Legacy Review
Starrcade '87: Chi-Town Heat
November 26, 1987 from the UIC Pavillion in Chicago, IL
Commentary: Jim Ross and Tony Schiavone
This
is the first Starrcade to not take place in either Jim Crockett
Promotions' home arena in Greenbsoro, NC or their adopted second home of
the Omni in Atlanta. Not only that, Chicago is a very odd choice. It's
well outside JCP's usual territorial boundaries, even with all the
acquisitions they've made the past couple of years. My guess is they
were trying to continue to push into was was perceived as WWF territory.
Speaking of acquisitions, this show takes place about 6 months after
possibly the biggest one JCP made- the purchase of the UWF (formerly
Mid-South and not to be confused with the later Herb Abrams disaster
UWF) from Bill Watts after their disastrously failed attempt to go
national. Given that, holding this show in the New Orleans Superdome
might have made much more sense if it would work with the Saints'
schedule. But, that also would have been at odds with the way JCP was
treating their latest purchase. Over the second half of '87 they ran a
JCP vs UWF "invasion" angle, and much like the later WCW Invasion after
WWF's purchase of WCW, they took every opportunity to bury most
everything related to the UWF. That would be one of several business
mistakes that would lead to this being the final Starrcade under the JCP
banner. Their sale to Turner to create WCW happened just before the '88
edition of Starrcade.
To
make matters worse for JCP, this was the first Starrcade they offered
on PPV rather than just closed circuit TV, and knowing that WWF
purposely counter-programmed the first Survivor Series to run at the
exact same time to eat into JCP's buyrate. WWF went so far as to
threaten to withhold Wrestlemania 4 from any cable operators that chose
Starrcade over Survivor Series, and the threats worked as most cable
outlets went with the WWF show on their single available PPV channel.
Because of that this is not only the last fully JCP run Starrcade, it's
the last one that will be on Thanksgiving. Starting with the '88 show
they'd concede the date to Survivor Series and move Starrcade to
mid/late December. With just seven matches and running only two and a
half hours this is also the shortest Starrcade to date.
One
plus of JCP's UWF purchase, and one of the few they treated correctly,
was lead play by play announcer Jim Ross, making his Starrcade debut
tonight. Tom Miller is up from Greensboro to continue his tradition as
Starrcade ring announcer, though this will be his last Starrcade as he
was very much a JCP territory guy and didn't make it to the Turner era.
They also continue to gradually upgrade the entrance stage into
something more flashy.
"Hot
Stuff" Eddie Gilbert, Larry Zbyszko & Rick Steiner (w/Baby Doll)
and "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin, Michael PS Hayes & Sting (w/Precious)
15:00 time limit draw- Gilbert, Steiner, Hayes and Sting all came
into JCP from the UWF purchase. Zbyskzo is an exception, having signed
with JCP earlier in the year after a main event level run in the AWA.
