Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Survivor Series '02

Legacy Review

Survivor Series '02

November 17, 2002 from Madison Square Garden in New York City
 
Commentary: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler (Raw), Michael Cole and Tazz (Smackdown)
 
As we head into the final Big 4 PPV of the year the brand split has nicely settled in during the months since Summerslam, with each brand starting to establish a distinct identity under GMs Eric Bischoff (Raw) and Stephanie McMahon (SD) (and aided by separate creative teams, particularly with Paul Heyman leading creative on SD). The split of the world titles has even brought some stability on that front after a multitude of WWE Championship changes the first half of the year, with both champions holding onto the belts since the title split in early September. Doesn't seem like long, but that's how often the title was changing hands before then.
 
They're using the short MSG entrance again tonight, which I always like, same as the last couple of PPVs here (Summerslam '98 and Royal Rumble 2000). The opening arena shots focus on what's hanging above the ring, the large, ominous and brand new Elimination Chamber. More on that when we get there.
 
Elimination Tables Match: Bubba Ray Dudley, Spike Dudley and Jeff Hardy def 3 Minute Warning and Rico in 14:20 (Raw)- This is the closest thing there will be to a traditional Survivor Series match tonight. It's individual elimination rules tonight instead of team elimination, probably because it's Survivor Series. The heels charge the ring on their entrance and we're off. After a bit of brawling the faces clear the ring. Bubba Ray is still wrestling in shorts, a fairly recent change. Bubba Ray tries to toss Spike onto 3MW on the floor but they catch him instead. Bubba Ray sets up and Jeff launches off him to do a Poetry in Motion type dive down onto everyone on the floor! Bubba Ray flips Rico back in the ring. They do some basic back and forth stuff while the crowd does the dumbass "We want tables" chant. IT'S A TABLES MATCH, OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TABLES! Serious pet peeve of mine, that chant. Anyway, both Spike and Jeff take turns hitting variations of the old Dudleyz Whazzup Drop on Rico and Jamal. After that Bubba Ray says get the tables. Bubba Ray gets one propped up in the corner before Rosey comes in and clotheslines him. Spike tries to jump Rosey, which of course doesn't go well for him, then Rosey backdrops Jeff over the top out to the floor. Rosey rams deadweight Spike into the table. Spike dodges a charge and Rosey goes through the table! JR points out that doesn't count, it's "it has to be an offensive move" rules. Which thankfully is easier to figure out than trying to determine what that ever elusive "football move" is while doing the advanced calculus necessary to determine if a catch was a catch in the NFL. Nice bit where angry Rosey throws off the table pieces like it personally insulted him. He hits Spike with a piece of the table. Spinebuster for Bubba Ray coming back in. Jeff tries a crossbody off the top but Rosey flat swats him out of the air and splashes him. Rico sets up a table in the ring and hooks up Spike. Spike fights off a suplex attempt. He tries for a Dudley Dog on Rico, but Rico blocks it and places him in the waiting arms of 3MW. They smash him face first through the table! Damn! Spike's out, and probably out out. The heel team sets up Jeff and Bubba Ray in the middle of the ring and Rico directs traffic, telling 3MW to each go up top. When they do Bubba Ray fights back up, kicks Rico away, and knocks Rosey off the top rope. Rosey split legged moonsaulted himself down, that was crazy. Jeff then gets Jamal on the other side. Rico gets tossed over the top to the floor, and takes out both a TV cameraman and I think poor Bill Apter in the process. Jeff hits Poetry in Motion once, but Rosey pulls him down by the hair to cut a second one off. Rosey takes Jeff to the floor while Jamal and Rico stomp Bubba Ray down in the ring. In fact Jeff and Rosey are going all the way into the crowd, under hard camera. Rosey sets up a table there. If I remember right, it's in the same place the Dudleyz and Hardyz had their crazy table dive in their match here at the 2000 Rumble. Meanwhile in the ring, Bubba Ray dodges in the corner and Jamal avalanches Rico, then he hits Jamal with a Bubba Bomb and runs out to go help Jeff. There goes Jeff climbing up the arch. Swanton Bomb down onto Rosey though the table! That's Rosey out. When Bubba Ray gets back in the ring Jamal and Rico jump him and get another table set up. Rico sets up for a moonsault, but Jeff comes up and shakes the top rope to crotch him. Bubba Ray back superplexes Rico, but Jamal moves the table out of the way! Nice save. Jeff hits Whisper in the Wind on Jamal. Pop up dropkick and Jamal goes to the floor again. Jeff gets a table and drops it on Jamal. He goes for the barricade run, slips and almost falls, but still manages to finish and run into the same table that Jamal uses as a shield. The ref judgement call is Jeff is still in. Jamal sets Jeff up on another table on the floor and goes up top. Big splash to the floor, putting Jeff through the table! Zero question Jeff's eliminated now. Bubba Ray lays in his jab combo on Rico in the ring, then sets him up on a table. Jamal runs in to make the save, pushing Rico off the table. He goes up top with Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray lifts him up and puts him through the table, classic Dudleyz style! Jamal's gone and it's down to Bubba Ray and Rico. I don't like Rico's chances. Rico slugs Bubba Ray down, then goes out to get another table. Rosey also gets in the ring and stomps on Bubba Ray despite ref Jack Doan's protests that he's already out. Rosey saves Rico from a Bubba Bomb and gives Bubba Ray a belly to belly suplex. Now Jamal is back in as total control of the match is lost. HERE COMES D'VON! IN FULL DUDLEYZ GEAR! He fights off all of the heel team and tosses 3MW to the floor. The Dudleyz 3D Rico through the table! Bubba Ray wins the match, but even more importantly the Dudleyz are finally back together. An admission that breaking them up in the brand split was a bad idea. Typical fun Dudleyz led tables match. ***1/4
 
There's a WWE Network/Peacock/Netflix/wherever the hell I'm watching this from now edit here. A live performance by Saliva performing this year's Survivor Series theme has been cut, due to rights reasons I'm sure. Side note, I'm so glad with the archive no longer on Peacock all those damn edited in ad fadeouts are gone. Talk about destroying the flow of the show. 
 
WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Billy Kidman def Jamie Noble (c) (w/Nidia) in 7:10 (SD)- Noble's been champion since King of the Ring in June, which, not counting Tajiri's reign at the end of the Invasion because they weren't sure if the title was going to continue at that point or not, is the longest reign in the title's history, going back to its creation in WCW in '96, which is the lineage this title is continuing, not the WWF Light Heavyweight title. Speaking of WCW, Kidman is very familiar with this title from there, having held it three times in WCW proper, twice during the Invasion, and once more already after the title went Smackdown exclusive, giving him the most reigns with this title to this point. Kidman's debuting new music tonight, which bodes well for his chances. Kidman goes for quick win roll ups and cradles right after the bell, trying to surprise Noble. While that's going on I also see there's a blood stain in the ring. Didn't see anyone get busted open that last match. Wonder if it was Rico on that last table shot. After a few near falls Noble goes to the floor for some space, but Kidman follows and rolls him right back in. After taking a Bret bump Noble does a nice counter on a charging Kidman into a neckbreaker. That puts Noble in control, hooking up Kidman's arms in a butterfly while doing his usual "Come on boy!" jawing. Kidman tries to fight back and Noble momentum tosses him over the top to the floor. Noble tope suicida! Coming back in Noble tries coming off the top rope. Kidman dropkicks him out of midair! Running back elbow, clothesline and dropkick from Kidman. Noble does a nice counter sequence into a pumphandle, but Kidman back elbows out. The gimmick masked it, but Noble really is a fantastic technical wrestler, as he'll later show in golden era Ring of Honor. Kidman works Noble up into a fireman's carry and drops him into a neckbreaker for 2. Falcon arrow from Noble for 2. Standing switch and Kidman faceplants Noble, then sets him up in the corner. He goes up top, but Nidia pulls Noble out to the floor to save him. Kidman dives onto Noble on the floor instead! Slingshot legdrop from Kidman coming back in for 2. Another nice workaround by Noble into an attempt at his Tiger Driver finisher. Kidman counters into a backdrop. Nidia grabs Kidman's foot and Kidman drags her up to the apron. Nidia slaps Kidman! But Kidman pushes Noble into Nidia and powerbombs him for 2. Another long counter sequence. Kidman gets Noble in a backslide, but Noble fights free and uses the arm hookup to hit the Tiger Driver! Kidman kicks out! Boot up from Kidman in the corner. He goes up top. Noble goes up to join him. Avalanche faceplant from Kidman! Noble kicks out! Noble gets Kidman in the corner, sets him up top in a kind of magic killer position, then DDTs him! That gets a long 2. Enzuguri from Kidman and he sets Noble up in the corner again. Again Nidia tries to distract but Kidman kicks her away. That gave Noble enough time to get up. Kidman fights him off and Noble's in the drop zone again. SSP! Kidman gets the pin to win the title for the 7th time overall! Another good match with some nice counter work, which again was quietly one of Noble's strengths. ***
 
In the back, Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit have one of their typical prematch team meetings. They may be equally matched in the ring, but there's no doubt Angle carried these promo segments. Meanwhile, something called "F-View" catches Victoria going psycho and arguing with herself in the mirror. Was F-View run by the same people that did GTV?
 
Hardcore Match for the WWE Women's Championship: Victoria def Trish Stratus (c) in 7:04 (Raw)- Trish successfully defended against Victoria last month at No Mercy, but Victoria's continued insanity has pushed Trish into giving her another match, and under rules that seem to favor Victoria. Victoria helps Trish by taking her jacket off for her, and then chokes her with it which is less nice. There's trash cans of hardcore goodies hung in all the corners for this match. That's convenient. Victoria pulls a broom out of one. Trish dodges swings with it and monkey flips Victoria with the broom, but Victoria hangs on, flips back over, and chokes Trish with the broom. She walks up in the corner and basically hangs Trish with the broom. Trish gets a kick in and flips Victoria over to get free. She then turns around and gets a trash can lid out. Victoria swings the broom into the lid! Good shot there. She rams Trish's face into the lid on the mat. They go to the floor and Trish gets whipped face first into one of the hanging trash cans! Slingshot legdrop from Victoria coming back in for 2. She goes under the ring to get a trash can, as if there weren't enough on the corners already. She wedges it into the corner. Trish gets a double leg takedown and slingshots Victoria face first into the can! Then she kicks the can off Victoria's head for 2. Trish goes under the ring and gets an ironing board! Yup, it's a women's hardcore match. Last time I can remember seeing an ironing board was when Jericho and Chyna had that match based around household chore themed weapons. Trish props it up in the corner and whips Victoria into it. Bicycle kick from Trish for 2. Now she gets a kendo stick and goes to town on Victoria with it. Victoria fights her off and waffles Trish with a can lid! Trish tries her handstand hurricanrana in the corner but Victoria blocks it. Trish gets the lid and hits Victoria with it! Victoria hits a powerbomb and goes under the ring again. She gets out.... a mirror. Well she's already broken one tonight. Trish hits a glancing chick kick as Victoria gets back in. Another swing and it hits full on for 2. Trish goes for another toy out of one of the hanging cans. Victoria hits her in the back with the kendo stick. Trish grabs her around the head and they muff the hell out of a bulldog spot. Trish knows it too, the look on her face. Victoria drop toe holds Trish as she's charging with a kendo stick. Now they do the fire extinguisher spot with Trish taking the spray in the face, once Victoria can get it working. Snap suplex from Victoria, and that's all she needs for the pin to win the title! Pretty sudden ending there. Decently solid plunder brawl otherwise. **1/4
 
