles in passing. Animal hits Warlord with a powerslam, Barbarian goes for a headbutt off the top but hits Warlord, and Animal gets the pin. Naturally after the bell the heels get Animal's mask off and go to work on his injured face some more until the others save him. Next. 1/2*
 
While JR and Tony try to do a stand up some wild drunks hilariously walk behind them and yell to try to steal the shot. After that Caudle is with a "new look" Nikita Koloff, who's back after being out since losing the TV title. Only difference I see is he's wearing a white suit. Nice to see he's finally spending some of those American dollars he's been earning since realizing the errors of the Party's ways. 
 
NWA World Tag Team Championship: "The Total Package" Lex Luger & Barry Windham def Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard (c) (w/JJ Dillon) in 9:35- Luger was a Horseman at the start of his JCP run, but after his loss to Dusty for the US title at Starrcade blamed Dillon's screw up in the match for his loss, was kicked out of the group and turned face. Which was all part of the long term plan for him, he was only put in the Horsemen in the first place so he could be an even bigger face when he turned on them or vice versa. Windham was a natural partner as he'd been butting heads with the Horsemen ever since his JCP arrival. All the music on this show sounds like it's been dubbed over. I wonder if that was by TBS on the original broadcast. Luger and Blanchard start. Luger quickly shows his superior strength. The Horsemen run in and try to double team Luger. Luger fights them off with clotheslines. Powerslam on Blanchard and Luger calls for the Torture Rack already. He gets Blanchard up in it! Arn breaks it up and tags in. He goes right after Luger's leg. Typical smart strategery. Cut the big man's support off. Luger pushes Arn with his leg and he runs into Blanchard! Tag to Windham. Double noggin knocker on the Horsemen. Flying lariat on Blanchard. Powerslam for 2. Sleeper on Blanchard! Blanchard steps all the way to the floor but Windham keeps the hold on! Blanchard goes out and Windham lets go. Arn runs over and tries to revive his partner. Blanchard snaps Windham over the top rope, then tries going up top. Windham slams him back down. Now Windham gets an abdominal stretch on Blanchard. Dillon distracts ref Tommy Young complaining about a phantom tights pull, allowing Arn to come in and hit Windham, then plant him with a DDT. Cover for 2. World's Greatest Spinebuster! Windham kicks out! Arn tries for a leverage pin and crotches himself on Windham's knees. Blanchard just barely cuts a tag off. Blanchard hits some punches and covers for 2. Windham gets momentum running the ropes and hits a crossbody for 2. Midring collision! After recovering they do some mat counters and work into the bridge up spot. Windham uses that to hit a gutwrench suplex! Arn tags in while Windham is still clearing the cobwebs and cranks Windham's arm. Snap mare from Arn. Windham dodges a kneedrop. Simultaneous punches! Both guys slowly flop down. Again Arn falls right and Blanchard just cuts off Windham from tagging. Blanchard hits the slingshot suplex! Windham kicks out! Windham punches Blanchard, then literally flops down in the right direction and reaches out to tag Luger! Brilliantly done. Luger goes nuts on both Horsemen. Clothesline on Arn. Another one. Double noggin knocker. Blanchard catches Luger with a knee from the apron. Luger quickly recovers and powerslams Arn. EVERYONE IN THE POOL! Dillon has a chair in the corner. Arn is run into it! Luger covers and gets the pin for the titles! INSANE pop! The crowd wanted to see the Horsemen get taken down so bad, and they got it. They didn't get much time and had to rush their usual stuff, but they did it brilliantly. Like the other tag match, nonstop though more traditional action from start to finish aided by a nuclear hot crowd. ****
 
The celebration would be short lived. Barely a month later Arn and Blanchard would win the titles back in one of the best angles of the year. During the match Windham shocked, I mean SHOCKED, everyone by turning on Luger and joining the Horsemen, taking the spot that had been left vacant by Luger's own departure from the group and forming in my opinion the greatest and definitive version of the Horsemen. Soon after that in May Windham won a tournament for the vacant US title (Dusty was stripped for attacking Jim Crockett) to once again give the Horsemen all the major gold in the company.
 