He'd continue to bounce between the two until the AWA's death. There's
actually a carry on story from the UWF days here. Sting co-held the UWF
tag team titles with both Gilbert and Steiner as a sort of loose stable,
Gilbert tutoring the two young wrestlers, but shortly before the sell
to JCP Gilbert and Steiner turned on Sting. They'll be far from the last
guys to turn on Sting in his career. Sting had been scheduled to win
the UWF TV title as part of his rise upward, but after the buyout JCP
brass rightly saw in Sting the young potential top babyface they'd been
looking for since Magnum TA's injury and decided to bring him along a
little more slowly. Garvin and Hayes had been teaming for a few weeks
but hadn't officially dubbed themselves the latest and final version of
the Fabulous Freebirds just yet. They are coming out to Badstreet USA,
still some of the best entrance music ever. The ring skirts say "TWN"
which honestly I have no idea what the reference is to. "The Wrestling
Network" maybe? I think that was a startup Crockett and the NWA were
trying to do. I'm assuming it's a local ring, as it's set up differently
from regular NWA rings with white ropes and buckle pads. Sting gets a
pretty decent reaction in Chicago despite the fact he's just getting
going. There's a *ton* of empty seats opposite hard camera as the show
starts, not a great sign for JCP's expansion, though it does fill in
more as the show goes on. It takes a while for everyone to clear the
ring, so Steiner, being a Steiner, says the hell with it and jumps Sting
to get things going. Sting ducks a charge and Steiner flies out to the
(still unpadded) floor. Sting hits a plancha! I assume he did. He
literally flew over the cameraman and we barely saw it. Coming back in
Sting hits a missile dropkick, and his teammates give the other heels
dropkicks as things already break down. All the heels are whipped into
each other and they clear the ring to recover. Gilbert takes a crazy
bump on the floor off a Garvin punch. Back in the faces take turns on
Steiner until Garvin backdrops him into his corner and he tags out to
Zbyszko. Speaking of locals, I'm almost positive the guy reffing this
match is one of the local refs from WWF's The Wrestling Classic PPV from
here in '85 that did so awfully. Hayes literally holds Zbyszko by the
nose to punch him, then gives us a bit of a moonwalk. Gilbert tags in
and also can't get anything going. He backs into his own corner and
calls a TO. Sting tags in looking for revenge on Gilbert. He hits
Gilbert with a slightly awkward clothesline. Gilbert counters an arm
wringer into a slam and tags out. Steiner walks into a Sting armdrag.
Garvin sunset flip on Steiner for 2. Baby Doll holds Garvin's foot in
the heel corner so Zbyszko can hit his back kick. That puts Garvin in
peril as the heels get their first offense of the match. Gilbert atomic
drop on Garvin. Backbreaker from Gilbert, but the local ref is busy
checking out Baby Doll and is way late to the count. Who the hell
trained these Chicago refs? Are they boxing refs trying to do wrestling?
Steiner big powerslam on Garvin for 2. He hooks on a bear hug. Garvin
dodges in the corner and Steiner crashes, but Zbyszko cuts the tag off.
He hooks Garvin in an abdominal stretch as we get to 5 minutes left.
Garvin hiptosses free and tags out to Sting. He cleans house, again
slightly awkwardly showing his inexperience. Zbyszko goes to the old eye
rake to cut his momentum off. Gilbert tosses Sting over the top rope to
the floor. Back in Gilbert hits a suplex for 2. Sting blocks a Zbyszko
suplex and hits his own. 3 minutes left as Steiner cuts a tag off. He
gets Sting in a sleeper. Sting runs him face first into the top
turnbuckle! Very well done on both sides there. Again the tag is cut
off. Sting reverses a corner whip and Zbyszko Bret bumps in the corner. 2
minutes left as Sting barely crawls over to tag Hayes. Full hot tag run
from Hayes. DONNYBROOK! Hayes hits a bulldog on Zbyszko. The local ref
counts 3, but Zbyszko had his leg draped over the bottom rope and it's
waved off. Hayes sleeper on Zbyszko. Gilbert comes off the top rope to
break that up as we get the 1 minute left call. Steiner bear hug on
Hayes. Belly to belly suplex! That gets a 2 count at 30 seconds left.
Hayes small package on Gilbert for 2. Hayes tries a sunset flip but the
bell rings for the time limit during the count. Acceptable draw.
Everyone was working hard but there were a few clear stally spots. Sting
had some good flash, but he also clearly still has a lot of learning to
do. But on the other side, Steiner is already looking like a near
polished and very good package. As polished as a Steiner ever is. **1/2
We
go to another JCP newcomer from the UWF purchase, Missy Hyatt, who'll
be backstage tonight. Or IS backstage, this is the only time she'll be
on in this show. The "W" in the NWA logo behind her looks like it
belongs in a modern women's sports league logo.