WWE Championship: The Big Show def Brock Lesnar (c) (w/Paul Heyman) in 4:23 (SD)- Big Show complained to Bischoff about never being booked on Raw, which channeled some real life frustrations as Show had been off TV for significant portions of the past couple of years due to not being able to stay in shape, so Steph cooked up a trade to bring him to SD. He immediately targeted Brock and the WWE Title, right after Lesnar considerably upped his stock with fans thanks to a bloody and impressive Hell in a Cell victory over Undertaker at No Mercy. Lesnar is coming in with taped up hurt ribs from a Show attack, as well as Heyman having serious doubts as to whether Lesnar can handle Show or not. Show's wearing black jeans over his singlet. That's a different look. He's also got his own wound, a wrapped up arm courtesy of Lesnar. To my point about Lensar's credibility going way up after beating Taker in HIAC, he gets a huge pop in MSG. Lesnar's all business on his entrance, handing the belt right to Chioda and getting right in Show's face. Shove, lockup and here we go. Big "Let's go Lesnar" chant during lockup stalemates. Show then manages to shove Lesnar into the corner and toss him out. Corner avalanche from Show. He calls for the chokeslam already. Spear from Lesnar! Ground and pound and Show goes to the floor. Lesnar follows and stays right on him. Show lifts Lesnar up and runs his hurt ribs into the post. Back in Lesnar tries to slug back. Goozle from Show. Lesnar ducks under and just barely gets Show up for a side suplex! Not pretty but they got there. Corner shoulderblocks from Lesnar. GERMAN SUPLEX ON SHOW! Fantastic. He tries to get Show up for the F5. Show counters with knees to the ribs. Chioda gets in the wrong place and Lesnar runs him over. Lesnar ducks a big boot. HE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES SHOW! Freak of nature, man. Heyman throws a chair in the ring. Show goozles again but Lesnar low blows him. Chairshots to Show's head! Lesnar gets Show up! F5! Here comes a backup ref. HEYMAN PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND DECKS HIM! WHAT? Lesnar realizes what happened and stares Heyman down. Heyman looks like he needs a new pair of underwear. Show uses the distraction to hit Lesnar with the chair. Chokeslam onto the chair! Heyman slides Chioda back in and Show gets the pin to win the title, his second WWE Title win. After the bell Heyman jumps into Show's arms, plan accomplished. There's Lesnar's official face turn. Ironically, it was also at Survivor Series 3 years ago that Show won his first WWF Title, and also in a surprisingly short match. You want a longer match of course, but in bang for the buck terms it accomplished what it needed to, and the turn was well done and had been teased out well the previous weeks. *3/4
 
After replays we cut to Heyman and Show hustling through the back to a waiting limo. They hop in and it tears off.
 
Triple Threat Elimination Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship: Los Guerreros def Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit and Edge & Rey Mysterio (c) in 19:26 (SD)- It's a Smackdown Six special! All six members of the unofficial group in one match. Angle & Benoit defeated Edge & Mysterio at No Mercy in an all time classic to become the inaugural champions for these new titles, but only held them a couple of weeks before losing to Edge & Mysterio in a two out of three falls match on SD. Angle continues to get pops before the "You suck" chant starts up. Angle's got a knee brace on for this one. Interesting. Guess something was bothering him, fortunately only temporarily. Mysterio has his entrance on the side stage set up for pyro so he can do the "pop up out of the stage" bit. Everyone jaws with a bit of shoving after the bell before settling into corners. We end up with Benoit and Mysterio starting. Guerreros are too smart for that. This is losing a fall eliminates the whole team rules. Mysterio slides under Benoit, but Benoit turns around and whacks him with a chop. Pop up hurricanrana from Mysterio, then a flapjack. Legdrop to the back of Benoit's head. He drop toe holds Benoit into his corner and tags Edge in. Double hiptoss, Rockers style. Edge drops a couple of elbows. More chops from Benoit and he tags out to Angle. Backdrop from Edge on Angle. Flying forearm. Angle grabs the ropes off a whip, tags Chavo in against Chavo's consent, and bails! There's the Intelligence in the Three I's. Edge dropkick and slam on Chavo. Mysterio tags in with a springboard big splash for 2. Chavo faceplants Mysterio and tags Eddie in. Rekindling one of the great WCW Cruiserweight feuds for the first time in WWE. It won't be the last. Mysterio does a crazy long flying headscissors on Eddie, then gives him a monkey flip. Eddie rolls over and tags Angle in whether Angle wanted it or not. Mysterio has a hard time hitting the ropes, ducking under a bit too much and almost catching his head on the top rope. He recovers to give Angle a slightly sloppy flying headscissors. Nice flip over from Mysterio in the corner and Angle flies under and posts his shoulder! Angle quickly recovers, flips Mysterio over and he CRASHES on the top rope in the corner. The way he hit I don't think that was intentional, I think he was supposed to land on the top rope. Rough night for Mysterio so far, but that's how lucha goes sometimes. Things can go wrong quickly. Angle keeps Mysterio in trouble and in his corner. Benoit tags in and hits a neckbreaker, then a back suplex for 2. Another back suplex from Angle for 2. Angle goes for the Angle Slam early. Mysterio counters with an armdrag. HUGE clothesline from Angle for 2. Snap suplex from Benoit for 2. Snap mare into a front facelock from Angle. And there they stay for a while. Unusual dead stop in the match from these guys. When Mysterio eventually fights back up Angle uses his power advantage to keep him in it, until he tries a suplex and Mysterio flips free out of that. Mysterio tries the wheelbarrow bulldog. Angle blocks it and tosses Mysterio backwards. Mysterio flips over and lands on his feet! Heel kick from Mysterio! Angle craws over to the Guerrero corner. They both hop down! Angle switches direction and tags Benoit instead, but the extra time allowed Mysterio to tag Edge too. Hot tag run from Edge. The Guerreros take shots on the apron. Edge belly to belly suplex on Angle! Chavo runs in and Edge tosses him over the top to the floor. Eddie and Mysterio hook back up and both tumble over the top rope. Edge sets up in the corner. Angle drop toe holds him and Benoit hooks on the crossface! With an ankle lock on too! Great teamwork. Mysterio makes the save before Edge taps. Chavo pulls Angle out to the floor. Mysterio corkscrew plancha onto both of them. Benoit German suplex on Edge. Eddie comes off the top rope with a sunset flip, and Benoit Germans Edge again into a crazy double pin combo that everyone kicks out of. Benoit counters a brain buster and dumps Eddie out to the floor. ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLING GERMANS on Edge, all three hitting. Throat slash. While he's climbing Eddie frog splashes Edge! Benoit sees and hits the headbutt on Eddie! Angle Slam on Eddie! THE STRAPS ARE DOWN! Ankle lock on Eddie! While Benoit has the crossface on Edge. The ref argues with Angle to break because he's not legal. While that's happening, Chavo comes in with a belt and nails Benoit with it! Angle sees and punches Chavo. Chavo tosses the belt to Angle! Benoit gets up and sees Angle holding the belt! Uh oh. They start shoving. Mysterio flies in and dropkicks both of them! Mysterio baseball slide flying headscissors Chavo all the way up the aisle, leaving Edge and Benoit alone in the ring. Spear! Edge pins Benoit, and Benoit & Angle are eliminated! Angle comes in and Germans Edge for some revenge. Behind that Benoit Germans Mysterio. They start shoving again, with a break for Benoit to back suplex Chavo. Angle hits an Angle Slam on Edge, and they walk out arguing and shoving. This would be the last time Angle and Benoit would team up as their odd couple team on TV (they would keep it up on the house show loop the rest of the year) as they start to fully build up to their legendary match at the '03 Rumble. Sneaky Eddie tries to steal a pin on Edge but Edge kicks out. Forearms and elbows from Eddie on Edge, followed by a suplex. Chavo baseball slides Edge for 2. European uppercut from Chavo. Slingshot senton from Eddie for 2. He hooks a sleeper on Edge. Chavo blind tags in and hits a dropkick. Eddie chokes Edge with the tag rope while the ref is distracted. Back suplex from Eddie on Edge and he hooks on a front facelock keeping Edge trapped in their corner. Edge ducks a double clothesline and hits a double flapjack! Tag to Mysterio! He uses Eddie holding him to flying headscissors Chavo. Tiltawhirl backbreaker on Eddie. Chavo Stinger splashes Eddie! Whoops. Edge spear on both of them! Chavo falls out of the ring and Eddie goes down in the corner. Mysterio basement dropkick on Eddie. Edge sets Eddie up top and they hit the double team hurricanrana. Chavo just breaks the pin up. Chavo has a hard time finding the gap in the ropes while being tossed out, then Eddie and Edge have kind of a rough exchange. Eddie ends up bouncing face first off the middle rope. Mysterio hits the 619! He goes for the West Coast Pop. Chavo hits him in the back with a belt! Edge goes after Chavo on the floor while Eddie hooks Mysterio in the Lasso from El Paso. Mysterio taps out! Los Guerreros win their first tag titles, and the new WWE tag titles have now bounced around to all three Smackdown Six teams in its first month of existence. This was a subtraction by addition type match. It's good, no doubt about that, but not as great as any combination of two of these three teams had been putting on. ***1/2
 
Before the main event, Chris Nowinski makes his first real PPV appearance for a promo segment. No one cares. Basically he says New Yorkers are stupid and gets the cheap sports heat by saying the Yankees (BOOOOOOOOO) bought all their recent World Series titles. This is right after the last Yankees dynasty ended. Fortunately I can still say last instead of most recent at the time. But dude, you want to talk about buying titles, all you have to do now is look at the 2020s LA Dodgers. The load bar hits and Matt Hardy V1 makes his way out. MATT FACTS: Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees, and Matt only drinks lowfat chocolate milk. Getting a Raw/SD crossover here. Matt says New Yorkers aren't stupid. They're losers. There's a difference. Not enough Mattitude in the building. JR: "Where is this going, King?". Possible shoot comment there. We're all wondering that. SIREN! "HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!" BIG POPPA PUMP IS HERE! Scott Steiner, making his WWE debut! Over a year late, really could have used him during the Invasion. Matt shoves Nowinski into a Steinerline, then tries to attack Steiner but takes a belly to belly suplex. Another one for Nowinski. And a another one for Matt as the crowd goes nuts. Nowinski gets tossed to the floor, then Steiner presses Matt onto him. Followed by push ups and the usual catchphrases on the mic. Great debut. Sadly it'd all be downhill from here.
 
As mentioned earlier, tonight's main event is the first ever Elimination Chamber match. Bischoff took full credit for the match's creation on screen as only he can, but in reality it was pre-CCO era Triple H that came up with the initial concept. The idea was a match that would combine elements of Hell in a Cell, the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series matches (hence its debut here) and War Games. That "combining the old with the new" element would become a staple in Trips' booking career. There are six entrants in the match. Two start, the other four are locked in individual pods located adjacent to all four ring corners. Every 5 minutes a pod will be opened at random and that man will enter the match. Wrestlers are eliminated by pinfall or submission until only one man is left standing. This is also the original Chamber structure, circular as opposed to the more square modern one, and without any padding on the inside covering the steel. It looks phenomenal, better than the modern version in my opinion, but it also tore guys' bodies to shreds every time they got in it.
 