As was and would not be uncommon for JCP and later WCW we have a group of judges for this match because in the words of Tom Miller "there must be a winner". If there's any kind of draw the decision is kicked to them. As judges we have NWA official Gary Juster, former wrestler Sandy Scott, and then a cavalcade of unqualified celebrities. First is Patty Mullen, the 1988 "Pet of the Year". What, from Penthouse? On TURNER?! The ultimate family channel? Besides The Family Channel of course. Yes that was a real thing. That's.....something. She certainly does live up to the billing though. Next up is Ken Osmond, the New Leave it to Beaver actor that appeared with Cornette earlier. And finally is The Wonder Years star Jason Hervey, making the first of what would be quite a few WCW appearances as he was a legit fan. More than that, he'd actually end up working backstage in later years for TNA. The real deal. 
 
NWA World Heavyweight Championship: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (c) & Sting 45:00 time limit draw- Sting was one of the wrestlers JCP acquired when they bought UWF in '88. They quickly knew they had something special, though still a bit raw and needing a bit more development. He's been an instant hit with the crowd as well. This is his first sniff of anything related to the main event. And he's up against The Man at his absolute peak. Flair's got the crappy synth version of his music again that he also had at Starrcade. I guess that sadly lasted longer than I remembered. As part of the stipulations for this match JJ Dillon is being suspended above the ring in a cage so he can't interfere. Fortunately he doesn't argue too much as we need to get going since we're on "TV time remaining", hence the time limit being 15 minutes less than usual for a World title match. Bell ring, Flair gives us a "WOOOOOOOO" and we're off. Lockup, corner clean break and Sting gives us his yell. Flair cranks an arm wringer and pulls Sting's hair. That tiny little mini ponytail dangling the back that was somehow a trend in the late '80s. Sting kips right back up and Flair quickly backs off. Top wristlock fight. Flair actually has the early edge before Sting fights back up. Flair is very cautious getting back into it. Sting wants a test of strength knucklelock and Flair goes for it. That's an easy Sting win. Flair backs him into the corner. First chop. No effect! Sting hiptoss and dropkick! Flair rolls out to rethink things. Back in Flair does his hammerlock workaround. Despite his efforts Sting reverses it and cranks on Flair's arm a bit. Long speed run and Sting hits a press slam. Flying headscissors from Sting! That's one he won't keep for long. Headlock takedown from Sting and he works that a bit. Flair tries some escapes but keeps ending up back in the headlock. Flair manages to back Sting into the corner and hits another chop. Again no effect. Sting goes for mounted punches then decides better of it. Instead he punches Flair across the ring. Another hiptoss. Flair dodges a dropkick.....then Flair Flop! A fantastic one. Flair tries to throw Sting out but Sting hops right back into the ring. This time he hits some mounted punches, then back to the headlock. I'm just noticing Sting has a cut on his chest. Might be from one of Flair's chops, but it seems like it's on the wrong side. On a rope break Flair hits a sneaky shot to Sting's ribs, which finally seems to hurt Sting. More chops in the corner that this time do have an effect. Sting fires back though. Another press slam with a phenomenal sell from Flair. Bear hug! Flair, of course, sells it to the cheap seats. Flair slowly pushes and gets close to the ropes, but then goes down and Sting gets a couple of near falls. "OH GOD MY BACK!". Sting, maybe showing some inexperience, lets go of the bear hug. He hits some ground and pound punches, then goes for a big elbow drop. Flair dodges! Corner whip. Flair dodges, almost flopping back down, and Sting crashes elbow first into the corner. Sting still comes after Flair hurt arm or no and Flair begs off. He tries more mounted punches. Flair counters with an inverted atomic drop. He drags Sting out to the floor, an area Flair very much has the advantage. Sting is whipped into the guardrail. More chops back in. Hard corner whip and Sting goes down. Another one. Snap mare/kneedrop combo. That gets some "WOOOO"s from the crowd. Another kneedrop. Flair continues to slowly pick Sting apart, clearly thinking he's got the kid pretty much taken care of. Another toss to the floor. Flair gets a chair. Tommy Young takes it away! Flair settles for another guardrail whip instead. Back in Flair pounds Sting in the corner. Sting starts hulking up off chops! A punch sends Flair 360 over the top rope to the floor! Flair dodges and Sting clotheslines the post! Second time he's hit that arm hard. Back in Flair zeroes in on the target. Again Sting uses the crowd to fire back up. Another hair pull and kip up. Sting hits knees, chokes Flair in the corner, and gets another hiptoss. Clothesline for 2. Big