UWF Heavyweight Championship: "Dr. Death" Steve Williams (c) def NWA Western States Heritage Champion Barry Windham in 7:02- At
this point the UWF title was worth about the same as a bucket of warm
spit and wouldn't be around much longer. After spending the first part
of the year having an incredible feud with Flair over the NWA World
title Windham's been dropped down to this. The Western States title JCP
created during the summer that Windham was the inaugural champion of was
no consolation as it would never be worth more than a bucket of cold
spit. Doc Death wasn't at all happy with how this all went, but
fortunately it wouldn't hurt his long term relationship with the
promotion. Williams comes out in an OU football jersey. I'm sure JR has
to contain himself from gushing. This is face vs face so they high ten
even before Miller starts his intros. Another Code of Honor handshake
after the bell. They go right into a criss cross and Williams gets a
hiptoss, then lifts Windham up in a press and literally does a couple of
reps. That lets Windham escape and roll Williams up for 2. There it is,
JR says OU is the "#1 college football team in America". A quick fact
check I can't resist shows that OU was indeed #1 in the polls at the
time, but would end up losing the Orange Bowl and national championship
to Miami in a very rare straight 1 vs 2 matchup in a bowl game for the
time. Anyway, we get a nice short mat wrestling sequence and another
stalemate.Windham grabs an arm and gets an armdrag. They have another
mat exchange as the Chicago crowd gets awful restless at the respectful
grappling. They go out to the floor and tease slugging it out, but
instead agree to get back in the ring and continue the respectful
wrestling. Chicago boos that decision. Some things haven't changed.
Williams gets the first hard takedown of the match, almost a suplex.
Windham muscles Williams up for a gutwrench suplex. Williams grabs a
headlock. Windham tries to suplex out but Williams holds onto the hold.
Armdrag from Williams and Windham still can't get free. Some more
"boring" chants echo around the arena, followed by some more boos at
another stalemate reset. After a couple of awkward counters Windham
doesn't duck down when Williams tries to leapfrog and literally
headbutts Williams' testicles! That wakes the crowd up, big reaction for
that. But Windham, being the good guy, refuses to press the advantage
and lets Williams recover as best he can. The crowd HATES that. Williams
taking forever to get going while literally holding his balls doesn't
help any. Finally Windham gets a headlock takedown. Headscissors counter
from Williams but Windham quickly escapes. Williams is still favoring
his nads. He ducks a crossbody and Windham FLIES over the top rope out
to the floor! He's sure as hell trying, I'll give him that. As soon as
he gets back in Williams does not give the same space Windham gave him,
grabs an Oklahoma roll and gets the pin to retain! No reaction at all
from the crowd at first, then they boo Williams or the match in general.
These are two guys I really like, but they approached this match all
wrong from a conceptual standpoint and it never worked. Especially in
front of a Chicago crowd that's never afraid to show how they really
feel. The UWF title would be mercifully euthanized before the end of the
year. *
Scaffold
Match: The Rock 'N' Roll Express def NWA United States Tag Team
Champions The Midnight Express (w/Jim Cornette & Big Bubba Rogers)
in 9:35- We finally get a Midnights/RNR Express match on a
Starrcade....and it's a scaffold match. Freaking typical. THIS is why
JCP went out of business. Not really but I'm bitter. JCP's first ever
scaffold match between the Eaton/Condrey Midnights and the Road Warriors
at last year's Starrcade was a huge draw, so here we are again. Once
again, the rules are to win you have to knock your opponents off the
scaffold. In theory incredibly dangerous, but in practice they usually
find the safest way possible to get down. Though Cornette did destroy
his knee in last year's match after Rogers didn't catch him coming down
as planned. Needless to say the Midnights' US tag titles are not on the
line in a match like this. The RNR Express don't get nearly as big a pop
as they would in the south. Not a lot of heel stalling before everyone
climbs up, I appreciate that. But as Gibson climbs Rogers takes Morton
out with what will be the Boss Man Slam! That makes it a two on one
advantage for the Midnights up on the scaffold. Gibson takes a shot on
the scaffold and I'm pretty sure starts bleeding. Cornette tries to
climb but Morton hits him with his own tennis racket! Not sure what good
Cornette would have done up there anyway. Morton goes up with the
racket and uses the weapon on both Midnights. Eaton has the usual
handful of powder and throws it into both RNR's faces. What he can keep a
hold of at least. We quickly see the downside of all this, as the
structure isn't wide or stable enough for them to really do anything.