Shawn's backstage promo is interrupted by BREAKING NEWS FROM RNN! Randy Orton is here, injured but despite that making his first ever PPV appearance. He assures everyone that he's just fine and healing nicely, especially thanks to "that sexy flight attendant Sherri" that gave him an extra pillow on the flight to NY. Not sure you want to be saying things like that just months after the Plane Ride from Hell. Remember to send your get well wishes to GetWellRandy@WWE.com. Wonder if that email still works?
 
Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels def Triple H (c) (w/Ric Flair), WWE World Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Booker T and Kane in 39:21 (Raw)- This is Shawn's first match since Summerslam and just the second match of his comeback. It's also the first match for short hair Shawn. Clearly HHH/Shawn is the big feud here, the rest of Raw's top upper midcarders are pretty much just taking up the remaining slots. Bischoff comes out first to do some more bragging about "creating" this match, explain the rules and show the structure off a bit before the match starts. I've always loved the "10 tons"and "2 miles of chain" taglines. Jericho gets a live play in from Saliva, which just sounds....weird. Nice pop for Shawn. I distinctly remember Survivor Series in MSG 6 years before this when he lost the WWF Title to Sid and the MSG crowd wanted *nothing* to do with him. How times change. Very different design for Shawn's tights tonight too.
P1. After everyone else comes in it's RVD and champ HHH starting us off. Trips will have to go the distance to defend. JR points out HHH is 0-6 in his career at Survivor Series. The anti-streak. The bell rings, the door is locked, and here we go. Lockup! RVD gets a strike combo in the corner. Spinning heel kick and misdirection kick. HHH hits the facebuster to come back. He hooks up for the Pedigree, but near the ropes. Backdrop counter from RVD and HHH is the first man to take a bump on the unpadded steel grate outside the ring. I don't think much selling is required. You'll notice those hits get softer and softer as the match goes on and they realize how hard it really is. HHH then takes the first proper cage shots. RVD uses the floor grating to whip HHH off the ropes into the cage. The last time the door pops open! Whoops. Teething troubles. HHH is already bleeding off the cage shots. RVD monkey flips him onto the steel. Rolling thunder over the top rope onto the grate! He clotheslines HHH over the top back into the ring. Normal slam and RVD is already going nuts, climbing up the cage onto the top of Jericho's pod. Jericho reaches through the pod roof to grab his leg! HHH goes up there too and gets himself crotched on the turnbuckle. RVD gets free from Jericho and decides to go down a step onto the top rope. Senton onto HHH on the grate! Great shot of the grate marks on HHH's back. This new structure is delivering so far for sure. HHH flop sell back into the ring. RVD stomps HHH down in the corner as the 10 second countdown starts.
P2. Jericho gets the spotlight to get free. The sound effect on that is not that great. Something to adjust later. He runs into an RVD heel kick. Standing moonsault from RVD for 2. Leaping back kick off the second rope from RVD. HHH is wisely taking advantage of the two of them going at it to rest and recover some HP. Think he needs a hi potion. RVD clotheslines Jericho 360 onto the steel, then goes up top again. Jericho dodges, but RVD lands on the cage wall like Spiderman! Then comes off with a crossbody! Big ovation from the crowd for that. HHH is back up with a clothesline on RVD, then collapses again. Back suplex from Jericho on RVD. Arrogant cover! RVD spoils it with a quick kickout and fight back up. HHH hits the high knee, then Jericho follows up with a senton and covers RVD for 2. Jericho holds RVD for HHH to punch as they fully team up. Got over all that stuff they were fighting over earlier in the year then. RVD takes a shot on the steel grate. They team up to whip RVD's back into the cage. Side thought, prime JR is absolutely the guy to sell this structure its first time out. "These guys are going to be so sore they're going to have a hard time bathing tomorrow!". Chops from Jericho in the corner on RVD. RVD dodges another double team and dropkicks Jericho. HHH comes in and DDTs RVD with a great self plant sell from RVD as the countdown comes up again.
P3. Booker is in, with side kicks for everyone. He tries to clothesline Jericho over the top but Jericho doesn't seem interested in going over onto the steel and just rolls out instead. Ha! HHH does do the 360 over. Ring cleared, we get a spinaroonie. Check. RVD then gets in and, after a quick staredown, he and Booker go at it. Every man for himself. Real nice speed/counter run that ends with Booker hitting a side kick for 2. Misdirection kick from RVD for 2. Another side kick from Booker for 2. HHH gets back in and attacks Booker. Gut kick and Booker hits the scissors kick. Jericho hits Booker from behind before he can cover. RVD then flies in with a missile dropkick on Jericho. With HHH in the drop zone, RVD springs up top. No, wait. All the way to the top of the empty pod! Frog splash off the top of the pod! But he's understandably too hurt to follow up. Booker is poised up top and hits RVD with a missile dropkick. Booker covers RVD and gets a pin! RVD is out, the first ever Elimination Chamber elimination. Big boos from the crowd for that. Booker then covers HHH but Hebner is with RVD and by the time he gets there HHH has a foot on the rope. Jericho comes in with a basement dropkick on Booker. Corner chops from Jericho on Booker. Misdirection bulldog. He goes for the Lionsault. Booker dodges and hits a spinebuster. Slow cover for 2 as we count down again.
P4. Here comes Kane. He slugs away on Booker and Jericho. Corner clothesline on Booker. He tosses Jericho over the top onto the steel. Jericho did it that time. Kane lawn darts Jericho into the cage! He tosses Jericho into a pod and the "bulletproof plexiglass" breaks! Should have made it out of transparent aluminum. Shots for HHH from Kane with another great flop sell. Jericho crawls out of the remains of that pod and low blows Booker from behind. Kane chokeslam on Booker! Kane gets distracted by HHH, so Jericho sneaks in, hits the Lionsault on Booker, and pins him. Booker's out. We get a close up and see Jericho bleeding from that shattered plastic. For some reason he tries to climb the cage to get away from Kane, which doesn't work at all. Kane presses him back into the ring. Suplex on Jericho from Kane back in for 2. Jericho dodges a big elbow drop and kicks Kane onto the grating. HHH climbs up top. Kane catches him and gives him the classic Flair slam off. Jericho hits a missile dropkick on Kane. As soon as the last countdown hits the crowd starts chanting "HBK".
P5. And here he is, going nuts on everyone. Backdrop on Jericho. Kane cuts off his momentum with a clothesline. Shawn gets a huge head of steam off the ropes and hits the flying forearm on Kane. Shawn flip in the corner! Kane hits him in the back in the middle and he drops back into the ring. Goozle on Shawn. Chokeslam! Thanks for coming, Shawn. But Kane doesn't cover. Instead he chokeslams HHH too. Jericho tries coming off the top rope, right into a chokeslam. Hat trick done. Kane calls for a Tombstone on someone. He picks up HHH. HHH fights free and pushes Kane right into a Shawn desperation superkick! Kane sits up! Kick wham HHH hits the Pedigree on Kane, but can't cover. Again Jericho hits the Lionsault for the final final finish and pins Kane to eliminate him. Shawn is the first one back up. A Jericho backdrop counter gives us a classic Shawn spit sell and Jericho 360 clotheslines him onto the grating. Cage shots for Shawn.  HHH is finally back up and he and Jericho team up again to pound on Shawn. Shawn's got a tiny little cut from the cage shots. Jericho and HHH take turns pounding on it to try to open it up more. Shawn gets tossed onto the steel again. HHH gives him the classic cheese grater spot against the chains. Shot after shot from Jericho and HHH to his forehead cut. Shawn tries to back off in the ring but Jericho stays on him as he's bleeding pretty good now. Shawn blocks another cage shot and sends Jericho into the cage! He 360 clotheslines HHH into the ring. Shawn hooks Jericho up for a piledriver on the steel. Yeah, that's not happening. Jericho backdrops free. Back in Shawn hits HHH with the flying forearm. Kip up! But Jericho comes from behind with a bulldog! Lionsault on HBK! Shawn kicks out! Brilliant layout there, after Jericho got two pins already with that. Shawn gets a boot up in the corner, goes up top, and hits a moonsault with a cradle for a long 2. Might have been 3 if Hebner was quicker on the uptake. Shawn puts Jericho in a Boston crab. HHH quickly comes over and kicks Shawn to break it up. DDT on Shawn. Jericho covers Shawn. HHH pulls him off! He wants to be the one that finishes Shawn off. There's the ego getting in the way of smart strategy. He and Jericho come to blows over it. HHH clothesline on Jericho. Facebuster for 2. Jericho springs to the second rope and tries to come off, but it's into Pedigree position. Jericho counters into the Walls! HHH tries to crawl to the ropes, but Jericho pulls him back. Shawn's back up with a superkick on Jericho! Cover and Shawn pins Jericho to eliminate him!
FINAL TWO- The first guy in and the last guy in are the final two. Shawn's a bloody mess now, full on crimson mask. Well, half mask. Midring slugfest. HHH hits the Arn Anderson spinebuster for 2. HHH backdrops Shawn over the top onto the steel! Bad landing for him too. Whip reversal and HHH goes into the cage. Shawn hooks up for a Pedigree on the grate. HHH counters out and slingshots Shawn through another pod's plexiglass! Transparent aluminum, I'm telling you. Works great for humpback whale tanks, even inside a Klingon bird of prey, why wouldn't it here. Shawn's a complete wreck, not even moving. HHH drags him back up and tosses him into the ring. Cover. Shawn kicks out! HHH wants Shawn to get back up. Shawn does, using HHH. Punches from HHH stagger Shawn but don't drop him. Shawn fires back! Another slugfest. And another facebuster from HHH that Shawn sells as only Shawn can. 360 clothesline and Shawn goes into the steel again. Now HHH hooks up for a Pedigree out there. Shawn counters and slingshots HHH into the cage! He clotheslines HHH back in and goes up top. All the way up top, on a pod. Elbow drop off the pod! Shawn drags himself back up without covering and gets in the corner. Tune up the band! HHH blocks the superkick! Pedigree! But HHH can't cover right away. Slow crawl over and one arm drape cover. Shawn kicks out again! HHH is furious at Hebner for not getting to 3. Shawn staggers back up and HHH hooks up for another Peidgree. Shawn backdrops out! SUPERKICK! Shawn falls on top of HHH and gets the pin to win the World title! The crowd goes bonkers and a shit ton of confetti is pumped into the arena in celebration. Good thing they had that on standby. Before now no one was sure how serious Shawn's comeback really was. This cemented that he was in fact back for real. There were no part time champions in those days. Overall, that was a great match that sold and cemented the Elimination Chamber concept perfectly, paving the way for it to eventually become the center of its own PPV and still be an annual staple today (though with some adjustments to the physical structure, like padding). It drug a little in parts and everyone pretty much knew it was going to come down to Shawn and HHH, but you can never ever ever go wrong with those two together. Shawn's title win is also an all time great moment. Amazingly, despite many other attempts this would turn out to be his only singles title win of his entire second coming. ****1/2
 
For those keeping track that's a title change in every title match tonight. So much for what I said about newfound stability in the world title scene. For now. 
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- A serviceable undercard, a very good tag match and a great main event introducing a new match concept and providing a legendary win. It's even got Scott Steiner's big debut mixed in, though of course that wouldn't turn out so good in the long run. The only real complaint is the short WWE Title match, even if it facilitated Lesnar's first face turn. Survivor Series had been in a rut for a long time, easily the red headed stepchild of the Big 4 PPVs, but this is a fantastic recovery and one of the best shows in its history.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: A-

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Rebellion '02

Legacy Review

Rebellion '02

October 26, 2002 from the Manchester Evening News Arena in Manchester, England
 
Commentary: Michael Cole and Tazz
 
The UK exclusive PPVs are winding down. This will be the final fall one, and the next to last one ever. As usual with these shows having a short turnaround from regular PPVs, this is taking place just a week after No Mercy. Since the spring UK PPV was with the Raw roster just after the start of the brand split, tonight the UK fans are getting the Smackdown roster.
 