Sting yell and the crowd's going nuts for him. Suplex from Sting. He stands over Flair. Scorpion Death Lock! Flair quickly fights it and gets to the ropes for a break. Another Flair chop that Sting barely notices. Punch and Flair Flop 2! Flair ducks a wild Sting dive and Sting goes over the top rope to the floor! Coming back in Sting goes up top. Crossbody for a long 2! Sting grabs another headlock. Flair uses that to hit a kneebreaker! Here we go. Get your jackets and head to the bus stop kids, we're going to school. Flair kicks Sting's leg out of his leg as the work on it really begins. Another kneebreaker. Sting falls out to the floor. Flair teases coming off the top rope to the floor but Young stops him. More shots on the knee back in. Back suplex. Flair, with much moment milking, slaps the figure four on! With rope leverage. That gets a near fall. Sting fights with all he has, then fires up and drags Flair away from the ropes! Sting reversal! Flair is stuck there for a bit shouting in pain before the hold is finally broken. Both guys limp back up. Flair gets the first shot on Sting's knee. He gets on the apron and teases suplexing Sting over the top rope all the way out to the floor! Sting blocks it and suplexes Flair back in the ring! He tries a big splash but Flair gets his knees up. Sting gets Flair in an abdominal stretch! We get the 10 minutes left call as Flair hiptosses out. He tries going up top and as usual gets slammed back down. Cover for 2. Sting drags Flair over and crotches him on the post! Sting puts on a figure four! Another inexperience mistake, he should be going for his own hold instead of Flair's. He does get a couple of near falls. Flair finally gets a rope break. Sting gets back up and shouts "Do you know how to party or what?" at Dillon, all kinds of fired up. More mounted punches and another hiptoss. Flair begs off. Sting stays on him with more stomps on Flair's bad leg. Flair shoves Young out of frustration and of course Young shoves him back down. Corner whip and Flair Flip! He falls all the way to the floor, right by the judges' table. Though not quite "over" as JR tries to make it out as. Sting gives Flair a shot on the judges' table. Post shot and Flair flops over the guardrail into the crowd. 5 minutes left. Flair tries a sunset flip back in. Sting's having none of it. Flair's bleeding a little bit off the post shot but way less than his usual. More mounted punches. Flair tries an inverted atomic drop counter. Sting blocks it and hits a clothesline! Flair barely gets a foot on the rope before 3! Flair dodges a Stinger Splash and Sting flies all the way out to the floor! 3 minutes. They trade shots back in. Flair gets a sleeper on! Sting runs Flair into the corner! Flair Flop 3! Flair grabs Sting and tosses him out again. Sting quickly comes back in with a sunset flip. Flair tries to fight it. He drops down on Sting and grabs the ropes for leverage. Young sees it and kicks him off! Sting cradle! Flair just kicks out! The crowd bit pretty hard on that one. Another Flair Flip! Flair runs across and gets a crossbody off the top. Sting reverses it for another long 2! Flair hits shots that do nothing to Sting. One minute left. Sting goes to mounted punches again. The Stinger Splash hits! One last Flair Flop! The Scorpion Death Lock is on! 30 seconds left. Can Flair hang on? 20. 15. 10....the bell rings! Flair might have gone out, but it was a tick too late. Time limit draw. Absolutely amazing match that instantly made Sting a megastar. At this stage of his career getting a hard fought draw with Flair was just as good as a win. Sting's inexperience did show as he was still learning and developing, but Flair ring generaled him absolutely perfectly and you can easily see the potential for much more. We already know that Flair's base "wrestling a broomstick" match in this peak period is already really damn good, so he doesn't need much from the other side to get into true greatness. He got that here, and for Sting it's just the start. ****1/2
 
After commercial Tom Miller announces the final decision of the judges. Two for Flair, two for Sting, and somehow one of the judges managed to score the match a draw. Is that even an option? So much for "there must be a winner". The only reason for this was to keep people tuned in during the last commercial break. 
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- After a middling at best Starrcade and the epic disaster that was Bunkhouse Stampede, this was a win JCP desperately needed. A true PPV level show on cable TV. Put aside two short undercard duds, which is easy, and the wrestling the rest of the show is incredible. Two fantastic tag title sprints, and an absolute star making main event that will be talked about for decades after. Off the success of this show the Clash will immediately become a regular feature, with three more taking place just over the course of '88.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: A
 
v2.0 posted 8/20/26

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