The only scaffold structure I've seen worse was built by Glory's brain
sucked army. Buffy reference, for those in the dark on that. Eaton has a
hard time just walking across to Morton without wobbling. I think one
of the pipes came off the support structure where Lane and Gibson are.
This thing is nowhere near up to OSHA standard. Gibson does take
advantage and use the loose pipe as a weapon. Lane is the first one to
start working his way down to the underside. Eaton and Gibson get all
the value out of the racket as they possibly can. Eaton actually manages
to do a decent flop on the scaffold off a racket shot. Lane grabs the
monkey bars underside of the scaffold and Morton kicks him off to the
mat. He's out. Eaton takes more racket shots up top. He manages to work
around to the scaffold underside right in the middle of it, then takes
his drop to give the RNR Express the win. Rogers climbs up onto the
scaffold, takes the racket, tosses it away, then takes his hat and
jacket off. Morton goes over to meet him. Morton gives Rogers the Marty
McFly "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" point and low blows him! The RNR Express
escape back to the ground while Rogers is down. Morton then celebrates
by putting Rogers' hat and jacket on. Like always, when you've seen one
scaffold match you've seen them all. That was one of them. Total waste
of what could have been a sensational normal RNR/Midnight match on a
major show too. *1/2
The
ring crew comes out and takes down the scaffold so there'll be room for
the cage later on tonight. Commentary vamps while that's going on and
we get a mini intermission. We go to the back to Bob Caudle with the not
yet Freebirds plus Precious. Garvin filibusters the entire interview
without letting Hayes get a word in despite Hayes looking like he
desperately wants to let loose, which has to be Garvin having a laugh
with his real life buddy. Doc Death then comes in and shows that talking
is not exactly the best part of his game.
Unification
Match: NWA World Television Champion Nikita Koloff def UWF Television
Champion Terry Taylor (w/Eddie Gilbert) in 18:55- Koloff dropped the
US title to Four Horseman Lex Luger during the '87 Great American Bash
tour (sadly as of this writing no GAB shows from '87 have been released
on the WWE Vault yet), but right after in August took the TV title from
fellow Horseman Tully Blanchard. Taylor was a UWF guy already somewhat
familiar to JCP audiences, having dipped his toes in the territory while
he was a regular in Georgia before JCP bought *them* out. He's the heel
here as he's formed a "UWF guys" alliance with Gilbert. They go nose to
nose after intros with their belts still on before handing them over.
Koloff shows his obvious power advantage on the initial lockups. They go
nose to nose again and shove a bunch. Nikita breaks clean in the
corner. Taylor manages an armdrag, but that only pisses Koloff off and
Taylor quickly backs off. Taylor tries to trap Koloff in the corner but
also eventually breaks clean. Next time in the corner Taylor tries a
punch but Koloff blocks it. Again Taylor backs the hell up. Taylor grabs
an arm wringer. Koloff looks more annoyed than anything. He easily
reverses and gets Taylor down in an ARMBAR. Taylor tries to escape over
the top rope but Koloff pulls him right back over. Koloff wins a buckle
shot war. He grabs the arm again and no sells Taylor's punches. Taylor
reverses a hammerlock but quickly takes a back elbow, and Koloff's in
control on the arm again. Taylor finally takes a rope break to get free
and goes to the floor to kill the momentum. More jawing and shoving back
in and Koloff slaps. Backdrop from Koloff for 2. Taylor again bails to
the floor. Koloff has enough of the stalling and pulls Taylor back in by
the hair. Taylor gets a knee up in the corner and tries for an illegal
leverage pin but can't keep Koloff down. Right back to Koloff working
the arm. Again Taylor takes a rope break. Finally he goes to the eye
poke to get Koloff on the defensive. Snap mare but Koloff dodges an
elbow drop and Taylor's right back in the armbar. Koloff continues to no
sell what little offense Taylor manages to muster. The Hammer puts
Taylor down. Koloff loads up for the Sickle to finish it. Taylor dodges
and Koloff crashes into the corner! That finally changes things. Taylor
takes Koloff to the floor and gives him a guardrail shot. Chop on the
floor. He runs Koloff's shoulder into the post. Koloff's arm is snapped
over the top rope as Taylor clearly has a target. Gilbert gets involved,
giving Koloff's arm a shot on the apron. Taylor kneedrop onto the bad
arm. Another one to the jaw and a slow cover for 2. Koloff tries to hit a
back elbow but that hurts him more than Taylor. Taylor tries a sunset
flip but Koloff blocks it. Suplex fight that Koloff wins. Taylor is
still up first, but Koloff starts to hulk up. He pounds on Taylor in the
corner. Taylor counters mounted punches with an inverted atomic drop
for 2. He argues with ref Earl Hebner and Koloff rolls him up for 2.