Whoever wrote the dialogue for the intro video deserves a raise. Very cool stage for this show, kind of playing off the Mancunian grunge indy music scene. SD GM Steph's music hits and she comes out to start the show with a "card subject to change" announcement. Brock Lesnar was originally supposed to defend the WWE Championship (in a handicap match teaming with Heyman) against the Undertaker, but Taker was back home in the US because his wife Sara was about to give birth. Edge is stepping in as a replacement. Steph also says that as part of the trade she just made earlier in the week to get Big Show from Raw, she's managed to get "the most exciting superstar on Raw" on the SD roster for one night only, Booker T.
 
Booker T def Matt Hardy Version 1 in 12:00- MATT FACTS: Matt loves English muffins (me too, though I rarely eat them). Matt's Version 1 entrance is still the best. And yes kids, that's what watching a video on the internet looked like in the days before Youtube. Minus the 10 minutes of buffering. Well, by 2002 that part had gotten better. Matt wants a knucklelock to start out, then pulls back when Booker goes for it. Now Booker offers a knucklelock and pulls away. After some more jockeying both guys agree to a regular lockup. Quick armdrag from Matt. Booker's almost amused. Another lockup and Booker cranks a headlock, then goes around into a hammerlock. Matt reverses. Speed run and shoulderblock standoff. More speed and we get hiptoss blocks, then Booker hits a clothesline. Dropkick and Matt goes to the floor for a think. Quick roll up from Matt back in for 2. Booker didn't appreciate the tights pull and starts laying in shots. Matt dodges a side kick and bails to the floor again. This time Booker follows and stays on Matt. Back in Matt hits a hot shot, followed by a swinging neckbreaker for 2. After some bland heel offense from Matt Booker does his corner floatover cradle for 2. Matt hits a uranage for 2. Booker fights out of a chinlock but runs into a back elbow. Legdrop from Matt. Hangman's neckbreaker for 2. During another chinlock Tazz is already out to lunch on commentary, and he'll be out there all show. I'll say it again, AEW Tazz is not new, it's who Tazz has always been on commentary. Booker comes back with a spinebuster. He lays into Matt with punches and chops. Forearm and superkick for 2. Spinning heel kick for 2. Matt gets a boot up in the corner. Booker dodges the legdrop off the second rope and goes up top. Missile dropkick for a long 2. Side kick from Booker. He loads up for the Spinaroonie. Matt stops him and hooks up for the Twist of Fate. Booker pushes free. Book End! Matt just gets a foot on the rope before 3! Twist of Fate! But Matt's too hurt to cover right away. When he does Booker just kicks out. Matt goes for another one. Booker twists free. Scissors kick! Booker gets the pin! Since it was cut off during the match Booker gives the crowd a Spinaroonie after the bell. Rock solid opener. Iron out a few rough patches and they definitely have a better match in them. **1/2
 
In the back, Heyman storms into Steph's office and complains how unfair it is he has to be in a handicap match with Brock's title on the line, tries the "I got busted open in Hell in a Cell last week" card, then when Steph rebuffs that gets desperate and says he didn't bring his wrestling gear and all he has is the $2500 suit he's wearing. Steph says that's $2500 down the drain. Heyman says "You're so much like your father" and walks out. Ha!
 
After that is a recap of the whole "Dawn Marie macking on Torrie's elderly dad" angle, which I went into enough for the No Mercy review and refuse to do so again. 
 
Billy Kidman & Torrie Wilson def John Cena & Dawn Marie in 5:22- Zero reaction for Cena, who's making just his second PPV appearance ever. He and Kidman teamed up in the WWE tag title tournament, but after losing in the first round Cena turned on Kidman to turn heel. The guys hold the women back at the bell because they want to tear into each other, then Cena attacks Kidman from behind. Speed run and Kidman hits a flying headscissors. He gets on Cena's shoulders, but Cena pushes him off down into the top rope. Cena gets Kidman up for a delayed suplex and shows off with some squats. Kidman takes advantage to get free and roll Cena up for 2. Big clothesline from Cena. Marie tags herself in and starts kicking Kidman. Guess guys vs girls is legal in this one. Kidman easily shrugs Marie's offense off, grabs her hair, and tags in Torrie. Kidman drapes Marie over his knee so Torrie can spank her. Someone in the crowd is getting off on that. Armdrag and basement dropkick from Torrie for 2. Marie gets a roll up for 2 and faceplants Torrie. Torrie rolls under, gets a double leg takedown and it's roll around cat fight time. Kidman decides to join the pile just because. The ref gets Kidman out, and Cena uses that opening to come in and slam Torrie. Marie hits some weak ass stomps and a "gut" headbutt. Torrie kicks Marie away, but she lands in her corner and tags out. Cena runs over and takes Kidman out so he can get Torrie on her own. Low blow from Torrie on Cena! Kidman tags in and hits a diving back elbow off the top rope. Dropkick for 2. Marie kicks Kidman in the back from the apron. Kidman grabs her and flips her in the ring, but then runs into a Cena spinebuster for 2. Kidman hits the flying bulldog for 2. Torrie tackles Marie and they fall out of the ring "fighting". Enzuguri from Kidman with a great delayed flop from Cena. Kidman goes up top. SSP! Pretty off target but still. That gets the pin. Happy Torrie plants one on Kidman after the bell. There's definitely some tongue in there. Either Torrie's a hell of a kissing actress or there was something real there because that was some legit making out. *1/2
 
Funaki def Crash in 5:36- Nice to see Crash still around, I figured after the retirement of the Hardcore title he had no purpose in life anymore. He does seem to have lost his mind though. Nice basic start with a lot of mirrored counters and stalemate. Funaki offers a handshake and Crash slaps it from behind. Crash then goes into hits tights and pulls out a headband with a rising sun logo on it, then goes into a bunch of mocking martial arts moves. Funaki waits for him to bow, then kicks him in the face. Smart. Deep armdrag from Funaki. Hiptoss and dropkick and Crash backs off and begs off. Now he offers a handshake. Funaki takes it, then kicks Crash. Funaki corner cradle for 2. Crash goes to the floor and pulls Funaki down with him. Apron elbow. Tazz, again, is off on his own planet somewhere. Cole calls him out on it. Tazz says he's just trying to have fun and entertain people. Cole: "Well we're three matches in, you want to start anytime soon?". DUDE. Tazz, taking it in stride, says Crash just hit Funaki with a stiff shot like he just took from his broadcast colleague. Springboard crossbody from Funaki. Crash rolls through it for 2, then hits a side suplex for 2. The headband is off! Guess Crash is serious now. And then he hooks on a chinlock. Devastating. Crash dodges a Funaki dropkick. Funaki kicks him from the mat and wraps up a small package for 2. Crash pops out and hits a HUGE clothesline. Funaki dodges in the corner and hits a bulldog. DDT and basement dropkick for 2. Inverted atomic drop from Crash. Funaki recovers to hit a clothesline for 2. They trade a couple of cradle near falls. Crash ducks an enzuguri and tries a magistral cradle. Funaki blocks it and pins Crash! Mildly fun character stuff but not much else. *3/4
 
Triple Threat Elimination Match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Jamie Noble (c) (w/Nidia) def Rey Mysterio and Tajiri in 12:47- Noble and Nidia can't wait to get away from the UK and all the classless, stinky people and back to West Virginia, which is hilarious. Sorry West Virginia. I'd think complaining about the room temperature beer would be an easy way to go for them but they don't. Quick start with Noble shoving Mysterio off the apron and Tajiri attacking Noble from behind. Noble tosses Tajiri through the ropes to the floor, then catches Mysterio coming in. Mysterio backdrops Noble onto Tajiri on the floor! Running corkscrew plancha onto both guys! Tajiri keeps Mysterio from pinning Noble and attacks him. Just noticing Mysterio is wearing Spiderman gear tonight. Not full on, just slightly themed. Mysterio and Tajiri do some nice rapid fire counters. Mysterio takes Noble out while hitting a wheelbarrow bulldog on Tajiri, and covers Tajiri for 2. Northern lights suplex from Noble on Mysterio that Tajiri breaks up. Big chops from Tajiri on Noble. He hits the handspring elbow on both other guys. Tajiri puts Noble in the tree of woe and hits a baseball slide, then gets Mysterio in the tarantula. Noble gets planted with a Tajiri kick to the head. Tajiri sets up for the buzzsaw kick, but sees Mysterio behind him and superkicks him off the apron. That opens the door for Noble. Tiger Driver! Noble pins Tajiri to eliminate him. Mysterio crawls back in and Noble hooks him up to finish it. Mysterio counters into a hurricanrana with a cradle for 2. Running heel kick from Mysterio. He flying headscissors Noble into the corner, then goes up top. Noble catches him into a powerbomb for 2. Noble posts Mysterio's shoulder, then Nidia helps out by stretching Mysterio's shoulder on the post. Noble stays focused on the arm. He grinds Mysterio down and works a hammerlock. Mysterio tries to flip snap mare out but Noble rolls through and keeps the hold on. Elbow drop to the arm. Modified ARMBAR with a knucklelock from Noble. Mysterio tries to fight back but Noble kills him with a clothesline for 2. He gets right back on the arm. Noble runs Mysterio's shoulder into the corner and dropkicks it against the turnbuckle. Mysterio tries to kick back out of the corner. Noble gets Mysterio up for an electric chair. Mysterio twists around and hits a DDT! After the 10 count both guys slug it out. Mysterio hits a flapjack. Springboard guillotine legdrop for 2. Mysterio goes up top and hits a butt splash for 2. Noble hits a falcon arrow for 2. Mysterio hits a Code Red! Nidia immediately gets on the apron to distract Chioda. Mysterio drop toe holds Noble into the ropes. Noble's out of 619 position, but he does a good job of using Chioda to get right and make it look organic instead of staged. Doesn't matter anyway, because Nidia trips Mysterio on his run. Noble hits the Tiger Driver. Mysterio kicks out! Mysterio works around and looks like he's trying for a poisonrana. Noble blocks it, stacks Mysterio up, and gets a leverage assist from Nidia to get the pin! After the bell Mysterio hits a double 619 (1238?) on the couple for revenge. Very nice match, though the opening section with Tajiri seemed a little redundant as much as I love Tajiri. ***1/4
 
In the back, tag champs Angle and Benoit are still working on their team chemistry. 
 
D'Von & Ron Simmons def Chuck Palumbo & The Big Valbowski in 4:06- Lots of guys in transition in this match. D'Von was already out of his Reverend phase but hadn't gone back full Dudley yet. The APA was one of the many teams broken up in the spring in the brand split draft, and Simmons was wrestling under his real name for the first time in WWE instead of as Faarooq. Billy & Chuck had just split up and Palumbo got his last name back, as well as I assume his original sexual orientation. The former Val Venis was a redundant hanger on post Attitude Era and would soon be repackaged under his real name, Sean Morley. Jump start by the D'Von/Simmons team, who are the heels here. Simmons hits a powerslam on Palumbo but the ref is getting Venis out of the ring and is late on the count. Abdominal stretch from Simmons. Palumbo gets free, hits a belly to belly suplex, and tags. So does Simmons. Clotheslines and a backdrop from Venis. He plants D'Von with a side slam for 2. Simmons gets fought off and Venis hits a double underhook suplex. Simmons gets back in and plants Venis with a spinebuster, sending Venis in peril. D'Von hits the flying back elbow. On some rear chinlock working Venis crotches Simmons and both sides tag. Hot tag run from Palumbo. He jabs D'Von down as we go full DONNYBROOK. Double hiptoss on D'Von. Palumbo tries his jabs on Simmons but he's less amused. Or affected. Palumbo hits Simmons with another belly to belly. Superkick on D'Von for 2. Simmons hits Palumbo from the floor, and D'Von rolls Palumbo up with a handful of tights for the pin. Not a lot happening here. 1/2*
 
Kiss My Ass Match: Rikishi def Albert in 7:15- Albert's chest and stomach need a razor as bad as his back does right now. Big meaty lockup! We get a couple of shoulderblock standoffs. Rikishi flips the script and hits a clothesline. As Albert's coming off the ropes Rikishi ducks down for Albert to run into his ass. Albert sees, quickly hits the brakes and bails. After some thinking time Albert wants a test of strength. Headbutt tradeoff that somehow Albert wins. Against a Samoan. Is his skull loaded? He pounds Rikishi down in the corner. While ref Jimmy Korderas is with Rikishi Albert takes a top turnbuckle pad off. He then whips Rikishi into it and avalanches him against it. Cover for 2. Chinlock with rope leverage from Albert. They go to arm drops and Rikishi fights back up. Albert forearms in the back and pulls him back down by the hair. Double clothesline. After both guys stagger back up Rikishi gets some momentum with jabs and hits a Samoan drop. DDT from Rikishi for 2. Bicycle kick from Albert for 2. Albert charges the corner again but this time Rikishi moves and Albert takes the exposed buckle. Superkick. Rikishi hits the Banzai drop and it's over. What you'd expect. 1/4*
 
After the bell Albert tries to leave without fulfilling the match stipulations. Rikishi gets a mic and reminds him. Korderas then takes the mic and says Albert has until the count of 10 to get back in the ring or he's SUSPENDED. WITHOUT PAY. Albert gets back in but he's not happy about it. He gets down on one knee....then low blows Rikishi when he turns around. Albert goes to stinkface Rikishi. Low blow from Rikishi to cut that off and Albert takes the stinkface. Rikishi then gets the mic and says he's not leaving before he busts a move, and he wants the SD announce team to join him. Cole and Tazz join him in the ring, then Tazz says they need ALL the announcers! That means you, Chimel. All four guys take positions, the music starts, and the less said about after the better. With the combination of that hat and suit Chimel looks like a '20s mobster. Typical make the crowd happy house show stuff. 
 
WWE Tag Team Championship: Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit (c) def Los Guerreros in 16:35- The reluctant team of Angle & Benoit took out the Guerreros in the semifinals of the tournament to crown the inaugural champions for this new title, then defeated Edge & Rey Mysterio in the finals at No Mercy in an all time classic. This is also just the start of a long on again, off again feud Angle (and his future proxies Team Angle) will have with the Guerreros over the next year or so. The UK crowd doesn't seem to give a damn about the Guerreros one way or another but they LOVE Angle and Benoit. Both teams jockey around and posture a lot after the bell. Angle eventually makes the call he's starting and Benoit says OK. Eddie gets in with Angle. Then backs off and tags out to Chavo. See, this is where the Guerreros' usual mind games have been backfiring the last few weeks. All they've accomplished is uniting Angle and Benoit in anger and irritation over the Guerreros' attempts to annoy them. Angle and Chavo lock up and we're on. Quick headlock takedown from Angle. Angle hiptosses Chavo and hits a backdrop. Eddie runs in, but right into a back elbow. The Guerreros roll out to rethink as Benoit aggressively tags himself in to Angle's chagrin. The crowd starts loudly chanting "We want Angle", leaving little doubt who the local favorite in this match is. Benoit and Eddie work some nice basic stuff in the ring. After a speed run Benoit hits a tiltawhirl backbreaker. Chavo runs in and takes a chop. Angle tags back in to a pop and the champs pound Eddie in their corner. Eddie fires back with a back elbow and tags out. European uppercut from Chavo on Angle. Quick Angle duck under into a German suplex! While Angle's bragging to Benoit about that Eddie nails him from behind. Benoit comes in and Germans Eddie! The champs get into a shoving match with each other, then turn and German both Guerreros! Eddie doesn't look right at all after that. Angle kicks him out of the ring and the ref throws up an X. That's not good. Angle goes over to Chavo and flips him into the ring. Snap suplex on Chavo while Benoit stomps on Eddie on the floor. Eddie can't be hurt that bad then. Chavo fights back on Benoit and tags out to Eddie, who'd crawled back up on the apron. Yeah, he's fine. Crazy stomps from Eddie in the corner. When the ref backs him off Chavo chokes Benoit. Eddie runs Benoit into an exposed top turnbuckle, the same one that was exposed from the last match. Wonder if the pad was never put back on, I honestly didn't notice. Back suplex from Eddie as we get another "We want Angle" chant. Benoit and Chavo exchange chops. Benoit arm takedown on Chavo into a crossface attempt! Chavo fights and gets to the ropes before it's on, then he tights pulls Benoit out to the floor. Eddie hops down and suplexes Benoit on the floor. Slingshot senton from Eddie for 2. He hooks Benoit up in the Gory Special. Benoit slides free and gets a sunset flip for 2. Clothesline from Eddie to put Benoit back down. More Euro uppercuts from Chavo. Benoit ducks one and backslides Chavo. Eddie breaks the pin up. Back suplex from Chavo. Benoit manages to front backdrop Eddie and gives him a powerbomb, but he's still in the wrong half of the ring and Chavo clotheslines him from the apron. Chavo tags in...right into the crossface! Eddie comes into break it up and Angle comes in to break him up. Eddie goes up top. Benoit dodges and Eddie frog splashes Chavo! Tag to Angle! Huge clotheslines on Eddie. Backdrop. Chavo gets planted with a German. Belly to belly suplex on Eddie for 2. Chavo gets Angle with a dropkick but gets jumped by Benoit as things really start to break down. Benoit German on Chavo. He tries for rolling Germans but Eddie breaks it up and takes his own German for his trouble. Benoit goes up top. Headbutt off the top on Eddie! Angle crawls over and covers. Chavo just barely breaks it up! Brain buster from Chavo on Angle, then he Cactus clotheslines Benoit out. Eddie covers Angle for 2, then goes up top. Angle run up! Guerrero blocks the suplex and pushes him back down! FROG SPLASH! Benoit saves the pin and puts the crossface on Eddie! Chavo breaks that up. Benoit dumps Chavo over the top to the floor. Eddie slips out of an Angle Slam attempt and pushes Angle into Benoit. That sets them off again. Eddie dropkicks Angle from behind (that's not pulled off every well). He wraps Angle up in the Lasso from El Paso (a modified cloverleaf). Oh, the ref's down on the floor. Didn't even see a ref bump in all the madness there. Angle gets free and puts the ankle lock on! Eddie's tapping but there's no ref. Chavo comes in and hits (taps) Angle with one of the tag belts. Eddie covers and Chavo gets the ref back in. Angle kicks out! Chavo tells Eddie to hold Angle and goes up top. Benoit pushes Chavo off down to the floor, then snaps Eddie over the top rope. Angle Slam! Angle gets the pin to retain! Four guys that could have a good match with each other (or pretty much anyone) in their sleep doing what they do. ***3/4
 
In the back, Heyman is doing push ups about as well as I would. Lesnar tells Heyman if Edge beats him to cost Brock the title he will "bust you in half". 
 
Handicap Match for the WWE Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) & Paul Heyman def Edge in 18:50- Edge's main event preparation education continues. Heyman's dressed like he normally would if he was just managing, lanyard and all. The only difference is his fists are taped up. On his entrance we get a close up of Lesnar's stitches from the HIAC match with Taker. Heyman hides on the apron in the corner while Lesnar starts the match. Lesnar goes full Macho Man on Elizabeth, directing Heyman exactly where to stand. Lockup that Lesnar easily wins. Edge ducks another lockup to try to annoy Lesnar. Then does it again and mocks Lesnar's little jump. Lesnar lifts Edge up and rams him into the corner! I don't think that was a good idea on Edge's part. Edge gets a back elbow, drop toe holds Lesnar into the corner and dropkicks him to the floor. Heyman runs over to try to calm Lesnar down. Back in Edge goes into dodge mode again, flipping out of a backdrop attempt to cradle Lesnar for 2. Another cradle off a press slam attempt. Lesnar clubbing blows put Edge back down. Edge grabs the ropes to stop, mocks Lesnar's flexing, and low bridges Lesnar back down to the floor. Now Brock's PISSED, taking it out on the stairs. Edge goes out and attacks Lesnar from behind. Lesnar's power overwhelms him, but Edge manages to whip Lesnar into the post. As he's getting back in Heyman grabs Edge's leg to pin him down. It's legal tonight. Lesnar pounds Edge and Heyman dances around the ring celebrating what he did! Fantastic. Spinning heel kick from Edge. He spears Heyman off the apron! Lesnar belly to belly suplex on Edge. He goes back to the floor and drags Edge out with him. Post shot for Edge's back. Back in Lesnar hits his big deadlift backbreaker. Again Edge tries to slug back but runs and bounces off the brick wall that is Lesnar. More Lesnar punishment to Edge's back. Lesnar puts on his idea of a Boston crab. That's a new one. Edge gets to the ropes. Chinlock from Lesnar with his knee in Edge's back. Arm drops and Edge fights back up. Lesnar catches a crossbody attempt, but Edge works around into a roll up for 2. Clothesline from Lesnar for 2. He hooks on that reverse bear hug on the mat he used to "retire" (temporarily) Hulk Hogan. Edge slowly crawls to the ropes. When he's almost there Lesnar turns him over into a bridge for 2, then cranks on the hug some more. Again we go to arm drops as Edge looks like dead weight. But it's not over yet. Lesnar backs Edge into the corner to cut off him fighting back. Edge dodges around and manages to dropkick Lesnar into the corner! He takes a second to baseball slide Heyman, but again switching focus backfires as Lesnar hits a spinebuster for 2. More big corner shoulderblocks from Lesnar. Edge dodges and Lesnar goes into the post! Roll up for 2. Edge tries clotheslines that have zero effect on Lesnar. Flying forearm from Edge that puts Lesnar down. He goes for a spinning heel kick but Lesnar catches him! Edge uses that position to work Lesnar around into a faceplant! Reverse DDT for 2. Edge clotheslines Lesnar 360 to the floor. Heyman's on the apron. Big mistake. Edge flips him into the ring! Remember, handicap match so Heyman's legal. Edge double ax handle off the top! He covers Heyman. Lesnar just barely pulls Edge off before 3! Edge goes up top and dives down onto Lesnar on the floor. He slides Lesnar back in and goes up top again. Missile dropkick! Lesnar kicks out! Edge goes up top again. Lesnar ducks and Edge crossbodys Chioda! F5....NO Edge counters into the Edgecution! Cover but no ref. Heyman slides a chair to Lesnar, then distracts Edge. Edge ducks the chair swing. Spear to Lesnar! Lesnar kicks out! Edge goes up again, but Lesnar still has the chair. Chair to Edge's gut as he comes off the top rope! F5! Heyman gets Chioda back in and Lesnar gets the pin to retain. Well done by everyone involved. Smart layout with the handicap stipulation actually being a negative for Lesnar and Heyman instead of a positive. Lesnar and Edge worked great together too. I've seen this compared to the Sting/Vader playbook, which has some truth in it. I also get vibes of the Flair/Giant matches in WCW. ***1/2
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- Stop me if you've heard me say this before: it's a UK house show on PPV. Fortunately I'll only have to say that one more time after this. Still, the last two matches deliver enough to get this up to average, which is pretty good by usual UK PPV standards.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C 

Saturday, January 10, 2026

No Mercy '02

Legacy Review

No Mercy '02

October 20, 2002 from the Alltel Arena in Little Rock, AR
 
Commentary: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler (Raw), Michael Cole and Tazz (Smackdown)
 
After holding the first ever PPV with split world champions at Unforgiven last month, the title restructuring of fall '02 continues tonight as the brand split continues to find more sure footing.
 