Koloff backdrops out of a piledriver attempt. He hits punches and Taylor
runs on the floor. He catches Koloff coming back in, then Gilbert hits
Koloff in the leg with a chair (off camera) as he's coming back in. So
much for all the arm work. Taylor figure four! Gilbert helps and Taylor
gets a near fall. Hebner eventually catches them and breaks the hold.
Gilbert tries to choke Koloff. Taylor and Gilbert collide! Sickle!
Koloff gets the pin! It took a bit to get going, but once it did it was
pretty decent. **3/4
Like
before with the Georgia buyout, Taylor would bypass going fully full
time with JCP and depart the promotion. He'd spend the first half of '88
in WCCW, then in the summer he signed with WWF and was soon saddled
with one of the absolute worst gimmicks anyone's ever seen, especially
for a worker as good as Taylor was.
NWA
World Tag Team Championship: Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard (c)
(w/JJ Dillon) def The Road Warriors (w/Paul Ellering) by DQ in 14:13- The
last three matches are all Four Horsemen matches. After dancing around
each other for a while and working with other partners within the
Horsemen the legendary Arn & Blanchard team solidified as a
permanent thing during the summer and they defeated the RNR Express for
the tag titles in September. Despite being with the company full time
for nearly two years now the Roadies had not been able to capture the
World tag titles, and had been chasing the Horsemen team since they won
the titles. Now they get one more shot in their hometown in front of a
crowd rabid to see them win. Nothing can go wrong, right? Naturally the
Roadies get a massive ovation in their hometown. They were easily the
most popular hometown Chicago wrestlers before CM Punk came along. Arn
starts off with Hawk. Arn tries to do some trash talking. Hawk grabs him
by the throat! That'll stop that. Arn catches Hawk with a knee and
climbs up top. Hawk picks him up and press slams him back down! Arn
rolls all the way to the floor to recover. Back in Arn tries a headlock
that Hawk easily powers out of. Again Arn bails to the floor, giving
Ellering some what for while he's out there. That leads to Dillon and
Ellering getting too close to each other and the wrestlers go out to
break it up. Blanchard tags in for a try. Hawk easily powers him out of a
lockup, fakes him out with a boot and drops him with a clothesline.
Blanchard tries to bail but Animal presses him back in the ring!
Blanchard rolls out again and takes a long walk. Hawk chases him down
and throws him back in. Dropkick from Hawk for 2. Animal tags in and
Blanchard does what Arn tried earlier, a quick knee and going up top.
Blanchard gets a little farther, successfully launching, but right into
an Animal powerslam. Arn saves a pin and tags in. You can almost
literally see the gears in his brain turning trying to figure out how to
handle what he's up against. Arn tries a floatover in the corner but
gets murdered by an Animal clothesline. Blanchard runs in and gets
dropped again. Again the champs have regroup and go down to about Plan E
on the gameplan. Arn runs into a Hawk bear hug, but the Horsemen
quickly double team Hawk to counter. It doesn't last long as Hawk plants
them both with a double clothesline and covers Blanchard for 2. Hawk
presses Blanchard into an Animal bear hug! With some fantastic bridges.