A cold opening starts the show with Undertaker in his locker room, wearing a cast, and Kane walks in and asks him "So, how was your week?". I guess the cast just happened. After that is the normal intro video. 
 
WWE World Tag Team Championship: Chris Jericho & Christian (c) def Booker T & Goldust in 7:55 (Raw)- Following the split of the top singles titles, in the time since Unforgiven the tag titles have also been split. Raw got the World tag titles, which are continuing the lineage of the original WWF/E tag titles. In keeping with that these tag titles are for now still represented by the classic belts, by far the longest serving belt design in the company at the time and maybe ever, mostly unchanged since the mid '80s. Thankfully straightforward now, but the tag title lineage is going to get horribly muddled later down the road, particularly when we get to the penny belt/nickel belt era. Canadians Jericho and Christian came together as a team after the sudden dissolution of the Unamericans faction. Everybody gets separate entrances. Goldust gets in the ring with Jericho to start, but Jericho wants Booker instead so Goldust tags out. Then Jericho steps out and Christian comes in to start instead. All the shenanigans don't faze Booker, who gets off to a quick start on Christian. Side kick for 2. Goldust tags in and clotheslines Christian, then wrings his arm and hits a fancy back kick. That was different. Christian fights him off and tags out. Jericho takes a hip attack, then Goldust clotheslines Christian 360 to the floor. He slingshots Jericho over the top rope onto Christian! Booker goes down and throws Jericho back in the ring. Goldust gives Jericho some mounted punches. Christian comes from behind and uses that position to snap Goldust over the top rope throat first, then Jericho hits a missile dropkick for 2. Goldust goes in peril for a bit. Russian leg sweep from Christian for 2. Goldust fires back with a clothesline on Jericho. Christian runs in to cut off a tag and the heels get Goldust in their corner again. Goldust dodges a Christian dropkick and jackknife covers him for 2. Powerslam from Goldust. Jericho tags in and just barely cuts Goldust off. Neckbreaker from Goldust and he gets the tag to Booker! Side kick and flying forearm on Jericho. Jericho dodges the scissors kick but runs into a spinebuster for 2. Booker does his corner floatover roll up for 2. Christian pulls Jericho out of the way of a kick and Booker tangles himself up on the ropes. Goldust blind tags in and Booker double clotheslines both heels. Double bulldog from Goldust. Shattered Dreams on Christian with a hell of a sell. Goldust then trips Jericho face first into Christian's crotch and rolls him up for 2. Jericho flips out of the Curtain Call and gets the Walls on! Booker breaks it up. Scissors kick! Goldust covers but Christian pulls him out to the floor. Booker baseball slides Christian. Missile dropkick on Jericho. Spinaroonie! Christian comes in with one of the tag belts. Booker dodges the shot and sends Christian back over the top to the floor. Even though Booker's not down Jericho hops onto the second rope like he's going for the Lionsault. THE SECOND ROPE BREAKS! HOLY SHIT that could have been a disaster. Someone on the ring crew is getting an earful. Everyone tries to recover and improvise. Goldust hits Jericho with a bulldog and covers. Christian gets Jericho's foot on the bottom rope. Booker and Christian go into the crowd. Jericho bulldogs Goldust onto the belt, manages to get himself up to the top rope with no middle rope to climb on, and hits a straight moonsault! That's a new one from Jericho. Cover and Jericho gets the pin to retain. Good formula tag stuff, and they did a nice job recovering after the shock of the rope break. This definitely could have gotten more time, though they might have cut it short after the rope failure. **3/4
 
FUNAKI! SMACKDOWN #1 ANNOUNCER! Unfortunately, he's talking to Torrie Wilson's dad Al. This whole angle.....I don't even want to get into it. Basically, Dawn Marie is going after Torrie's dad for reasons that can only be guessed at, and Dad Wilson being a guy naturally broke down and succumbed. Funaki, being #1 announcer, asks the question we're all thinking, why the smeg is he in the shower with Marie fully clothed? Is he suffering from one of those Naked Time viruses that show up in the Trek universe every once in a while? Al's response is to whip out the Bill Clinton line, which the crowd laughs at but still was pretty old at that point.
 
The saddest thing is, this isn't the worst angle that's going to come up tonight. 
 
Torrie Wilson def Dawn Marie in 4:57 (SD)- During entrances for this match the crew is still in the ring fixing the second rope. Marie doesn't want to get in the ring so Torrie says frak it and dropkicks her off the apron. Torrie hits some clotheslines back in. Marie gets a boot up in the corner while commentary speculates what Marie's motives are for going after Torrie's very aged dad. Yeah, that's kind of something that should have been laid out at the start. Sunset flip from Torrie for 2. Marie leaps over in the corner and snaps Torrie over the top rope, but Torrie then baseball slides her. Marie runs Torrie's back into the apron and slides her back in. Commentary plugs the UK only PPV next week, a very rare move. They're normally barely mentioned on regular US TV. Marie continues to target Torrie's back. Then forgets about it and hits a headbutt to Torrie's gut or maybe lower for 2. Double leg takedown from Torrie and it's roll over the ref cat fight time. The ref pulls Marie off then actually does a little celebration like he's enjoying himself. Marie thinks he SICK for that. Torrie hits a suplex for 2. Basement dropkick for 2. She slingshots Marie into the corner for 2. Sort of hot shot from Torrie. She hits a swinging neckbreaker and gets a slightly sudden pin. I will give them both credit for trying, which they clearly were, but neither of them were ready for prime time. Not unlike a Divas/butterfly belt era match in a lot of ways. 1/2*
 
Rob Van Dam def "Nature Boy" Ric Flair in 8:05 (Raw)- I like how they're pairing Flair up with a variety of opponents as he gets serious about his comeback. This came about from Flair turning heel and aligning with Triple H to cost RVD in his World title shot at Unforgiven, the early groundwork laying for what would become Evolution. Think Flair has a new robe tonight, it's one I associate with his Evolution era. Flair tries to bail during RVD's entrance but RVD follows him out and attacks him on the floor. He whips Flair into the post. RVD's diving back kick off the apron sends Flair over the barricade, then RVD hits the spinning legdrop off the apron. Diving one foot kick from RVD off the top rope coming back in as the bell rings to officially start. Cartwheel thunder hits for 2. Flair begs off! Yup, finally back heel. They exchange shots in the corner. Flair Flip! Did not make it over, again. He falls back into the ring. Spinning heel kick from RVD and he ground and pounds Flair a bit. Lawler: "Flair's 53? Dawn Marie will be hitting on him next". Ha! Another back kick from RVD for 2. Flair begs off again. He hides in the ropes to hit the classic sneaky style low blow. Chop block! Time to go to school, kids. He stomps away on RVD's knee. Flair then forgets the knee and pounds RVD down in the corner. Probably realizes that as good as RVD is, consistent limb selling and psychology is not one of his strong suits. After some chops Flair wraps RVD's knee around the middle rope to try to stop him fighting back, then pounds him down in the corner again. Another RVD comeback attempt is cut off by a kick to the knee. Another chop block. Flair and ref Nick Patrick get into it a bit after some more corner shots. More chops and jabs from Flair in the corner. Back suplex. Figure four! Flair gets a couple of near falls off it, then RVD manages to reverse it. Rope break and Flair gets back on the knee. Sunset flip off the apron from RVD, which Flair does not work with well at all. RVD blocks a hiptoss into a backslide for 2. Flair grabs the ropes to dodge a dropkick, then struts a bit as the crowd is still pretty behind him, heel or no. Another figure four attempt. RVD does the small package counter for 2. Back elbow in the corner from Flair. He goes up top. Since he's a heel again we know how that goes for him. RVD hits rolling thunder for 2. Roundhouse kick and RVD springs up top. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Cover and RVD gets the pin! Like Flair's matches with Jericho, this didn't quite click. **
 
In the back, Big Show bitches to SD GM Steph about never being booked. Raw GM Eric Bischoff charges in furious that they're talking because Show is on the Raw roster. Steph leaves and Show lets out all his frustrations on Bischoff. I'm pretty sure there's some real life being channeled here after Show was held off TV for a long stretch for being out of shape. Bischoff doesn't give Show the answer he wants so Show puts his hands on him and warns Bischoff to give him what he wants. Say one thing about Bischoff, he's not easily intimidated. However, Show would get what he wanted in the end as the next week he was traded to SD and would immediately get into the main event picture.
 
After that we get a video highlighting the legacy of the Intercontinental title, which is being retired tonight. Thankfully temporarily as it would turn out. More on that in a bit. 
 
WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Jamie Noble (c) (w/Nidia) def Tajiri in 7:20 (SD)- Noble's had that belt bolted to his waist since winning it at King of the Ring, but it hasn't been defended on PPV in a while. Noble and Nidia continue to be one of the best acts in the company. Another fast start tonight as Tajiri baseball slides Noble before Noble can get in the ring. Asai moonsault! That the cameras mostly missed. Back in Tajiri covers for 2. Noble reverses a corner whip and Tajiri Bret bumps, then Noble hits a high knee to Tajiri's back. Noble yells "What are you doing, boy?" at Tajiri and stomps him down in the corner. Noble spends most of the match jawing at Tajiri. Snap mare and big PK to the back from Noble. Tajiri responds with his own snap mare/PK combo that Noble sells the hell out of. Kneedrop from Tajiri for 2. Noble tries a sunset flip but Tajiri walks him to the edge and flips out of the ring! Nice. Another big kick from Tajiri for 2. After some corner maneuvering Noble gets Tajiri up and hits an electric chair for 2. Tiltawhirl backbreaker for 2. Noble then grounds things and butterflys Tajiri's arms with a knee in his back. Tajiri powers up and tries a crucifix, but Noble blocks it and Samoan drops him for 2. Counter cradle from Tajiri for 2. Noble gets Tajiri down again and is disgusted at the lack of competition. Tajiri tries another cradle counter but Noble rolls through and hits an elbow drop to Tajiri's back. Back to the butterfly style hold. After Tajiri tries to get back up Noble continues the punishment on his back. He lifts Tajiri up to the top rope. Tajiri fights off a back superplex attempt. He goes for a moonsault but sees Noble dodging and lands on his feet. Tornado DDT! But Tajiri is too hurt to follow up. After both guys stagger back up Tajiri starts up a strike combo to build momentum, eventually going crazy with rapid fire strikes. The handspring back elbow hits. Noble dodges a buzzsaw kick attempt but Tajiri catches him with the other foot and covers for 2. Tajiri hooks Noble across his back, gives him a bit of an airplane spin, then hits a German suplex for 2. Tarantula! Tajiri sets up to finish it. Noble ducks another buzzsaw kick and goes for a Tiger Driver. Tajiri counters that into a corner slingshot. The buzzsaw kick hits! Nidia instantly gets up on the apron and distracts Hebner Junior by sticking her gum in his mouth with her mouth. Noble uses the distraction to hit the Tiger Driver. Tajiri kicks out! Tajiri fights off another Tiger Driver attempt, leading to another counter sequence by the ropes. Nidia trips NOBLE, but it was on purpose because it gave Noble the position to get Tajiri cradled and get the pin to retain! She's not as dumb as she looks. After the bell Tajiri plants a kiss on Nidia, which Nidia kind of likes. That sets Noble off again and he shows Tajiri how a "real man" does it. Buzzsaw kick to Noble from behind for revenge. Rock solid match but not top shelf stuff from either guy. **1/2
 