Animal then turns it into an inverted atomic drop. Blanchard gets mad
and fires off some open hand chops. Animal counters with his own that
are more effective and hits a dropkick. Arn tags in and they go speed.
Arn has a weird bit where he seems to hit the ropes wrong and goes out
to the floor, but it turns out it was just a lure to get Animal to
chase. Arn catches him coming back in and tries a piledriver. Animal
backdrops out and gives Arn another press slam. Hawk then presses
Blanchard again. Arn clips Hawk's knee while he has Blanchard up! They
went to the presses one too many time. Blanchard is quickly ALL OVER
Hawk's knee. Got the opening and wasted no time taking advantage of it.
Arn posts Hawk's knee. Blanchard chairshot onto Hawk's knee on the
floor. Back in Arn hits a DDT for 2. Blanchard tries for a figure four
but Hawk pulls him down into what looks like was supposed to be a small
package but they can't quite pull it off. Arn does a classic spinning
toe hold but Hawk pushes him into the corner. Arn does a great job
grabbing Hawk's foot to just barely cut the tag off. This time Blanchard
gets a figure four on. Arn tries to provide extra leverage but Young
sees and calls it a tag, breaking the hold. Arn tries for a leverage pin
but works around into crotching himself on Hawk's legs. Tag to Animal! A
side note, Hawk's normally criticized for never selling, but he's sold
the hurt knee great this whole time here. Animal hits a dropkick on Arn.
Blanchard goes down, but then he trips Animal from the floor!
Everything breaks down and Blanchard possibly deliberately knocks ref
Tommy Young out of the ring. Animal backdrops Arn over the top rope down
to the floor, right next to where Young landed. Double clothesline on
Blanchard. The Roadies set up Arn in the ring. Doomsday Device! Backup
ref Hebner counts 3! The Road Warriors FINALLY win the tag titles in
their hometown! BUT WAIT! Young is back in the ring and he raises Arn's
hand! He saw the over the top rope throw and is DQ'ing the Roadies for
it. Weak. Ass. Sauce. The Roadies refuse to listen and walk out with the
belts, but it is indeed a Horsemen retention by DQ. During replays we
hear some "bullshit" chants. This is a textbook example of overthinking
what should have been incredibly simple. Sometimes the easiest decision
is also the correct one, and it should have been here. Crazily it'll
still be nearly a year before the Roadies finally get a hold of the tag
titles. The match was going great before that horrible finish and even
worse booking decision. ***1/2
Mini
intermission #2 as the cage is set up. Some guy I don't remember at all
named Jack Gregory is in the back with Magnum TA, still needing a cane
but looking well recovered from the car accident that ended his career.
After that Caudle is with Nikita Koloff. He might as well throw that UWF
TV title belt in a trash can, it's not worth any more than that. JJ
Dillon then comes in and after celebrating the fact the tag titles are
still with the Horsemen he admits he's nervous about the next match, as
much as he believes in Luger, because he's 0 for about 800 in his career
against Dusty Rhodes.
Steel
Cage Match for the NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: "The
American Dream" Dusty Rhodes def "The Total Package" Lex Luger (c) (w/JJ
Dillon) in 16:23- As I mentioned, Luger defeated Koloff for this
title during the GAB tour as part of his continued rapid rise up. Like
Sting, JCP saw huge things in him. Luger's definitely gotten some
pointers from Flair on his robe game. An added stipulation for this
match is if Dusty loses he'll be suspended for 90 days, which is somehow
portrayed as career threatening. JCP legend Johnny Weaver is on the
floor to act as the "keymaster" for the key to the cage, making sure no
other Horsement get involved. Luger is announced as from Chicago but
still gets booed going against Dusty. Cautious start with a rough but
clean corner break off the first lockup. Luger then hits the first shots
and tries to give Dusty a cage shot. Dusty blocks it and hits an elbow.