To lead into the next match: After the split of the world titles, it was decided that one top title on each brand was all that was needed. No more secondary titles, just specialty ones for specific divisions like the Cruiserweight and women's titles. The long redundant European title was first to go, merged with the IC title in July even before the world title split. The Hardcore title was next, unified with the IC title and retired on the Raw after Summerslam. The September 30 edition of Raw featured what was billed as the final straight IC title match ever, with Kane defeating RVD for the title. The winner would face World champ Triple H tonight to unify the titles. All well and good. Well, not really because getting rid of the IC title was dumb and they'd eventually realize it. But unfortunately, something else happened during this feud, something so universally reviled it completely overshadowed what should have been a historic title unification, no matter if it was reversed later. That something is Katie Vick.
 
To sum this up as succinctly as possible....Triple H found out that 10 years ago, Kane and a girl (implied girlfriend) named Katie Vick were at a party, Kane tried to drive her home drunk, got in a wreck and killed her. Kane later admitted this was true. To be clear, this is supposed to be during the same time that Kane was either still in the burn recovery unit or the mental asylum or whatever backstory he's supposed to have today. It's worse than that Red Dwarf continuity gaffe where Lister had his appendix removed twice. Bad enough already. But it gets worse. On one Raw leading up to this show, Triple H had a video played that he said showed Kane was even more than a murderer. The video was Triple H in a Kane mask pretending to have sex with Katie Vick's corpse with Trips as Kane describing it in extremely disturbing graphic detail. The backlash for that particular segment was so fierce and instant it's generally credited with WWE gradually reversing course away from Attitude Era style storylines and more toward what we'll see in the PG era. To this day, all you have to say to a longtime wrestling fan is "Katie Vick" and they'll know right away.
 
Unification Match: WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H def WWE Intercontinental Champion Kane in 16:15 (Raw)- One side thought, I love the Raw graphics from this era. Which are drawn from the Raw set at the time, which is also the best one Raw ever had. Lawler goes full pro-HHH heel on commentary for this match, which is super annoying, especially because all they want to/are allowed to talk about is the stupid angle and not the title unification. After a standoff we get the first lockup of the night. HHH hits the first punch. Kane punches back and floors him. HHH quickly backs off into the corner. After some weak back and forth stuff Kane goes full angry monster and pounds HHH down in the corner. He barely gets HHH up for a backdrop and HHH rolls out to the floor. He tries to pull Kane out but Kane pushes him into the barricade. HHH counters a backdrop but Kane no sells it and hits a clothesline for 2. Corner clothesline and HHH does one of his classic flop sells. HHH dodges in the corner and goes for a running neckbreaker. Kane's out of position but HHH goes for it anyway, pretty much pulling Kane down by the hair instead of hitting it properly. This match is not off to a good start. Kane sits up and they do some more weak counter stuff before Kane hits a powerslam. HHH hits the facebuster, then clotheslines Kane 360 to the floor. Kane goozles HHH on the floor. HHH eye pokes free and knees Kane in the back to send him into the post. Back and forth slugfest back in. HHH cuts it off with a kick and hits a swinging neckbreaker for 2. Another hangman's neckbreaker from HHH, properly hit this time. And yet another one because why not. Another cover for 2. A Kane back elbow wobbles HHH, but Kane runs into a spinebuster for 2. HHH slingshots Kane up into the middle rope. Good thing it's secure now. Kane tries to come back again with some gut punches, then a punch combo. HHH ducks a clothesline, hops on Kane's back and hooks on a sleeper. Kane fades down, then fights back up and back suplexes free. HHH dodges an elbow drop, but then runs into a big boot. Another corner clothesline from Kane, followed by a side suplex. Clothesline off the top rope. Here comes Ric Flair, straight into the ring. Hebner gets knocked down and Flair snaps Kane over the top rope. Another big boot from Kane on HHH, then he punches Flair down. HHH has one of the belts and nails Kane with it. Cover. Kane kicks out! Now the Hurricane runs out and attacks Flair. Kane and Hurricane had been teaming together recently, even winning the pre-split tag titles at one point. HHH goes out and Pedigrees Hurricane on the floor. Kane sits up in the ring and starts pummeling HHH again. Powerslam for 2. Kane catches HHH coming off the second rope and runs him into the corner, then places him on the top rope. HHH fights off a superplex. He comes off the top rope, right into Kane's boot. Kane sets up to finish it. Goozle. HHH back elbows free, then ducks a big boot and Kane takes Hebner out again. HHH backdrops Kane over the top to the floor. Kane chokeslams HHH through the Spanish announce table! That's the most randomly thrown in Spanish announce table spot you'll ever see. Flair tries to attack Kane but Kane no sells it all and punches Flair out. Kane rolls HHH back in and covers, but Hebner is still out. Flair has HHH's trusty sledgehammer. He tries to attack Kane with it but Kane cuts it off. Big boot to Flair. Kane has the sledge. HHH sees and begs off. Low blow on Kane. HHH now has the sledge. Kane scoops him, but HHH hits him with the sledge to get free. Kane ducks another sledgehammer swing. Chokeslam! Another cover with no ref. A backup ref runs in to count but Flair takes him out. Flair goes up top, manages to launch but lands right into a chokeslam. HHH uses the distraction to ram Kane into the corner. Pedigree! Cover and Hebner's back to count 3. A pretty big overbooked mess, the outcome was never in doubt, and the atrocious angle completely overshadowed what should have been a historic title unification. So ends the IC title, not with a bang but a whimper. *3/4
 
Fortunately the IC title would only stay deactivated about 6 months before they realized their mistake, and that both brands needed secondary titles. The IC title returned in May '03 to Raw, then in June/July '03 the US title was reactivated for Smackdown (and unlike the WWE Big Gold Belt did officially continue the lineage of the classic NWA/WCW US title). 
 
Tournament Final for the Inaugural WWE Tag Team Championship: Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit def Edge & Rey Mysterio in 22:01 (SD)- As mentioned before, the World tag titles on Raw are keeping the old title lineage, so this is to create a whole new title with a whole new lineage. An 8 team tournament had taken place on SD, with the finals being held tonight. The main story of the tournament was Steph forcing longtime rivals Angle and Benoit to be a team because she knew they could be awesome, and to ensure their cooperation she threatened them both with a large fine and one year suspension if they hit each other. They had some issues at first, but have slowly been getting on the same page, in no small part thanks to attempted manipulations by the Guerreros (who Angle & Benoit knocked out in the semis) backfiring. Once again everyone gets separate entrances. Angle and Mysterio start, refiring their great match from Summerslam. Quick armdrag from Angle. Reset lockup and Angle gets a waistlock takedown, then slaps Mysterio in the back of his head to let him know it. Angle then easily scoops up Mysterio by the legs and TOSSES him across the ring into his own corner. Angle's had enough, he wants Edge in now. Mysterio doesn't like that and says he's going to take Angle on. Another Angle waistlock. Mysterio tries to find a leverage point to get out, much to Angle's amusement....then says screw it and stomps on Angle's foot! That's one way to get out. Angle is less amused by that. Fireman's carry takedown from Mysterio! Followed by a basement dropkick. Mysterio hops to the second rope and gives Angle a reverse hurricanrana! Angry Angle runs into a drop toe hold and now Mysterio slaps him all over the back to mock him. Pissed Angle chases Mysterio out of the ring. Now Mysterio tags out to Edge. Nice waistlock takedown from Edge. On the mat Angle works around into a hammerlock, then a headlock. Shoulderblock from Angle. Another speed run and Edge does a hiptoss/armdrag/dropkick combo. Angle decides to let Benoit have a turn. I like Benoit taking a random swing at Mysterio as he walks by before locking up with Edge. Good rapid fire basic counter sequence. Edge locks in an ARMBAR and Benoit backs him into the corner, then lays in some shots. Benoit then works a headlock for a bit. They go speed with Benoit hitting a shoulderblock, then Edge gets a knee to the gut. Gutbuster from Edge for 2. Then he goes to the other side with a backbreaker for 2. Edge tries some chops. Benoit shows him how that's done. Flapjack from Edge, and he follows up with a Oklahoma roll for 2. Edge goes for a whip. Benoit positions him perfectly and reverses it, allowing Angle to knee Edge in the back from the apron. Another whip in the same spot and this time Edge spears Angle through the ropes off the apron! Edge then fights off a Benoit German suplex attempt and rolls him up for 2. Benoit's kickout sends Edge in Angle's direction again and Angle snaps him over the top rope. Clothesline from Benoit. Neckbreaker. Angle tags in as we go fully into Edge in peril. Angle grounds Edge with a grapevine chinlock. Edge fights up and backs Angle into the corner. Angle belly to belly suplex! Always fun when the crowd that was chanting "You suck" or "Angle sucks" the first part of the match starts to get behind Angle because he's just that freaking awesome in the ring now. Benoit comes back in with some chops and Edge takes a Bret bump. Ripcord knees from Benoit. Another Bret bump and it's ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLING GERMANS time. All three hit, then he knocks Mysterio off the apron. Throat slash and Benoit goes up top. Edge gets up, knocks him down and joins him. Edge superplex! Crawl over and tag to Mysterio! Flying headscissors on Benoit. He drop toe holds Benoit into the corner. Everyone thinks he's going for the shitty bronco buster, but he basement dropkicks Benoit in the corner instead. Much better. Angle comes in and gets dropkicked to the floor. Mysterio hangs Benoit in the ropes and hits a springboard guillotine legdrop! Cover and Angle breaks the pin up. Edge Cactus clotheslines Angle back out to the floor while the legal guys fight. Mysterio tries the wheelbarrow bulldog, but Benoit blocks it into the crossface! Edge gets in and breaks it up before Mysterio can tap, then Angle drags him back to the floor. Shotgun dropkick from Mysterio to Benoit's back and he's in position. 61...NO Benoit blocks it! He gets Mysterio into shoulderbreaker position. Edge comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick to Mysterio's back, putting him in a pinning position on Benoit! Benoit kicks out! Mysterio goes up top. Here comes Angle out of nowhere with the run up superplex! He takes Edge out again and tells Benoit to cover Mysterio. Benoit does but Mysterio kicks out! Angle wants to tag in. Benoit whips Mysterio into their corner and does tag. They both pummel Mysterio's back. Backbreaker from Angle for 2. Snap suplex for 2. Angle hooks on a facelock to grind Mysterio down. Mysterio manages to suplex out! Angle belly to belly suplex! Another 2 count off that. Benoit tags in and hits a backdrop for 2. Back suplex for 2. Big chops from Benoit. Mysterio gets boots up in the corner and headscissors Benoit into the ring post. Tags on both sides. Edge goes wild on both guys. Backdrop on Angle. Faceplant on Benoit. Reverse DDT on Angle for 2 as we go into a full on DONNYBROOK. Mysterio whips Edge into a corner spear on Benoit. Now Mysterio does the shitty bronco buster. Edge spears Angle in the corner. Mysterio runs up and Edge lifts him up to hurricanrana Angle off the top rope! Edge covers. Benoit goes for the headbutt off the top to break it up, but Edge dodges and Angle takes it! A shotgun dropkick from Mysterio sends Benoit to the floor. Edge covers. Angle JUST kicks out! Angle quickly ducks under Edge and hits a German! He sets up behind Edge. Edge backdrops a charging Mysterio right into Angle! Now Edge sets up. Benoit takes Edge down from behind and tries for the crossface! At the same time Mysterio dragged Angle to the floor. Edge tries his damndest to fight but Benoit gets the crossface on. Mysterio comes in and 619s Benoit to break it up! Angle Slam on Mysterio! THE STRAPS ARE DOWN! Ankle lock on Edge! Edge quickly rolls over, pushes free, and small packages Angle for a LONG 2! The crowd's eating all of this up now. SPEAR on Angle! Benoit saves the pin! Mysterio baseball slides Benoit. Another funky double team where Mysterio launches off Edge to moonsault Benoit on the floor! Edge goes for the Edgecution on Angle. Angle counters to the ankle lock! Edge counters into his own ankle lock! Angle recounters back and CRANKS on Edge's ankle! Edge taps! Angle and Benoit are the first ever Smackdown WWE tag champs! That, my friends, was a masterclass in tag team wrestling. You can't ask for a better start for a brand new set of titles. A somewhat forgotten classic, but the fact Benoit is involved probably has a lot to do with that. *****
 