Luger decides to flex a bit for mind games. Dusty responds with some
strutting and even tries his own flex. Dusty fires away with jabs and
puts Luger down with a bionic elbow. Atomic drop for Luger. Dusty gets
the Weaverlock (a sleeper bequeathed to Dusty by Weaver for this match)
on but Luger quickly escapes. Luger cranks a headlock for a bit. Speed
run and the Weaverlock is on again. Again Luger quickly gets free using
the ropes. Luger snap mares Dusty over but badly misses an elbow drop.
Dusty works that arm for a while as things kind of grind to a halt for a
bit. Luger gets a flurry but Dusty dodges a corner charge and gets back
on the arm. Eventually Luger catches Dusty with a knee to the gut or
possibly lower while Dusty was wrapping his arm around the top rope.
Dusty takes the first cage shot. He's bleeding and Luger attacks the
cut. Another cage shot and cover for 2. Another snap mare and this time
the big elbow drop hits for 2. Luger starts working on Dusty's back,
setting up for the Torture Rack. Dusty fires back with a crazy one foot
dropkick. That was not pretty. Luger gets Dusty up for a backdrop and
calls for the Rack. He gets Dusty up but can't balance him and Dusty
ends up sitting on the top rope. Now Luger starts working on the arm.
Pure inexperience here, not picking out just one body part. He gets
extra rope leverage for a simple armbar. When Dusty tries to fire back
up Luger hair pulls him back down. Dusty fires back up for real in the
corner and puts Luger down with a punch combo and elbow. He hits a kind
of DDT I think? Dunno what that was supposed to be. Cover for 2. Dusty
ducks a clothesline and gets the Weaverlock on! He hops on Luger's back!
Not even Luger can hold that weight. Dillon takes Weaver out on the
floor and gets the key! But he can't hold onto it or drops it and loses
it or something and can't get the door open. He settles for throwing a
chair over the top of the cage into the ring, which just barely makes it
over. Luger took Hebner out at some point in there too. Before Luger
can pick the chair up Dusty DDTs him onto it! Cover and Dusty gets the
pin to win the title! Hoist on his own petard. 0 for 801. Crazily enough
it's Dusty's first ever US title win, finally giving him the JCP triple
crown (World, US, TV), or grand slam if you count the tag titles. Kind
of an ugly finish sequence there, and the whole match didn't have a
whole lot going for it either. Luger hadn't put it all together just
yet, that'll happen next year when he starts working with Flair
regularly after his face turn, and Dusty was quickly becoming more and
more limited in the ring. *1/2
To
set up the main event- Ric Flair had grown tired of defending the World
title every Starrcade and wanted to win it back this year. Head booker
Dusty and other JCP brass agreed, thinking it would be a good counter to
whatever WWF threw at them with Survivor Series. But then came the hard
question, who does Flair drop the title to and win it back from? No
name immediately came to mind, and no one stood out enough to make a
strong case for. Eventually a compromise choice was reached in a "he
happened to walk by the room while discussions were happening" kind of
way: Ron Garvin. Now Garvin had some really good matches with Flair in
the past and was a perfectly fine wrestler, but he was not main event
material, especially in a day and age when very few guys reached that
level. But having no real alternatives the plan was set, and Garvin
upset Flair for the title on weekly TV in Detroit in September, ending
Flair's (officially) fourth reign at 412 days. Putting the title on
Garvin was another decision generally blamed for JCP's sharp downturn in
business. The simple fact is that while he was liked and respected by
both fans and peers, no one took him seriously as a world champion.