In the back, Taker demands Larry the Trainer give him a shot in his hurt hand to get him through his match. Wonder if Larry works for BALCO.
 
WWE Women's Championship: Trish Stratus (c) def Victoria in 5:30 (Raw)- Once again the women's title is the cool down match. This is Victoria's PPV debut after being slowly ramped up during the course of the year. Lockup! Victoria slaps on the rope break. Headlock takedown from Victoria. Shoulderblock and Trish seems to back off a bit. Victoria doesn't care and kicks her in the forehead. Comeback clothesline from Trish for 2. She starts up a kick combo. A misdirection kick catches Victoria for 2, then Victoria rolls out for some space. Trish comes around and pulls her shoulder into the ring post, then floors Victoria with one of those great elbow shots of hers. Victoria then recovers and shoves Trish into the post. She drops Trish on the barricade. Coming back in Victoria hits a nice slingshot legdrop for 2. She monkey flips Trish out of the corner, which is not particularly well done on either end. She tries for it again and Trish blocks it. Victoria fights off a superplex. Trish does her handstand hurricanrana instead for 2. Victoria gets Trish up in a Canadian backbreaker. On the Canadian. Trish flips around into a near fall and they're in bridge up/backslide position, but for whatever reason don't try to do it. BIG slap from Victoria. Basic bodyslam. She gets Trish up on her shoulders and spins her around, but only into a side suplex. A lot of noise for not a lot of action there. Victoria starts up top again. Trish catches her and electric chairs her back down for 2. Slugfest and Trish comes back. Chick Kick! That gets a 2 count. Swinging neckbreaker from Trish. A second. She goes for the Stratusfaction, but then decides to flip out of it for some reason. I think Victoria was supposed to counter but it wasn't really obvious. Trish rolls Victoria up and gets the pin to retain. Meh. It's better than the last women's match. Victoria had some rough spots but overall looked solid in her PPV debut. *1/2
 
After the bell Victoria floors Trish with a nasty looking kick to the chin. Ref Jack Doan freaking TACKLES Victoria! He has to drag her away to keep her from attacking Trish more.
 
Sad to say, we've got one more train wreck trash angle to get through tonight. Lesnar and Taker had a double DQ no contest in their WWE Title match at Unforgiven. The feud's escalated to the point that they're going inside Hell in a Cell tonight. Again, all well and good. But that's not all. The build to Unforgiven involved Lesnar and Heyman doing some weird shit with Taker's (legit) pregnant wife Sara. Leading into this show, they've gone a step further and dug up some hussy named Tracy that's accused Taker of having an affair with her. But earlier tonight, Steph got her to admit that her fling with Taker was years ago and she's making the recent affair up, so that's already pretty much been taking care of. Random fun fact, the actress (seeing her performance tonight a very broad definition of the word) playing "Tracy" was also one of Biff's jacuzzi floozies in Back to the Future II. Also, the reason Taker's wearing a cast and needed a pain killing shot it because Lesnar broke his hand backstage last week on SD.
 
Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) (w/Paul Heyman) def The Undertaker in 27:15 (SD)- No bike again for Taker on his entrance, but that cast would make it hard. I assume, I'm not a motorcycle guy. Not even bike curious. Cole has the funniest line tonight, saying it's hard to get out of Hell in a Cell. Please. Every damn match the wrestlers escape from it. It'd be a change if they DIDN'T get out. Cautious start with both guys jockeying for position. Lesnar ducks under and gets a waistlock takedown. Taker back elbows free. Powerslam from Lesnar for 2. He lays in his corner shoulderblocks. Taker hits a punch to the gut with his cast that Lesnar does a crazy sell for, half flipping forward and damn near landing on his head. But that hurt Taker too. Off a whip Lesnar grabs the ropes and bails. He goes to the door and wants out but it's locked. Heyman can't help either. Taker stalks Lesnar around and back into the ring, but Lesnar jumps him coming back in. He starts punishing Taker's hurt hand. ARMBAR from Lesnar that stretches out Taker's hand. Taker gets free and hits another punch with the cast. Punch right on Lesnar's head with the cast. Again that hurt Taker just as much. Lesnar goes to the floor and he's busted open. Taker sees and targets it. He's bleeding pretty damn good. Taker tosses Lesnar into the cage for the first shot there. Taker covers on the floor for 2. Since when have outside falls been legal in HIAC? Guess that's something new for this match. Bit WCW for them to not say so beforehand though. Another hard cage shot for Lesnar. He drapes Lesnar on the apron, hits another cast shot, then the apron legdrop. Taker then goes up top. Heyman shouts "What are you doing?". Not sure Taker knew, because he tries to come down with a kneedrop on the apron that doesn't land good at all. Tried something new, didn't work. Another cover on the floor for 2. Heyman gets his arm inside one of the holes cut into the cage for guys to climb up. Taker big boots Heyman! HEYMAN'S BLEEDING! Fantastic. Then Taker grabs Heyman's tie and uses it to pull Heyman into the cage! Freaking phenomenal. Then Taker dodges Lesnar charging and Lesnar takes Heyman out! Taker charges but Lesnar flapjacks him into the cage. He lifts Taker up and runs him into the post, then the cage corner. Taker lays in the cage corner, with Heyman right on the other side of the cage gushing blood. Yes, Heyman is gushing blood. Heyman gives Lesnar a belt through one of the cage holes. Lesnar wraps the belt around Taker's hurt hand like a strap, then gives the other end to Heyman to hold Taker up against the cage. Lesnar gets a chair and nails Taker with it. Chairshots to the hurt hand! Over and over and over and over again! Lesnar takes the belt off, then starts ripping the cast off. Taker goes nuts with punches to stop him! He's still too hurt and Lesnar gets on him again, ramming the hand into the cage. Lesnar tries again and gets more of the cast off. Taker manages to kick Lesnar in the face to get free. They go back in the ring with Lesnar on offense again. He stomps away on Taker, and finally gets the cast fully off. Lesnar continues the punishment on the now exposed broken hand. It's weird seeing Taker's hand with no glove or anything on. Lesnar lifts Taker up and puts him on the top rope. He climbs up, then uses the cage roof to swing kicks into Taker's face! Low blow from Taker! He pushes Lesnar back down, with Lesnar going nearly halfway across the ring. Taker uses the roof for balance to walk across the top rope, then comes down with an elbow drop for 2. Lesnar gets on the apron and snaps Taker over the top rope. Been a lot of that tonight. The in vogue move. Taker big boots Lesnar off the apron into the cage! Taker TOPE SUICIDA INSIDE THE CELL! He hit the cage as hard as Lesnar. Taker tries to get the stairs but can't with his hurt hand, giving Lesnar an opening to attack him from behind. Lesnar gets the stairs and runs into Taker with them. Now Taker's bleeding like mad. OK, I have to call this one. Taker's so instantly covered in blood I'm going blood capsule over legit blading. No way did he bleed that much that quickly. Another stair shot to Taker's head. Lesnar then TOSSES the stairs all the way over the damn ring to the other side! Dude's a legit freak. Back in the ring Taker takes advantage of Lesnar getting cocky to get some shots in. Lesnar fires back with a spinebuster for 2. Lesnar keeps wobbling Taker with punches but Taker still has fight left in him. He gets desperate enough to swing punches with his hurt hand and puts Lesnar down. Then he stomps on Lesnar's hand for a bit of revenge. Taker wraps up Lesnar's arm and slowly climbs up for old school. Lesnar flips him back down to the ring. On a close up shot it looks like Taker's still bleeding. Man, maybe that stair shot really did bust him open hardaway. Lesnar scoops for the F5. Taker slips free. Chokeslam! With the hurt hand. Lesnar kicks out! Fuck, Taker is completely covered in blood. Crimson mask doesn't even cover it, it's like a crimson life cast. My earlier call might well have been completely wrong. He gets Lesnar in the corner and hits a corner clothesline. On the other side Lesnar gets a boot up. He hooks Taker up for a powerbomb. Taker backdrops out. Leaping DDT from Taker. He hooks up for the Last Ride. Lesnar backs Taker into the corner, hits more shoulders, then mounted punches to Taker's huge cut. Taker uses that position to hit the Last Ride! But he covers too slow and Lesnar gets a hand on the ropes. Also, there's clearly still blood pouring from Taker's cut, you can see it dripping. There's as much blood all over the ring as I've ever seen. At the level of that Yuji Nagata/Kensuke Sasaki match from one of the last January 4 Tokyo Dome shows under the Wrestling World name where both guys must have lost half a body's worth of blood. Taker scoops for the Tombstone. Lesnar reverses it! He muscles Taker onto his shoulders and hits the F5! Lesnar gets the pin to retain! Magnificent match. All the brutality you want from Hell in a Cell, but logically laid out into a cohesive match. Kind of wish Taker's hand had played more into it after so much focus on it but that's about it. Also, they finally stayed in the cage for once. Lesnar sort of makes up for it by climbing up the cage and posing with the belt on the roof to close the show. Watching this, you'd never think Lesnar had only been on the main roster since the previous spring. His development has been incredible. ****
 
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- Two great matches and nothing that was really mind meltingly awful in the ring usually equals a damn good show. But it's drug down a bit by some truly awful angles surrounding it all. No less than three horrible ones on this show, including both world title matches, and one being the all time stinkbomb that is Katie Vick. That's a problem WWE has had since the Invasion the previous year, good wrestling but shit angles, but it's only seemed to have gotten worse. Plus those two matches are the only ones that really get up to the "good" mark, the rest are decent at best.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: B- 

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