Steel Cage Match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair def Ron Garvin (c) in 17:25- Flair's
got a weird synth version of his regular music rather than the normal
full orchestra version. Glad that didn't last. Love the white robe
though. Despite Flair being the clear heel and all the other Horsemen
being heavily booed the crowd is much more 50/50 for this match, maybe
even 60/40 Flair. Flair's serious as the challenger, not a lot of
shenanigans before the first lockup. He does give Garvin a small
"WOOOOOOO" on the corner break. After a couple of chop exchanges Garvin
absolutely pummels Flair with open hand chops and hiptosses him. Again
Garvin wins a chop battle. One part of the crowd loudly starts a "Garvin
sucks" chant that a good portion of the crowd picks up. Shoulderblock
from Garvin. More chops. Flair Flop! Backdrop and Flair begs off. Garvin
says no and cranks an arm into an armbar. Mounted punches from Garvin.
Another backdrop. Garvin Stomp! All around the world. Garvin straight up
slaps Flair's face in the corner trying to get him to fight back. It
works and they get into a full on slugfest. Garvin's chops win again.
Flair low blow! That'll turn things around. And we're also in the cage
so no DQ. Follow up to the same area with an inverted atomic drop. Snap
mare/kneedrop combo for 2. Flair grabs Garvin's knee and gives it a
shot, starting up with that. Chop in the corner then another shot to the
knee. Kneebreaker! Into the figure four! Flair crawls over and gets
extra rope leverage, getting a couple of near falls. Garvin then manages
to reverse it. They end up in the ropes and Young breaks the hold.
Garvin is very wobblelegged trying to stand and Flair is right back on
the knee. Garvin just barely blocks a cage shot. Garvin reverses a whip
and Flair flies into the cage! Another cage shot for Flair! Cheese
grater spot! Flair is, naturally, bleeding. Another cage shot. Garvin
bites the cut! Flair climbs up the cage trying to get some space. Garvin
grabs his leg and follows him. Flair takes shots on the top of the cage
and flops back down to the ring. Garvin sets up on the top rope, but
Flair very deliberately Flair Flops away from him. It was a sunset flip
off the top rope that won Garvin the title back in September. More big
open hand chops from Garvin. Flair hits an elbow that puts Garvin back
down. Flair goes up top and gets slammed off. Garvin puts on a figure
four! That gets a couple of near falls. Flair grabs a rope and Young
breaks the hold. That's questionable in this match, if rope breaks
should count but whatever. Garvin continues to punish the knee. Another
corner chop exchange. Garvin blocks another cage shot and gives Flair
another one. Garvin goes up top and hits a crossbody for 2. Backslide
from Garvin for 2. Another cheese grater spot for Flair and more chops.
Again Flair tries to escape up top and takes more top of the cage shots.
Garvin hits a headbutt and Flair falls crotch first on the top rope!
Garvin goes for the top rope sunset flip! Flair blocks it, pins Garvin
down and grabs the top rope for extra leverage. Garvin still kicks out,
then cradles Flair for 2. Flair counters more mounted punches by backing
Garvin into the opposite corner, sort of squashing Young in the
process. Garvin hits the Hand of Stone punch! Young is OK and counts.
Flair kicks out! Flair grabs a charging Garvin, hot shots him into the
cage support post, and covers to get the pin and win the title back! The
win gets a pretty nice pop in Chicago too. That was.....fine. No more. A
letdown for a peak Flair main event for sure. It just never came
together fully. Back at the Superstars on the Superstation special in
the spring of '86 these two had a phenomenal match, where Flair let
Garvin lead with his style and Flair adapted perfectly. This time,
Garvin seemed to try to work more Flair's style and it doesn't work as
well. ***1/4
OVERALL SHOW THOUGHTS- Not
the best Starrcade to close out the "territory era" of them, but not a
completely terrible one either. There's a few good matches, but nothing
that's going to make any "best of Starrcade" lists. It's also let down
by some terrible booking calls, which stand out even more on such a
small card. The Chicago crowd was hot all night as Chicago crowds are,
but also never really fully into it as they weren't as invested in this
promotion. The experiment coming here really didn't work from a business
or show perspective.
OVERALL SHOW GRADE: C
v2.0 posted 7/28/26
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